>This is what Phil Spencer dreams about every night

>This is what Phil Spencer dreams about every night

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  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Nintendo would legitimately rather never make a video game again and solely produce movies/sell merch of its IPs than put its games on any other platform. The mobile games they did were desperation they will never repeat

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      What desperation? Nintendo is always sitting on mountains of money, even during the Wii U days.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Nintendo has decades of cash to burn through, they'll never give in
      >The mobile games don't count, they were desperate!
      The duality of Nintendo fans

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Nintendo has decades of cash to burn through, they'll never give in
      >The mobile games don't count, they were desperate!
      The duality of Nintendo fans

      >they were desperate!
      no they weren't. the 3DS was making enough money for them to be ok and they did mobile games because investors were asking for it

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        That alone says a lot to Nintendo's health as a company, if you have to kowtow to investors you don't really own the company.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          you understand thta every company does that right? investors meetings are there exactly for them to voice what they would like to see from the company. nintendo literally told them "we'll look into them but the focus will be console games still" and now they're stepping away from mobile development

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >you understand thta every company does that right?
            Clearly you have not heard of private companies

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              do I really need to say that I'm talking about public companies in the context of publically owned companies?

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >private companies don't have investors
              Even in private companies this still almost always happens. Being the sole owner and funder is rare, and if you want to continue receiving capital/support, you sometimes need to play nice with the people offering it even if you control it stakewise.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          yeah microsoft is not responding to investors. cope and seethe nintendo is more healty thann xbox which will go third parties in two years

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        That alone says a lot to Nintendo's health as a company, if you have to kowtow to investors you don't really own the company.

        It was the change in leadership that prompted it. Iwata was the only bulwark between the investors and the company's future, since he vowed to never devalue IPs with platform dilution and to never allow microtransactions and DLC.

        Those vows didn't mean anything to the yakuza who took his place, especially after the Wii U's failure.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          their mobile games started development when iwata was still alive anon

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >and to never allow microtransactions and DLC.
          LOL?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      less desperation and more throwing a bone to shareholders who were screaming "WHY NOT NINTENDO ON MOBILE?! WE WANT BIG MICROTRANSACTION CASH"
      Outside of FEH, which ended up being a bit of a runaway success compared to their initial input effort, all their mobile games are kind of shit. I hear Pokemon and Pikmin Go are doing okay enough but Mario Run and Pocket Camp are pretty underwhelming in terms of revenue

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Mario Run is when Nintendo tried to be the good guys of the mobile space and charge $10 for a game and then zero micro transactions afterwards, which blew up in their face compared to gacha emblem

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Nintendo tried to be fair but got btfoed by themselves realizing that mobile gamers are the bottom of the barrel slop enjoyers
          Kek

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Nintendo would legitimately rather never make a video game again and solely produce movies/sell merch of its IPs
      So nothing changes

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    PocketPair is about to buy Gamefreak

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      2 more weeks right?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Did you know if you draw a straight line between the offices of the 2 studios Tokyo Tower sits right in between them

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        OH MY GOD ON A STICK! YOU ARE RIGHT FR FR NO CAP! SAVE ME JOE BIDEN! SAVE ME FROM THE CHINKS AND THE POO IN LOO THINGS!

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      If only. They will never give up Pokémon since it's the only thing they have that keeps em alive.

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    those emails where they were discussing how to acquire Nintendo and if aggressive takeover would work or not was a little unnerving.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      it can't happen anyways, Nintendo is king of the castle again with the Switch. If Xbox was ever gonna buy them out it would've been when they were trying to salvage the company via mobile games.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Nintendo is king of the castle again with the Switch.
        Nintendo is PocketPair's submissive little b***h now

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >trying to salvage the company via mobile games.
        That never happened. They got into mobile because of inverstor pressure and because they thought it wouldn't be a bad idea to diversify.
        They were stilll doing just fine thanks to 3DS

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It was a response to some other Microsoft exec saying “hey just thought of something, why don’t we buy Nintendo?” where Phil was telling the guy why they couldn’t without shitting on the idea too much

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    This would actually be an amazing acquisition. Xbox's consumer-first and cross-platform approach to console gaming, combined with Nintendo's incredible library. You must hate gaming to NOT want this.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You say that until we get black Zelda, Samus gets a female lesbian partner, & Smash bros introduces diversity picks.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >zelda was a troony in OoT
        >samus entire existence is woke (strong female)
        >villager and inkling got Black person alt costumes

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Unironically what black characters could even get into Smash? Barrett?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Donkey Kong

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Juvenile humor.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >I love MS because they put their non existant library on PC

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Because it always goes so well when a big corporation does tons of acquisitions

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Not wanting gaming to be a monopoly is hatred for gaming?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Microsoft then runs all of Nintendo's IPs into the ground because there's no quality control.
      >It's made even easier to steal their games via piracy reducing sales further.
      LOL

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Setting up a switch emulator is piss easy and Nintendo hardware is always the least secure when it comes to jailbreaking them, piracy, flashcarts, etc.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Piracy doesn't affect sales because normalgays can't do it!
          >Also pirates

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    all the tendies gangsta about xbox and nintendo being buddies until phil's emails get leaked

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      what email? what did it say?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        that phil spencer really REALLY wanted to acquire nintendo.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Who wouldn't? I guarantee that google and Sony have similar emails laying around.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Last year, Xbox emails leaked that said Microsoft wanted to buy Nintendo. This surprised the underaged zoom zooms who didn't hear this news every 2 years for the past 20 years, since the two companies regularly met each other.

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Palworld killed pokemon.
    In 10 years kids won't know what the frick a pikachu is, but they will know the names of all Pals by memory.
    Seethe and cope.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      2 more weeks right?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >10 years
      more like 2 years.
      I have a 10 and 8 year old nephew. They never heard about pokemon, they like minecraft.
      I'll get the older one a gamepass as a birthday gift next week and show them Palworld.
      They will go crazy, kids love building and crafting plus fluffy animals.
      Doing my part to destroy Pokemon.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I'm believing you for sure.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        The most mentally sound Pokemon hater.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Game pass version has gimped multiplayer with the only option being 4 player peer to peer with other game pass players and it's behind on updates

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          that's the intended way to play the game. The official servers on PC also only have 4 player co-op. The game isn't balanced for the dedicated servers. They exist on PC if you want to play with cheating eastern europeans, running the game at 20 fps, but they aren't really a selling point.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >behind udpates
          moron. It's simply a different build for the gp version but they are on the same update cycle now. The most recent update they pushed yesterday was for both stema and xbox.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >palsloppers admitting to grooming children
        slopworlders are becoming more unhinged by the day

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous
    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >10 years
      more like 2 years.
      I have a 10 and 8 year old nephew. They never heard about pokemon, they like minecraft.
      I'll get the older one a gamepass as a birthday gift next week and show them Palworld.
      They will go crazy, kids love building and crafting plus fluffy animals.
      Doing my part to destroy Pokemon.

      Imagine shilling an asset flip slop FOTM which is botted more on steam anyway because your console not have games and telling yourself literally fairy tales when this shit will crash and burn by the end of this month

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      In 5 years teenagers will admit their first fap was chilet

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Is the tv show done with? If so, then its over for pocket monsters.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        the series with Ash and Pikachu ended, they rebooted it with new characters now.

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    This is what Sonygays dream about every night

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      snoys only care about fifa and fortnite

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        true, but it's not about the games but about nintendo going third party

        You say that until we get black Zelda, Samus gets a female lesbian partner, & Smash bros introduces diversity picks.

        >Smash bros introduces diversity picks
        smash already has donkey kong

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      nobody wants to play mario

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >10m+ sales on odyssey
        keep seething snoy

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      They are doing these mockups with xbox first party games right now lmao.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Kinda sad to see how desperate snoys are to play Hi-Fi Rush. They sure were hiding it well before those rumors though. It's nice that they can finally openly admit that Hi-Fi Rush was a better game than any Sony exclusive in the past 10 years.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Every sony AAA exclusive barring forspoken is better than 3d world

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Hardly.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      isn't there a PS5 + Mario Odyssey mockup somewhere or did I just dream it up?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >or did I just dream it up?

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    and then apple swoops in and buys nintendo

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    what he dreams about every night is having gamepass on every platform
    starfield was supposed to be that flagship exclusive to strong-arm other platforms into accepting it. Didn't work out too well

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      huh? Starfield could never run on a Switch and it was already on PC day 1. You snoys really overestimate how important you are. We all got the numbers from back during the Activision hearings. Playstation players don't eally play games other than Fifa and CoD. If they don't buy GoW or Spider-Man, they wouldn't buy Starfield either.

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Are foreign acquisitions even a thing in Japan? I thought they had laws against it.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Sony is American nowadays.

  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Microsoft is a reverse midas.
    They kill everything they touch this is why I would literally be happy to switch to Linux when I can, the less Microsoft in my life the better.

  12. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    New suadi flag looking dope

  13. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    This isn't already on Nintendo because their hardware is from 2003. And it isn't on Sony consoles because they straight up said no.

    Jim Ryan is the reason Halo isn't already on PlayStation.

  14. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Yea but how many Nintendo employees would he fire and replace with Indians? 1/3rd the staff or half the staff?

  15. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Here's your Xbox Zelda bro

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You forgot her afro.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >played by her
      ludokino

  16. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Microsoft is so cursed that if they buy Nintendo someday the company will die in a year somehow.

  17. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Worst ending

      Bad ending

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous
        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          True ending.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous
            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              People don’t realize how delicate gaming actually is, all it takes is for one of these mega corporations to decide its worth it and they can change it for good. Amazon could buy out Nintendo tomorrow. Google could buy out Capcom. Meta could buy out Bandai Namco. Its not impossible at all.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Why do you list smaller companies than the actual richest company on earth currently buying up gaming companies left and right? Google and Amazon and Apple have way less wealth than Microsoft in terms of spendable capital, and Microsoft values higher than them overall.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Valve is legitimately one of the shittiest companies know to man and I would hate these Seattle leftists to acquire Nintendo. They made some good games 20+ years ago and have been peddling lootboxes since 2010 but their fanboys pretend we're still living in the age of the Orange Box.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >california vs. washington state in homosexualry
            man i wish that fault line would liquefy both states already

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          True ending.

          Valve is legitimately one of the shittiest companies know to man and I would hate these Seattle leftists to acquire Nintendo. They made some good games 20+ years ago and have been peddling lootboxes since 2010 but their fanboys pretend we're still living in the age of the Orange Box.

          Gabe's son will sell Valve as soon as his father kicks the bucket.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >xbox + nintendo worst ending
        >nintendo america hq on microsoft campus
        ???

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Playstation is owned by sony and sony isn't owned by MS.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Stadia is owned by google and google isn't owned by Sony.

  18. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Phil Spencer needs to stop breathing

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Phil Spencer
      His name is actually Bill Spender.

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