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This is your new Lara.
I'm more of a nice legs and waist guy, but even I can admit her tits are way too small.
What the fuck is this
I noticed that butt was stuffed. I'm hooked and I can't stop staring.
Bows are still a fad?
They forgot that Lara's signature weapon is supposed to be twin handguns with infinite ammo.
No it isn’t, this is like calling Miles Morales “Spider-Man” or that disgusting negress mutt in the movies “Mary-Jane”.
this just reminds me how much i hate bows and arrows in games, like with a passion. that and bowguns
Remember when Lara's signature weapon was dual wielding pistols and not a faggy bow?
they should have gone full bayonetta with her
I kinda dig the new design, kind of reminds me of Lara in chronicles, but why is the cringe ass bow still there? Where are her iconic dual pistols? Stop using that shitty bow please for gods sake.
Needs bigger tits
>Bow and Arrow
Why? I don't understand unless she's surviving and hunting for food, why not just bring a gun you goofy fuck.
I'm not sure how the women archer meme started but it's dumb as fuck
heavy draw longbows used to twist men's spines permanently
I’m pretty sure the hunger games movie was what started that fad
Really, what's the problem with boobs being big? Alicia Vikander played her in the terrible movie and she has tiny tits. Don't get me wrong, I think she's hot, she was just a terrible fit for Lara.
>Don't get me wrong, I think she's hot,
Lmao, what a homosexual.
You're the gay one here, bud.
Just admit you are into boys. It's OK, you are at Ganker after all.
That's literally a woman
I would lick those abs and have high-test sons and beautiful daughters with her. Again, you're gay.
Needs longer hair.
>I'm not sure how the women archer meme started
According to my Japonais manga scrolls, female archers was a thing for many centuries.
Asians don't have tits
According to my Japonais doujinshi scrolls, they do.
Those are modern revisions
it existed long before hunger games
it may be related to artemis, as statues of her often depict her with a bow, and the myths of the amazon archers
in more modern times its due to hollwood desciding that the man fights with a sword 'man to man'
and the woman hangs back and fights with a bow because she is weaker
but the people who wrote this didnt realise the strengh required for bow use
i looked it up apparently has to do with showing women getting hit, this was a no no in hollywood and comics so women were depicted fighting from a distance
it became so common to depict women fighting from a distance it just stuck in the public conscious that this was the norm
Clearly then, women must be muscular and sent to the frontlines while men shoot their bows from behind.
I always thought it was “we need a weapon for our coolgirl protag but it can’t be a GUN because GUNS are BAD”
The weird thing is that she ends up toting guns around in the reboot games anyway, they just really don't want her to have the dual pistols for whatever reason.
I only played the first reboot game, but I remember the big climax of the game was built around her finally using her dual pistols for the first time in the reboot's story.
Does she really not use them in the other reboot games at all?
>for whatever reason.
Pretty sure it's to distance themselves as much as possible from the original games
Which is fine with me, she's better at dual handling horse cocks anyway
>western character designers tasked with designing a woman
>creates a boy
every time without fail
They should gave her to Frenchs, they are the only ones you can trust when it comes to designing women.
It kind of made sense in the first Tomb Raider reboot game for Lara to have a bow since she was a castaway and stole a bow from the pirates but why did literally every game afterwards give he one?
Why would she use a bow instead of a gun against enemies who use guns?
the people that make these games hate classic Lara and want to replace her with their version
Okay but why a bow?
it was trendy in 2013
I HATE HUNGER GAMES I HATE HUNGER GAMES I HATE HUNGER GAMES
Almost zero size?
She is showing off her hands AND face.
I thought Tomb Raider was about raiding tombs, not being a prostitute.
>Female boob bad
>Man ass good
Why is western civilization like this
She's still a DD in the new games, they just put her in those athletic tank tops/sports bras that basically bind your tits to your chest, making them look flat, because "muh practicality."
Did I hear someone say bows? I like bows! Now all she needs is swords, more swords, more weapons, more swords, and Red Sonja style outfits.
Yeah. Dog fucking animations soon.
Nice, he looks hot. Way to continue to miss the appeal of Tomb Raider. Also what is the mandate that Lara needs to have traded in her pistols for a bow?
The Hunger Games and its consequences have been a disaster for female protagonists in video games
Tomb Raider ended with Underworld
LAU lara was sexo incarnate.
Tomb Raider ended with Core Design and The Angel of Darkness respectively.
Why are the game developers at war with Lara's breasts?
What crime did they commit?
I liked a headcanon snippet that I've once stumbled upon in the net, that the reason why Lara looks sexier and perpetually young is that due to all the interactions with magical artifacts she became a magical abomination/artifact herself.
Feminists despise big tits more than anything.
She lookls like she enjoys the company of Africam amd Carranbean MEN
If this is anything official, then they STILL don't get what made Tomb Raider popular.
Even after almost fifteen years.
It's funny, Lara was once considered iconic for her profile: big tits, dual pistols, and short shorts.
Now none of those things apply to her current design, they're just both brunettes with ponytails.
>the smaller a woman's tits are the more serious and competent she is
these are the people who respect women btw lmaoooo
why do all netflix cartoons look exactly the fucking same? do they just use the same korean sweatshop every time?
Not my Lara
Looks bland, soulless, corporate, and forgettable on every level
>looks like a boy
Yeap, this is western character design
What's with comic book animated series art style?
All good for me
t. Not a coomer
>Ah this grey room temperature tasteless gruel is JUST right
That side profile is literally a man
Cool so she's part robot? might be cool
That's not new that's just more survivor shit. The fuck is she still using the bow, Hunger Games was over 10 years ago, move on bitch.
giving me netflix she man vibes
Looks kinda shit. The blazer doesn't go well with the bow I can't explain why. Her basic 2013 reboot design with the tank top worked better with that weapon
Just make a dude at this point and name him larry
Survival Suit Larry.
>redesign a character well knows for having big tits
>Make her flat
FUCK these social justice types. Nobody likes them, and the ones who pretend to are always predators hiding amongst them.
Reminds me of one of her Angel of Darkness looks.
Not sure that's the game you should be reminding people of, but I don't mind the outfit.
at least she is holding a gun here and not a fucking bow so it doesnt clash with the urban attire.
Now show the horse
actual woman body
they can absolutely make that sexy even without G-cup, but you know they won't, because AAA can't anymore due to reasons
how hard can it fucking be to use classic lara
Bows are dumb.
Women are dumb.
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