This is how you critique games.

This is how you critique games.

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  1. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    What a great idea for a thread, I think you being alive is a mistake, I hope we see more from you in the future.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Lol

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      kek

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous
    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Why would you want to see more from him if you also wish he was dead

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous
    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      kek

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      10/10

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Pure art.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous
    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      op absolutely obliterated

  2. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    that advice is for peers not customers

  3. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    1) I love the audio design in this game and the atmosphere is great.
    2) There is literally nothing to do and I don't really want to craft an entire city's worth of furniture.
    3) I like that I can silly walk everywhere.

    What's the game?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Walk It Out!

  4. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I like steak

  5. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Toxic positivity is for deranged people.

  6. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    making up compliments to sugarcoat things is condescending

  7. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I want try but i can't think of a second compliment for rune factory 5 besides it's nice that RF isn't dead. Hell it might be better off dead than getting 5.

  8. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why is meat negative in this picture? Frick you. Meat is fricking tasty.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      because it's the important part. it's the substance of the critique. take away the meat and you've got two hollow compliments.

  9. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Hey, your game sucks shit
    It does a few decent things 🙂
    But really it's just bad

  10. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Artists who can't face the heat of real criticism will never be happy because they can never earn an authentic compliment.

  11. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    No, any statement that starts with "Hey this thing is GREAT" is already an ass kissing homosexual who's afraid to get shouted down for criticisms. All criticism must be direct.

  12. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    "Review" is codeword for throwing a roastie fit about anything someone doesn't like. Quite fricking easy.

  13. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >meat is the bad part
    I hate twitter trannies so much

  14. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >food analogy

  15. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    This top bun tastes good, the patty tastes like shit, the bottom bun is toasted nicely.

  16. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    That's not even a critique, that's a suggestion. You don't need to brown-nose an already pompous dev to propose something as basic as a fricking fullscreen option

  17. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

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    Im impressed by how many posts you responded to, you suck more wieners then the whole of California you moronic simpleton homosexual, and you are short and to the point!

  18. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    I appreciate your effort, but your attempt to criticize ten users at once fails to connect with this site's and thread's humor on several levels. I hope you continue to enjoy lurking Ganker!

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Your attempt to point out the anon's folly to them is truly commendable. However, neither the supposed compliment at the start of your reply or the one at the end were actual compliments; keep that in mind for the next time. But your sense of humor and sense for well-timed sarcasm is impeccable though.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Your ability to discern statements with positive sentiment from actual complements is commendable. Unfortunately, you failed to consider that the original post made the same mistake and missed the greater joke. Your last sentence is really on point!

  19. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I hate when a manager/boss/employer does this. Just tell me where I fricked up and let me get back to work so I can fix what I fricked up asap.

  20. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Hey! Let's all talk like this! 🙂
    Wow, you are amazing, there are 1024 genders and headspiritcanons! 🙂

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