THIS IS JUST FRICKIGN SEKIRO BUT SHITTIER WHAT THE FRICK I THOUGHT IT WOULD BE A DMC CLONE THIS SUCKS

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  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Imagine you wake up to the sound of her giggling, you open your eyes and see that you're in a dimly lit chamber. As you try to move, you realize that your arms and legs are fastened to a crossbeam, spread apart. You also notice now that you are completely naked. She comes from around the corner, still giggling, before delivering swift, brutal kicks to your exposed, dangling testicles.

    What do you do?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous
  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You vill eat the soulsslop

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    game is unironically kino

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Nier automata: Black person ass edition

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I can't think of a more chad nation than Mongolia.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Nier Automata has a way bigger focus on 2Bs ass than Stellar Blade does on Eve's ass. The appeal with Eve is focused pretty evenly between her ass and breasts. Automata is ALL ass. Tell me you haven't played either game without telling me you haven't played either.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Nier Automata has a way bigger focus on 2Bs ass
        It doesn't, bigger
        Show me a video an interview or anything from before the game released about talking about her ass, you won't find any, amerimutts are so obsessed with ass thanks to all the Black person propaganda they consume they saw an ass where there wasnt any, pretty much the same reason this "game" stellar blade was made

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >schizo headcanon
          You're actually clinically insane. Show me the videos of 2Bs breasts jiggling? Show me the videos of 2Bs underboob? Show me the videos of the close ups in cutscenes of 2Bs breasts? Stellar Blade has all of those things for Eve, so why doesn't 2B the so called "not an ass focused game by the way" not have them? So why does 2B have a leotard that shows off the entirety of her ass? Why is the camera in cutscenes often poised to show upskirts of 2B? Why does the clothing destruction destroy her skirt showing off her ass more and not any other part of her clothing? Actually sitting here and trying to deny that the biggest design focus of 2B from a fanservice perspective was her ass is actually delusion. Cope.

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    from slop and it's consequences have been a disaster for society

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Lily! She's an beauteous tomboy!

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Play Mitsurugi again instead

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Poor man's Bayonetta

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      At least this one has a chance to release on PC

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Bayo IS on pc

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Looks like it's from the stone age by the screenshots

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It's Sekiro but with better combat you dishonest little frick.
    Did you play the demo? dont answer that, we know you didnt.
    Sekiro had boring ass combat with minimal movesets, Eve has a shitload more, sure it's no DMC exactly but it's no Sekiro either aside from parries

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Style over substance, the post.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >style over substance
        Such a meaningless phrase. You don't even know what it means. Articulate why you think it's stylish and lacking in substance. You can't obviously cause you used it as a buzzword.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >hurr durr You're Media illiterate
          In 4 Muh buzzwords

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            So no basically, you can't articulate why you think it's lacking in substance. Fricking moron. Concession accepted.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Stellar Blade does have substance tho?? did you play the demo fully before shitposting?
        it's like 60-40 between style and substance. Also got that Nier OST soul

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >admits about more style than substance
          >but it's definitely not shallow
          Ok

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Did you gays really expect this to be the second coming of DMC or some shit?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      one can hope

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >button masshing bs is better than intelligent combat
    moron, now i'm bulling stellar blade

  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    So its the best game ever but even better because now it has a hot girl as the protaganist? Perfect, cant wait to buy it.

  13. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Sekiro but shittier
    False, you cant get more shit than Sekiro

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Stellar Blade and Revengence disagree

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >fromtroony thinks good combat is bad because cant spam roll and/or deflect
        Typical

  14. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    No you didn't

  15. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >*SEKIRO BUT bawdTIER
    sign me up

  16. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Coomer gets tricked into buying a game to "own the libs". Many such cases, very sad.

  17. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Stellar blade discord trannies got that woman tier ssething and deflecting on point
    Not surprised gays who spent so much time obsessing over some prostitute act like femoids as well

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