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  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    He was right. Odyssey is repetitive and soulless.

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Literally fricking who? Why do you zoomers worship ecelebs and know every single one like they're your best friends?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      they're literally to developmentally moronic to form their own opinions and too socially starved for actual companionship.

      I don't know who that gay is, but Odyssey is easily the best game on the Switch and the best 3D Mario since 64

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        not even the best 3d mario game on switch mate

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I'm genuinely confused, which one is it then?

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            3D World/Bowser's Fury. If you want fancier movement I've had more fun with Penny's big breakaway.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Ah, I see I don't even consider 3D world/land as a 3D mario title, but I could see it

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                It's literally got 3D and mario in the name. I can understand Land because that's a handheld game.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                i understand it's got 3 axis of movement, but the whole way the game progresses and how the levels are designed is distinctly different from the usual 3D marios, like 64, sunshine, galaxy and odyssey.

                3D world is basically isometric 2D Mario

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Galaxy shares more in common with 3D world than the others.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                i could agree with that. they're the most railroaded and restrictive of the 3D games

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                They also have the best level design. I guess that's the problem with making mario too OP.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              3d world is just land with slightly more room to more around it. The linear stages are not consistent with mainline titles. I can agree with Bowsers Fury, but get real with your other take.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                You are doing world a massive disservice. I like land, but the creativity, atmosphere, power ups and movement in world are all superior.
                >The linear stages are not consistent with mainline titles
                Galaxy was pretty much all linear obstacles. It just masqueraded as more open a la 64.
                >get real with your other take.
                Penny >>> Odyssey. The movement in Odyssey is so boring in comparison. You can mix up your mid-air jumps more in Penny and carry your momentum with the yoyo-ride move.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                World was okay, but you can't say it wasn't linear. Just because theres a little extra stage area to run on doesn't make it not extremely linear. And yes, i'd say galaxy had comparable openness to 64 but I consider that the respectable threshhold before you can't really consider the games open anymore. World has no backtracking or anything while completing a levels objective. Its just a straight progression. Thats the difference.

                Never played penny. Plan to at some point.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >World was okay, but you can't say it wasn't linear.
                Ok, because I didn't. It's linearity is its strength. You have to go through the stages mostly as intended, meaning they could develop platforming ideas across a level like how the 2d games work. Galaxy is similarly linear. There are a few open 64-esque levels sure, but most of the levels fling you from one asteroid to the next after completing the obstacles on it. Galaxy 2 gave up the pretension and was a better game for it, despite losing some points on atmosphere.

                Penny is similar to Odyssey in that it gives the player fancy movement options to play around with, but the levels actually complement and encourage you to make the most of the momentum based gameplay. My biggest problem with Oddysey is the levels are so open and boring.
                >inb4 you have to make your own fun teehee

                I liked bowser's fury better but odyssey should be commended for bringing back interesting movement mechanics and unique world themes to 3D mario
                >inb4 some low IQ homosexual crying about le cappy jump

                There's only so many times you can do a cappy jump combo before it loses its lustre. I don't think it's too much to ask that the game provides interesting challenges designed around its movement.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >literally to developmentally moronic
        The irony.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Super Mario Odyssey is boring. It's a platformer with barely any platforming. If your idea of fun is walking across huge flat empty expanses and playing some toddler-tier minigame to get rewarded with a moon, all the power to you I guess. I miss the fun movement of 64 and the challenging gameplay.

        >literally to developmentally moronic
        The irony.

        Grammar knowledge != Developmental knowledge, anon.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      So whos your favorite movie maker or actor?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >implying I'm autistic enough to care about either and instead just watch film like a normal person without going "OH MY GOD LEGENDARY ACTOR DICK CUMSWORTH IS PLAYING THE LEAD ROLE"
        Not quite the zing you were after.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          He complained about the mushroom kingdom being last when it's supposed to be a surprise level or something at the end for your work playing the game. He's moronic. He also said soma wasn't horror. He's right it's mostly is just Simon being moronic, a true horror none of us want to be.

          It's cringe comedy night on Ganker

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I see him more as a dad

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    only zoomers think this way. form your own opinions you braindead cattle

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Who?

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >e-celeb
    Who cares. Sold 4 times Galaxy and filtered millenials.

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I didn't like it from the start.
    Worst 3D Mario.

    I also have no idea who OP is talking about.

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >tfw dingusmctranshomosexual777 says my favorite game is bad (im not allowed to like it anymore because he forms my opinions for me and he has 99999999999 subscribers)

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      it's not bad, but it's no masterpiece/spoiler]

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It still is beloved, but Joseph Anderson was right. The game is absolutely bloated with filler

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Like what? You’re not even required to collect all the moons

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Most of the moons? Its filler content because it just exists to pad out the games run time. Odyessy could cut out most of it and would be far better off for it

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          they're excellently lined out through the levels and follow the natural level progression and progressively challenge your approach and skill.

          at this point you're just complaining that a game wants you to play it. maybe go watch a movie, any of them really, since you're probably easily satisfied

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Have you not played a single game released before 2017 or something?

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              other way around if anything.
              anyway, actually say something with meaning

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >other way around if anything.
                I don't believe you, sorry!
                You haven't said anything with meaning, you're a fricking moron. Imagine seeing someone make specific complaints about a game's design and being like "they must love movies". Deranged.
                I say you haven't played many games because you act like Odyssey is following some obvious design philosophy when absolutely none of the previous Mario games are like that. Odyssey is extremely bloated.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                yeah, no shit, because the other games booted you back to the hub after every star/shine, but somehow no one complains about that dead time. just because the other games did it differently, doesnt mean there isn't some logic to the way the leveldesign works with the collectibles in odyssey. wtf even is your argument?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        not enough handhold walk and talk sections with no gameplay.
        not enough "funny" quips and other americringe clichées

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Never heard of her but Odyssey is kino

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It's still the last Mario game before Nintendo officially went into lazy mode for good.

  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Where the frick is odyssey 2 if this is so good? yea stfu Black folk.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Honestly, I wonder why they didn't make one. They were lazy enough to do BotW again. Why not Odyssey, but again?

      they're excellently lined out through the levels and follow the natural level progression and progressively challenge your approach and skill.

      at this point you're just complaining that a game wants you to play it. maybe go watch a movie, any of them really, since you're probably easily satisfied

      You and I know that the actual "filler" moons, are shit like watering a spot in the ground to produce a moon. Not something to reward you after going through a piece of level.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        these are optional and for completionists.
        I don't see the problem.

        name one game where the completionist stuff isn't "filler" at least to a degree

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        The real filler moons are the 100 or so you just buy from the shop with coins

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          There's only one of those per world

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >They were lazy enough to do BotW again. Why not Odyssey, but again?
        Koizumi has more integrity than Aonuma. But also they're probably saving it for the next console, as Mario games generally serve as showcases for the system to demonstrate its technical capabilities (notice how it's one of the only games running at 60fps on the Switch). They generally only make 1 3D Mario per system, Galaxy 2 being an exception because they had so much content they couldn't get into Galaxy 1 at the time and couldn't figure out DLC on the Wii.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >You will be forced to buy a switch 2 if you wanna play the next mario game
          Pain

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            With odyssey reception your switch will disintegrate before we get a new 3d mario

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >and couldn't figure out DLC on the Wii
          um no galaxy 2s levels were made after and they decided not to make it dlc because they're money grubbing israelites

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Where's Mario 64 2 and sunshine 2 then?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Mario 64 2
        pikmin

  12. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I prefer mario wonder to this slop, it is highly overrated IMO

  13. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I didn't like how the post game moons kind of sap your drive to explore the levels. why bother exploring when I can just follow the UI to a spot and get a guaranteed moon.

  14. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I played the game then watched his review and he was right. The moons sucked. Horrible way to design a game. Nintendo has gotten too obsessed with quantity over quality and it's hurting their games. Sure they sell more than ever but they've become soulless husks.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Bowser's Fury gives me hope for the switch 2 mario.

  15. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    But I don't know him

  16. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Odyssey is Sunshine 2.

  17. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Banjo Tooie but 3 times the level size and 10 times the collectibles

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Funny you say that because I hated Toole and love Odyssey.

  18. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Someone post the gif of JA hilariously failing to walk in a circle in Super Mario Odyssey.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous
  19. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Does he still think it's better than a hat in time?
    I genuinely have no idea how you think that monotonous dreck is worse than something so lovingly crafted

  20. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    So it seems clear that nintendo wanted to create odyssey with more granular platforming challenges. Instead of like 7 stars, each large enough to support an intro movie and be an extended gameplay segment, they wanted to fill the world with small platforming stunts. What is a better system to incentivize that than moons?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >What is a better system to incentivize that than moons?
      Probably some middle ground between stars and moons. The cat Shines in Bowser's Fury seem like a good mix.

  21. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I like odyssey and I don't care about what a e-celeb gay has to say.

  22. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I don't know who the frick that is, but I've always loved this game. Best game on the Switch.

  23. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >shit a popular game for content
    >clearly barely plays the game
    >stolen opinions from other israelitetuvers
    >stolen jokes from reddit
    I have no idea who are you talking about but sure it checks every square

  24. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I liked bowser's fury better but odyssey should be commended for bringing back interesting movement mechanics and unique world themes to 3D mario
    >inb4 some low IQ homosexual crying about le cappy jump

  25. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >the sperg seething about le make ur own fun is the one who desperately tried to shill penis big breakaway
    lmao

  26. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Who? I’m thinking this game is pretty good right now.

  27. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Counter argument, I like it.

  28. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I have never finished a Joseph Anderson video because they're good to fall asleep too. Seriously he should do audiobooks or something. I have a bad case of insomina, turn on his BotW rant and fall asleep before he talks about weapon durability.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      For me it's Matthews 6 hour Dark Souls video

  29. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I started playing 64 and when is the actual platforming? So far it's just running-along-the-earth-ing, not platforming

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      first 3d platformer, please understand

  30. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It was the last good Mario game. Post-Mario movie, post-Charles Martinet Mario is soulless.

  31. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    bowsers fury was legit KINO, such lovely pace, its a shame the core gameplay mechanics could not be tweaked a bit more but it gives great hope for the next big mario game, both in visual and gameplay terms

    bowsers fury is a must play as a slice of whats to come next

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      yeah it was great

      loved how you could seamlessly transition from one objective to another, very fun verticality and plessie was the MVP

  32. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    He's one of the most moronic youtubers I've ever seen and that's saying something, extremely low IQ

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      explain why that pic is wrong

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Input lag are not responsive controls. A platformer without jump forgiveness and airtime is a platformer without responsive controls. A game where the auto targetting system often doesn't do what you want it to do does not have tight controls. The man child is an idiot.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        He's clearly never played a third person game with dogshit camera controls or broken auto aiming.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I genuinely don't know what the frick he thought he was saying with this.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        he probably doesn't understand concepts like input lag or feedback

  33. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What about the time a youtuber said Crash was a racist nazi colonizer

    ?t=1610

  34. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Is there anything like the pure Mario platformers but on steam?
    Every """"platformer""" on steam is just a banjo clone

  35. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    he eviscerated ff16

  36. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  37. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    No idea who Joseph Anderson is
    I pretty much loved this game immediately, and then increasingly burnt out on how pointless and unsatisfying most of the moons are, and was very much done with it by the time I got to the end credits.
    It's a shame, because it's mostly a presentational failing. If the garbage moons had just been blue coins or moon shards or something, and real moons were saved for beefier mission objectives, then the overall progression of the game would have felt a lot more satisfying.

    Don't make your core pick up feel like it isn't valuable is what I'm saying. That's a terrible failing in a collectathon.

  38. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    > A YouTube video “””destroyed””” Nintendo’s main mascot game

    Alright time for your meds.
    Nintendo gays aren’t even old enough to watch YouTube.

    That being said, Joseph was right, they added moons just to do menial basic b***h shit just to inflate the number.

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