This game was a tragic mistake

This game was a tragic mistake

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    how so?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      one of the gayest games ever made
      might as well be a spin off

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >might as well be a spin off
        It basically is. The premise was pretty stupid but it had an actually pretty interesting combat system. I'm not sure how much that makes for a tragic mistake, it didn't affect much that came out after it.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          is the story good/worth finishing?

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >is the story good/worth finishing?
            You mainly play it for the gameplay, there's a little bit at the end that is kinda heartwarming if you've played the first game though

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Depends on how much you care about Tidus and Yuna's romance.

            Lenne and Shuyin's story is pretty much better and parallels back to Yuna and Tidus's own story.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        how is it gay if it is filled with cute, sexy girls?
        Rikku being the cutest and sexiest ofc

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          That's literally what makes it gay, you gay.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Liking cute girls makes you gay? Then does liking beefy muscle men make you straight?

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Toriyama and Nojima should've been executed there and then. Kitase could've joined them too.

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >mistake

    Probably one of the best FF games with it's tons of sandbox content, best ATB job system, good music and 1000 words in one of the best FMV sequences in video games.

    So wrong. Get fricked.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      kys roastie

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I'm a guy moron. Sorry, trannies live in your head rent free.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          nobody mentioned trannies, weirdo

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >tell me you like getting wieners up your homosexual ass without telling me you're gay

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO STOP TALKING ABOUT REASONS WHY A GAME IS GOOD. TALK MORE ABOUT TRANNIES AND PORN

        Kys Black person.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Imagine being so insecure. High school is so hard for you kids.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >on a website for anime/girl stuff
        >'Hurr durr, you're a gay.

        https://rationalwiki.org/wiki/Haggard%27s_Law

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >we're now back to "anime is for homosexuals" phase
          top kek

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            It's called context anon, I guess when you're a socially deprived autist something like context must be hard for you which is why strawmanning is so common place for sub 30 iq specimens such as yourself.

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Yeah, my wiener never recovered.

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    wooof woof
    bark bvark bark bark woof woof rrrrrrrrrhhhghgh woof woof

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Name 3 final fantasy games with better gameplay. Of course this is just so I can laugh at you.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      13, 13-2, 13 LR all have better gameplay

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >13
        >better gameplay

        Okay anon, can we try being serious for a second?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >13
        >literally have to play for 20 hours until you get full control of your party and even longer before you can unlock all roles for each character
        At least 13-2 did a better job of unlocking everything earlier

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Name 3 final fantasy games with better gameplay.
      >exactly 3
      My time has come!

      X-2's downfall is its execution. It's beyond too easy for its mechanics and you'll get overpowered without trying. As such you have no use for the all the cool shit except to see what they do and having variety. If the difficulty was otherwise it would be much more fulfilling and then I would say it's either the best or second best. However in history it was only in theory so despite its advancements and as such it heralded the end of the turn based FFs, because it failed to garner popularity despite the other story, character and tone reasons working against X-2. If the combat would've been sublime it could've weathered that storm regardless. After all being fanservice was actually in the roots of Final Fantasy since II with VIII onward being outliers at the time.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >X-2's downfall is its execution. It's beyond too easy for its mechanics and you'll get overpowered without trying

        This is true for the main game but that's why you have side content anon.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          the side content in every FF is fricking terrible though. only the bosses are fun. all the minigames are dog shit garbage.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >too easy
            >the side content in every FF is fricking terrible though. only the bosses are fun

            Goalpost moving. Unless you're not that anon.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              >Unless you're not that anon.
              im not

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Okay, fair enough.

                I mean I personally like the minigames since even if there not the greatest you get good items and that appeases my monkey brain with bigger numbers.

                The bosses content is large in FFX-2 so I personally enjoy it. Via purifico and the monkey side quest is a pain in the ass though and FFX-2 is a completionists nightmare.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >too easy
          >the side content in every FF is fricking terrible though. only the bosses are fun

          Goalpost moving. Unless you're not that anon.

          I wasn't going to reply, but the Den of Woe and Via Infinito are behind so much bullshit side content, that by the time you get to them you should be fine against anything in them, besides Chac, against whom you can't prepare.

          And as for the sidequests themselves as an experience (and as part of gameplay in a general sense) I would call them pretty hokey and some painful, like calibrating the towers. I think I like them more than most though.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Elder Drakes are just as bad in the Via Infinito.

            You're also forgetting about the monster arena anon. Strongest Shrina and Major Numerus are a pain.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              >Major Numerus
              >you gotta be lucky to even get a shot at a fair fight
              What a shit fight that was

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          don't you just use the gun class and cat nip to kill every boss

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >don't you just use the gun class and cat nip to kill every boss

            in the original version, the remaster nerfed it by giving the person berserk

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              so its useless now? probably the correct decision idk how they even thought putting that shit in was a good idea

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >It's beyond too easy for its mechanics and you'll get overpowered without trying. As such you have no use for the all the cool shit except to see what they do and having variety

        wtf what about the 100 floor dungeon? Its where all the games challenge is bro.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I'm fairly interested in LR-2/3's combat system since i saw it has some kind of job system. I hate Lightning though. Should I skip 1 or 2 and go straight to 3 or how does it work ? Is the story worth caring about?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >I hate Lightning though.
          I do too.
          >Should I skip 1 or 2 and go straight to 3 or how does it work ? Is the story worth caring about?
          This is difficult to answer. I'll say that the story was worth it by the time you got to the end of the trilogy. You're left with more positive than negative. However XIII-1 is abysmal in every way and it's really hard to encourage anyone to play it in good conscience. It could be a bonus I guess.

          Lightning Returns is near exclusively based around the events of XIII-2 and without its context you will understand very little of LRXIII. XIII-2 is good storywise and it has fairly full recap in the opening menu about the events of XIII-1, that you can listen to without having to deal with its obnoxious characters.

          I would recommend playing XIII-2 and LRXIII.

          Alternatively if you want to play XIII-1, but don't want to experience one of its most hated aspects, namely being confused on where anything is, where people are going and why, what anyone's motivation is and who they even are*, you can start by listening on Youtube to Final Fantasy XIII Episode Zero. If it intrigues you, you an start playing the game and if it doesn't fit you, you can skip straight to XIII-2 just fine.

          LRXIII alone I wouldn't recommend, but it's not an impossible sell to make, it would be fun, while dismissing the story.

          *) Some consider this unclearness to be essential to experience the true XIII-1, so then you shouldn't listen to the audiobook beforehand. Choice is yours. You can take the risk.

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    X-2 is a pretty good and comfy game.

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    X and X-2 were the peak of FF, and it was all downhill afterwards.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      If that's true it means FF was never worth a damn.

      x is the only FF that I put actual time into and it is fricking DREADFUL.

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    This game confused the frick out of me as a kid, I always imagined video games as cool and manly shit for boys and this was so overtly girly that I couldn't make heads or tails of it.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Welcome to Japan.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      It's a video game entirely told from a woman's perspective that prominently featured three women in all advertisement.
      What the frick were you expecting?

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Did this come before the VII spin off games or Advent Children as the first mainline sequel?

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    When the game says that I get a super form when i change to all jobs, is that changing all jobs in 1 single battle?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      yes

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >dad walked in on the massage scene

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >are you winning son?

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Rikku sexo

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    This game was so blatantly aimed at girls (and gays) that I never bothered with it despite liking X

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Who gets the blame here? Both FFX and FFVII were completely ruined by frick awful spinoffs and sequels. Kitase? Nomura? Nojima? All of them?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      The entire 2000s were desperate cash grabs yes, but they were scrambling to recover this this little gem right here. This was Sakaguchi's idea and baby. He ripped most of the funding and man power away from every game they had going except FFVIII to feed this pile of shit.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        and even after that massive bomb Sakaguchi again showcased his talent directing prowess by incentivizing Nomura to do Kingdom Hearts 1 with Disney and promoting Matsuno to director/writer on FF12 before he fricked off and everything went sideways for the company.

        Sakaguchi made mistakes but the fact is that he was the best at that company at promoting good talent and keeping them in check.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Unironically want a game based on this shitty movie for no grander reason but to have Aki Ross model exported and be placed in the most vile and degenerate SFM porn to be conceived

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          I'm pretty sure we can make that happen without a shitty game.

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    It's not gay, it's literally a game about the adventures of 3 young girls. No shit it's very feminine.

    Also it was actually a great game.

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    That game was the death rattle of Square. Everything that came afterwards was some undead abomination.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Nah, FFXII is the best game in the series.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Its not even finished because Matsuno dipped out in the middle of it because post merger SquareEnix was a living nightmare to deal with.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Wasn't it made by a different team? The game still felt unfinished since the director left in the middle of development

          >not even finished and STILL the best game in the series
          I kneel.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >best game in the series
            >shit and boring MMO combat

            No thanks.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Wasn't it made by a different team? The game still felt unfinished since the director left in the middle of development

  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The remake for sure was.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I only play the game using PCSX2 with the Pbirdman mod.

      I'm never playing that trash remake.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        you didn't beat it.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >didn't beat it

          You didn't beat it if you played the remake since it's not how the original game was meant to be represented.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            it also wasn't meant to be represented on an emulator or modded, so neither of us beat it 😉

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              >didn't beat it

              You didn't beat it if you played the remake since it's not how the original game was meant to be represented.

              I 100% it on my PS2 back in 2004, so I guess I beat it more than anyone else.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      What am I supposed to be seeing here?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        they fricked up the lighting on her model when she lifts the sphere

  19. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Story wise it was accurate. What the frick else is a 17 year old whose only goal in life was a suicide pilgrimage, dead first lover/parents, failed forced marriage/murder, parental figures expecting their own child and celebrity for killing Sin/exposing Yevon supposed to do? They even tried setting her up with priest son's wiener to make her settle down after all of that. Of course she's gonna grab the closest three girls her age and moid the frick out.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >moid the frick out.
      what

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        It's zoomer for eat pray love.

  20. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Is it true that Yuna cucks Tidus in that novel?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I think that happens after Tidus dies by kicking a sea mine that was painted like a blitzball

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Holy shit so it does happen. I don't know how can people can like their romance after this

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Yes, but it's to resurrect him. Then they break up in the audio drama, mostly because she doesn't want to sacrifice him,which doesn't make any sense,because he'll disappear without her regardless, so it should make sense in the eventually upcoming X-3 that Tidus & Co will catch up to Yuna before she cucks Tidus a second time.

      I just want to play as Chuami. She's the only character besides Auron with a brain in the X universe.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >Yes, but it's to resurrect him
        It still feels like NTR somehow. It's wrong. This is terrible.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          I actually do believe Nojima has a legit NTR fetish, since he specifically wrote that Yuna had to think about Tidus throughout the copulation. This detail is too specific. In the context of Seymour, Shuyin and Brother Nojima has flirted with the idea throughout the series. Or it's just his hatred of Tidus, since he didn't want to revive him originally in X-2 and was ordered to do so. This could all just be revenge surfacing.

          >She's the only character besides Auron with a brain in the X universe.

          Do you disagree?

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Lulu?

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              >It was just too hard to say.
              >The teachings state that we can exorcise Sin with complete atonement!

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >She's the only character besides Auron with a brain in the X universe.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          The al-bhed did nothing wrong. In fact, they did even more nothing wrong than the church of yevon and yu-yevon himself.

  21. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I don't like ATB much so I prefer X's combat system
    Game was enjoyable though, it still makes me laugh how every single fricking mission had a new minigame

  22. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    With FFIII and V the only good FFs. Every FF (I - XV) aged like milk.
    The first NES/SNES area are shitty compared to DQ. The PS1 area is on rails, X too, XII is boring offline mmorpg, XIII is call of duty again, XIV is bad written VN, XV is for backstreet boys and XVI is for old middle aged man that think that the 00s had a good fashion style.

  23. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >the game with the best job system gameplay ever made was a mistake

  24. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    My favorite FF only behind FF8 of course

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      certified woman moment

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Whatever...

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >favorite FF is FF8
          >Whatever...
          >didn't play the real FF8
          Oh no...

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            What anon in your opinion is the real FF8?

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              >opinion
              It's simply the game with the original script

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                almost every FF game is fricked in translation this isn't new information anon. It doesn't stop me from enjoying the game in jp or english

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                based ff8 enjoyer

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >It doesn't stop me from enjoying the game in jp
                Well you never got to enjoy the actual story/characters from the devs

                based ff8 enjoyer

                >based
                on what lol?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                on enjoying ff8

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >on enjoying ff8
                Well clearly that never happened, so not very based kek

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >Well you never got to enjoy the actual story/characters from the devs
                Why is playing the game in japanese now not enjoiying the actual story?
                Cope ESL and whatever...

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >Why is playing the game in japanese now not enjoiying the actual story?
                EOPtard...

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >playing game in english and japanese
                >EOP
                meds anon

  25. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    i wish they didnt use ATB. I love the job system but ATB makes it go too fast and its hard to really enjoy the battles.

  26. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Game was top tier
    Filtered normalgay shitters (You) and made sexually insecure troons seethe also (You)

  27. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    13 year old me who bought it for PS2 thought it was fun

  28. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Thematically yeah it sucks, but it's still one of the most fun FF games to play.

  29. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Everything after 6 mostly has been with 13 being the sole exception because at least the party set up was interesting.

  30. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    It got ridiculous hard at some point. I say when you give the players no options but to use a broken mechanic on an accessory, that's is a bad design choice.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I abused the frick out of the critical condition = automatic max damage accessory + trigger. They nerfed it in the remaster/final mix equivalent of the game to give you permanent berserk when equipping the accessory. Apparently the mascot dresses are overpowered enough to crush the whole game.

  31. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Although it made me feel weird playing it due to how flamboyant it was.

    I would say it was a really-really good game.

  32. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    ..

  33. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Why are there no mods gullsisters?

  34. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    FFX-2 was the first squeenix blunder, after two decades of dominating the jrpg market in the west and delivering solid hit after hit. When you look back, the spirit within was the first poor business decision they made with their FF IP, but FFX-2 was when the games themselves starting taking a tumble.
    >FF12 was ok
    >FFXIII was weak
    >FFXIII-2 was ok
    >FFXIII-3 was meh
    >FFXV was just ok
    They only good thing released since was FFXIV

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      excuse you FFXII was absolutel shit, bottom barrel, they hit rock bottom there. XIII still sucked but it was on its way up, XV sucked again. At least XIV has consistently proven square can still do good FF stories but its an MMO sit so its audience gets self limited by those who cant see past the MMO status.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I wouldn't say XII is shit, but I am really tired of people proclaiming it to be anything more than mediocre.

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