>this is a 24-26 year old hylian man

>this is a 24-26 year old hylian man
fricking how? I’ve seen a lot of hylian men in this game and they’re all taller with most having facial hair some even have receding hairlines
why doesn’t he age? what’s his secret?

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  1. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    If you go to a gay bar you can easily see 4-5 twinks that look 14 despite being 28

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Well frick I'm sold

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >people used to think I was underage until I hit 24
      >now it's all gone

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Same

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Same

        Just take care of yourselves bros, it's possible to look young even in your upper thirties if you do

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Same

        find self-worth outside of your looks
        it's really easy. just learn an instrument

  2. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    frick off homosexual

  3. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    He died and stopped growing at 17

  4. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    They designed Link to be intersex and ageless so that everyone can self-insert
    Personally I'd rather just insert

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      personally i insert as link getting inserted if you catch my drift

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        post hole

  5. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    he's 130 years old anon

  6. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    He looks that age when he's not put in fricking troony clothes. God I hate BOTW.

  7. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >I’ve seen a lot of hylian men in this game and they’re all taller
    Short men exist, anon. Or did you think 'manlets' were some kind of legendary creature?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      tbh in a lot of games there's very little diversity in height for characters

  8. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    LINK BROS WE WON

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      two nukes werent enough

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Don't worry, there will be more

  9. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    he's trans

  10. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Built for Ganon

  11. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why the frick do troons make so many thread shut up and gtfo.

  12. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Is it gay to frick fleshlight that you bro is holding in their ass? I mean there is a degree of separation

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      no bro its a straight adapter

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      why not cut out the middleman

  13. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    he's literally blessed by the gods, multiple.

  14. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    yfw you got to enjoy the good zelda games before link became a homosexual troon icon

  15. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Genetics

  16. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    You mean ~125. Forgot the hundred years in stasis which is probably why he's fricked.

  17. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    He got fricking goauld chamber'd at age 17.

  18. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why are back cut-outs so hot?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      is his fricking ass crack showing?

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        lmao it is

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        lmao it is

        This might be the last Zelda game I buy if they keep adding this homosexual shit
        BoTW was bad enough

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        I think it's supposed to be the depression between the erector spinae on the lower back.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >those painted nails
      cute

  19. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >tfw 25 and regularly mistaken for 16
    >girls won't look me in the eye
    >only strange men on the internet like me

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      hi

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Hey, Anon, how you're doing?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >be 30
      >look 25
      Feels good. Everybody my age has receding hairlines and belly fat.

  20. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    He's like 121, assuming he was 18 around the time he got thrown in the shrine of resurrection, he was in there for 100, and the time between games is 3 years.

  21. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    oh no! Link is cold! if you don't cuddle with him and give him warmth he's going do die! surely you wouldn't want him to die would you?

  22. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm 24.5 and my hair is thinning 🙂

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