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  1. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I would play the frick out of fortnite if it simply wasn't a battle royal.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      It feels less and less like a battle royale with each update.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        M8 the game is 0.1% battle royal and mostly custom games.

        Second counter point.
        Epic games launcher.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          You can play it through many other platforms. Android, Consoles, Geforce, Amazon. There's literally no excuse to not even give it a try. It's a good game.

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Android
            I don't play games on my phone.
            >Consoles
            Lol.
            >Geforce
            Lol.
            >Amazon
            You can't be fricking serious.

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              Then be a dumb steamcuck, no one cares. Literally brand loyalist NPC, have a nice day.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Bringing up steam and brand loyalty out of absolutely no where.
                ???????
                I refuse to give epic games the time of day because they're actively damaging the industry with shitty business practices, if the game wasn't made by epic of all companies and didn't have BR as a main supported gamemode I would consider it.

                [...]
                Don't you still need to make an epic account for geforce/amazon.

                From a brief google search, yes. Yes you do.

                It’s like you people never heard about the original game mode. Save The World. Many different missions modes but basically tower defense/crafting survival horror with shitloads of stuff to upgrade

                Isn't save the world dead in the water?

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                >shitty business practices
                nta but what are you talking about?
                Isn't this the same company that gives out free games every day?

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                It's the same company that creates a problem so they can sell you the solution

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                Black person, what problem?

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                I was talking about the EGS exclusivity deals

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                almost everything I play is exclusive to steam so I don't really see how this is a problem

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                Oooh. I mean, that's shitty, but I still don't see the issue consumer-wise. Nothing is impeding you to play the games on your PC, you just have to install the launcher and forget about it.
                If the launcher makes you seethe so much you can use

                Use something like Playnite and you'll never use launchers again. Not even the Steam one.

                and forget about it even further.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                >but I still don't see the issue consumer-wise
                What? It's pretty anti-consumer
                The only one who profits from these deals are publishers and developers.

                almost everything I play is exclusive to steam so I don't really see how this is a problem

                >almost everything I play is exclusive to steam
                You can play/buy most games on other platforms though.
                >what's the problem
                Vale isn't paying to have games exclusively sold on their platform (for a limited time)

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                Yes, it is anti-consumer. But I don't see the issue consumer-wise.
                Both Steam and Epic Game launchers are free, so nothing is really in your way to play the games on your PC.

                >Exclusivity deals
                >Suing companies when they take your shit off their platform after you broke the contract/terms they set.
                >Ramps the "Sells your information" up to 11, more so than most other companies.
                >Whining about Steam being a supposed monopoly while using monopolistic strategies.
                >God awful storefront that lacked and still lacks many basic features that steam had since 2007.
                >Owned by the chinese
                I simply can't fathom that there are people who play and enjoy video games that constantly shill for epic while shitting on steam.
                [...]
                Tim has stated that he doesn't give a shit about consumers. His entire business model is appeal to devs and companies rather than the consumers. He says that companies should have a right to compete, which apparently means paying off devs to only release their game on their shitty store platform that lacks basic storefront features.

                >Ramps the "Sells your information" up to 11, more so than most other companies.
                >Whining about Steam being a supposed monopoly while using monopolistic strategies.
                >Suing companies when they take your shit off their platform after you broke the contract/terms they set.
                Okay now these are legit complaints. I am now educated.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                >so nothing is really in your way to play the games on your PC.
                I don't want exclusivity garbage on PC. It's a shitty business practice and I'm not a cuck who supports shit that will eventually come back to bite my ass.

                I don't mind publishers using their own storefronts for their own games though.
                Ubisoft uses their shitty launcher for their own games for example

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                >You can play/buy most games on other platforms though.
                What did he mean by this?

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Exclusivity deals
                >Suing companies when they take your shit off their platform after you broke the contract/terms they set.
                >Ramps the "Sells your information" up to 11, more so than most other companies.
                >Whining about Steam being a supposed monopoly while using monopolistic strategies.
                >God awful storefront that lacked and still lacks many basic features that steam had since 2007.
                >Owned by the chinese
                I simply can't fathom that there are people who play and enjoy video games that constantly shill for epic while shitting on steam.

                Oooh. I mean, that's shitty, but I still don't see the issue consumer-wise. Nothing is impeding you to play the games on your PC, you just have to install the launcher and forget about it.
                If the launcher makes you seethe so much you can use [...] and forget about it even further.

                Tim has stated that he doesn't give a shit about consumers. His entire business model is appeal to devs and companies rather than the consumers. He says that companies should have a right to compete, which apparently means paying off devs to only release their game on their shitty store platform that lacks basic storefront features.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Exclusivity deals
                It still blows my mind that devs take this deal even though it thoroughly fricks them in the ass. Yeah, Epic takes a smaller cut than Valve but that doesn't mean shit if your game doesn't sell because it's confined to a store front that most people just regard as a launcher for Fortnite

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                Because most devs don't have enough funding to push through the finish line or are planning to release on Steam anyways. Timed exclusives aren't even anything new nor did Epic invented the concept.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Because most devs don't have enough funding to push through the finish line
                If you can't manage to budget your game and you need Timmy Tencent to bust you out then your game is probably hot shit anyways. The "We needed dah funding!" excuse is complete bullshit and everyone knows it.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                not him but STW got three new event questlines last year with Fennix/Brainstorm/Forgothername as playable characters with voicelines and stuff as the rewards, as well as a new biome (recycled from STW mind you but it still takes effort)
                I think they know it needs work but they're not sure how to do it in an effective way

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                I refuse to play STW because I missed out in the Founders pack and I just don't want to remind myself that

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                founders codes still work if you can find a sealed ps4/xbone copy, or a friend who got the ultimate edition before they removed invites (the old invites will still work)
                or...you could keep an eye on keyseller sites, I did the math and it'd take a year of doing dailies (every 3 days) plus alerts/logins for you to "break even" on farmable vbucks

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                >actively damaging the industry
                I assume you don't use steam at all? If every company was Valve, we would be in monetized hell. Games literally wouldn't even be games. Imagine if Valve's marketplace was widespread, we'd all just play (work) to make money for corporations. It's sad, don't pretend you have standards.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                In what way does Steam damage the industry? By offering a good platform to sell games?
                I also use GoG, Humble, and Itch.
                >If every company was Valve, we would be in monetized hell. Games literally wouldn't even be games. Imagine if Valve's marketplace was widespread, we'd all just play (work) to make money for corporations.
                What the frick are you talking about anon??

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                How fricking stupid are you? Jesus.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                You didn't actually criticize Valve or Steam here. You just said some generic shit about how if every company was valve then we would be in some dystopian society.
                It reads straight out of some hippy dystopian book.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                Genuine mouth breather. Keep reading and maybe it will land.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                Again, no actual criticisms. Now you're just throwing out ad-hominems keep shilling for tencent's puppet though.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                >If every company was Epic, we would be in monetized hell. Games literally wouldn't even be games. Imagine if Epic's marketplace was widespread, we'd all just play (work) to make money for corporations.

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            Then be a dumb steamcuck, no one cares. Literally brand loyalist NPC, have a nice day.

            Don't you still need to make an epic account for geforce/amazon.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Use something like Playnite and you'll never use launchers again. Not even the Steam one.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Eventually you'll stop giving a frick and give in.

          Nobody fricking cares if you have Epic installed or not.

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            Not happening Timmy. Go be a homosexual somewhere else.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        still surprised there's a game under all of those purchasable skins and items.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      M8 the game is 0.1% battle royal and mostly custom games.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      It’s like you people never heard about the original game mode. Save The World. Many different missions modes but basically tower defense/crafting survival horror with shitloads of stuff to upgrade

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        I remember when I first heard about fortnite and I was looking forward to it, cause save the world looked pretty cool.
        Who couldve figured that the tacked on battle royale mode would end up being its cash cow, and one of the biggest fricking things in the world.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          they fricking pounced on pubg and went for blood
          -pubg has massive hacking problem due to china, refuses to region ban china
          -game runs like shit
          -game takes forever to add content
          -fortnite comes out, promises fricking seasons of limited time content and gimmicks ontop of permanent ones
          -has functioning anticheat and no chinese
          -steals pubg's marketshare in months

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            I still remember when pubg was just a DayZ mod (which in of itself was originally a Arma 3 mod)

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Same, if I could play StW offline I would.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      honestly they literally have the tools and the skills to turn it into Unreal Tournament actively refuse to do it

  2. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's a shame that the most popular shooter is this garbage
    at least halo and cod were fun for their time

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      No they weren't, nu-/v/.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Being contrarian isnt a personality

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's the new Halo/Cod

      >Multiplayer
      >Custom Games
      >Forge
      >Theater mod
      >Splitscreen
      >Kids love it

      You can't make this shit up kek

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        And to top it off, it's free to download. That would have been insane back then.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      It’s about on the same level of enjoyment. Redditors give it a lot of shit because “muh zoomzooms” but there’s worse games out there.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >deep mechanics
        lmao

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Bro have you SEEN what these kids are doing with building? I feel like my dad playing Halo with little me when I squad up with my brother- still good at the game because of years of similar skill, but clearly outclassed and outskilled in key mechanics

  3. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    It is a bit odd.

  4. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    sex with the girl

  5. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Good shooter but terrible game if this had a death match it would be fun

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Black person there are literally custom games where people have created their own deathmatch modes. Hell one of the official modes that epic showed off to demonstrate Creative 2.0 was essentially a COD knockoff

  6. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Too bad it's exclusively played by brazilian aimbotters these days

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      actually virtually all of the "aimbots" you see are just console players with autoaim mixed with console moron pings
      epic games sues hackers (even if they're kids), have two anticheats running at the same time, and bans cheaters immediately instead of valve style "oh we'll wait a month for a banwave!" shit

      like I have only felt I've been the victim of a hacker a handful of times in like 5 years, compared to shit like tarkov or hunt showdown or pubg where its constant suspicions

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Well they should start banning console players then because this game has been unplayable for months

  7. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Who is the porn star?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Bella Poarch

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Huh. This is the bawd that earns millions by bobbling her head on TikTok.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          apparently, she has a popular emote on fortnite

  8. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    It sure is, because I cannot get enough of that Chun-Li ass.

  9. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Best toddler containment game I will never play.

  10. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >modern M.U.G.E.M
    >still no Kuromaru equivalent
    boring

  11. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Spent like $100 on this game before I finally broke free, NEVER AGAIN.

  12. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I like how it’s a bunch of popular characters + a random prostitute

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      If it were real she'd be a disgusting NI

  13. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >still no japanese ronald mcdonald
    yawn

  14. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Where the FRICK is the DUNE skin I want to play as Paul Atreides 24/7 NOW.

  15. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    fake as frick

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      yeah all of these skins are not real. there is a green goblin skin but its based on the comics not the movies.

  16. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Because it's terrible and turns you into a mongoloid?

  17. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    vidya equivalent of funko pops
    get the frick out of my board

  18. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Zoomercore.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      That's not as big of a slur as you think it is.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Stop the cap fr fr

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          I'm not black.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        I think its more like a classification

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Not in the way most anons use it. It's absolutely a slur to them.

  19. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >SFW image
    >still deleted
    seething jannoids

  20. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    This game is the equivalent to a virtual 5 year olds toy box.

  21. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Fortnite is crack

    I guess to zoomers and normalgays. I've played it on and off, but get bored after 2-3 days or so, and then you have some people that have like thousands of hours in it and it's all they play.

  22. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Building things out of thin air
    >Weird ass skins -> melting pot of everything
    Zoomers actually enjoy this lol

  23. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Makes you wonder when will the dopamine kick out.

  24. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    i wish i lived in a universe where these collabs were in a similar game that focused more on melee combat. having Darth Vader Spider-Man Harry Potter and Freddy Fazbear all in a fight is crazy on paper, but when they're all just shooting each other with M16s from 10 yards it falls disappointingly flat.

  25. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I hate steam, and I still don't plan on using EGS, not even for free games. Suck a fat one Timmy Tencent.

  26. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Zoomers, god help you.

  27. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >game is fun because I get to collect skins!
    do americans really

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Honestly, It's amusing for the sheer absurdity that freddy fazbear and master chief can hit the griddy or some other stupid zoomer dance on naruto and john wick's corpses in one game.
      Do I find that amusing? Yeah.
      Will I EVER touch fortnite myself?
      Frick no. It's filled with either children or manchildren either way.

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