This guy was overthrowing the government and blowing up the internet when he was 23 years old, what's your excuse?

This guy was overthrowing the government and blowing up the internet when he was 23 years old, what's your excuse?

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  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    My vision isn't augmented.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      My vision isn't augmented.

      >2 seconds and 2 post numbers apart

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      My vision isn't augmented.

      Fricking love this board, sometimes.

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    My vision isn't augmented.

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Well I was ready to do the same thing but all the major npcs just wanted to grill.

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I wasn’t a test tube baby

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'm not 23 yet

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'm getting ready for the eclipse to kill me and everyone I hate on the 8th

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'm 22 not 23. There's still time to make it... right?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Already over 15 and hasn't been in military training psyops experiences since the day he was born (irl)

      No. It's over.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Did JC actually have a childhood or life before coming out the test tube? I thought all his memories were implanted and he came out of the test tube fully formed shortly before the events of the game

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Born from the tube. Literally all he has ever known.

          Maybe I should have tried getting a job.

          This is his job.

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'm big into books

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I may have copper-wiring to re-route my fear of pain, but he has nerves of steel.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Bravery is not a function of firepower.
      You can do it anon.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Yea throw books at the government agents.

        I'm just another parasite.

        The real way to own the government. Don't be a productive citizen.

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I can't carry anything else right now.

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Maybe I should have tried getting a job.

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    An anon's a bad choice for terrorist combat.

  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I don't have a job in a majestic 13 bodybag.

  13. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    No way this dude's 23. More like 33.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous
      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        he just like me fr

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Who are you!?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        No…woman.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Paul's like 34 but I always thought they were the same age, maybe 2-4 years apart

  14. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'm just another parasite.

  15. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    That's terror.

  16. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    hes a fake video game character in a made up fantasy

  17. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    *lip smack*

  18. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    at 23 i was controlling him via keyboard and mouse

    god ending best and only reasonable ending

  19. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    he's a tube kid

  20. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >he plays non lethal

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I roleplay.
      >mostly nonlethal, especially with people I consider harmless/similar
      >hired mercenary terrorists: 0 mercy
      >people trying to kill my friends: I go out of my way to make sure all of them are dead

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      i play non-lethal during the NSF part cuz dey dindu nuffin. mj-12 gets the dragon's tooth though

  21. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I went to college

  22. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Well I’ve been trying to wake people up to blindly believing government lies since about that age. It’s mostly a pointless endeavor, of course.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yes but it's the only thing that makes me feel anything anymore.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I'm not going to stand here and listen to you badmouth the greatest democracy the world has ever known.

  23. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I don't have nerves of steel.

  24. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    *looks directly through the internet to the glowie behind the screen*
    Give me the GEP gun.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      God I wish I was being paid by the government to shitpost here

  25. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I don't want to be added to the list of NSF casualties.

  26. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    All I have is a candy bar.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      when due candy bar fails us we really do live in a world of terror

  27. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    At least i don't look and sound 20 years older than i am.

  28. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >S Tier
    GEP
    Prod
    Baton
    Dragon's Tooth
    Flamethrower

    >A Tier
    LAW
    LAM
    Gas Grenades
    Pistol
    Sniper Rifle
    Sawed-off Shotgun
    Assault Shotgun
    Mini-Crossbow

    >B Tier
    EMP Grenades
    Stealth Pistol
    Crowbar
    Sword
    Pepper Spray
    Assault Rifle (20mm HE)

    >C Tier
    Plasma Rifle
    Scramble Grenades
    Combat Knife
    Throwing Knives

    >D Tier
    PS20

    >Go Frick Yourself Tier
    Assault Rifle (7.62mm)

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >PS20
      I can't believe Sony is still making consoles 2052.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Pistol + laser sign is the white (wise black too) man's choice

  29. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    hup

  30. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    augh

  31. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You may laugh it up, but it's because I was never properly trained.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Maybe you should try getting a job.

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