This is a VIDEO GAME in 2024. When did we go from bad to worse? 2017? 2011?

This is a VIDEO GAME in 2024.

When did we go from bad to worse? 2017? 2011?

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  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    1939

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Is this creature were to sit on my face, would it smell like cotton candy?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      no

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        seriously pocket pair?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >memory wiping medicine
        So they rape you then wipe your memory of it?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          no they wipe all your other memories so lizard pussy is all you know.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            GIWTWM

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Mmmmmmmmmm. So good and yummy. Please fart a little too. Delicious.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >ywn get date raped drugged by a 10 foot tall horny lizard

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        That's a very interesting list.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Wait so the cakes are a 1% drop chance? After a couple of lovander raids I had 3 cakes, thought I could just farm them in the desert to fast track my breeding operations, that sucks.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Wow they must have really liked you

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          wow, you must've banged them really good

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >lol drugs amirite reddit? What if mario is ACTUALLY HIGH!!! HAHA! WHAT IF BOWSER IS FRICKING PEACH?!?!
        >BREEEEEEEEEDING
        >actual drugs
        >more actual drugs
        >literal fricking roofie
        What's this game rated, again?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >What's this game rated, again?
          higher than your IQ

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Sex and drugs make life worth living, frick off.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            low T

          • 3 weeks ago
            Santa Claus

            Sex and especially drugs are for losers.

            Video games and animals make life worth living.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Santa Claus

              Oh and movies and books too.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Thanks doc

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        idgi

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The polar opposite of cotton candy. It's going to smell like damp dank horny rape lizard c**t. The smell is so strong you'll have a two hour erection.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Wtf I want to buy palworld now?!

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    she rapes human men.

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Kill horny lizards on site

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >people are already giving it a pair of horsewieners
    I feel so alone in being the only person who knows how actual monitor-lizard wieners look like. . .

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Expecting furry modders to know anything other than canine/lupine and equine equipment
      It's a pet peeve of mine as well. Blame the plethora of already-rigged options for those two animals, versus anything else.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Don't forget the generic dolphinic dongs being placed everywhere the former 2 can't apply!
        Also there needs to be a TV show get made which would do for cookies what MLP has done for the normalization of equine c**ts and wieners

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Would take generic cetacean kit over slapping a human dong on an animal any day, to be entirely honest with you family.
          Bless pastel equines for proliferating the beauty of their figure. Closest thing you have to a canine-sided bent of that is something like Paw Patrol, I guess, but that isn't exactly mainstream. Leans too young, no real mass appeal. There's Bluey, but that's obviously anthro, rip.

          To at least pretend to be on-topic, is Lovander actually worth using in your party? The entirely one-way elemental wheel keeps making me think Neutral-types are just not really worth using in general, at least compared to some choice alternatives.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Pink onahole, like actual onaholes are

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              How can It be an onahole when it's like 8 feet tall

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Because onaholes feel like tight pussy at a 1:1 ratio. Most women have mid tier or loose pussies so onaholes feel better than most women. I head cannon that all rule 34 girls / anthro girls are tight.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          It will never happen because so-called "cookies" are beyond disgusting. They are literally prolapsed buttholes, there's nothing attractive about them at all.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            You will become less wierded-out by them once you realize their outer section is basicly a funnel to guide the dick inside of it for aiding a creature without grasping fingers - also getting your human wiener literally hugged by one would instantly make you stop caring about aesthetics in favour of mechanical performance!

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >getting your human wiener literally hugged by one
              Wait, how do you know this?!?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You are also the only guy who knows how a ferret penis looks like.
      And one of a cheetah. I know this because you told me that once

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Nah, based people do draw those - but have fun finding anyone who's ever drawn a proper hyena wiener or a sealion dong...
        5 years later and there's no Obstagoon smut featuring an actual badger dick

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Expecting furry modders to know anything other than canine/lupine and equine equipment
      It's a pet peeve of mine as well. Blame the plethora of already-rigged options for those two animals, versus anything else.

      Nature itself has some weird wieners. I unwittingly learned that reading that killing bites spin off hent- I mean manga about the girl sucking and rubbing dicks.
      Nature is fricking weird

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Lovander is a salamander thoughever, therefore It would have a Tiger Salamander wiener

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Nobody cares about salamanders

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Not fire type salamander is a travesty

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        no they wipe all your other memories so lizard pussy is all you know.

        no

        >Lovander is a salamander that charms humans into being infatuated by it
        >Lovander is a charming salamander
        >a charming salamander
        >Lovander
        >charming
        >salamander
        >Charmander
        Nintendo. . . I solved the case!

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          arigato monk many blessings come your way

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >This is a VIDEO GAME in 2024.
    And it's beaten most Pokemon games already.

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    2011 was when the internet started to become acceptably degenerate, like when it became okay to openly talk about weird immoral shit. Around 2017 it got worse, now it's worse than that.

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I'm honestly surprised this is the team of a Chinese company. I thought they were sexual prudes, what with the government censoring it and all. Or is this game like tiktok, where it's only sold to non-Chinese?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Japan isn't china, and these guys are the equivalent of some dudes that wanted to trendchase but lucked out on development and made something actually fun for the first couple days and it somehow outclasses all the competition despite being a slightly buggy early access mess

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >I thought they were sexual prudes, what with the government censoring it and all.
        >he never read a pirated doujin on SadPanda in chinese sooner than anyone scanned the original one in Japanese
        You serious?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >I'm honestly surprised this is the team of a Chinese company.
        imagine believing every shitpost that you see on Ganker

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >allegedly a lizard
    >has fur

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Too much human DNA in the gene pool.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        But... humans don't have fur either.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Clearly you've never seen my back and chest.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I set this joke up and you took it from me.
            Well played.

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Does anyone know what these wildlife reservoirs are for?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      rare pals spawn there
      but the PIDF will shoot you if spotted

    • 3 weeks ago
      Santa Claus

      rare pals spawn there
      but the PIDF will shoot you if spotted

      The Pals that spawn there are just weaker version of the major bosses.
      The PIDF will only spot you if you run into them like a moron. They can't see past like 10 meters.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        they also dont aggro if you are on a flying mount

        • 3 weeks ago
          Santa Claus

          The wildlife reservoirs feel like a massive meme.
          It was so fun to see this curious structure in the distance, hop on a Pal and swim to it. The sky turning crimson and the trespassing warning showing up as I climb the curious steel mountains.

          But then it's just a bunch of weaker bosses and dumb guards.

          I hope this is just a sympthome of early acess and the areas will evolve.

          Making a base on the wildlife reservoir would be the ultimate badass move though.

  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    troony jannies working overtime to ban these threads. That's for free x 1.5.

  12. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The tree is not implemented yet?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Niet.

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