there was a thread on Ganker about people using bots to make threads on boards and have other bots reply to it in order to test some kind of self-bumping shit for their coom threads. I thought it was a fucking joke but honestly I've seen way too many threads recently that gave me deja vu
there was a thread on Ganker about people using bots to make threads on boards and have other bots reply to it in order to test some kind of self-bumping shit for their coom threads. I thought it was a fucking joke but honestly I've seen way too many threads recently that gave me deja vu
probably just one autist making the same thread over and over but check this out
https://archived.moe/qst/thread/4647069/
I would have, but the game is so fucking cryptic. I never figured out how. At least let me change the active quest to something other than activating the windows or at least make the active quest indicator less intrusive. At least it wasn't mandatory for beating the game
>Using bleed means you didn't beat the game >Using spells means you didn't beat the game >Using claymore means you didn't beat the game
How do you fucking beat it, then?
>using one of the most honest big swords in the series is now cheating
Man I know you're baiting but this is one of the classic weapons that these games were designed around. It's the claymore!
It's definitely special. One of the biggest criticisms I see is that the game has too much content and feels too bloated... When has that ever been a bad thing? It's truly a marvel that a game this complete and this massive was a one time $60 purchase. Under almost any other developer this game would've had parts cut out and resold to us through DLC. I went to do a speedrun replay through this game last week and forgot how many bosses and areas there are. My "speedrun" turned into me investing 8 hours into a new character to get to the end game stuff, and that was with me knowing exactly where to go and not touching any of the catacombs/caves stuff. This is definitely a masterpiece in its own right.
what is the purpose of this piece of shit weapon? why would i use this when virtually anything else is better? the antspur rapier can have more range, damage, scaling, same bleed AND rot on top of it. give me a good fist weapon hacksoft
my bad i forgot those existed. i've been using caestus for my "fist" mage getting ready for the dlc, i would use those but they look too goofy to tolerate the theme i'm running with. just bring back my nigga dragon bone fist
For shits and giggles. It's one of my favorites but I love anything that comes with natural bleed damage. Slap some frost on that shit and go nuts. I like to pair it with endure, invaders never seem to see that coming. Also the running R1 is a great roll catch in my experience.
It is my second favourite game of all time after Diablo 2
It is unquestionably the greatest souls game
The greatest bosses, exploration, levels, story, characters, world design
Anyone who believes otherwise is deluded by nostalgia
Metahomosexual slaves ruined everything, just like they did in dark souls 1, 2 and 3.
This caused more and more people to make low level twink builds, which made more people make gank squads.
Right now, Elden Ring PvP is just twinkhomosexual builds vs 3 homosexuals spamming magic or bullshit ashes of war. Happens at every single level range.
Personally I never understood the appeal of PVP in any of the Dark Souls title. The netcode is never anything close to good and almost everything is determined by some goofy meta. NPC invaders are hardly fun either. If anything I'd say the game is more saddled down by the multiplayer stuff than anything. Messages aren't interesting it's just the same retarded meme over and over and over or it's someone put a giant Neon sign in front of a secret instead of letting the player find that shit on their own.
A Souls game without PVP would be gutted and lifeless
It's a unique combat system and level design philosophy that merge for asymmetrical PVPVE gameplay with extreme customization.
Personally I never understood the appeal of PVP in any of the Dark Souls title. The netcode is never anything close to good and almost everything is determined by some goofy meta. NPC invaders are hardly fun either. If anything I'd say the game is more saddled down by the multiplayer stuff than anything. Messages aren't interesting it's just the same retarded meme over and over and over or it's someone put a giant Neon sign in front of a secret instead of letting the player find that shit on their own.
>Personally I never understood the appeal of PVP in any of the Dark Souls title.
You probably didn't even get to approach it properly >The netcode is never anything close to good
Nah, the netcode is ok and the multiplayer works the moment both players have good connection. >and almost everything is determined by some goofy meta.
Balance is pretty good and almost everything is viable in PVP, which is refreshing compared to 90% of DS2 and DS3 weapons being unviable trash. Never a skilled player is at disadvantage.
You naggers are retarded, just get it done for free.
https://github.com/massgravel/Microsoft-Activation-Scripts
Do the powershell method. Done in minutes.
stop spoonfeeding retard naggers. Gatekeep them into their retard zones. That's how we end with companies taking action, when even the most retarded consoomer stops consooming.
>get 30 vertebra shackles invading legitimately in grand achives >get 30 sunlight medals getting summoned legitimately for lord of cinder/twin princes bossfight
ok lets do watchdogs of farron >get ass-fucked by chinese/russian fight clubs where the host floats around, backstabs me for 9000 instantly
ok lets do souvenirs of repraisal >literally never get summoned
Activate your Windows already.
>pay to remove barely noticeable text
couldn't be me
>pay
double retard
>LOOOOOOOOOL JUST PIRATE AND GET YOUR ISP PROVIDER TO BAN YOU LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
Imbecile teenage pirates
Do Americans really?
>pirate
Triple retard
Are you retarded, anon?
>he doesn't know
lmao
Just use MAS
smartest fromcel
*chirp*
https://mediumcom/wireless-bidet/how-to-activate-windows-10-using-command-prompt-9c5d248f3420
>doesn't know
why are we all falling for this shitty bait thread again tho?
>pay
Activating windows took me literally less than a minute
https://github.com/massgravel/Microsoft-Activation-Scripts
i have legit seen this exact thread with these exact replies at least twice before.
Meds, now.
Deja Vu
there was a thread on Ganker about people using bots to make threads on boards and have other bots reply to it in order to test some kind of self-bumping shit for their coom threads. I thought it was a fucking joke but honestly I've seen way too many threads recently that gave me deja vu
probably just one autist making the same thread over and over but check this out
https://archived.moe/qst/thread/4647069/
You are connected to the universe then, anon.
the internet is dead
I would have, but the game is so fucking cryptic. I never figured out how. At least let me change the active quest to something other than activating the windows or at least make the active quest indicator less intrusive. At least it wasn't mandatory for beating the game
I'll answer after you activate windows, you bum.
>Abhorrent Taste
>Activate Windows
Truly the best ESL indicator
The "Activate Windows" watermark is the "smoke detector beep" of the desktop computer world
I don't understand this meme, do black people really not change their smoke detector batteries? Why? How? Does anybody know where my medication is?
Yes
Every time I watch amateur videos of a 50+ year old white woman worshipping a bbc there’s always a smoke detector sound chirping in the background.
>meme
it's not a meme
it's the smoke detector beep, but for slavic people
play more games
You don’t believe that.
wouldn't say it's the best but it's definetly up there
why didnt you fucking activated it you benchod
>cheesing with Claymore
you didn't beat the game
>Using bleed means you didn't beat the game
>Using spells means you didn't beat the game
>Using claymore means you didn't beat the game
How do you fucking beat it, then?
no deaths
no leveling
no upgrading
no dodging
no attacking
no walking
100%
blindfolded
in front of a crowd of atleast 1000 people
Claymore isn't even close to a top tier weapon you mong
>using one of the most honest big swords in the series is now cheating
Man I know you're baiting but this is one of the classic weapons that these games were designed around. It's the claymore!
Name?
>Activate Windows
Consolegods win again.
>Activate windows
the white man equivalent of hallway chirping
True.
SIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIR PLEASEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE ACTIVATE WINDOWS SIIIIIIIIIIIIR
it was kino
cant wait to do fresh playthru when the dlc drops.
sir this is fbi please to activate windows sir just give me amazon code
I try to replay it but I just get bored after an hour. Was planning on doing a dragon build.
only good for the first playthrough imo, falls off hard on replays
It's definitely special. One of the biggest criticisms I see is that the game has too much content and feels too bloated... When has that ever been a bad thing? It's truly a marvel that a game this complete and this massive was a one time $60 purchase. Under almost any other developer this game would've had parts cut out and resold to us through DLC. I went to do a speedrun replay through this game last week and forgot how many bosses and areas there are. My "speedrun" turned into me investing 8 hours into a new character to get to the end game stuff, and that was with me knowing exactly where to go and not touching any of the catacombs/caves stuff. This is definitely a masterpiece in its own right.
yeah, a masterpiece of shit!
It IS the greatest game of all time. No other game can even come close to trying to claim this title.
Shrek 2 for the Gamecube is better.
what is the purpose of this piece of shit weapon? why would i use this when virtually anything else is better? the antspur rapier can have more range, damage, scaling, same bleed AND rot on top of it. give me a good fist weapon hacksoft
Arent ball fists and star fists good?
my bad i forgot those existed. i've been using caestus for my "fist" mage getting ready for the dlc, i would use those but they look too goofy to tolerate the theme i'm running with. just bring back my nigga dragon bone fist
For shits and giggles. It's one of my favorites but I love anything that comes with natural bleed damage. Slap some frost on that shit and go nuts. I like to pair it with endure, invaders never seem to see that coming. Also the running R1 is a great roll catch in my experience.
These were extremely OP in dark souls 3 pvp, they neutered them hard for elden ring
It is my second favourite game of all time after Diablo 2
It is unquestionably the greatest souls game
The greatest bosses, exploration, levels, story, characters, world design
Anyone who believes otherwise is deluded by nostalgia
>The greatest bosses
It's got some good ones but most of the bosses in Elden Ring are just filler bosses.
plasma burst 2
For me? It's gunshop maps.
is that fucking iron keep
I've seen this thread before, but not paying $5 for a key to remove that is mental illness.
>thinks you have to pay for a fucking key to activate
Why the FUCK do people not know how to search shit up anymore?
How's PvP these days?
Metahomosexual slaves ruined everything, just like they did in dark souls 1, 2 and 3.
This caused more and more people to make low level twink builds, which made more people make gank squads.
Right now, Elden Ring PvP is just twinkhomosexual builds vs 3 homosexuals spamming magic or bullshit ashes of war. Happens at every single level range.
there's no "meta" on elden ring lol
t. didn't actually play it
Personally I never understood the appeal of PVP in any of the Dark Souls title. The netcode is never anything close to good and almost everything is determined by some goofy meta. NPC invaders are hardly fun either. If anything I'd say the game is more saddled down by the multiplayer stuff than anything. Messages aren't interesting it's just the same retarded meme over and over and over or it's someone put a giant Neon sign in front of a secret instead of letting the player find that shit on their own.
A Souls game without PVP would be gutted and lifeless
It's a unique combat system and level design philosophy that merge for asymmetrical PVPVE gameplay with extreme customization.
i have never engaged in pvp or pve in any souls game
It's the best it has been in the series
>Personally I never understood the appeal of PVP in any of the Dark Souls title.
You probably didn't even get to approach it properly
>The netcode is never anything close to good
Nah, the netcode is ok and the multiplayer works the moment both players have good connection.
>and almost everything is determined by some goofy meta.
Balance is pretty good and almost everything is viable in PVP, which is refreshing compared to 90% of DS2 and DS3 weapons being unviable trash. Never a skilled player is at disadvantage.
You naggers are retarded, just get it done for free.
https://github.com/massgravel/Microsoft-Activation-Scripts
Do the powershell method. Done in minutes.
Agreed
>Iron Keep knockoff
>There's more excitement, danger, suspense in one minute of ds2 than this whole level combined
iron keep sucks
no
Man look at those quality DS2 animations. 0:48 is my favorite.
stop spoonfeeding retard naggers. Gatekeep them into their retard zones. That's how we end with companies taking action, when even the most retarded consoomer stops consooming.
We need retards paying for all of us.
just use ubuntu
Why is there magma everywhere? what's the lore behind its presence? what are the geological rules governing such phenomenon?
>get 30 vertebra shackles invading legitimately in grand achives
>get 30 sunlight medals getting summoned legitimately for lord of cinder/twin princes bossfight
ok lets do watchdogs of farron
>get ass-fucked by chinese/russian fight clubs where the host floats around, backstabs me for 9000 instantly
ok lets do souvenirs of repraisal
>literally never get summoned
fuck this shit ass game on PC
if DaS were a Big Mac, Elden Ring would be 20 plain hamburgers