this is fuckin ass

this is fuckin ass

  1. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    haha yea.. fuck him in the ass

  2. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    get barnacled, idiot
    saging your trash thread

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      t. randy bitchford

  3. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    my ass is heavy

  4. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    there is nothing wrong with fucking ass.
    I find your homophobic attitude highly problematic.

  5. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    this game really takes a fucking nosedive after the nuke

  6. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I love HL1 but I legitimately do not enjoy Opposing Force or Blue Shift very much at all

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah, I never understood why people suck this game's cock so much. The level design is shit and the new enemies and weapons are crammed into such a short game that none of them get any chance to shine. I recently played Field Intensity and that felt like what OpFor should have been.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Field Intensity is fantastic. The squad mechanics were completely underused in Opposing Force.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I understand about Blue Shift, but Opposing Force? What did you not enjoy about it?

  7. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    WHAT WERE THEY THIIIIINKIIIIIIIINNN

  8. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    As is every other game made by known scammers who commit false advertising and fraud.

    Valve screwed over the Artifact fanbase by cancelling the Artifact 2.0 beta without even allowing users to invite friends like they said they would in January 2021 and does not deserve your financial support for these gross consumer-unfriendly practices.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      opfor was gearbox though?!?!?!

  9. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Gearbox's first and only good game. My ass is heavy.

  10. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >introduces final boss in the room right before it

  11. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I. WILL. KICK. YOUR. ASS.

  12. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Based and true. OpFor fucking blows. New weapons are cool but the encounters and level design are classic gearbox dogshit.

  13. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    blue shift is unironically better, even though it's basically just a map pack

  14. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    OP gunning for worst post of the day this early huh?

  15. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Blue shift is better

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      There is no valid way for you to claim that. Blue Shift is too short. Blue Shift is too easy. Blue Shift does nothing remarkable. It's the worst official addon and only remembered because of the HD models it added (which are all soulless).

  16. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Still better than HL2

  17. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    it is unironically the best deathmatch that was ever made

  18. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    It has a lot of controversy, but I liked Race X. Their presence provides a sense of logicality to the canon.

    Xen is a border world, a kind of in-between space for dimensions, a combination "outskirts" and "hub" of sorts. The resonance cascade basically tore a massive hole in the thin membrane between our universe and Xen, which caused a pouring-in of wildlife and got the attention of the eldritch abomination hiding inside that space. It was also loud enough to get the attention of the Combine, who had access to Xen. It stands to reason it should get the attention of other things too, shouldn't it? Race X is an early comer of these "others". It just so happened that they were a particularly weak contender.

    It adds a depth and makes good on the "massive ocean of disconnected universes" that Valve never really touches on meaningfully. Are they a good execution of the idea? Well.... I don't think so, no. Most of their designs are dogshit and they clearly exist just so gearbox didn't have to touch Valve's aliens that much. It could have been done much better. But as a seasoning to the setting, I'm glad somebody did something to fill that gap (even if it's a grey area of canon.)

    Oh also the HD weapon models fucking suck. The machine gun works and feels great as an SMG. As an assault rifle it feels like a weak piece of shit. It might help if the models weren't so fucking ugly. First thing I do when I reinstall Half-Life is disable gearbox's shitty models.

  19. 2 months ago
    10-4-2022

    I hated every minute i spent playing Half Life

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