This is literally impossible. Who thought this was acceptable design?

This is literally impossible. Who thought this was acceptable design?

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  1. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Make long platforms
    And use pic rel

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >best way to play the game is fricking up the natural environment and making lines of dirt blocks or duck whatever farms

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Do you fight the wall of flesh by jumping around the little bits of land sticking out from lava or do you make a platform?

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Git gud

  2. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Sounds like you have a BONE to pick with this boss haha

  3. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Beat eater of world/brain
    >go to hell
    >get material for fire greatsword
    >proceed to kill skeleton

  4. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Just make a long arena with at least 3 levels

  5. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >havent played in like a year or so
    >figure Ill grab the terraprisma
    >look up guides online
    >shimmer method is unusable now
    >hallowed armor buff no longer works on her
    >master ninja gear can no longer dodge her attacks
    >even the minecarts got nerfed
    fricking why? WHY? why are relogic such fricking Black folk that they just nerf every way of making this fight tolerable?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Red huffed too much calamity and wanted to add a real dodge check boss.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      armor buff no longer works on her
      ninja gear can no longer dodge her attacks
      what THE FRICK
      Why the frick does everything in Terraria keep getting patched to fix "progression" issues or """exploits""" or whatever the frick? Shit like this and the Reaver Shark nerf are why I stopped giving a frick about Terraria.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        EoL is red's negress wife's custom oc boss. So she just goes online and looks to see if anyone found a way to cheese it and then cries to Red who nerfs it

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >no-hit boss is no-hit boss
        the only offensive thing is their lack of foresight

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          From what I've heard, they """supposedly""" never knew you could break a Shadow Orb and make Meteorite armour before fighting any bosses
          I'm pretty sure it's just that someone flipped the moron switch in their HQ, that's all

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            Jungle armor is still craftable before bosses, no? Maybe they'll fix that next.

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              Yes, but it's less offensive plus harder to get
              Oh, and they also nerfed the Wizard Hat. You like playing Mage? We don't want you to play Mage

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                I wonder if there is a mod that just undoes every moronic nerf the dev team have implemented

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                I don't recall finding anything in the Mod Browser, but it shouldn't be that hard to make. Hell, I might just try and do it

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                please do. And while your at it make sleeping in beds speed up time way more than it currently does

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                Alright, time to put that programming diploma to good use
                I've always wanted there to be a "master" version of Terraria where you could toggle all the balance changes in the settings, but that's a bit too much

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                you could probably easily hook the mod up to a .txt file and then just have players open that up to toggle shit on/off

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                Well making a menu for it wouldn't be too difficult, but rather implementing all the changes

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          except at most those items would dodge 2 or so of the hits. Whats dumbshit moronic is locking the terraprisma behind her day form instead of some vanity shit or decorations for the autists

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            Yeah, even Dungeon Guardian's drop is a pet

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >game is no longer cheese easymode
        >complains
        eat shit noob moron

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          >armour set buffs = cheese
          KYS immediately.

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            >wahh wahh i can't beat the challenge boss without it being a challenge
            keep seething shitter and enjoy never having terraprisma. no more responses from me noob

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              kek, I'm not even the original posters. I've beaten her without any of that shit (which isn't even close to optimal anyway) but I find your complete lack of logic to be insane when you act like that while being wrong. Typical for Ganker, though.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          >having to disable parts of your own game from working as intended because people play your sandbox game in a way you didnt intend

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Hey Red, I've been meaning to ask if you're still mad about people not accepting Torch Luck when 1.4 first came out.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      armor buff no longer works on her
      ninja gear can no longer dodge her attacks
      what THE FRICK
      Why the frick does everything in Terraria keep getting patched to fix "progression" issues or """exploits""" or whatever the frick? Shit like this and the Reaver Shark nerf are why I stopped giving a frick about Terraria.

      ReLogic was killed in the making of 1.3.6 and you can't convince me otherwise

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        I still dont know why they nerfed water bolt. Everyone loved getting it early

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Sorry, were you trying to play your own way and have fun in OUR sandbox adventure game?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >a supposed bullet hell touhou-wannabe boss
      >not only is it poorly designed and executed, the boss itself also damages on contact
      That's not how you make bullethell bosses/enemies. They're only a vehicle and source/point of origin for the shit for you to dodge.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      it makes her sexier when she kills you

  6. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Bro got filtered in 2023 lemaaaaooooo

  7. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    bot thread

  8. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    So true!

  9. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    skeletroon

  10. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Please spoiler this is too scary

  11. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    i can defeat the empress using only my penis

  12. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I like to think this is bait, then I remember where I am and realize most homosexuals here don't even play videogames, so my only tip is to GIT GUD gay

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      you never played this game. you dont understand how powerful skeletrain is

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        wait till you get to hardmode little bro, you're gonna need the apache for metal skeletrain

  13. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Alright, I sort of figured out what I'm doing; it's a bit Black personlicious but it works
    What other balance changes/QoL would you like implemented? So far I'm planning to undo everything related to Meteorite spawning and mining, plus speed up the bed timeskip

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