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  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It's called a Konami Dracula Non-Iga Rockman Game, or KODRANIGAMAN for short.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Non-IGA
      IGA wasn't even a Konami employee when Belmont's Revenge released.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Yes. That's what the "non" part means.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Yes. That's what the "non" part means.

        Yes, it's a retronym.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >KODRA NIGA MAN

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    it’s the best portable Castlevania

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >be simon
    >kill dracula
    >twice
    >still want revenge
    wtf I know dracula stole your ancestor's gf but move on already

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      He steals mens' souls

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Same could be said of religions.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        please note that dracula has never stolen any souls and that is a very hateful stereotype you are perpetuating

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      In the original Akamatsu lore, Simon gets cursed at the end of CV1, which is why Drac's body gets split in 8 parts which Simon has to find in CV2 to unlift the curse.
      IV is a sort of alternate retelling of the Simon story with a good ending, Drac dies and Simon doesn't get cursed, which is why Curse of Man doesn't appear (unless you count Gaibon as a sort of reference). Which makes sense since the IV team was the only CV team that was in direct contact with Akamatsu before he disappeared.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This is Christopher. He wants revenge on Dracula for stealing his son.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        all belmonts are simon

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Dracula should refer to all Belmonts as Simon just to frick with them and rub his immortality in their faces.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            The next Castlevania will feature Simone, a brave Moorish woman who don't need no Belmont.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      he stole simon's gf actually

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >multi-generational NTR
        based

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Simon rescues her, though.
          Stop projecting.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        yeah but did he fuk her

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Yes, that is the "You Lose" screen.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Belmont's Revenge is Christopher you gay

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        "Oh, well," said Alucard. "At least he's not Simon."
        "They are all Simons," said Dracula

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          That's really clever, can I post this on reddit?

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            yes but you must give credit

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Jokes aside the level select is completely pointless in this game. It just ruins the difficulty curve since 95% of the game is piss easy until the final two bosses that are a moronic difficulty spike (Dracula in particular is atrocious, maybe the worst in the series).

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Dracula in Belmont's Revenge is very static and nowhere near as difficult as Circle of the Moon's, for example. The last two stages are definitely an increase in difficulty, and the second one in particular is rather long, but games such as X68000 have more surprises like the clocktower stage being around the middle or the very long Death stage.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        CoM Dracula isn't hard, just a tedious timewaster with those stupid high jumps. BR Dracula sucks because it's all trial and error until you memorize what the safe spots are.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          CoTM Dracula is hard if you avoid using overpowered cards to exploit him, where-as BR's becomes easy once you do memorize it and you should never have trouble again as long as you do that. I suppose it's a matter of what is more difficult for the player, but I never had issues with BR's.

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Since we are speaking of difficulty...

    Axe or cross? I have played the world version for decades and I thought cross would make the game easier, but some areas are actually harder, when you can't hit the ball spitting monsters that depower the whip from below, or kill bats flying down when you are on a moving platform and getting hit can get make simon fall down due to the knockback.

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Ummm... Yeah... That CLEARLY says Castlevania II: Belmont's Revenge. Are you moronic? Methinks so. Don't post here again, homosexual.

  7. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    that isnt mega man

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