This is why you should never get a Sprigatito

This is why you should never get a Sprigatito

  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Damn brat...

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Cat breathe smells bad don't let it turn your arm into a rotting corpse.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        My cat has a habit of lying on my chest with his face close to mine and breathing right on my face. I hate it but I love him and don't want him to feel like he can't cuddle up when he wants attention. Cats are adorable stinky furballs and the last thing you want is their mouth on you.

        Good thing pokemon are fucking fictional unlike what ivymoron seems to think. Nutjob.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Just hope you arnt one of those cat people that just let's their cat wonder around outside. Like if it's fenced in that's fine, but people who let their cats wonder around neighborhoods and shit should have their animals taken away.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            He spends most of his time indoors with me but otherwise he sits in either my or our neighbours fenced in backgardens (lots of animal owners round here - one of the gardens has a giant bird cage thing with heaters and stuff around it, he likes to sit underneath that where it's warm sometimes, house owner doesn't mind since birds are safe from him anyways).
            The fences keep him safe but they don't keep him contained since like any cat he just fucking jumps/climbs up them lmao.
            Cats are inquisitive and athletic predators by nature and it's cruel to never let them outside. I don't live in the USA so maybe it's a little different for you, but my area is safe and full of animal lovers. It's cute seeing a few of the cats meeting up in someone's garden occasionally.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >letting your cat wander around an urban environment freely, pissing on everything and stinking up the place
              fucking catfags, i swear. you people are subhuman.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                You've just described basically every animal.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                sure, but other pet owners don't let """"their""""" animals roam their neighborhoods freely.
                if my neighbor has a dog or something, that dog isn't going to get into my yard and ruin my patio furniture by pissing all over it.
                of course toxoplasmosis retards can't see the difference.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Oh, that was me. I pissed on your patio furniture. That means its mine now, right? I'll take good care of it. Thanks anon!

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                sorry anon, but i'm gonna have to put you down now.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >if my neighbor has a dog or something, that dog isn't going to get into my yard and ruin my patio furniture by pissing all over it.
                Nah, some dog owners do that too.
                A few years back I had neighbors that would just let their dog roam about.
                Fucker broke my fence and trampled my garden before jumping back over.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >Cruel
              It's more cruel to introduce a foreign predator to a delicate environment. You must really hate nature. Don't get why you people can't just walk your cats on a leash. Probably because most of you are fat and dont want to put real effort into your pet.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Cats have been part of my country's environment for more than 1600 years. It's a bit late for that.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >My country has been fucking up the environment for 1600 years
                >Might as well keep it up
                Man, that's a terrible excuse to be lazy. Don't get why cat people can't just walk their cats instead of letting them piss, shit, and kill every small animal it sees for fun. I also really hope your country doesn't have any large birds that could easily kill your cat. Doubt you'd even care if it got hurt. It could get killed a number of ways and you'd never be able to find it and your cat will have died alone. It's body getting torn apart by birds and bugs. It's honestly sickening you'd put an animal you love in danger.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                You're putting a lot of effort into something you're not very good at

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Immediately ruins a funny thread
      Why can't we have nice things Ganker?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Catbox the pt 3 pls, I'm not making a twatter account just to see a couple lewds.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        https://files.catbox.moe/gix02z.png

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          meh

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Thanks fren

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          i get so tired of people wasting good pics by making the girl just like the dick instead of actually go down on it, fml

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    whos the artist?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      https://twitter.com/YUIO58ok

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        thanks

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        what are you supposed to do after you've seen all porn an artist has to offer? i follow yuio religiously and whenever he posts something new i just think "thats cool" and dont even jerk off or anything

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >what are you supposed to do after you've seen all porn an artist has to offer?
          go outside, touch grass, make friends, speak with people, and stop being a gay? maybe you need to seek therapy too

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Practice what you preach

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            what am i supposed to do after that? therapy is pointless but i did make friends

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              discord nobodies aren't friends.
              they are just mentally ill kids with no parents like you who want to get attention by talking about animal sex all the time

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >discord nobodies arent friends.
                i agree with that statement

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Have sex, possibly with the friends, understand that you will always be superior to that anon, use your newfound sense of prestige to keep posting le funny weed cat porn.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >touch grass
            No, don't! It's dangerous, wild pokemon live in tall grass.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >touch grass
            That's what I've been doing, anon

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              HAHAHAHAHA LMFAOOOOOO IS THAT A POKEMON BEING HORNY AND IS INTO SEX WITH A HUMAN HAHAHAHAH I NEVER SEEN THIS BEFORE SO FREAKING HILARIOUS HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Problem? :^)

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                HAHAHAHAH DUDE VERY HILARIOUS AND WHOLESOME I ALWAYS WISH REAL ANIMALS RAPE ME TOO HAHAHAHAHA VERY FUNNY AND BASED ANON XDDDD

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                There's no need to be upset

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                cute

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >maybe you need to seek therapy
            not after WHO officially said that dickchopper chuds aren't mentally ill

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            my bodycount is 22 and i still bust fat ones in onaholes to rule 34, stay mad

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    funny how you assblasted gay always manage to turn up in weedcat threads, yet not in any of the countless mon threads. weird coincidence.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      He is probably a crocfag.

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >human boobs on cat
    cringe and gaypilled

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      ummm sweety? it's 2023, any animal can have human boobs or dicks. animals can be trans too, it is valid ok!?!?!

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        No fuck off, this isn't 2007 anymore - give me a GatoSexo with realistic catussy or give me death

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Exactly, if anything she needs like three pairs of tits.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >multiboob
        now we're talking

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          a shame there isnt much of that.

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >boobs
    >gay
    weedcat really broke some actual gays here, holy kek

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    you arent ruining anybodys threads, Ivymoron.
    You are merely bumping them, thanks for that.

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    why does the army have battle scars

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Because they fight battles? That's what they are for after all.

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >doing it for free
    >in 2023
    >despite not even being a janny
    kek
    KEK

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Already have a job so I don't need money to improve this board.
      whatever retard hired discord chuds to be jannies here should be shot though

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Already have a job so I don't need money to improve this board

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    pokefuckers are braindamaged

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      For real... I wonder what happened in their lives so they became like this retarded?
      uncles raping them? dogs fucking their moms while they are watching?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >uncles raping them? dogs fucking their moms while they are watching?
        you sure you're not the one fucked in the head? lmao

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          then why do you have fetish for animals? 🙂

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Pokemon are not animals. Quit projecting your insane ideas.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              literally written in the game
              >b-but
              cope

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I don't want to fuck spriga, but meowscarada, who is a humanoid feline fantasy character. Tone it down with the projections, bully-victim.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Tony The Tiger is a humanoid feline fantasy character and it's still called a Tiger. Same from Barney the Dinosaur.
                you are not as smart as you think, zoophile

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Dumbest fucking post I've read on vp. Congratulations

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >no argument
                now start calling me your bogeyman to cope lol

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Your reasoning is at a kindergarten level. Arguing with you is a waste of time, you attention-starved loser

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >magician pokemon
                I don't see any mention of cats there, quit projecting pajeet.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >Masquernya
                >nya
                >cat's sound In Japanese
                Any smarter argument, cachud?

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                See

                literally written in the game
                >b-but
                cope

                Meowscarada is the MAGICIAN pokemon, no mentions of cats in the dex so cope.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            why do they make the animals so sexy? 🙂

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >sexy
              you only them sexy because you have fetish for animals.
              any sane human don't see them sexy

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >any sane human
                >sane
                >human
                If you only knew how ridiculous you sound.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                just because you are deranged with brain damage doesn't mean everyone else is like you.
                whoever told you that Ganker is full of people like you lied to you. we hate you and you will never fit in

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Masturbates to much and was enabled as a child by pedophiles. The usual stuff.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Yep. same story with every other gay/furry.

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >you are a subhuman chud who wants to fap to animals to get attention.
    but enough about you, Ivymoron.

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    One guy is projecting so hard in this thread that I'm actually getting concerned about his mental wellbeing. Go outside, anon. You don't need to sit on Ganker pretending everyone except you is a loser.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      ivyturd has had his mind completely broken by all the bullying and bans he has gotten by being a rule-breaking autistic toaducking loser

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Its either a crocfag pretending to be Ivymoron or Ivymoron himself.

  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Furries have lived almost their entire life on the internet, their social skills and relationships are stunted and they have almost no concept of real friendship from spending time with others. Anytime they see an animal they immediately jump to OMG SEXOOOO because they have never experienced anything else.

    It's really pathetic tbqhwyf

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >X have lived almost their entire life on the internet, their social skills and relationships are stunted and they have almost no concept of real friendship from spending time with others
      Hmmm, this seems to fit almost every real internet user. No, normalfags and newfags are not real internet users.

  13. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    what broke Ivymoron so hard, lads?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Unable to accept reality, leading him to spack out over the state of his girlfriend, leading to a reaction from r/veepee, the only place he feels accepted, so like any good autistic slighted, is now on a blood feud to set the scales right.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >leading him to spack out over the state of his girlfriend
        what?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          He deluded itself into thinking popularity with him extended into general consensus popularity, then met the internet.

  14. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Is it time to roll out the bans?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      wait, you guys can really ban people?
      can you ban Tinkaton posters?

  15. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  16. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    This, and the fact that once it finally evolves into a Meowscarada it's apparently canon that it will jealously obsess over it's trainer.

    (Granted, this is a Google Translated version of the Japanese site but I find it unlikely that phrases like "obsessed with trainer", "strong attachment" and that it gets jealous and in a bad mood if the trainer gives other Pokemon attention ALL were translated incorrectly)

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      they really made this thing exclusively to get fucked, huh?
      honestly that's kind of a turn-off.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >he

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Like I said, it's Google Translate. Notice it starts out using "it" then switches to "he". I assume the original Japanese just used "it" or whatever would be the closest equivalent to "it" in every instance. The games' official English translations almost always use it to refer to the Pokemon since gen 1.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >HAS

  17. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Porn staged like "muh phone social media app :33333" is so fucking cringy

  18. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    This guy is trying his hardest to be Ganker's Lee, huh?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >that comic
      how boring, every artist out there made the exact same joke

  19. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Cute, my cat does that too. I'm definitely getting Sprigatito.

  20. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Being "Anti Janny" is champagne socialism applied to non political parts of your life. There's a reason why most established people think you're a crazy troll when you post like this.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Man you sure are fun at parties, can't you just call him a janny bootlicker and a fag like everyone else?

      [...]

      morongay, I don't like pokefuckers but being a jannylite is even worse, you are a fucking disgrace

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Man you sure are fun at parties, can't you just call him a janny bootlicker and a fag like everyone else?
      [...]
      morongay, I don't like pokefuckers but being a jannylite is even worse, you are a fucking disgrace

      >t.roons who want to fill the board with porn and bait/troll threads

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Die jannylite, your kind should be gassed

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I wish I can ban pokefuckers permanently

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Your parents should ban you and your brothers from life and then themselves to avoid spawning more creatures like you in this world. Don't you have any reading comprenhension? I don't like pokefuckers either but jannylites are the worst kind of Ganker dweller

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              I didn't say you are a pokefucker, Mr. Reading Comprehension

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Then don't tag one of my post that way you retarded janny bootlicker, man if you post in 4chan you should be banned from posting in all of the other boards

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >said I hate jannies
                >random retard call me janny boot licker
                go back to 4chan

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Then why are you doing the janny's job you gay? And you are clearly the 4chanposter, I've never been in that hivemind in my life

  21. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  22. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  23. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  24. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What's with blue boards obsession with pol? mindbroken af

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous
      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        kek 4chan is everywhere, join us, one of us, one of us, one of us

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      4chan has always been a mistake and that board should get the /qa/ treatment

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I don't see how a thread about gata sexo and derailing toadfucker invading it have anything to do with pol, you obsessed mong

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          The toadfucker is clearly a 4chantard like all the other jannylites with his 4chan buzzwords and his schizoid manners

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        You pop that cyst it will turn the whole body ceptic.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Did banning /qa/ remove the wojaks? No it did not infact thanks to that stunt it increased in chudjaks

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Can you give me qrd on /qa/ drama?
          I never used that board

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            iirc /qa/ hosted a fuck ton of raids on other boards and wouldn't stop, so the entire board got locked.

  25. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  26. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    no one here is a chud

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      [...]
      Trannies literally enforce rules and laws and they are practically nazis, I don't know what you are on...

      replying to a literal schizo

  27. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Trannies literally enforce rules and laws and they are practically nazis, I don't know what you are on...

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      he's so deep into the chud brainrot that he sees them everywhere and in everything.
      it's pretty sad.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Trannies literally enforce rules and laws
      and yet Ganker is full of threads that go against the rules
      >troll threads
      >Spamming/flooding
      >low quality posts
      >racism
      >flamewars
      >no NSFW
      where's the rules enforcing?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Just because there are rules doesnt mean theres an all seeing eye that instantly enforces it or just plain corruption/laziness

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          These threads go with 100+ replies and I report them but nothing happens because they reject every report on their threads.
          Jannies are behind these rule-breaking threads

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            How new are you, just out of curiosity?

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Since X/Y release

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                You're fighting a battle the jannies on the board didn't fight back when it opened. It's as much part of board culture here as posting cp is to /b/.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Put in mind that I'm not only complaining about Meowscarada spam.
                I hated Incineroar/Decidueye, Cinderace and anti-BBND spam too

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >IF I DON'T LIKE IT THE JANNIES SHOULD B-BAN IT REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >spamming is le good
                We are not your attention center, kiddo

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Please, you gays would go into the 1 thread posted in a week and scream about spamming.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I kinda miss Tricksta's old style, at least back then he wasn't into piss&shit yet…

  28. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Out of all boards Ganker jannies are my favorites because they are braixien and meowscarada appreciators and also dunk on ivytard regularly

  29. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >deleted
    we can still see it thoughever, my dear janny wannabe.

  30. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I feel bad for everyone here who will be banned for triggering the cat janny and ruining his coomer thread

  31. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  32. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    based sisters hiding our real motives and nature by deleting the comment lol

  33. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    skeleturds and ivytards just keep on losing bros...

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      you lost the moment milphox's tits swayed onto the screen....

      you jelly, jelly boy....take the milphox pilphox

  34. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Tfw I found out her final Evo can fucking punch you
    What the FUCK is her problem?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      did you, by chance, look at other female pokemon anon?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Mon with a huge trainer complex is mad at you
        My best bet is you either
        >Looked at a female anything
        >EVEN a thing that vaguely resambles a female

        That's.... That's the reason she fucking decked me?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Cats are very clingy and possessive so yes.
          https://youtube.com/shorts/rgtuULCsO_0?feature=share
          Reactions may varry but one thing is for certain, they are heartbroken because you gave somebody else the attention that they crave.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Mon with a huge trainer complex is mad at you
      My best bet is you either
      >Looked at a female anything
      >EVEN a thing that vaguely resambles a female

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      [...]
      That's.... That's the reason she fucking decked me?

      KWAB (kek what a baka)

  35. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      cute

  36. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >154 posts
    >31 IPs

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Jannielyte is spamming like a hyper-gay
      >verification not required

  37. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >make a general
    >goes into generals to scream about spam
    >??????
    >gay

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You don't see me in any general, cachud.

      >154 posts
      >31 IPs

      Ruined coomer thread

  38. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      what's happening here

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      deserved for ignoring weedcat

  39. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    requesting the sexooo microphone gatosexo

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      megaphone* oops

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous
        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          thank you!

  40. 2 weeks ago
    Lycanroc

    Remember to kill humans

  41. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    We need to start killing all furries again

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's more likely for a furfag to kill *you* in the current year sadly

  42. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Holy shit this thread feels nuked

  43. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >he wants to fuck a kitten

    This is what porn does to your brain.

  44. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

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