This is the abstract Platonic ideal of what a Poket Monster is in the Pokemon world, to the people of that world.

This is the abstract Platonic ideal of what a Poket Monster is in the Pokemon world, to the people of that world.

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  1. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    He cute.

  2. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Frick, why does this thing make so much sense?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      because they recognize the perfection of sandshrews

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Early on it was clearly a Rhydon

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          I want a plushie like this

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous
  3. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    cute onahole

  4. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    THESE, gen 1 of course, are pokemon at their most abstract and ideal

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      how come charmander AND charizard got their own sprites in gen 2?

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        CHARIZARD privilege

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Bulbasaur line gets their own unique sprite
        >Squirtle line gets their own unique sprite
        >Charmander line gets their own unique sprite, but Charizard drops it in favor of the generic “dragon” sprite shared with Dragonite and Kingdra

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Dragonite gets that too. I'm curious though is it even possible to get Charizard in Gen 2?

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Yes, you could trade Pokemon between 1st and 2nd gen games.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Those first gen pokemon icons are the realm of forms that all other pokemon emanate from

  5. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Cubone

  6. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Do you think substitute is someone's favorite pokemon?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      No. But maybe someone out there is very infatuated by its existence

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Substitube, probably. He's a gen-II ROM hack guy that used it as the impetus for one of his Pokémon lines
      >Inb4 muh fakemon, muh romhax
      I like his taste in Pokémon design

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah, his channel is comfy

  7. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    But bulbasaur is the most pokemon looking pokemon

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      I always thought Slowbro was the most pokemon looking pokemon.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Hrs up there
        I can't imagine an example existing in at least the last five gens

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          What even defines a pokemon-looking pokemon?
          To me the best examples tend to be very distinctly wild monsters (not necessarily aggressive), and have a few traits from many different "ideas".

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            >What even defines a pokemon-looking pokemon?
            I don't know, it's just how Sugimori, I think, referred to the bulbasaur line

  8. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Sex with the substitute doll!

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Anon no...

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        That poor thing

  9. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >imagine a cow as a sphere
    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spherical_cow

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