This game has no memorable dialogue.

This game has no memorable dialogue.

  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    MY
    ASS
    IS
    HEAVY

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    WEREN'T YOU SUPPOSED TO BE IN THE TEST CHAMBER HALF AN HOUR AGO?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      More like HALF LIFE ago amirite.

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >he plays video games for the dialogue

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >FOR GOD SAKES, OPEN THE SILO DOORS! THEY’RE COMING FOR US; IT’S OUR ONLY WAY OUT! OH, MY GOD, WE’RE DOOMED!

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    'Gordon you lousy motherfucker! Get your dork ass down to the test chamber or I will shove the sample up your ass.'

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >jumps through window
    >"Hello there"

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    "Mama Mia"
    -Darth Vadar
    EPIC LOLZ

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      good post

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's so weird to know that a faux-goatse is making me nostalgic. I remember when I first saw these images, I was amazed by how excellent the quality of the images were, and now it looks like rubbish compared to what we have now, only a year or so later.

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It has hilarious death screams

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Hey, catch me later and I'll buy you a beer.

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Freeman, right? I’ve got a message for ya. Make sure you do

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >"Look gordon! Ropes!"

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Why are you quoting a tranny? Are you gay?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Troons live rent free in your head dont they?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Yes they do. GET OUT MY HEAD! GET OUT MY HEAD! GET OUT MY HEAD! GET OUT MY HEAD! GET OUT MY HEAD! GET OUT MY HEAD! GET OUT MY HEAD! GET OUT MY HEAD! GET OUT MY HEAD! GET OUT MY HEAD! GET OUT MY HEAD! GET OUT MY HEAD! GET OUT MY HEAD! GET OUT MY HEAD! GET OUT MY HEAD! GET OUT MY HEAD! GET OUT MY HEAD! GET OUT MY HEAD! GET OUT MY HEAD! GET OUT MY HEAD! GET OUT MY HEAD! GET OUT MY HEAD! GET OUT MY HEAD! GET OUT MY HEAD! GET OUT MY HEAD! GET OUT MY HEAD! GET OUT MY HEAD! GET OUT MY HEAD! GET OUT MY HEAD! GET OUT MY HEAD! GET OUT MY HEAD! GET OUT MY HEAD! GET OUT MY HEAD! GET OUT MY HEAD! GET OUT MY HEAD! GET OUT MY HEAD! GET OUT MY HEAD! GET OUT MY HEAD! GET OUT MY HEAD! GET OUT MY HEAD! GET OUT MY HEAD! GET OUT MY HEAD! GET OUT MY HEAD! GET OUT MY HEAD! GET OUT MY HEAD! GET OUT MY HEAD! GET OUT MY HEAD! GET OUT MY HEAD! GET OUT MY HEAD! GET OUT MY HEAD! GET OUT MY HEAD! GET OUT MY HEAD! GET OUT MY HEAD! GET OUT MY HEAD! GET OUT MY HEAD! GET OUT MY HEAD! GET OUT MY HEAD! GET OUT MY HEAD! GET OUT MY HEAD! GET OUT MY HEAD! GET OUT MY HEAD! GET OUT MY HEAD! GET OUT MY HEAD! GET OUT MY HEAD! GET OUT MY HEAD! GET OUT MY HEAD! GET OUT MY HEAD! GET OUT MY HEAD! GET OUT MY HEAD! GET OUT MY HEAD! GET OUT MY HEAD! GET OUT MY HEAD! GET OUT MY HEAD! GET OUT MY HEAD! GET OUT MY HEAD! GET OUT MY HEAD! GET OUT MY HEAD! GET OUT MY HEAD! GET OUT MY HEAD!

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Gordon doesn't need to hear all of this; he's a highly trained professional.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      HELP ME GORDON

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Why are you quoting a tranny? Are you gay?

      >"Look gordon! Ropes!"
      >"ACK"

      I had to.

  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    AAAaAAa

  13. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    They're waiting for you Gordon, in the gas chamberrrrr.

  14. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You'll just have to wait until AFTER the test.

  15. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    PRUNE JUICE

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      DO YOU SUCK DICKS?

  16. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Perhaps, but shooting the space satelite thing and then hearing Riffs and Drums will be top kino to me.

    ?si=qmGJ9hUdd6Gm5-n_

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Was blast and rift's just cherry on top

  17. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why did he need to wear this ridiculous tie? Why did he do it bros?

  18. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    are you insane no no ack dargh

  19. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Gordon doesn't need to hear all this, he's a highly trained professional.

  20. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    MY GOD!
    WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

  21. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >elevator explodes
    >falling down
    >WAAAAUUUUUGGGHGHHH- HELLO GORDON
    >explodes

  22. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It has memorable moments, more important than dialogue

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >he plays video games for the dialogue

      retards

  23. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    STAHP
    GET IT OFF ME

  24. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    MORPHINE ADMINISTIRED

  25. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Body? What body?

  26. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    HEY!!!!!! EAT LEAD YOU OUTER SPACE OCTOPUS!!

  27. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    HWACK-

  28. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    they're waiting for you gordon
    in the test chamber...

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This line always gave me chills whenever I replayed the game.
      It's like he knew what was going to happen.

      Still seething Black Mesa did not include G-Man whispering "prepare for unforeseen consequences" as the resonance cascade is happening. Half-Life is such a vibe.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Because gman barely interacts with gordon besides stalking him until the end, i liked how menacing he looks and acts in alex with a tdlking character

  29. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You'll just have to kiss Gordon after the test.

  30. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    TIME TO CHOOSE

  31. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    beeep beeep beeep
    major
    fracture
    detected

  32. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Muh bear muh dick dick

  33. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What body? huhuhuhu

  34. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This video is no more than overextended shitty compressed screaming files and yet I'm fucking crying with laughter, what is wrong with me

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Scientist lines are inherently comedic

  35. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    STAHP
    STAHP
    ACK NOOO
    STAHP

  36. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    This was just to bait people into posting said quotes wasn't it

  37. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why do we all have to wear these ridiculous ties?

  38. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I don't get something: Black mesa was already experimenting on Aliens, which means they already knew how to do portal stuff. Then why the experience? And was Gordon freeman a bad guy for being part of a team of scientists who made test on Aliens?

  39. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    STOP FUCKING WITH THE MICROWAVE

  40. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    "Wouldn't you love to get one of THESE samples under a microscope"

  41. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    "Gordon Freeman, it is you , isn't it?"

  42. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Do you know who ate all the doughnuts?

  43. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >They're waiting for you Gordon
    >In the Test. Chamberrr

  44. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    “Can I see your passport?”

  45. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Well, so much for the government.

  46. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    GOT A SCIENTIST HERE, WITH A LOT OF PICTURES OF GIRLS WITH DICKS

  47. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    He's wearing a hazard suit. There is no way you can penetrate his metal ass

  48. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    "I killed 12 dumbass scientists, and not one of them fought back! This sucks!"

    It was pretty chilling hearing that as a 12 year old child in 1998.

  49. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  50. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    TIME TO CHOOSE

  51. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    https://www.youtube.com/watch/UBeU4dD739M

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      What the literal fuck did I just watch?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Shitposters put more effort into their work than the average modern anime studio, fucking kek

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      love this dudes stuff https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D_REgze773M&ab_channel=Eltorro64Rus

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Dammit, I can't beleive I've been missing out on Eltorro's content in YouTube shorts.
      https://youtube.com/shorts/C3jgvEz47kc?si=WgZBD3nwc5V6hF9x

      What the literal fuck did I just watch?

      I think it's a recreation of a Breaking Bad scene in SFM with Half-Life models and sound effects. Classic Eltorro64Rus.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      BRAVO VINCE

  52. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    They took this from you

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Damn, Gabe was ahead of the curve

  53. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >I read that in his voice
    >I remembered it as dialogue

  54. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Shutting down.. it- it's not shutting down! It- AAAAAAUGH

    every time I shut down my PC

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I actually had the "Oh, fiddlesticks... what now?" voiceline play when I restarted my computer.

  55. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Thats completely forgivable since it set a precedent for dialogue in games, you absolute zoomer.

  56. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    ?si=w4GU43yXi-d_mez9

  57. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The update made me go back and play crack-life again.
    God what a time capsule of internet humour.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      DRINK YA PRUNE JUICE

  58. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    *CLANG**CLANG**CLANG**CLANG**CLANG**CLANG**CLANG**CLANG**CLANG**CLANG**CLANG**CLANG*

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      > Crouch to a corpse
      > PRRRRRRRRRRR*FRAG*PRRRRRRRRRRR

  59. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >NO MORE GIRLS WITH DICKS FOR YOU, HOMO!!

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      If even those meant to protect us can't understand that futa is completely heterosexual, then we really are doomed.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Thart's the trick, you see. They were working for the Big Gay. HECU Marines? Homoerotic coombat unit.

  60. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Gordon, you LOUSY MOTHERFUCKER

  61. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I don't know how you can say that

  62. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >this game has no memor-ACK!
    Behold:
    >Why do we all have to wear these ridiculous ties?

  63. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    They're waiting for you Gordon
    IN THE TEST CHAMBERRR

  64. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    looks like you're in the barrel today

  65. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    THE BORDER WORLD, XXXXXEN

  66. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >see this image
    >IMMIDIATLY get the line on my head:
    >"NO, IM WITH THE SCIENCE TEAM"

    I know 90% of Gankerirgins are retarded, but you didn't really needed bait to start another Half Life thread with bait to make it word.
    99% of Ganker loves Half Life, with only salty quake naggers being the only ones who don't.

  67. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >splat

  68. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    sure it does

    >AH
    >WAUGH
    >DARG
    >They're waiting for you Gordonn. Inn the testt chamburrr

  69. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    This is as far as i go
    This is as far as i see
    This is as far as i eat
    This is as far as i DARGH

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