This is an official pokemon design in 2022

This is an official pokemon design in 2022

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  1. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    He cute

  2. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    pretty sure that's some new Minecraft golem

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I mean it's evolution basically is an iron golem

  3. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    mineycrafta

  4. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    What's the difference between this and say, Porygon?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Only one makes people this salty.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous
      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        CARLOS

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      porygon was part of my childhoood and is therefore beyond reproach

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Porygon killed more kids

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Porygon didn't do shit. Pikachu was the one who created the light show.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      new bad

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Porygon wasn't lazily based off another game IP like some bad deviantart fakemon. It was just loosely based off of a drinky-bird and a joke of having a 3D polygon also being a 2D sprite.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      brown bricks

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      We want the minecraft audience

      it's quite literally a Digimon. A actual digital monster
      OP is some how "natural". Back in the day most objectmons were explained by being man made. Look at that maid robot thing back in like, gen 6? Now they just say "nature found a way..." to explain their lazy shit lore

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >OP is some how "natural
        Well...

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Wow, and that entire rock can walk around?
          How cool!

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Agreed.

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              >simple boulder with a human-like face and arms
              >versus
              >several square blocks with some blocks giving off light
              ...yup!

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Geodude is worse because of the humanlike qualities. At least Naclistack looks like an actual creature based on its environment.

                [...]
                Yes yes, keep defending gamefreak, i'm sure that's working out very well for the franchise

                Didn't you hear? Obviously the amount of times something sells is equivalent to how good it is.

                I'm not defending the games. The Pokemon designs are always the one thing they try to be creative and unique with. That's the one element of Pokemon that hasn't been fricked with completely.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Geodude isn’t square and lame like Naclistack.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                isn't comparing it to an existing pokemon inherently against the idea the new one is creative and unique? doesn't having an existing creature to deflect too just defeat your own point of them trying to do something different?

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                >isn't comparing it to an existing pokemon inherently against the idea the new one is creative and unique?
                You mean the exact shit nostalgiagays do when comparing older Pokemon to the newer ones?

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                they're not trying to defend the new ones though. the people trying to say its the same as the old things are the ones trying to claim that makes them ok somehow, and all that does is invite comparisons

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                >TPC notices certain Pokemon are popular
                >Attempt to recreate them with each succeeding generation
                >Said formula that put the series on the map is continued as said above
                This shouldn't surprise you. The only way they'll truly be running out of ideas is when they start passing off literal recolors as new Pokemon, which is essentially what they've been doing since 2016 on a small scale, so take that as you will.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                >The Pokemon designs are always the one thing they try to be creative and unique with.
                >That's the one element of Pokemon that hasn't been fricked with completely.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                preferring the minecraft blockerino vs the based geonutsack? yeah… the jig is up shill.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                homie Geodude is a boulder with arms. C'mon now. Never mind Naclistack is the middle form and the final form takes cues from inca pyramids.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                brother, geodude is based as is, and his final form doesn’t need cues of man made structures to make it “unique”

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >Back in the day most objectmons were explained by being man made.
        Except for Voltorb, magnetite and just about every single object mon.
        >Look at that maid robot thing back in like, gen 6? Now they just say "nature found a way..."
        So, who wants to explain the irony to this anon?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      He looks more detailed and vaguely like some kind of bird creature while the turd in the OP looks like an ugly minecraft reject.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Poyrgon isn't a literal minecraft reference

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Porygon was based off of early 90s 3D graphics and reminds me of Reboot and and transformers Beast Wars and is therefore ok. That pokemon is based off of Minecraft which I did not play as a child because I was a jaded teenager when it got popular and is therefore trash.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      old good new bad

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Minecraft

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Porygon had a better design concept
      It's an intentionally abstracted monster design, but it maintains the general shape of one, it's essentially a low poly, pink and blue duck. This just looks like 5 cubes pasted together with some eyes arbitrarily pasted on, even if it's attempting to mimic how certain geologic formations can have peculiar symmetry, it doesn't come close to accomplishing that

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      can this minecraft looking mf give me seizures?
      no? gtfo

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Porygon was designed before Minecraft, this looks like Minecraft

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Pretty sure cubes of salt existed long before the concept of video games.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          around here cubes of salt exist because of video games.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      i think this ones a rock type, while porygon is normal for some reason.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      What was porygon? At the time a totally unique anomaly to the standard 149 Pokémon around it.

  5. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    easy to model = less work = more profits

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >less work = more profit
      I am head of HR at GameFreak. You’re hired, pal! We really need guys like you with that sort of thinking.

  6. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    BROWN BRICKS

  7. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    What is
    A pile of sludge
    A pile of sludge but bigger
    A pokeball with eyes
    An inverted pokeball with eyes but bigger
    A magnet
    Three magnets
    A fish
    A bird
    A bird but bigger
    A bird but bigger still
    A different bird
    Said different bird but it gets a long beak
    Many many more pokemon from all generations that are just THING but with magical powers

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >pokemon ALWAYS had shitty lazy designs, so it's okay that it still does now!
      Only a dumb pokehomosexual could make an argument like this. Normal people expect a highly successful franchise to improve over the course of decades, not stagnate.
      Your "argument" only makes the new designs look even worse.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >Your "argument"

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        You fricktards have been whining that Pokemon have become overdesigned since fricking forever and NOW you're fricking whining that that they're too simple?

        Frick off and kys.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >YOU HAVE TO PICK, SHIT OR SHIT WHICH ONE DO YOU WANT

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Frick off joe

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          The arguments haven't changed a bit since they popped up in Gen IV and V. It's the same shit.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            >dewgong is a dugong
            looks more like a seal to me
            still different from a walrus though

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              Obviously, but the point still stands.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Will it keep standing if you post some of the new horrid mons?

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Go for it, post whichever ones you'd like.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                >also leek duck will never evolve
                bold claim he made back then

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Unovaborts are something else, ain’t they

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Banned from /vp/ again, huh yawngay.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                >everyone who disagrees with me is just one guy
                Ever considered you’re the minority opinion?

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                You should knowby now that no one agrees with you yawngay. Now run along any cry yourself to sleep or something.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                >nostalgiahomosexualry is killing the pokemon fandom
                more like the increasingly lazy games they're making

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Obviously, but the point still stands.

            yeah
            pokemon was never good

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              Pokemon was always good. You're just too stupid to appreciate it and you focus on the aspect you don't like so much that it dominates your perception. Must suck going through life as a contrarian NPC

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            What the hell is the point of this image? I've never seen anyone moronic enough to claim that any of these Pokemon are ripping off their vaguely similar predecessors. Generation is pretty good, random lines all over everything notwithstanding.
            However, Swalot is a shit design.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >pokemon ALWAYS had shitty lazy designs, so it's okay that it still does now!
        Uh, yes?
        Imagine going to a dollar store and complaining that everything that you buy in there is cheaply made. Everyone expects that walking in. Complaining about it now isn't going to change anything when it's been normal since it's inception.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Those are concept, which is different from design. OP's Pokemon is fine in concept, it just looks like shit.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      What's the difference between this and say, Porygon?

      Yes yes, keep defending gamefreak, i'm sure that's working out very well for the franchise

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Didn't you hear? Obviously the amount of times something sells is equivalent to how good it is.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >naclstack
      couldn't even call it saltstack? how do you say nacl?

      these have soul

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Nack-ull

  8. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Thats a lego set

  9. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    there's a number of new pokemon I like

    this is not one of them

  10. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I have trouble suspending disbelief in the idea that this is a Pokemon.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      And what about this?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Nice peripheral vision gay

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Could've been cool, salt pyramid ruins it.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          I think it's supposed to be one of the limestone quarries that exist in Spain. But yeah it'd be a cool design if it wasn't for the stupid ass piramid

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        got one of these guys with ghost tera type and curse, mixed with his ability this guy is a tank

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >what if we took the Regi- line and gave it a modern touch
        Truly awful

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >>what if we took the Regi- line and gave it a modern touch
          You're one gen out buddy

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            >golem pokemon
            >no grass (wood) golem or ground (clay) golem

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Brown bricks in Minecrap

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        It looks like something a kid new to minecraft would try to make.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        a worse gigalith

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Garganacl is resistant to Ghost, immune to status ailments, and has a move to threaten Steel and Water pokemon with so uh not really bro

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >better in hp/sp.def/speed
          >better ability/moves
          bro?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        https://i.imgur.com/XS7vYN6.png

        This is an official pokemon design in 2022

        this shit is rolycoly all over again

  11. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    In hindsight, this image was almost prophetic.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Threef, ?1?1, and Beeeeee look great.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Beeeeee was Dundunsparce

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Threef, ?1?1, and Beeeeee look great.

      Beeeeee was Dundunsparce

      >pokemon clover
      no thanks

  12. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    What the frick happened?

  13. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Looks cool

  14. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    The people who are acting like minecraft invented block based designs are the same people who say that fortnite invented the cell shaded artstyle.

  15. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    there is only one good thing about the new game
    and it's this boy

  16. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Something about the lighting and shadows on this thing just doesn't look right. Anyone else?

  17. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Can't wait for the Fortnite pokemon.

  18. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    You want a Mario mushroom with that?

  19. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    If you think this is bad, then whatever you do don't look up Maushold. You have been warned.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      you werent kidding wtf is this shit???

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        It's in remembrance of Abe.

  20. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Looks like it's in doggy style position.

  21. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    This LITERALLY Minecraft. That is something they made because Minecraft exists. It's pre-evo is a Mario mushroom. And Pokegays are STILL fricking defending it

  22. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    The enw designs are only bad cause game freak cant fricking do 3d designs that are good, cause of hardware limits
    Imagine when they could do if they designed for modern systems.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >cause of hardware limits
      The only thing limiting them is their incompetence.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >Imagine when they could do if they designed for modern systems
      Probably something even worse like Manlly and it's just a realistic man.
      Everything still looks like pokemon but Manlly is just Joel from tlou.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      It is most certainly not hardware limits kek
      Monster hunter has to deal with hardware limits, and they still make highly detailed models that looks great when ported to pc

      No, this is pure incompetence of gramefreak's part

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >The enw designs are only bad cause game freak cant fricking do 3d designs that are good, cause of hardware limits
      Uh oh, this moronic logic again

  23. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Explain this!

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Explain what?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      She likes bejeweling her hammer with big game

  24. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >trying to argue the schematics of what defines a pokemon
    You guys are silly.

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