this is my gamer dinner

this is my gamer dinner

Schizophrenic Conspiracy Theorist Shirt $21.68

Homeless People Are Sexy Shirt $21.68

Schizophrenic Conspiracy Theorist Shirt $21.68

  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Prisoners get food that looks better than that.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      should I just commit a serious crime when my dad dies so I can get fed in prison instead of starving and being homeless?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Nah. Find a homosexual online who makes good food and try to learn.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I'm actually surprised more people don't do this. I mean, prison must suck, but it's better than starving and getting gangrene.
        I assume the answer is that most of these people are druggies and would rather starve than be without their meth

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Most people just welfaremaxx of course.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            how do you even get welfare

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              In america it depends. A lot of our welfare bureaucracy is actually administered by the irs and your payments come through as part of your tax return. But medicaid, food stamps, section 8 housing are all administered at the state level I think. So you look for forms on those state websites or go to the local welfare office or whatever. Not that good of an answer sorry.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I don't even do taxes
                I applied for medicaid nearly 2 months ago online and haven't got a response and I don't know what to do

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >I applied for medicaid nearly 2 months ago online and haven't got a response and I don't know what to do
                I had a friend in a similar situation, he got desperate enough to show up at a local soup kitchen and asked for help there. They were able to hook him up with a government worker who knows how the system works and things moved forward relatively quickly from there.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I live with my parents but I'm too old to be on my dad's insurance now and I have 0 income

                It is possible, though unlikely for a single neet, that you are leaving money on the table by not filing a tax return. In particular, you might get EITC money if you worked part of the year. The VITA program is targeted at people like you. You have to sign up for an appointment and someone does your taxes for you. Or you could use FreeTaxUSA to do your taxes yourself. But anyway that is all just in case you're leaving money on the table. If you don't have children and made $0 last year, it would probably all be a waste of time. Regarding medicaid, it makes sense to me that they would just be that slow, though I'm talking out my ass and don't actually know anything.

                the only money I make is a pitiful amount from interest from a savings account, the only time I filed taxes was when I thought I could get that 1200 bucks of covid money but I couldn't even do that because I was a dependent on my dad's taxes

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Oh yeah you don't file. Your dad got your $1200.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >I live with my parents but I'm too old to be on my dad's insurance now and I have 0 income
                Sounds like you need help from somebody who knows the system. Either call the hotline or look if some local charity offers help with that kind of stuff.
                A lot of people cannot figure this out or are too dysfunctional for any kind of bureaucratic interaction.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                the site I applied on doesn't have a number and I'm too scared to talk on the phone with a stranger

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Try to look up the social department of your city. They should have something called "human services" or similar. Usually they have a form you can fill out and either hand in at their office or send via email or regular mail.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I mean I applied online on the state website it kept pointing me at when I looked it all up 2 months ago
                I just have gotten no indication and it still says "pending" on the site

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Yeah, and I say ask for help with that locally.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I don't know how

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                All this shit is fricking disgusting, 1000 different forms from 10 different offices, cases where you want to work less to live better, I completely sympathize with people who want to just burn it down and hand out cash (whatever amount we may deem correct)

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                It is possible, though unlikely for a single neet, that you are leaving money on the table by not filing a tax return. In particular, you might get EITC money if you worked part of the year. The VITA program is targeted at people like you. You have to sign up for an appointment and someone does your taxes for you. Or you could use FreeTaxUSA to do your taxes yourself. But anyway that is all just in case you're leaving money on the table. If you don't have children and made $0 last year, it would probably all be a waste of time. Regarding medicaid, it makes sense to me that they would just be that slow, though I'm talking out my ass and don't actually know anything.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                It took one business day to obtain Medicade. I would call your state's office for this shit and pester the frick out of them.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                The speed is going to depend on the state I'm thinking

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Find desperate women, knock 'em up.
              Rotate between them - living and eating on their dime (they'll probably have WIC and EBT now that you've saddled them with children they can't afford), hang around them during tax season for those sweet returns or whenever you notice they have relatives trying to help them out with money.

              Hope that one of your kids becomes something in the future and doesn't hate you.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >I mean, prison must suck, but it's better than starving and getting gangrene.
          If you're an american, I doubt it. Literally imagine being crammed together with a bunch of violent Black folk 24/7 and not having anything to do besides watch TV and exercise. Constantly having dumb christards coming in doing jesus workshops on the weekends to try and convert you.
          Some prisons here try to do programs where they give the prisoners like tablets and games or whatever, but this is usually only for light offenders who have a record of very good behavior.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah, getting raped and having the shit beaten out of you daily sounds amazing, anon. You must be a fricking genius or something.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        just eat more vegetables. A meal should constist of 80% vegetables. And no, ketchup isn't a vegetable.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I will eat nothing but potato wedges from now on

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Far from the worst diet possible

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    do anons like liver and heart? I made some nice rice stew with heart last night

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    At least put it into the oven.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      it's better cold

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Gamer dinner

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What the frick is that

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    homie at least bake your shitty mini pizza

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Do Americans really?

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    A single white male cant get benefits, there are anecdotal exceptions but its like saying you can meet your soulmate at a bar because I did.
    I got 3 months of SNAP. When I updated work and expense details on the state website for renewal time(I wasnt even lying about any detail either, and I was genuinely eligible based on those criteria). They straight up went back in and changed all my work info be empty and basically say I didnt need any money(Was making $150 a monthn dude...), deleting all the details. They also ticked a bunch of different boxes. The covid shit ended so they went around looking for excuses to trim accounts, and because its leftist government employees I was targeted for being a white man. Shame, I felt genuine appreciation for it, as opposed to the usual entitlement. Being given things is so alien to me.No I will not be filing or paying taxes ever, 15 years now.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      *barn

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    depop meal poggies

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I devoured these frickin things. They are not food and they are delicious. I wish I could give 11 year old me a few joints and a dozen of these things.

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Mmmm 'zza lunchables.

  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Applying for food stamps and welfare is literally a job unto itself so working an actual job is better. My grandmother literally made 1400 a month from retirement/pension and when she tried getting anything they'd give her like 20 bucks because they considered that as making too much. Her rent was 750 in the most ghetto shithole neighborhood, power bill was 200, water was through the roof because the landlord lived in Florida and wouldn't ever stop by to any upkeep so pipes were leaking constantly until we just shut water off by the street, her cable/phone/Internet was 200 a month because she had to have her General Hospital and stupid frickin gameshows where it's the same reruns every day, then she'd constantly want fast food because the ads on tv made it look so good to her enfeebled brain yet you get it it's the most overpriced dogshit possible so she's got so many doctor bills because she constantly eats dogshit food. The only way you get gibs now is if you're a Hispanic, rapefuggee, or a Black person because it's next to impossible if you're actually desperate and white.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      how do I get government money when I have 50k sitting in the bank

  13. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I bought a lunchable cause they were in the $1 bin at my local shop, it was actually super nostalgic. I mean, the food isn't high quality, but for what it was, not horrible. little pizzas, an airhead, and a full ass capri sun for $1 was a pretty decent value.

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