This game was the perfect translation of Ultima and Wizardry into an action title. Nobody else did it like Nintendo.

This game was the perfect translation of Ultima and Wizardry into an action title. Nobody else did it like Nintendo.

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  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Bro, that's a Xanadulike which is just a variant of the hydelike/Dragon slay-em-up with elements of the courageous Perseuslike genre.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >hydelike/Dragon slay-em-up
      Aren't those just Druaga-search-actions?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        No, but they do take elements from that so I should have mentioned that. My mistake.

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It's fine to say Zelda took inspiration from many sources. It's not fine to say Xanaduslop ever held a candle to it. This smug shit-eating motherfricker pulled off a video game quality coup and basically there's nothing anyone has ever been able to do about it.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      People who get upset and start non-replying because of the mere mention of some videogames are kinda gay, you should stop doing that.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        What? He had a point
        Whats your deal?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          No. He got mad someone mentioned XanaGOD. Don't gaslight.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        He's right though. You haven't stated a counterpoint yet.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >he
          Anyway please stop being mad because someone mentions literally any other game, it's not healthy.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >enraged because Xanaduslop is right where it belongs, in the dustbin of history
            Anon sweatie, you must learn to differentiate between "infant me liked a jank game" and "game is good".

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Favorite boss?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The hardest bosses are Gleeok and Patra (the type where the satellite eyes expand and contract their orbits).
      Don't really have a favorite. Maybe Aquamentus for nostalgia reasons. Was probably the first level boss I ever beat in a videogame apart from maybe Bowser in SMB1.

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I still need to beat it but I can’t find the second dungeon lol.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I seriously don't understand how the player was supposed to find level 2 on their own
      They're so much more likely to bumble into white sword and not understand why they can't get it. Or bumble into level 3 and quit the game

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        You don't have to do the dungeons in order. Games used to be a lot harder especially Nintendo. It's equally likely that an old school player would grind for hours to buy arrows, candle, and get bombs before trying to tackle dungeons so really it might not be so hard to beat even if you hadn't beat level 2. As I remember, level 3 has those jellybean-looking enemies that drop lots of rupees if you've got the white sword so a good strategy is to go in there and farm them. It's not against the law to go in there early. Unless you're President Trump that is.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I can't get the white sword i don't have enough hearts.
          I can't beat the knights or the weed boss
          Shitty ass kusoge game

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Man it feels good to know this game inside and out and be able to get the white sword in 3 minutes without entering any dungeons.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              You can't do that its impossible

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Okay maybe not 3 minutes but:
                >kill enemies for bombs
                >get the heart containers from the bomb wall on the west end of the cost and the big ass rock in the northeast
                >go to cave and get the sword with your 5 hearts

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Nah dumb. Frick off boomer.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            If you know where the hearts are, you can get the white sword after level 2.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Use the map included with the game for the first few dungeons
      And use Google to find dungeons 7 8 and 9 because their locations are total bullshit
      Other than that the game is great though, I just beat it for the first time this year

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I'm supposed to have a map? Thats not fair!! Thats STUPID
        Shitty ass game

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I had nothing in common with Ultima or Wizardry except that is has dungeons, sword, and shit.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The overhead open world and NPC's is based on Ultima. The dungeon aspect is inspired by what is done in Wizardry, except built to suit an action game. Understanding this is the truth.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        true, I wish Zelda kept the original intended first person dungeon crawling though. we would be sitting in a different place in 2024.

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Played third quest recently. It was soul overload. Loved it. I'm playing firs and second now and yeah the original is better I'd still recommend the snes one to.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Nah you're wrong

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        No I'm not. Fricking homosexual.

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The only 2d Zelda game I tried was links awakening and my secret shame is that I think its boring. Will the nes ones be better

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      They shared some features and LA’s has more quality of life but LoZ offers you more freedom, LA’s is the most linear game of the franchise.

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Stupid fricking homosexual game playing a little game elf swinging his dick around
    I got this shitty game for christmas. Terrible fricking game

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Imagine playing this stupid ass game where you're a gay israeli elf instead of.something actually cool

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    simple stories fine. really its voice acting and 3d graphics that made vidya stories so terrible

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You suck hard. What are you 40

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        more like 50, 40yo's are basedjakking about N64 ports

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Cos Oot is so much better, right junior?

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Pretty much, yeah. Nintendo did that a lot. They'd take a game concept with potential but clunky execution (usually from arcade or PC platforms) and Nintendo-ize it to be a friendly and easy to use presentation. Usually tuned the difficulty waayyyy down.

    People always use the term "nintendo hard" but the actual first party Nintendo games were usually the easiest games of the day.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      they ripped off namco big time.

  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You don't control a party in Zelda

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