This is the saddest fake outrage I have ever seen and that's saying a lot. These games are going to be great and sell 30 million copies.
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This is the saddest fake outrage I have ever seen and that's saying a lot. These games are going to be great and sell 30 million copies.
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>These games are going to be great
no
>and sell 30 million copies
yes, and because of that you will never have an enjoyable pokemon game again. good job most moronic fanbase in the history of anything
obvious bait moron
Gamefreak is just learning disabled. They're like 2 generations behind where they should be but you can see the forward progress. In 20 years you'll have a good 2022 Pokemon game.
If you didn't enjoy PLA you don't like Pokemon so just move on.
>didn't enjoy PLA
i didn't
>you don't like Pokemon
but I do
>pressing more than just the A button and grind is too hard, therefore it's shit
casual plebs
PLA's entire gameplay consists on sneaking and throwing balls. That game is absolute dogshit
PLA was pathetically easy, what are you even on about?
PLA is shit.
Trying to hard.
PLA is absolute dogshit. Currently playing through polished crystal and it's incredible.
I do like pokemon, I just don't like shit games. simple as
why do the wheel things seem to change size in like every other pic and artwork
They are air sacks, the red on doesn't have wheels. .
then why does it run with the air sacs fully extended and why even have one on it's lower body?
You're asking why Pokemon look the way they do? Seriously?
i know i shouldnt be surprised anymore by dumb decisions but lord, they keep out doing themselves
To make it obvious that it evolves into a motorcycle in the future.
they store air for extra brrrraps when you engage the turbo for a speed boost.
We are finally getting good 3d stuff and you just want to b***h and moan, goddammit
do the battlestages match the environment where you get the encounter yet?
Pretty sure they just battle where they stand like PLA.
nope
Anon have you watched the trailers? There hasn't been a single "disconnected void" BG during a battle, so it's looking pretty likely you just battle where you stand
i hope you're right, but from the trailers they deliberately omit showing any transitions into battle. It just looks to me like they're hiding it.
Why just go on the internet and lie?
damn, something roblox and minecraft managed a decade prior
>good 3d stuff
thanks I needed that laugh. Pokemon is doing the same thing as every other Nintendo franchise is doing - constant downgrading. So please, keep praising mediocrity you clown.
>Pokemon is doing the same thing as every other Nintendo franchise is doing - constant downgrading. So please, keep praising mediocrity you clown.
1) Pokemon isn't made by Nintendo you dunce c**t.
2) Last time I checked the latest entries in Nintendo's flagship IPs have 97 Metacritic ratings and are considered amongst the greatest video games of all time. BotW in particular shifted the entire fricking paradigm of open world game design.
Take your worthless dogshit screeching elsewhere kiddo.
I wanna frick the trainers AND the pokemon.
No clue where the hate is coming from, this is easily the best pokemon has looked since the DS days. I fricking hated sw/sh and didn't really care for any of the 3DS entries and this game has me intrigued. It feels like they're putting actual effort into it for the first time in awhile
Not that I disagree that it looks good but it doesn't look like THAT much of a departure from swsh
I was surprised too after watching the new trailer. I thought it looked pretty cool. Then I came her and saw everyone shitting on it. I'm not hard to please so I don't know. I do think open world is still a meme though. It doesn't really add anything to the games
Open world works surprisingly well when you have lots of different Pokemon roaming around each area at different times of day and with varying weather.
no sexy girls no buy
the only outrage I have is that they gave the red dragon these gigantic wheels on its chest that stick out massively from its tiny body and then when the trainer rides it the thing just uses its stubby legs to run along the ground
it makes absolutely zero sense from a design perspective, imagine a human being who uses their hands to walk everywhere and refuses to use the legs they were born with, it just looks dumb
If it's a joke, it's a bad one.
They're not wheels, they're an inflatable dewlap like thingie and it's tail curled up to look like wheels. Seeing stuff that's flesh and bone spin around like that on a mon that's not a Rock or Steel type would be gross as shit. It was already unsettling when Barraskewda did it last gen.
The most reasonable concerns as of now is how generally shit the game looks graphics-wise. As is they haven't shown a single thing that looks aggressively awful. People shitting and pissing themselves over Koraidon running instead of using it's throat sac and tail is the most compilation-bait "put me in the cap!" shit I've ever seen.
I mean the trainers look dumb but aside from that, I don't know. At the very least it looks like it'll be a better game than SwSh, but that's not much of an accomplishment.
>These games are going to be great
Not a chance
>and sell 30 million copies
This is probably true though.
>it sells millions that means it's good
E
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It's in the game.
Nichan hates it. Nintendo will lose money on this one. Screencap this post.
this is like taking a screenshot of Ganker and framing it as "average westerner's gaming opinion"
who cares about that what matters is that they are our guys and they also hate it
>Nintendo will lose money on this one
Almost impossible for Pokémon unless they really increase the budget which I doubt. You are aware that they make these games with budgets under $30M right? And then they sell 20M+ copies at $60 a pop. Do the math, it’s impossible for Pokémon to lose money. Its impossible for it to not make at least a 500% return.
It's impossible for Japanese games to lose money with their shoestring budgets. Not being as profitable? Maybe, some people still have a bad taste in their mouths after swsh.
>Nintendo will lose money on this one.
They won't. Their fanbase doesn't care about quality and will buy everything out of nostalgia and tradition.
Why do people keep saying this one generation removed from the Wii U?
>"I don't know the difference between flagship software titles and hardware!" neither did the people who thought the wii u was a wii.
Goalposts moved. Nintendo has the most flops in the industry today.
I don't know anything about outrage but I do know peepee hard
that is the most mid attempt at a viral character design I've ever seen
She has a STD?
This
is what OP is referring to. This shit feels so fake.
>"MUH THICC EYEBROWS = BAD
Somehow /vp/ leaks are far worse than /misc/ leaks.
It does look bad, frick off you western israelite and stop subverting Japanese games.
It's really not subverting. Spanish and Portuguese women look like men. Ask any spaniard.
i'm portuguese and absolutely nobody thinks that
cope da silva
both have greek genes.
>these people agree with me
>no, we don't
>c-c-cope
/pol/tards, everyone
>Starts crying about /misc/ completely unprompted
Rent free
you morons are easily identifiable. You know it's true, so why be a coward and pretend otherwise? just admit you're a poltard, it's okay, the majority of people on this pos website are at this point.
Cope, seethe, and mald.
yup, that's what i thought
Yup, you're mad.
google spanish princesses
>Dyed hair
Nope
Can I drift or akira slide the pokemon?
>the legendary is way better in violet
>but the professor from scarlet is pure sex
Why must they torment us like this?
It looks fine. The character designs are shit, the pokemon are fine (besides reddit shit)
It won't sell more than SwSh.
SwSh rode heavily off the fact that the switch had basically no games to fricking buy.
literal shit sold well (arceus), of course they will sell.
Still suffering from those 3rd degree burns from all that seething I see.
seething how? are you telling me a jank dark souls clone at 10 fps with jank rolling is how pokemon bosses should be?
it was awful, but no one cares, people will buy literal shit with the name
Guess COD is better than PLA. Sad.
Based on box legendary I think I’ll go purple, the red guys feathers look lame.
>fake
you're the fake here
Pokémon always sells. I swear to god they can make some sonic exe tier shit with the Pokémon title and it won't sell less than a million copy.
What’s the outrage about? I’m excited for it tbh.
They'll be shit and worse than the last ones, but you're right it will sell moronic amounts. That's how the last 4 generations have been
if you're "outraged" about this and weren't already checked out of pokemon after the debacle that was gen 8 you are hopeless. The disgust with these games is authentic and legitimate.
>troony, androgynous character designs
>ugly fricking box legends that you are going to be forced to use for traversing the world
>can't catch em all still
this game is going to be a disaster. It'll still sell millions but pokemon is dead. I enjoyed some of the things they did in gen 7 including the extremely cute girls, but gens 6 and 8 were both garbage and it looks like 9 will be as well, 7 was just the last gasp of a creatively dead franchise.
Ya it will sell, but the brand is completely over. Old fans are gone, and the zombie walkers will leave soon after they consume this game.
>These games are going to be great and sell 30 million copies.
They're still going to be shit, you're still going to be mentally ill and you still need to take this trash back to >>>/vp/ where it belongs.
not buying your wokemon game
>Oras had that stupid Mega Latias/Latios gimmick part way through the game
>Now they forgo all adventure and give you the Legendary for Free and who's also your All-Terrain Vehicle so you never have to worry about riding other pokemon or Vehicles again
Talk about one step forward two steps back
>NOOOO WHY DIDN'T THEY PUT A moronic HM MECHANIC IN THE GAME
DStards desperate for things to whine about as usual, I see.
They did put an HM mechanic in the game. It's the box legendary. Are you blind?
Pokemon is shit
>hurr durrr i am a troony
kys troony
Cute girls
With cute feet
Ganker babbies do this dance with every pokemon game. They waste months of their lives shitposting and then act fricking baffled when the game launches to glowing reviews and sells 20 million.
They're just mentally ill.
No one acts baffled. We know that pokegays love their dogshit.
Pokemon is fun the people seething are just a mix of
>Nintendo fan that hates JRPGs
>the games aren’t like the cartoon I want the cartoon
Pokémon is fun for kids who never played pokemon and that's their starter.
I'll unironicly buy this dogshit game to my niece and she will most likely love it.
It's just that adult long term fans recognize the missed potential and how the franchise Ironically enough can't evolve when other longer franchises like Mario, final fantasy, fire embelm and even sonic have went with more creative routes and evolved throughout the years.
I feel like the people behind Pokémon are just AI at this point.
Pokemon has evolved a lot just not in the way you seem to want it to
>my Niece will most likely love it
Almost like she's the target demographic or something.
>Pokemon hasn't changed
It's changed a lot but very slowly and very carefully. You're not impressed by open world because BotW came out 5 years ago and BotW was late to the open world club even back then. Pokemon is the most successful media franchise of all time, why would you ever change a product that's that successful? Switching to open world is a huge step forward for them. You can cry all you want that they're slow which is true but they have reason to be and as an adult you should know that.
>glowing reviews
easy when there's a blatant conflict of interest and reviewers depend on the product's company for revenue. reviewers are little more than industry lackeys pretending to be on the side of the players.
>just ingore all the glowing reviews
lmao you schizos are mentally ill.
This game will launch to great reviews. It will sell 25 MILLION copies. It will make millions of kids happy this Christmas.
Sort your sad fricking life out and have sex virgjn.
Well yeah gamefreak could shit on a plate and it'd sell like hotcakes
They unironically look like a lot of fun. Will be getting physical copies of both on day one.
The designs are crap. Bearly even frickable. Anyway what are they even called? I need to look up porn of them to properly judge their design.
>Bearly
Are there other Pokemon games that have full online coop? Like not just battles but story and exploration too?
Mfw im getting it for free by someone else.
You WILL buy both versions on release
You WILL consume memes for every single upcoming pokemon
You WILL go on a strict insect-based diet
You WILL continue to wear the mask and practice social distancing
You WILL quarantine when the monkeypox pandemic goes into effect
You WILL vote democrat in the upcoming election
You WILL own NOTHING
And you WILL be HAPPY.
I wish there was a containment board for you morons, but it clearly doesn't exist since you're here.