It's so weird to know that a faux-goatse is making me nostalgic. I remember when I first saw these images, I was amazed by how excellent the quality of the images were, and now it looks like rubbish compared to what we have now, only a year or so later.
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This line always gave me chills whenever I replayed the game.
It's like he knew what was going to happen.
Still seething Black Mesa did not include G-Man whispering "prepare for unforeseen consequences" as the resonance cascade is happening. Half-Life is such a vibe.
I don't get something: Black mesa was already experimenting on Aliens, which means they already knew how to do portal stuff. Then why the experience? And was Gordon freeman a bad guy for being part of a team of scientists who made test on Aliens?
>see this image >IMMIDIATLY get the line on my head: >"NO, IM WITH THE SCIENCE TEAM"
I know 90% of Gankerirgins are retarded, but you didn't really needed bait to start another Half Life thread with bait to make it word.
99% of Ganker loves Half Life, with only salty quake naggers being the only ones who don't.
MY
ASS
IS
HEAVY
WEREN'T YOU SUPPOSED TO BE IN THE TEST CHAMBER HALF AN HOUR AGO?
More like HALF LIFE ago amirite.
>he plays video games for the dialogue
>FOR GOD SAKES, OPEN THE SILO DOORS! THEY’RE COMING FOR US; IT’S OUR ONLY WAY OUT! OH, MY GOD, WE’RE DOOMED!
'Gordon you lousy motherfucker! Get your dork ass down to the test chamber or I will shove the sample up your ass.'
>jumps through window
>"Hello there"
"Mama Mia"
-Darth Vadar
EPIC LOLZ
good post
It's so weird to know that a faux-goatse is making me nostalgic. I remember when I first saw these images, I was amazed by how excellent the quality of the images were, and now it looks like rubbish compared to what we have now, only a year or so later.
It has hilarious death screams
Hey, catch me later and I'll buy you a beer.
Freeman, right? I’ve got a message for ya. Make sure you do
>"Look gordon! Ropes!"
Why are you quoting a tranny? Are you gay?
Troons live rent free in your head dont they?
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Gordon doesn't need to hear all of this; he's a highly trained professional.
HELP ME GORDON
>"Look gordon! Ropes!"
>"ACK"
I had to.
AAAaAAa
They're waiting for you Gordon, in the gas chamberrrrr.
You'll just have to wait until AFTER the test.
PRUNE JUICE
DO YOU SUCK DICKS?
Perhaps, but shooting the space satelite thing and then hearing Riffs and Drums will be top kino to me.
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Was blast and rift's just cherry on top
Why did he need to wear this ridiculous tie? Why did he do it bros?
are you insane no no ack dargh
Gordon doesn't need to hear all this, he's a highly trained professional.
MY GOD!
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
>elevator explodes
>falling down
>WAAAAUUUUUGGGHGHHH- HELLO GORDON
>explodes
It has memorable moments, more important than dialogue
retards
STAHP
GET IT OFF ME
MORPHINE ADMINISTIRED
Body? What body?
HEY!!!!!! EAT LEAD YOU OUTER SPACE OCTOPUS!!
HWACK-
they're waiting for you gordon
in the test chamber...
This line always gave me chills whenever I replayed the game.
It's like he knew what was going to happen.
Still seething Black Mesa did not include G-Man whispering "prepare for unforeseen consequences" as the resonance cascade is happening. Half-Life is such a vibe.
Because gman barely interacts with gordon besides stalking him until the end, i liked how menacing he looks and acts in alex with a tdlking character
You'll just have to kiss Gordon after the test.
TIME TO CHOOSE
beeep beeep beeep
major
fracture
detected
Muh bear muh dick dick
What body? huhuhuhu
This video is no more than overextended shitty compressed screaming files and yet I'm fucking crying with laughter, what is wrong with me
Scientist lines are inherently comedic
STAHP
STAHP
ACK NOOO
STAHP
This was just to bait people into posting said quotes wasn't it
Why do we all have to wear these ridiculous ties?
I don't get something: Black mesa was already experimenting on Aliens, which means they already knew how to do portal stuff. Then why the experience? And was Gordon freeman a bad guy for being part of a team of scientists who made test on Aliens?
STOP FUCKING WITH THE MICROWAVE
"Wouldn't you love to get one of THESE samples under a microscope"
"Gordon Freeman, it is you , isn't it?"
Do you know who ate all the doughnuts?
>They're waiting for you Gordon
>In the Test. Chamberrr
“Can I see your passport?”
Well, so much for the government.
GOT A SCIENTIST HERE, WITH A LOT OF PICTURES OF GIRLS WITH DICKS
He's wearing a hazard suit. There is no way you can penetrate his metal ass
"I killed 12 dumbass scientists, and not one of them fought back! This sucks!"
It was pretty chilling hearing that as a 12 year old child in 1998.
TIME TO CHOOSE
https://www.youtube.com/watch/UBeU4dD739M
What the literal fuck did I just watch?
Shitposters put more effort into their work than the average modern anime studio, fucking kek
love this dudes stuff https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D_REgze773M&ab_channel=Eltorro64Rus
Dammit, I can't beleive I've been missing out on Eltorro's content in YouTube shorts.
https://youtube.com/shorts/C3jgvEz47kc?si=WgZBD3nwc5V6hF9x
I think it's a recreation of a Breaking Bad scene in SFM with Half-Life models and sound effects. Classic Eltorro64Rus.
BRAVO VINCE
They took this from you
Damn, Gabe was ahead of the curve
>I read that in his voice
>I remembered it as dialogue
>Shutting down.. it- it's not shutting down! It- AAAAAAUGH
every time I shut down my PC
I actually had the "Oh, fiddlesticks... what now?" voiceline play when I restarted my computer.
Thats completely forgivable since it set a precedent for dialogue in games, you absolute zoomer.
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The update made me go back and play crack-life again.
God what a time capsule of internet humour.
DRINK YA PRUNE JUICE
*CLANG**CLANG**CLANG**CLANG**CLANG**CLANG**CLANG**CLANG**CLANG**CLANG**CLANG**CLANG*
> Crouch to a corpse
> PRRRRRRRRRRR*FRAG*PRRRRRRRRRRR
>NO MORE GIRLS WITH DICKS FOR YOU, HOMO!!
If even those meant to protect us can't understand that futa is completely heterosexual, then we really are doomed.
Thart's the trick, you see. They were working for the Big Gay. HECU Marines? Homoerotic coombat unit.
Gordon, you LOUSY MOTHERFUCKER
I don't know how you can say that
>this game has no memor-ACK!
Behold:
>Why do we all have to wear these ridiculous ties?
They're waiting for you Gordon
IN THE TEST CHAMBERRR
looks like you're in the barrel today
THE BORDER WORLD, XXXXXEN
>see this image
>IMMIDIATLY get the line on my head:
>"NO, IM WITH THE SCIENCE TEAM"
I know 90% of Gankerirgins are retarded, but you didn't really needed bait to start another Half Life thread with bait to make it word.
99% of Ganker loves Half Life, with only salty quake naggers being the only ones who don't.
>splat
sure it does
>AH
>WAUGH
>DARG
>They're waiting for you Gordonn. Inn the testt chamburrr
This is as far as i go
This is as far as i see
This is as far as i eat
This is as far as i DARGH