This is game design failure. It barely classifies as a video game.

This is game design failure. It barely classifies as a video game.

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  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This is game design success and qualifies as a AAA game.

      >you dont actually do anything
      >game just flashes a bunch of lights and animations in your face like dangling keys in front of a baby
      you are dying on a hill to defend something that thinks you are a moron

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        What? Platformers are the most involved games in existence, minimal story bullshit, maximum gameplay.
        You're just a snoy moron.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          True for the most part but doesn't apply to Mario Wonder

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          blunder is so easy it's a movie game tho

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            So how long did it take you to beat it?

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Beat it? Why would I waste time beating a movie game xD

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Tell that to Odyssey and Peach Showtime. nuTendie have found a way to make platformers into movie games.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >game just flashes a bunch of lights and animations in your face like dangling keys in front of a baby
        So video games?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >posts thumbnail

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    This is game design success and qualifies as a AAA game.

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    So it looks like Tendies picked up on the Capcom strategy and realized the only way to have reliable discussion of a game is through rage baiting other people.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      miyamoto basically went hands off and let the junior devs take control who went against prior conventions of ramping up challenge, respecting the player, not letting it be a baby game just because its cute, eschewed any form of difficulty, and replaced level design and interesting mechanics with sparkles and rainbows that flash in your face.

      if you can no see the glaring issues you are not only moronic but you spit on miyamotos legacy

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        But I'm having fun.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Good. Miyamoto was a hack that did nothing good since the GC era. He’s responsible for the New Soup shit and the enshittification of Paper Mario.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >He’s responsible for the enshittification of Paper Mario.
          It was one of three totally different people depending on which miyamoto shill you encounter.

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Assass

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Doesn't matter, my 4 year old fricking loves it.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >4 year old
      a 4 year old would love bubsy or whatever piece of shit you put in front of them

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Considering he has access to multiple games and consistently chooses Mario wonder is telling.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Give him Princess Peach Showtime to help him discover his gender identity.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Are you implying that violent games cause school shootings?

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Violent games turn you into an incel which turns you into a chud which makes you shoot up schools

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Same way monster Hunter turns you into a big game hunter and sports games turn you into a professional athlete right?

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Violent games turn you into an incel which turns you into a chud which makes you shoot up schools

                Are you implying that violent games cause school shootings?

                Give him Princess Peach Showtime to help him discover his gender identity.

                sobwatching politics on any media makes you a loser and thus a terrorist

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Boys who play Monster Hunter play fight with a big sword
                Boys who play sports games want to play sports
                Boys who play dolls or gay princess games end up trans.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I'm just glad to see you claim Jack Thompson was right about gta and fps games causing school shootings.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                To be fair, playing fifa and madden give you a better understanding of formations and exploiting gaps in defense better than just watching games. Not to say they’re training programs or anything but they definitely give you a better understanding of the game

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Right, but is playing super Metroid, shantae and peach game (nfi what kind of game it is) going to make you want to wear a dress? Is playing Phoenix right going to make you become a lawyer? Are you going to stomp on random animals because you played Mario? The point I'm making aside from the fact that my kid enjoys Mario (peach game. Eing unrelated) is that this anon is moronic.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Literally a Hillary Clinton argument, congratulations, you're a geriatric democrat karen.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                silence betch

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                You're the one arguing that trans kids are beautiful. At least Hilary wouldn't do that.

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >new super Mario bros for the one billionth time
    I haven't bought a Nintendo game in years

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >new super Mario bros for the one billionth time
      which one is the best tho?
      i might pick up a ""traditional"" mario game to play

      i played the original, world, then 3d land, which i liked.
      i also played galaxy and odyssey but i didn't like them as much

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I'm having a lot of fun with Super Mario 3D world/Bowser's Fury.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          thanks, i'll get to it one of these days

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I think they're still in that mindset that kids' minds are ruined by smartphones and they have short attention spans.
    The levels felt short, like once you've warmed up to whatever the "thing" you do in that level, it's abruptly over.

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    To me, it lacks some precision platform tuning, so to say, but exploration aspect of the game is good

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You're stupid. Best mario to come out in a long time. I can tell you didn't play it.

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It's the best 2D Mario game, but it's still not much more than a "pretty good" game

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Wonder and NSMB2 are the worst technically functional ones. SMB3 and NSMBUDX are the best ones.

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Snoytroony thread

  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >cringe voice actor
    >0 memorable new music tracks

    It's completely soulless.

  13. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Agreed. The game is too easy and I’m not a fan of sacrificing level design to watch quirky wonder seed moments like singing plants. It was a mediocre experience overall.

  14. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Best thing about Mario Wonder is that it was disappointing enough that I ended up giving Curse Crackers a chance because I was still craving a good platformer. No regrets

  15. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Eric thread

  16. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It's just a bad Mario game anon.

  17. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    There is a wonder seed where you become invincible.

    Then the game puts fire bars in your way.

    The solution? Walk through them. That's it. There are more like this.

    That's when I knew miyamoto didn't even supervise this shit. OP is right.

  18. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I genuinely feel bad for 2D Mario fans. Sonic fans at least b***hed and moaned enough to get Mania and shat on Superstars are soulless mediocre garbage. They also went and made their down good fangames because Sega wouldn't do it for decades.

    If you're a 2D Mario fan you're genuinely shit out of luck because all you get is completely sterile designed for morons NSMB games that have nothing of what made the NES/SNES Mario games good and I genuinely, without hyperbole, believe offer absolutely nothing to people who actually play platformers, having zero novel or interesting gameplay concepts whatsoever. They are clearly for people who almost never play platformers or video games in general.

    Honestly, if I was genuinely one of these people who loved SMB3/SMW/Yoshis Island or whatever I would be livid, but I suspect the actual real 2D Mario fans are outnumbered 100x compared to brand loyalists who will defend absolutely anything with a nintendo label.

  19. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  20. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It's also a sign of the Mario Mandate is alive and well.

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