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  1. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    ok

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Pissed troony

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Fricking queer

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        yes

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      You will never be a woman.

  2. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    After gaming for 20 years I can tell you that gayer the game looks, the more fun it has.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Is this true? Let me check.

      >Sly cooper series
      If you think about it, it's just a bunch of furries doing furry shit. Gay. Check

      >Metal Gear Solid
      Well...there's some gay in there, but I don't know how to put my finger on it. Check.

      >Outer Wilds
      It's sort of cutesy and gay in a 'in touch with your emotions' way. Check.

      It checks out. Gay means good. Wait...

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >there's some gay in there
        Snake and Revolver's dynamic is very homoerotic

  3. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    this game made me go on hrt, i stil identify as a man though

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      based redpilled femboy, frick trannies.

      keep buying hormones from the big pharma, keep wearing panties and bras and keep damaging your anus with 12 inch dildos, but do NOT use she/her pronouns, that's where we draw the mental illness' line

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        hrt femboys are fricking gross
        nasty little estrogen boobs
        i hate /lgbt/

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Unironically this. For the sake of my penis this world needs more femboys.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Based. The most masculine display of dominance is turning a lesser weaker man into a sex toy. Romans understood this and they conquered half the known world.

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Sex toy
            I want to love, support and cuddle with them as a husband, not view them solely as dehumanized sex objects. I prefer stuff like handholding on the beach or watching films together in bed at night than gross sex that degrades them. Most manly thing you can do is love, support, and care for another man and not to judge them for who they are. Being feminine or submissive doesn't equate to being lesser as a person, if anything it allows you to be more emotionally involved and carefree. No swearing, no dirty stuff, no alcohol, no smoking. What happened to a basic trad gay relationship that isn't degenerate? That's all I want. A comfy gay relationship on a farm raising chickens.

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              Surprisingly wholesome post.

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              Surprisingly wholesome post.

              Based. The most masculine display of dominance is turning a lesser weaker man into a sex toy. Romans understood this and they conquered half the known world.

              Unironically this. For the sake of my penis this world needs more femboys.

              based redpilled femboy, frick trannies.

              keep buying hormones from the big pharma, keep wearing panties and bras and keep damaging your anus with 12 inch dildos, but do NOT use she/her pronouns, that's where we draw the mental illness' line

              >homosexuals/troons rope yourself
              nobody will ever love or accept you and most people who do are only pretending

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                As long as I can't tell that they're pretending who cares?

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                >nobody will ever love or accept you
                that sounds like your projecting 🙁
                if you just try to fundamentally change as a person you can make it anon

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Estrogen cups are cringe, I need cute flat male chests goddamnit.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          >male chests
          >cute
          D-do girls really think this?

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        …what?

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        literally this, I don't care if you're taking drugs or whatever but don't cut your wiener off and don't call yourself a woman and we're gucci

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        hot, hot, hot
        whats the issue?

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Dude what the frick is wrong with you.

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            He is a mentally ill brownoid

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        calm down, Mr. Beast

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        The only difference between femboys and trannies is semantics. They're both males that take estrogen to feminize themselves

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      based redpilled femboy, frick trannies.

      keep buying hormones from the big pharma, keep wearing panties and bras and keep damaging your anus with 12 inch dildos, but do NOT use she/her pronouns, that's where we draw the mental illness' line

      Why are White "people" like this? Is this why they're declining in population?

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Main target of israeli propaganda. Strong White men historically are the only ones that have stopped them from taking over the world. But don't fool yourself into thinking nonwhites don't do this shit too. Blacks are gay as frick but they don't see it as gay. That once episode of CSI was surprisingly accurate in that regard.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Whites are affected by the propaganda
          >Every other race is just gay
          Anons don't really think this do they?

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            its just that its a good thing when other races are affected too. It's an unintended consequence of the propaganda. They're not gods, after all, they do make mistakes in their efforts to control the world

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              If they're trying to control the world then that means they intend to go after everyone.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                well you pick the ones that give you the most competition first dinnae

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                then Whites would be last since they are outnumbered 1:10

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                >playing whites as a swarm faction
                doing it wrong, white gameplay is all about high cost high function units

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                Maybe if whites played a go wide strategy we wouldn't have to deal with israelites

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Strong White men
          Like Hadrian?

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          >CSI
          Law and Order

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          It's so weird how these israelites are so powerful, omnipresent, and control every single person, plant, animal, and other living thing like mindless puppets with such ease. Yet the Christian god for some reason allows them to humiliate and destroy his creations without a care.

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            Gods don't interfere in humans problems.
            He just establishes the rules.

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              >Gods don't interfere in humans problems.
              He wouldn't stop interfering in human problems in the OT.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Strong White men historically are the only ones that have stopped them from taking over the world
          cope. White m*n have enabled israelites throughout history because they're just like them

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        kys Black person israelite homosexual

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Main target of israeli propaganda. Strong White men historically are the only ones that have stopped them from taking over the world. But don't fool yourself into thinking nonwhites don't do this shit too. Blacks are gay as frick but they don't see it as gay. That once episode of CSI was surprisingly accurate in that regard.

        Are you all moronic. Whites are the least gay demographic. Meme white people all you want but real life doesn’t agree with you

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Thats cringe
      I'm a boy myself and even I know not to not take mental illness pills
      Those things genuinely frick up your body if taken long enough, I don't respect it

  4. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >he thinks that tendies give a single shit

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Worse than that
      >he thinks ANYONE gives a single shit what he thinks

  5. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Tranime is real

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's true. The soft, pastel, effeminate art style and fugly character design are a part of what ruined nuZelda for me. The tranime aesthetic sucks.
      We will never get a cool dark medieval fantasy Zelda again, because Nintendo's boomer marketing division thinks their entire audience is represented by troons on twitter and Reddit

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >cool dark medieval fantasy Zelda
        OoT had a tranime harem of little girls for the effeminate forest twink to court, while the entire game was less dark and menacing than quest 64. Zelda has always been a cartoon series for children and your headcanon fan art doesn't change the truth.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          You are mentally ill

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Refers to child Link as a twink
          >Sexualizes weird forest children
          You're a fricking mentally ill pedophile. You don't get an opinion

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >why are these japanese games full of cute characters, bright colors and effeminacy? could it be because that's a central pillar of their entire culture?
        >uhhhhh no it must be because of reddit or something
        Is there a group of Zelda fans more deluded than the ones who view anything beyond OoT Adult Link as an insult to their masculinity?

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Acknowledges Zelda game style has become effeminate as hell
          Ok, nice strawman though

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            How is it a strawman when in every TOTK thread there are people sharting their balls off in frothing rage over "troony" Link and screaming about how manly all the other Links in the franchise are compared to him and it's somehow draining them of all their T.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        OoT was the original one to both embrace popular anime artstyles and make link bishonen. Still the goat design though.

  6. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    cant blame big N for catering to their audience

  7. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >this game made me go on hrt, i stil identify as a man though

  8. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why should I care about what a Black personloving zoomer has to say

  9. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    link is a bawd who deserves to be dicked down by real men (such as myself)

  10. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Look how they massacred my boy

  11. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Oh no Anon Ganker will judge me oh no
    >Oh no Anon typed words on an ironic south Indonesian silk farm posting slate and can’t even talk about things that are liked
    >Rather Anon only perpetuates in Le arguments rather than having a good time talking about things.

    Well I’m having fun with my game. Enjoy your internet Schizo-Simulator.

  12. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I love making Link wear revealing outfits, it turns me on in an extremely gay way. It's the Miner's Top for me

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      why is half of Ganker like this and the other half extremely, violently racist?

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Ganker has always been by far in a way the gayest of the major Ganker boards. Also there’s more overlap beyond the gays and the racists than you’d think.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        What makes you think the gays aren’t also racist

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        There's significant overlap.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Ganker was always gay from day one, the other half are election tourists

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Racism is camp, always has been. Gay culture is extremely histrionic and judgemental. Nazis were gay as hell and Trump behaves like a straight up b***hy queen.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        I fit none of your categories.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        95% of Ganker are porn-addicts, severely mentally-ill(same thing), and majority ugly. They can't nor will ever attract a female, so somewhere along the way due to their severe porn-addiction and mental-illness, they started getting off to males.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          The other 5% are staggeringly ugly but believe they're loved by everyone because they saw a WMAF couple on Facebook.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          There are a lot of men who are gay not necessarily out of love for men but out of sheer hatred for women. The cliche that gays are woman's best friend is a lie.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Not sure what exactly is meant to prevent me from being both.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Sex
          With Anubis

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        we all time warped from ancient rome

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Those are literally the same people before and after post-nut clarity

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Listen. I just wanted to play video games. Then gamergate happened, homosexuals descended on this board, trump became president, and some israelites started overtly ushering in the homosexual world order.
        So ya, I'm violently racist now. Who the frick cares. Total Black person death, gas the israelites, race war now

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          >I just wanted to play video games
          No you didn't homosexual, you posted in GG threads 10 hours a day

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            >you posted in GG threads 10 hours a day
            No time to, homosexual! Had to pump out white babies. I'm not sorry your neo-vegana never worked out. You fell for the meme. Just remember, everybody in the whole fricking room can smell you at all times and they hate you for it.

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              Listen. I just wanted to play video games. Then gamergate happened, homosexuals descended on this board, trump became president, and some israelites started overtly ushering in the homosexual world order.
              So ya, I'm violently racist now. Who the frick cares. Total Black person death, gas the israelites, race war now

              glow

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              Say it with me.
              National
              Socialism.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          People like you are why I encourage the left to be as radical as they want to be. Someone who was apathetic about politics 10 years ago is now a radical thanks to them. Progressives do more for our cause them David Duke could have ever dreamed.

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            Listen. I just wanted to play video games. Then gamergate happened, homosexuals descended on this board, trump became president, and some israelites started overtly ushering in the homosexual world order.
            So ya, I'm violently racist now. Who the frick cares. Total Black person death, gas the israelites, race war now

            >2 more weeks trust the plan
            You're a loser. Say it with me "I'm a loser and my race is going extinct"
            None of your radicalization will do anything

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              If that was the case they wouldn't need to run their propaganda 24/7 on every media outlet.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                If it wasn't the case whites would've done something after the stolen 2020 election, instead anytime whites try to do anything it's either some fat NEET schizo lone wolf or everyone is so paranoid over glowies that no one does shit and anyone who calls for people to do shit gets shouted down as a glowie

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Violently racist

        Lmao a vast majority of white racists are not violent about their beliefs. We're too busy having jobs and caring about our normie reputation. If racists were actually based like that and violent you'd see a Black person beating across the country on a daily basis

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous
      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >other half

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Since 2016/17 Ganker became more mainstream, was sold to a japanese company and more and more gays and troons came here. Most of the oldgays that made the site great left for other sites and it turned to shit for the most part.. Then again Ganker is also full of mentally ill morons, so some of the users might have fallen into the troon trap as well.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        I'm not rayscis but I'm very homophobic.
        Why do I keep coming here?

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        I love femboys/traps and I'm violently racist both. They aren't mutually exclusive.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Violently racist

          Oh yeah? When was the last time you beat the shit out of some Black person. There are no violent racists anymore. All racists have been pussified and 98% of the time their racism is strictly relegated to anonymous online posting

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            I thought 'violently' was being use to mean 'extremely'?

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              Yeah and a man can be a woman and there is no objective truth or definition anymore. Everything is subjective and can be subverted by israelites. Congratulations, with ideas like this it's clear the left has built such a strong foundation for the future of society

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                No, I think this is a case of you not understanding figurative English. It's like people saying 'literally' to mean 'figuratively'. It's just a form of figurative hyperbole, every language does this.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                No I think it's a case of white nationalists being completely castrated and pussified yet still trying to act like the white race is still strong and proud, completely oblivious to how cowardly whites have actually become. It's living in delusion. It's literally like being connected to the Matrix where you pretend everything is fine and dandy when in reality whites are being culled

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Muh 6 gorillion yt pipos!!!
                You sound like a israelite, and a Black person.
                A Black personisraelite.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                You and I are talking about two different things.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                And how, exactly, are you being "culled"? Your kind proudly proclaims how much you hate real women and wouldn't touch a pussy to save your own lives, don't lash out at everyone else over your failure at being men.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                Those are browncels. White men are colonizing on the regular. Statistics prove that white men are the most desirable partners for women of literally all races. Cope over it, ricedick

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                Weird, all the incels I see in the news, on twitter, and elsewhere are white.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Seung hui cho

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                Uh, yo kiro Taco Bell?

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                A lot of school shooters are also Hispanic, yes.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                In which country? Certainly not in the US.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        The other half are election tourists that don't actually play video games and are here just to spread alt-right propaganda.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Anon doesn't know that the racist and the gay people are literally the same people.
        Anon....

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >why is Ganker so gay and racist?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      The anklet on this one turns me on so much it's unreal.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        what set is that aaaaaaa

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Charged armor set.

          Where do I get the top for this? i got the ice and fire ones...

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Where do I get the top for this? i got the ice and fire ones...

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >links chinese unicorn impression

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          AUHGHHH my ulcerr

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        It sucks that the armor is useless gameplay wise though

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >"Hey buddy, I think you've got the wrong door, the leather club's two blocks down."

  13. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why did they double down on the loose Link outfits?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Did they double down? They removed the Gerudo outfit.

  14. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    what outfit is that

  15. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Never played a zelda game but I saw the porn of Link and Zelda licking green dicks and so think you're not wrong to judge, this series is cucked

  16. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    ok hot
    i want to have sex with link

  17. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    God, I want to see Link with huge muscles wearing the barbarian outfit.

  18. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >BREAKING: closeted homosexual lashes out at perceived homosexualry
    amazing stuff, thanks for making this thread OP

  19. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    It really is. At least there are still some decent costumes but still. Zelda has always had some flamboyant characters but these two games have the most obvious homosexual subtext of the series.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >subtext
      What's subtextual about it? Japs (and 99% of normal people) think this shit is absolutely hilarious, it's only keyboard culture warrior morons like you who see an issue with it

  20. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Who holds the Pad and making the Photo?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Built in tripod

  21. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Can you make Link dance?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      This is like the 5th time I've seen this today. Are the kiddies just now seeing it for the first time?

  22. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Link is trans. At least in this and botw. There's no way that scrawny little sissy b***h dwarfed by every Hylian male wasn't born a woman.

  23. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's more that it's made to pander to women, which is why Link is a femboy that the game forcibly strips you down to underwear at times and otherwise has lots of bawdwear, while the women are all heavily covered up save for Gerudo who are mostly ugly anyway and great fairies who are fat drag queens.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Pandering to Japanese women also means you're simultaneously pandering to American gays.

  24. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Judge all you want, Buttercup. Nobody's impressed by some autistic child on an anonymous anime board..

  25. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >that outfit looks gay
    >don't wear it, then
    ...BUT

  26. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >thinks we care

  27. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    uhhhh sweatie don't you know the only way to experience real adventure is to play as a tremendous homosexual in a homosexual pastel world

  28. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I do not care.
    You do not pay my bills.

  29. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    For the Japanese Link is super masculine. For them being big and buff is actually gay as frick while a slim and fit guy like Link epitomizes masculinity.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      He's even beyond bishounen pussy destroyer at this point.

  30. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >get to the end of a shrine
    >just as I get a dopamine hit for completing the challenge, I see an image of a woman and a goat joined in beautiful matrimony
    I've done this 100 times and I love goats now for some reason.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Pavlov wept.

  31. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Wait till you see the troony hat in Hatano Village.

  32. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I like to imagine at some point Aonuma or Miyamoto walked through the room during development, saw some of these costumes, had a flashback to the good old days when they were young men bringing their hero to life, then shook their head and walked away.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Fricking idiot, Link has been deliberately made to be a pretty boy since OOT, look up some interviews where they talk in length how they went out of their way to make Link attractive to girls.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Attractive Hero Chad vs ftm troony manlet crossdresser

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Miyamoto was quoted murmuring something about "no sexy blue vixens" before shuffling out of the room

  33. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >fgsfds

  34. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I finally understood what objectification felt like when I played TotK, Link is shirtless in a skirt for like 2 whole hours during the tutorial as I was desperately looking for clothes to put on him

    I bet fujos were eating good that day

  35. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Link is literally made for BBC

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      I fricking hate the wokeshit that's resulted in gays shitting everything up even on Ganker

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        I laugh my ass off at you robots who mindlessly chant "woke" at anything and everything because your politicians made throwing tantrums about it their national platforms.

  36. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    That's okay. I myself think people that try hard at sports games just all have repressed daddy issues, and they subconsciously try in game to be the athlete that would win daddies approval

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Regardless of the reason, sports games are the absolute bottom of the barrel for video games. Well until mobile games came around.

  37. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    You write like a Black person and I'm judging you as a Black person for it.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Who gives a shit what a Hispanic thinks?

  38. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >for real
    go back

  39. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    how do i continue the gerudo temple questline? riju says that i should look for.. pillars of fire and connect them with light?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      You need to look for pillars of fire and connect them with light
      Read the hint again bozo

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        i dun getuh

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      what do you think it means when it says to turn your back to the throne and look out?

  40. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I love this game, but you are right that they homosexualfied Link too much this time.

  41. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >2003: I want to be Link
    >2023: I want to be in Link
    Why did they make him so frickable?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      I have wanted to be Ganondorf since Melee. It's why I lift.

  42. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Ganker in the mid-2000's
    >"everyone is gay for Bridget"
    >invents the word trap
    >/cm/ gets created to contain bishie-posting

    >Ganker now
    >"the Juice want to gain control of the world by making everyone fap to girly boys!!"

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Not the israelites in this case, just perverted Japs but the israelites certainly aren't going to stop them from spreading their sissy fetish to impressionable young men with absentee or weak fathers.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        So the israelites made it where white men can't control themselves around young boys and girls and feel the need to sexualize them?

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Exactly. White people are extremely weak-minded which made it easy for the israelites to take control of their brains and turn them into everything you see today.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      the old Ganker is dead thanks to a decade+ long eternal september

  43. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I can imagine how you'd think that game is gay if you watch a ton of gay porn all day

  44. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Oh, for real?

  45. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm gay

  46. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >Actually
    Nobody cares you moron
    >But white chocolate isn't real chocolACK
    SHUT UP

  47. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >a literal nobody on the internet judges me

    Damn, thats rough. I think I'll be alright tho.

  48. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I liked how the Barbarian leg wraps make Link take off his underwear to put on shorter shorts

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      His classic tunic costume has even shorter shorts than that.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Just barely maybe, but I prefer the leg paint

  49. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >OP is obsessed with homosexuals
    That's very gay of you OP. You are obviously in the closet and in denial.

  50. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >nintendo sees 16k results for link gay porn on r34 alone
    >eyes turn into yen signs
    simple as. they're just catering to their audience, which now seems to be sexually confused zoomers with a penchant for androgynous twinks. why do you think other jap studios make their female characters look like plastic bimbos? because they're "based"? they know sex sells, and when they see a trend, they're willing to sacrifice everything, integrity, coherence, professionalism, in order to get as much dough as possible.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      I swear devs commission r34 of their games to market it to coomers.

  51. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    hopefully the mentally ill morons will have roped when the next comes out

  52. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    ayyy caramba, adios straightbros.

  53. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    This boy ruined a whole generation of men.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      I don't like this model. I prefer his BotW face.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      literally me

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Id be happier if most porn with him was better. Never quite gets the twink butt bawd angle right.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        What do you mean?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Not even remotely the best boy in his own game. Plus that model looks fricking awful.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        You're just a furry.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          giwtwm

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          phew

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Cute belly chain.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          why not just give this a pussy?

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            I don't think you understand the appeal for most of us.

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            Ew, what are you? Gay?

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            That would make it boring.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          This boy ruined a whole generation of men.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      For me it was Toon Link in Minish Cap. He did something to me as a kid

  54. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Femboyism is just troonyism without the semantical games, it's the same emasculating homosexual sterilization of white men by the greater agenda of the cathedral of Moloch

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      who asked?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      you literally do not have sex with women, so your opinion is irrelevant

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      this, its like the prison culture shit aimed at white guys

  55. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    But what does Zelda wear and what is the status of her butt in this one?

  56. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >make game that looks like a moving painting
    >shitposter on v is mad because it doesn't look as good as his favorite horizon game

    I can't hear you over the sound of 10 million 10/10 reviews. I'm glad you're graphics are nice aloy. But you still look like a fat gay youtuber who eats himself to death.

  57. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >This game is full of dicks and I will cross my arms and frown if you play it

  58. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    looks hot, picked up

  59. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    My friend's younger brother is literally this. We all used to play Zelda game's together as little kids, and we all ended up meeting up one time when Breath of the Wild came out. His brother had dropped out of college due to "mental struggles", he had been studying game design, grew long hair and seemed kind of strange and autistic at that time. Years later my friend told me his friend had become a troony. He literally is the living embodiment of this meme.

    I don't know what the frick it is about game development majors man...

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      *his brother had become rather

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      difference is everyone knew crack was bad for you but HRT gets recommended if you so much as touch a doll when you're a young kid

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >but HRT gets recommended if you so much as touch a doll when you're a young kid

        Maybe in some other universe that's true.

  60. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    That's okay anon, I'm sure people judge you for far worse

  61. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Ditto
    >frfr nocap bruh
    kys

  62. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >But fricking a man is a display of complete submission, he's the one supposed to do the fricking but he's instead bending over
    this anon gets it though I want to be the one bending over

  63. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    But that's the gay ass Link from BoTW, for what I've seen ToTK Link is more manly after aging... right?

  64. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    [...]
    >But fricking a man is a display of complete submission, he's the one supposed to do the fricking but he's instead bending over
    this anon gets it though I want to be the one bending over

    This. Gay sex can be absolutely beautiful and you're an even bigger gay than most of the people ITT if you can't see that.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      There's nothing beautiful about putting your wiener in a man's large intestines full of fecal matter. Not natural either. You weren't born that way.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's okay bro, the Greeks did it!
        They also practiced bestiality and pederasty, but it's okay cause it's their culture!

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's okay bro, the Greeks did it!
        They also practiced bestiality and pederasty, but it's okay cause it's their culture!

        But it is fine to stick you wiener inside a woman's shit-filled butthole?

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's okay bro, the Greeks did it!
        They also practiced bestiality and pederasty, but it's okay cause it's their culture!

        [...]
        But it is fine to stick you wiener inside a woman's shit-filled butthole?

        Gays create history. Aristotle and Mozart were gay. Cope more.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          >mozart
          >gay
          bro

  65. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Japan's population is declining
    >Let's make our most iconic characters look as gay as possible and let incels know they can still get princess pussy
    Nintendo has a plan.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Their population decline has nothing to do with incels and everything to do with it being extremely difficult to have and raise kids in a culture where work and subservience to corporations allow no time and little money to have and raise kids.

  66. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Do you people need to rage about something at least four times a day or else you'll dematerialize and vanish into the ether?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      I came here expecting a gay Link thread, I dunno about the usual complaining gays

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Ganker had a month-long meltdown over the SMTV guy too, it's to be expected at this point.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Why is there no BOTW Link x Nahobino art?

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        month-long fap sesh more like

  67. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    it's a girly game for homosexual manbabies

  68. 10 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      so you're saying it would be straight to frick Buck Angel???

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yes. Buck Angel is a woman. You and most straight men would find her to be very ugly, but that doesn't change that she's a woman. If you think fricking her is gay, then you think someone fricking *any* woman you find to be unattractive is gay. Words mean things for a reason.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          lmao okay homosexual

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            I think that's my line

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              >no u
              thanks for conceding.
              i will be having sex with big, manly, hairy greeks while you rage on the.internet because your not getting touched, so I wont be reading any more replies

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                ???

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                >greeks
                >big

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          They are "ugly" to straight men because they are masculine, moron. You're not attracted to chromosomes or some stupid polshit, you're attracted to specific sexual characteristics. Which is why trans women ARE real women. Choke on it, homosexual.

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            Being attracted to something has no bearing on the fact you will never be a woman homosexual. An ugly woman is still a woman and a genetic mistake like you will always need medical intervention to be AT BEST a 4/10 till you hit your 30's where it's all downhill from there.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        I mean, she is a woman, she just got californicated for living to long in Los Angeles.

  69. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    You for real a Black person

  70. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    gosh I wanna frick link

  71. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    The only thing wrong with how it looks is that the devs apparently decided other things should act based on your location, not their own.

    Plants that glow, glow when YOU are in a cave even if it's daylight where they're sitting, for example.

    Only "bug" I have found in 1.0 and it's completely unimportant even if it was unintentional.

  72. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >looking in at all these screaming /misc/gays and their ruined fun while I just devour all the riju and twink-link fanart
    >game is a blast and also Link can wear a backless dress.
    Yes, hahaha...YES!

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      You'll die alone with no lineage or lasting impact on this existence

  73. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    So where do I get the gerudo set?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      no gerudo set this time, they make up for it with super twinky stuff like the frostbite set

  74. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >...and I’m for real judging you if you play it
    Oh no! Anyways...

  75. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Link is only for Tauro.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Is he a Gerudo?

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        He's not king of Gerudo, so probably not.
        Probably pacific islander like the ona ona guys.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Is he a Gerudo?

      He's not king of Gerudo, so probably not.
      Probably pacific islander like the ona ona guys.

      Dude reminds me of Chad from Bleach, who was a Mexican

  76. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Learn to cope.

  77. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Around 2015 when I started seeing black sun homosexual and transgender video edits being posted sincerely, I realized politics are kinda fricking stupid and/or boring normalgay shit in most other cases and that I don't give a shit about anything besides my extremely close family and friends.
    Freaks gonna freak and I got more important shit to think about like asian chicks with fat asses, white girls with glasses and flat breasts, black broads with humongous honkers and dick sucking lips, and anime dicky/hags.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      its literally just
      >brown femboy enjoyers vs white femboy enjoyers

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Esl

  78. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    You're just a furry.

    This boy ruined a whole generation of men.

    literally THE WORDST VERSION OF FEMBOY LINK
    No taste, as usual

  79. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    These games have made me depressed that I'll never be a cute twink

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Just lose weight and shave, if ugly face then use a facemask. it ain't that hard

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >bro just change your entire genetic structure it ain't hard

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Get (male) psychiatric help and start lifting weights. Please.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Every psychiatrist I've ever seen was female

  80. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    k

  81. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    God I want to tear his tiny little ass in half

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Implying Link wouldn't demolish you

  82. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Buddy it's 2023 and being gay is one of the least meaningful qualities a person can have.
    And who cares what you of all people think? You post on Ganker, no one worth anything comes here.

  83. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Everytime I tried to play this homosexual shit in vulkan it instantly crashes in the overworld everytime. Runs fine in the opening so it's not like my hardware is too weak. Opengl just straight up runs like total shit just because I use amd. Ryujinx also runs like shit no matter what but it doesn't crash atleast. Fix yo game nintendo.

  84. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    sexxoo

  85. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I hate the troony menace, they are taking all the cute boys and turning them into abominations

  86. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    yeah

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      i want this outfit

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Sheikah head
        >Frostbite chest
        >archaic legs
        There.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          I meant I want it in REAL life

  87. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    its just a good fun game

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Draw a woman
      >Call it a male
      YOU'RE GEY NOW

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Big boi butt

  88. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Bros, how do I get a femboy bf?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      They aren't worth it. 99% of them are pretty boring and make the femboy thing their entire defining personality.
      t. femboy

  89. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's not gay if the person looks like a chick, bro

  90. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Yeah, I kind of assume if you like Zelda you are an LGBT person.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      I do the same, but with white people and screwing animals.

  91. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Child bearing hips don't lie

  92. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    BUILT

  93. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >for real
    Don't you have an NBA game thread to post in, Tyrone?

  94. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Hey OP, I'm playing it.

  95. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Link is a bawd

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