>this is a 24-26 year old hylian man
fucking how? I’ve seen a lot of hylian men in this game and they’re all taller with most having facial hair some even have receding hairlines
why doesn’t he age? what’s his secret?
>this is a 24-26 year old hylian man
If you go to a gay bar you can easily see 4-5 twinks that look 14 despite being 28
Well fuck I'm sold
>people used to think I was underage until I hit 24
>now it's all gone
Same
Just take care of yourselves bros, it's possible to look young even in your upper thirties if you do
find self-worth outside of your looks
it's really easy. just learn an instrument
fuck off gay
He died and stopped growing at 17
They designed Link to be intersex and ageless so that everyone can self-insert
Personally I'd rather just insert
personally i insert as link getting inserted if you catch my drift
post hole
he's 130 years old anon
He looks that age when he's not put in fucking chud clothes. God I hate BOTW.
>I’ve seen a lot of hylian men in this game and they’re all taller
Short men exist, anon. Or did you think 'manlets' were some kind of legendary creature?
tbh in a lot of games there's very little diversity in height for characters
LINK BROS WE WON
two nukes werent enough
Don't worry, there will be more
he's trans
Built for Ganon
Why the fuck do chuds make so many thread shut up and gtfo.
Is it gay to fuck fleshlight that you bro is holding in their ass? I mean there is a degree of separation
no bro its a straight adapter
why not cut out the middleman
he's literally blessed by the gods, multiple.
yfw you got to enjoy the good zelda games before link became a gay chud icon
Genetics
You mean ~125. Forgot the hundred years in stasis which is probably why he's fucked.
He got fucking goauld chamber'd at age 17.
Why are back cut-outs so hot?
is his fucking ass crack showing?
lmao it is
This might be the last Zelda game I buy if they keep adding this homo shit
BoTW was bad enough
I think it's supposed to be the depression between the erector spinae on the lower back.
>those painted nails
cute
>tfw 25 and regularly mistaken for 16
>girls won't look me in the eye
>only strange men on the internet like me
hi
Hey, Anon, how you're doing?
>be 30
>look 25
Feels good. Everybody my age has receding hairlines and belly fat.
He's like 121, assuming he was 18 around the time he got thrown in the shrine of resurrection, he was in there for 100, and the time between games is 3 years.
oh no! Link is cold! if you don't cuddle with him and give him warmth he's going do die! surely you wouldn't want him to die would you?
I'm 24.5 and my hair is thinning 🙂