This is the saddest fake outrage I have ever seen and that's saying a lot.

This is the saddest fake outrage I have ever seen and that's saying a lot. These games are going to be great and sell 30 million copies.

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >These games are going to be great
    no
    >and sell 30 million copies
    yes, and because of that you will never have an enjoyable pokemon game again. good job most moronic fanbase in the history of anything

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      obvious bait moron

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Gamefreak is just learning disabled. They're like 2 generations behind where they should be but you can see the forward progress. In 20 years you'll have a good 2022 Pokemon game.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      If you didn't enjoy PLA you don't like Pokemon so just move on.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >didn't enjoy PLA
        i didn't
        >you don't like Pokemon
        but I do

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          PLA is absolute dogshit. Currently playing through polished crystal and it's incredible.

          I do like pokemon, I just don't like shit games. simple as

          >pressing more than just the A button and grind is too hard, therefore it's shit
          casual plebs

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            PLA's entire gameplay consists on sneaking and throwing balls. That game is absolute dogshit

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            PLA was pathetically easy, what are you even on about?

            If you didn't enjoy PLA you don't like Pokemon so just move on.

            PLA is shit.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Trying to hard.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        PLA is absolute dogshit. Currently playing through polished crystal and it's incredible.

        I do like pokemon, I just don't like shit games. simple as

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        why do the wheel things seem to change size in like every other pic and artwork

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          They are air sacks, the red on doesn't have wheels. .

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            then why does it run with the air sacs fully extended and why even have one on it's lower body?

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              You're asking why Pokemon look the way they do? Seriously?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                i know i shouldnt be surprised anymore by dumb decisions but lord, they keep out doing themselves

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              To make it obvious that it evolves into a motorcycle in the future.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              they store air for extra brrrraps when you engage the turbo for a speed boost.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      We are finally getting good 3d stuff and you just want to b***h and moan, goddammit

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        do the battlestages match the environment where you get the encounter yet?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Pretty sure they just battle where they stand like PLA.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            nope

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Anon have you watched the trailers? There hasn't been a single "disconnected void" BG during a battle, so it's looking pretty likely you just battle where you stand

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                i hope you're right, but from the trailers they deliberately omit showing any transitions into battle. It just looks to me like they're hiding it.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Why just go on the internet and lie?

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            damn, something roblox and minecraft managed a decade prior

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >good 3d stuff

        thanks I needed that laugh. Pokemon is doing the same thing as every other Nintendo franchise is doing - constant downgrading. So please, keep praising mediocrity you clown.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >Pokemon is doing the same thing as every other Nintendo franchise is doing - constant downgrading. So please, keep praising mediocrity you clown.

          1) Pokemon isn't made by Nintendo you dunce c**t.

          2) Last time I checked the latest entries in Nintendo's flagship IPs have 97 Metacritic ratings and are considered amongst the greatest video games of all time. BotW in particular shifted the entire fricking paradigm of open world game design.

          Take your worthless dogshit screeching elsewhere kiddo.

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I wanna frick the trainers AND the pokemon.

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    No clue where the hate is coming from, this is easily the best pokemon has looked since the DS days. I fricking hated sw/sh and didn't really care for any of the 3DS entries and this game has me intrigued. It feels like they're putting actual effort into it for the first time in awhile

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Not that I disagree that it looks good but it doesn't look like THAT much of a departure from swsh

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I was surprised too after watching the new trailer. I thought it looked pretty cool. Then I came her and saw everyone shitting on it. I'm not hard to please so I don't know. I do think open world is still a meme though. It doesn't really add anything to the games

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Open world works surprisingly well when you have lots of different Pokemon roaming around each area at different times of day and with varying weather.

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    no sexy girls no buy

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    the only outrage I have is that they gave the red dragon these gigantic wheels on its chest that stick out massively from its tiny body and then when the trainer rides it the thing just uses its stubby legs to run along the ground

    it makes absolutely zero sense from a design perspective, imagine a human being who uses their hands to walk everywhere and refuses to use the legs they were born with, it just looks dumb

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous
      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        If it's a joke, it's a bad one.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      They're not wheels, they're an inflatable dewlap like thingie and it's tail curled up to look like wheels. Seeing stuff that's flesh and bone spin around like that on a mon that's not a Rock or Steel type would be gross as shit. It was already unsettling when Barraskewda did it last gen.

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The most reasonable concerns as of now is how generally shit the game looks graphics-wise. As is they haven't shown a single thing that looks aggressively awful. People shitting and pissing themselves over Koraidon running instead of using it's throat sac and tail is the most compilation-bait "put me in the cap!" shit I've ever seen.

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I mean the trainers look dumb but aside from that, I don't know. At the very least it looks like it'll be a better game than SwSh, but that's not much of an accomplishment.

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >These games are going to be great
    Not a chance
    >and sell 30 million copies
    This is probably true though.

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >it sells millions that means it's good

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      E
      S
      L
      It's in the game.

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Nichan hates it. Nintendo will lose money on this one. Screencap this post.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      this is like taking a screenshot of Ganker and framing it as "average westerner's gaming opinion"

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        who cares about that what matters is that they are our guys and they also hate it

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Nintendo will lose money on this one

      Almost impossible for Pokémon unless they really increase the budget which I doubt. You are aware that they make these games with budgets under $30M right? And then they sell 20M+ copies at $60 a pop. Do the math, it’s impossible for Pokémon to lose money. Its impossible for it to not make at least a 500% return.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      It's impossible for Japanese games to lose money with their shoestring budgets. Not being as profitable? Maybe, some people still have a bad taste in their mouths after swsh.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Nintendo will lose money on this one.
      They won't. Their fanbase doesn't care about quality and will buy everything out of nostalgia and tradition.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Why do people keep saying this one generation removed from the Wii U?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >"I don't know the difference between flagship software titles and hardware!" neither did the people who thought the wii u was a wii.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Goalposts moved. Nintendo has the most flops in the industry today.

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I don't know anything about outrage but I do know peepee hard

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      that is the most mid attempt at a viral character design I've ever seen

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        She has a STD?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      This

      Nichan hates it. Nintendo will lose money on this one. Screencap this post.

      is what OP is referring to. This shit feels so fake.
      >"MUH THICC EYEBROWS = BAD

      Somehow /vp/ leaks are far worse than /misc/ leaks.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        It does look bad, frick off you western israelite and stop subverting Japanese games.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          It's really not subverting. Spanish and Portuguese women look like men. Ask any spaniard.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            i'm portuguese and absolutely nobody thinks that

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              cope da silva

              google spanish princesses

              both have greek genes.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >these people agree with me
                >no, we don't
                >c-c-cope
                /pol/tards, everyone

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >Starts crying about /misc/ completely unprompted
                Rent free

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                you morons are easily identifiable. You know it's true, so why be a coward and pretend otherwise? just admit you're a poltard, it's okay, the majority of people on this pos website are at this point.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Cope, seethe, and mald.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                yup, that's what i thought

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Yup, you're mad.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            google spanish princesses

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Dyed hair
      Nope

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Can I drift or akira slide the pokemon?

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >the legendary is way better in violet
    >but the professor from scarlet is pure sex
    Why must they torment us like this?

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    It looks fine. The character designs are shit, the pokemon are fine (besides reddit shit)

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    It won't sell more than SwSh.
    SwSh rode heavily off the fact that the switch had basically no games to fricking buy.

  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    literal shit sold well (arceus), of course they will sell.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Still suffering from those 3rd degree burns from all that seething I see.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        seething how? are you telling me a jank dark souls clone at 10 fps with jank rolling is how pokemon bosses should be?

        it was awful, but no one cares, people will buy literal shit with the name

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Guess COD is better than PLA. Sad.

  19. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Based on box legendary I think I’ll go purple, the red guys feathers look lame.

  20. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >fake
    you're the fake here

  21. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Pokémon always sells. I swear to god they can make some sonic exe tier shit with the Pokémon title and it won't sell less than a million copy.

  22. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    What’s the outrage about? I’m excited for it tbh.

  23. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    They'll be shit and worse than the last ones, but you're right it will sell moronic amounts. That's how the last 4 generations have been

  24. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    if you're "outraged" about this and weren't already checked out of pokemon after the debacle that was gen 8 you are hopeless. The disgust with these games is authentic and legitimate.
    >troony, androgynous character designs
    >ugly fricking box legends that you are going to be forced to use for traversing the world
    >can't catch em all still
    this game is going to be a disaster. It'll still sell millions but pokemon is dead. I enjoyed some of the things they did in gen 7 including the extremely cute girls, but gens 6 and 8 were both garbage and it looks like 9 will be as well, 7 was just the last gasp of a creatively dead franchise.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Ya it will sell, but the brand is completely over. Old fans are gone, and the zombie walkers will leave soon after they consume this game.

  25. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >These games are going to be great and sell 30 million copies.
    They're still going to be shit, you're still going to be mentally ill and you still need to take this trash back to >>>/vp/ where it belongs.

  26. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    not buying your wokemon game

  27. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Oras had that stupid Mega Latias/Latios gimmick part way through the game
    >Now they forgo all adventure and give you the Legendary for Free and who's also your All-Terrain Vehicle so you never have to worry about riding other pokemon or Vehicles again

    Talk about one step forward two steps back

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >NOOOO WHY DIDN'T THEY PUT A moronic HM MECHANIC IN THE GAME
      DStards desperate for things to whine about as usual, I see.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        They did put an HM mechanic in the game. It's the box legendary. Are you blind?

  28. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Pokemon is shit

  29. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >hurr durrr i am a troony
    kys troony

  30. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Cute girls

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      With cute feet

  31. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Ganker babbies do this dance with every pokemon game. They waste months of their lives shitposting and then act fricking baffled when the game launches to glowing reviews and sells 20 million.

    They're just mentally ill.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      No one acts baffled. We know that pokegays love their dogshit.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Pokemon is fun the people seething are just a mix of
        >Nintendo fan that hates JRPGs
        >the games aren’t like the cartoon I want the cartoon

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Pokémon is fun for kids who never played pokemon and that's their starter.
          I'll unironicly buy this dogshit game to my niece and she will most likely love it.
          It's just that adult long term fans recognize the missed potential and how the franchise Ironically enough can't evolve when other longer franchises like Mario, final fantasy, fire embelm and even sonic have went with more creative routes and evolved throughout the years.
          I feel like the people behind Pokémon are just AI at this point.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Pokemon has evolved a lot just not in the way you seem to want it to

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >my Niece will most likely love it
            Almost like she's the target demographic or something.
            >Pokemon hasn't changed
            It's changed a lot but very slowly and very carefully. You're not impressed by open world because BotW came out 5 years ago and BotW was late to the open world club even back then. Pokemon is the most successful media franchise of all time, why would you ever change a product that's that successful? Switching to open world is a huge step forward for them. You can cry all you want that they're slow which is true but they have reason to be and as an adult you should know that.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >glowing reviews
      easy when there's a blatant conflict of interest and reviewers depend on the product's company for revenue. reviewers are little more than industry lackeys pretending to be on the side of the players.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >just ingore all the glowing reviews

        lmao you schizos are mentally ill.

        This game will launch to great reviews. It will sell 25 MILLION copies. It will make millions of kids happy this Christmas.

        Sort your sad fricking life out and have sex virgjn.

  32. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Well yeah gamefreak could shit on a plate and it'd sell like hotcakes

  33. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    They unironically look like a lot of fun. Will be getting physical copies of both on day one.

  34. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The designs are crap. Bearly even frickable. Anyway what are they even called? I need to look up porn of them to properly judge their design.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Bearly

  35. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Are there other Pokemon games that have full online coop? Like not just battles but story and exploration too?

  36. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Mfw im getting it for free by someone else.

  37. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    You WILL buy both versions on release
    You WILL consume memes for every single upcoming pokemon
    You WILL go on a strict insect-based diet
    You WILL continue to wear the mask and practice social distancing
    You WILL quarantine when the monkeypox pandemic goes into effect
    You WILL vote democrat in the upcoming election
    You WILL own NOTHING
    And you WILL be HAPPY.

  38. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I wish there was a containment board for you morons, but it clearly doesn't exist since you're here.

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