This is your new Lara.

This is your new Lara.

  1. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'm more of a nice legs and waist guy, but even I can admit her tits are way too small.

  2. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What the fuck is this

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      A boy.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I noticed that butt was stuffed. I'm hooked and I can't stop staring.

  3. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Bows are still a fad?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      They forgot that Lara's signature weapon is supposed to be twin handguns with infinite ammo.

  4. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    No it isn’t, this is like calling Miles Morales “Spider-Man” or that disgusting negress mutt in the movies “Mary-Jane”.

  5. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    this just reminds me how much i hate bows and arrows in games, like with a passion. that and bowguns

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Remember when Lara's signature weapon was dual wielding pistols and not a faggy bow?

      they should have gone full bayonetta with her

  6. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Remember when Lara's signature weapon was dual wielding pistols and not a faggy bow?

  7. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I kinda dig the new design, kind of reminds me of Lara in chronicles, but why is the cringe ass bow still there? Where are her iconic dual pistols? Stop using that shitty bow please for gods sake.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous
  8. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Needs bigger tits

  9. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Bow and Arrow
    Why? I don't understand unless she's surviving and hunting for food, why not just bring a gun you goofy fuck.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I'm not sure how the women archer meme started but it's dumb as fuck
      heavy draw longbows used to twist men's spines permanently

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I’m pretty sure the hunger games movie was what started that fad

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Really, what's the problem with boobs being big? Alicia Vikander played her in the terrible movie and she has tiny tits. Don't get me wrong, I think she's hot, she was just a terrible fit for Lara.

        >Don't get me wrong, I think she's hot,
        Lmao, what a homosexual.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Implying
          You're the gay one here, bud.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Just admit you are into boys. It's OK, you are at Ganker after all.

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              That's literally a woman

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                *technically

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              I would lick those abs and have high-test sons and beautiful daughters with her. Again, you're gay.

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Needs longer hair.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >I'm not sure how the women archer meme started
        According to my Japonais manga scrolls, female archers was a thing for many centuries.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Asians don't have tits

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            According to my Japonais doujinshi scrolls, they do.

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Those are modern revisions

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I’m pretty sure the hunger games movie was what started that fad

        it existed long before hunger games

        it may be related to artemis, as statues of her often depict her with a bow, and the myths of the amazon archers

        in more modern times its due to hollwood desciding that the man fights with a sword 'man to man'
        and the woman hangs back and fights with a bow because she is weaker
        but the people who wrote this didnt realise the strengh required for bow use

        i looked it up apparently has to do with showing women getting hit, this was a no no in hollywood and comics so women were depicted fighting from a distance

        it became so common to depict women fighting from a distance it just stuck in the public conscious that this was the norm

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Clearly then, women must be muscular and sent to the frontlines while men shoot their bows from behind.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I always thought it was “we need a weapon for our coolgirl protag but it can’t be a GUN because GUNS are BAD”

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            The weird thing is that she ends up toting guns around in the reboot games anyway, they just really don't want her to have the dual pistols for whatever reason.

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              I only played the first reboot game, but I remember the big climax of the game was built around her finally using her dual pistols for the first time in the reboot's story.

              Does she really not use them in the other reboot games at all?

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >for whatever reason.
              Pretty sure it's to distance themselves as much as possible from the original games
              Which is fine with me, she's better at dual handling horse cocks anyway

  10. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >western character designers tasked with designing a woman
    >creates a boy

    every time without fail

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      They should gave her to Frenchs, they are the only ones you can trust when it comes to designing women.

  11. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    hot

  12. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It kind of made sense in the first Tomb Raider reboot game for Lara to have a bow since she was a castaway and stole a bow from the pirates but why did literally every game afterwards give he one?
    Why would she use a bow instead of a gun against enemies who use guns?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      the people that make these games hate classic Lara and want to replace her with their version

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Okay but why a bow?

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          it was trendy in 2013

  13. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I HATE HUNGER GAMES I HATE HUNGER GAMES I HATE HUNGER GAMES

  14. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Almost zero size?

  15. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    She is showing off her hands AND face.
    I thought Tomb Raider was about raiding tombs, not being a prostitute.

  16. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Female boob bad
    >Man ass good
    Why is western civilization like this

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      She's still a DD in the new games, they just put her in those athletic tank tops/sports bras that basically bind your tits to your chest, making them look flat, because "muh practicality."

  17. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Really, what's the problem with boobs being big? Alicia Vikander played her in the terrible movie and she has tiny tits. Don't get me wrong, I think she's hot, she was just a terrible fit for Lara.

  18. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Did I hear someone say bows? I like bows! Now all she needs is swords, more swords, more weapons, more swords, and Red Sonja style outfits.

  19. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Yeah. Dog fucking animations soon.

  20. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Nice, he looks hot. Way to continue to miss the appeal of Tomb Raider. Also what is the mandate that Lara needs to have traded in her pistols for a bow?

  21. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The Hunger Games and its consequences have been a disaster for female protagonists in video games

  22. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Tomb Raider ended with Underworld

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      LAU lara was sexo incarnate.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Tomb Raider ended with Core Design and The Angel of Darkness respectively.

  23. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why are the game developers at war with Lara's breasts?
    What crime did they commit?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Killing millions.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I liked a headcanon snippet that I've once stumbled upon in the net, that the reason why Lara looks sexier and perpetually young is that due to all the interactions with magical artifacts she became a magical abomination/artifact herself.
      Really nice.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Feminists despise big tits more than anything.

  24. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    She lookls like she enjoys the company of Africam amd Carranbean MEN

  25. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    If this is anything official, then they STILL don't get what made Tomb Raider popular.

    Even after almost fifteen years.

  26. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It's funny, Lara was once considered iconic for her profile: big tits, dual pistols, and short shorts.
    Now none of those things apply to her current design, they're just both brunettes with ponytails.

  27. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >the smaller a woman's tits are the more serious and competent she is
    these are the people who respect women btw lmaoooo

  28. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Wrong board

  29. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  30. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Wokeflix
    Dropped

  31. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    why do all netflix cartoons look exactly the fucking same? do they just use the same korean sweatshop every time?

  32. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Not my Lara

  33. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Looks bland, soulless, corporate, and forgettable on every level

  34. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >no tits
    >no ass
    >looks like a boy

    Yeap, this is western character design

  35. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What's with comic book animated series art style?

  36. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    All good for me
    t. Not a coomer

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Ah this grey room temperature tasteless gruel is JUST right

  37. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    That side profile is literally a man

  38. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Detachable arm
    Cool so she's part robot? might be cool

  39. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    That's not new that's just more survivor shit. The fuck is she still using the bow, Hunger Games was over 10 years ago, move on bitch.

  40. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    giving me netflix she man vibes

  41. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Looks kinda shit. The blazer doesn't go well with the bow I can't explain why. Her basic 2013 reboot design with the tank top worked better with that weapon

  42. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Just make a dude at this point and name him larry

    god

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Survival Suit Larry.
      Fund it.

  43. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >redesign a character well knows for having big tits
    >Make her flat
    FUCK these social justice types. Nobody likes them, and the ones who pretend to are always predators hiding amongst them.

  44. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Reminds me of one of her Angel of Darkness looks.
    Not sure that's the game you should be reminding people of, but I don't mind the outfit.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      at least she is holding a gun here and not a fucking bow so it doesnt clash with the urban attire.

  45. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Now show the horse

  46. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    cute
    actual woman body
    they can absolutely make that sexy even without G-cup, but you know they won't, because AAA can't anymore due to reasons

  47. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    yuck
    how hard can it fucking be to use classic lara

  48. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Bows are dumb.
    Women are dumb.

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