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  1. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    How did they frick it up? I completely gave up on following it when I found out you need to pay 70+tip(phone number) for it since I don't want to support such greediness.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >How did they frick it up?
      There's too many frick-ups to count. I'll try:
      >Cross-platform matchmaking, now 50% or 99% of your team are using controllers while the enemy team might be mostly PC users = you lose
      >Shit match-making by rank. Only rank 10? Too bad, here's a team of rank 250 players to fight
      >Map design is the worst in the series to date, rewarding and encouraging camping. Run and gun playstyle is overall detrimental now
      >UI is abysmal. You want to queue for multiplayer? Scroll all the way down past several dozen tiles to find 'MW2' and then click it.
      >Want to play single-player? MW2 needs to restart first. TWO boot-ups just to play single player
      >No split-screen multiplayer outside of private lobbies
      >Battle pass is a fricking joke. Here's some tokens, anon! Go fill out the battlepass. Oh what's wrong? You spend a day grinding tokens to unlock the gun/skin/character? Too bad, you didnt actually unlock it. You need to buy the battle pass to unlock the items you.. unlocked.
      >Lionel Messi and Ngubu nigerian football player DLC
      >No fricking tags or callcards for your profile at the start EXCEPT every single LGBT flag: Pan, bi, asexual, demi, trans. You get those to show your PRIDE(tm)
      >Every match may as well be search and destroy, damage output on every gun is insane. You die too quickly, making the game devolve into 'whoever sees the other first wins' -- going back to why camping is so preferable
      >$70 fricking dollars
      >Campaign is beat in a handful of hours

      MW2 is what you get when you strip call of duty of all of its strengths it had in old mw2, mw1, or Black ops and tack on microtransactions and gimp the ever loving frick out of maps and mechanics you used to know and love on top of a shit campaign.

      Worst call of duty to date imo

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Messi and Ngubu nigerian football player DLC
        Did you just add this one in as a joke or something? That's way too moronic.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          No it's real anon

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        -platform matchmaking, now 50% or 99% of your team are using controllers while the enemy team might be mostly PC users = you lose
        I never understood why modern devs do this. They tried this for Halo 2 way back then, and it failed spectacularly. The PC players in the beta absolutely destroyed the Xbox players everytime, and they scrapped the idea of it.

        Are modern devs just braindead or what?

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          modern autoaim is near aimbot tier, it actually favors console players in crossplay nowadays.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            it feels like such a dirty coping mechanism when stating this, but it is insane how overtuned controller aim assist is and its bizarre to me that people get defensive over it

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              its less the autoaim itself, but what in combination with weapon tuning it can do. I have seen the the shittiest canting-slug shotgun builds do massive longshots, despite the shooter literally being unable to see his target. or how flinch resistance can virtually block enemy hits and let them insta erase you with big snipers

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Yes, and PC players are shit nowadays.
          I have MW2 on my PC and WZ2 on my Xbox and I fricking slap people's shit in way better with a mouse than the pad. The "aim assist is LITERALLY AIMBOT" is shitter cope.

          modern autoaim is near aimbot tier, it actually favors console players in crossplay nowadays.

          it feels like such a dirty coping mechanism when stating this, but it is insane how overtuned controller aim assist is and its bizarre to me that people get defensive over it

          Exhibits A and B.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Found the console cuck

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            >I fricking slap people's shit
            yep checks out.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Aim assist is basically aimbot in some situations, particularly close quarter, but kbm still has the advantage in most situations. This isnt me complaining seeing as I usually wipe multiple teams myself in warzone, just stating a fact that it often does lock and it is only rage inducing because you can tell they would never hit you otherwise

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            lmao. reminder that mw2 aim assist is even stronger.

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              What exactly is this supposed to prove? It's just footage of a guy shooting people.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Devs are trying to hide the fact that they killed multiplayer by making disbanding lobbies and killing servers. Less people play now so they need to make it cross-platform to even reach numbers nobody had issues hitting over a decade ago.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        I feel like half of those are fake. No way devs are this moronic.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        you forgot
        >cancerous skill based matchmaking
        >maps way too big and way to complicated for 6v6
        >worst spawns in any online game
        The spawns are so bad and random. 90% of the time you either get spawned in the middle of nowhere far from your team or right next to the enemy team and get insta killed.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous
      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        You havent played enough or arent actually good because you would realize most people, even on my pc, use a controller for the aim assist. PCs only advantage is im how well it can run.
        I will agree the standard multiplayer is terrible but warzone is actually very fun

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Holy frick I can't believe how prevelant the aim assist cope is now
          Since I was a fricking child I always wanted to be a hecking master race PC gamer after being persistently shat on for using a console and being told you must be a moron trying to play FPS with something as inaccurate as a controller.
          Now that I'm in my mid 20s and have a beasty PC I am disgusted by how that tune has changed because you morons are dogshit.

          Mouse aim > controller aim in 90% of cases.
          You are dying lots because you are shit, not because of your imagined aimbot boogeyman. Is this fricking really the state of the master race in 2022?

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Anon stop trying to argue with them. They grew up playing dogshit games while we grew up playing Arena Shooters and RTS and actually knew how to use a mouse and keyboard.

            Now these nuggets argue over who has the mouse that is .5g lighter and has more LEDs they don’t know shit. I came back to Warzone after not playing vidya for 5 years on PC and was mopping up controller users.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >How did they frick it up?
      Let's see
      >the maps are shit and there's a bias for camping. It's always finish to time and never to score.
      >Riot Shields are being used inappropriately, and it's encouraged by devs.
      >No 18-24 player fighting. It's either the 6v6 or Ground War. 6v6 sucks and SBMM makes it cancer because CoD is a casual game and I'm tired of tryhard kids letting their dads play on their accounts and shitting up on my team.
      >People are always trying for killstreaks, so they camp and slow the game down. Remember when there were was a support killstreak list in MW3? Shitters were actually helpful there.
      Really, all they needed to do was give us the older maps since nuCoD doesn't know what the frick they're doing. Moreover, they need to stop fricking adding rooms in the old maps. a mix of corridors and fields will always work better than 30 different rooms and hiding places
      The sole good thing that they did was get rid of the bunnyhopping, such a b***h pussy move.

      DEVS, IT'S NOT A FRICKING E-SPORT!!!!! Cater to the casuals please! SBMM has a place, but it's more detrimental than effective because of many reasons. Please soften its grip on my balls!

  2. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    can someone explain this meme with this dude looking in the car? Is he supposed to be sad or something?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      skull is funy

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      He's hot and people want to frick him.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      He has autism

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Doesn’t matter. It’s just pushed by shills in an attempt to make people forget the series stopped being good after the second black ops game.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        How young are you that you think that's when the series turned to shit?

  3. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    IW are the bad dev team
    who knew?

    oh right everyone that doesn't exclusively play the IW games "because they made cod4"
    none of the guys that made cod4 what it was are still there, midwits

  4. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >biggest joke in recent Gayming History
    >not Battlefield 2042

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Yea. OP knows shit, and enbyfield2042 was much worse but that award goes to failout69 that was a absolute disaster

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        from what I have seen and heard, mongout69 at least sorta recovered and is now from horrible to medium trash. 2042 still hasn't recovered

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          I'd really like to dissagree and argue with you but can't here. You are right here, though gayout69 still isn't a good game, its mid or mildly positive at best

  5. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    How do I get a hetero life partner like Ghost?

  6. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I'm glad I stopped at Black Ops 2. Last great cod game before it started going downhill.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Garbage zoomer entry and BO3 is dramatically better anyways.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        grow up contrarian

  7. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I got it for free with my PS5, played one mission then uninstalled it

  8. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Which is the one with Kevin Spacey? Is that any good?

  9. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >fall for the extraction meme early on
    >get burnt out and go back to destiny
    I'll try the BR proper someday

  10. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    It is pretty awful. Not to mention there have been game crashing bugs in every update. I’ve been mercifully free of them but I play with 5 other people and at least one person is getting fricked every update. There’s a crash a night.

    Plus with no stats to track and compare with friends or prestige to do the only incentive for multiplayer is camos. And they made the camo challenges as anti-fun as possible and an absolute b***h to track. Sorry I can’t play the objective team, I need 25 mounted and long shot kills.

  11. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Not really, in blends in pretty well with the current western AAA industry.

  12. 1 year ago
    Anonymous
  13. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I have fun playing it 🙂

  14. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I bought it for the Foap/Ghoft banter and was not disappointed.

  15. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Why? It's cowadoody, you know what you're getting

  16. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Am I imagining things, or are there way more campers in modern cod, then there were in the original mw2?

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