This kills the ESL

This kills the ESL

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  1. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    never got this meme
    it's very easy to understand

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      It's called pretending.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      many people didnt grow up with 80'90's movies which would have such a scene, didnt have to say the words just the action(glass or bottle against the head)
      also most people dont watch brit stuff so they also wouldnt know the words

      it shows people don't understand context or subtlety anymore, mainly cause they are kids
      so of course they wouldn't know bar stuff

  2. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Every day on Ganker is the same fricking threads. From the OP images to the discussions within the threads to the bait. It's all THE FRICKING SAME.
    I feel like I'm in a mental asylum full of people with dementia and Alzheimers

  3. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >british slang
    Irrelevant.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I watched that bawd from yogcast pick that option and was shocked about what happened. Apparently limeys don't know their own slang if that's the case.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I watched that bawd from yogcast pick that option and was shocked about what happened. Apparently limeys don't know their own slang if that's the case.

      I'm pretty sure that's Australian slang, the only reason I even know what "glass" in the verb sense means is because of this meme

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        where do you think they got it from

  4. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Not as bad as this

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      What happened here?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous
        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Why the frick cant developers just say "Attack him" or put some caption like (Force)?
          Why is it always this shit with the "choices" matter games
          >Frick you (kill him)
          >I dont think youre capable of fighting me (taunt)
          So easy, give me a million dollars now

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            my favorite is 'choices' so they can say replay value but the choices are
            >you fail
            >you fail slightly less
            >you only fail half the plot/quest
            >success, factually the best choice

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              The Dark Pictures TRASH is one of the most egregious examples
              The games should be played without touching the controls at all just because it gets hilarious how the QTEs do nothing and your character at best just fumbles about everything but nobody will ever die

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >break his leg
      >go back to his sauna
      >he is gone from the game forever
      >doesn't even send the mafia after you to kill you

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        this is what really got me, he just fricking disappears like they didn't actually want this to be an option
        >can't kill radovid because i thought choosing the other option would give up phillepa
        >i'm probably moronic and remember it wrong anyways

  5. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I unironcally stopped playing the game because I glassed him

  6. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >not knowing what glassing is
    What you guys never played Halo?

  7. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    what does that mean? Is he going to offer him a drink?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      it means you slam your glass into him. like how you club someone with a club, you glass someone with a glass.

  8. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >Knife him
    >Character stabs someone
    >WOW SHIT GAME WITH SHITTY PROMPTS I THOUGHT KNIFE HIM MEANT TO HELP HIM SPREAD BUTTER ON HIS BREAD
    Same logic.
    How anyone thought [Glass him] didn't mean "bash his fricking head in with a glass" is beyond me.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      When Guybrush from Monkey Island says "grog me", how is it different from "glass him"? Either both mean "hit me/him in the face with a bottle of grog/glass" or "give me/him a bottle of grog/glass".
      The only third option is that the language is too simple or just primitive and doesn't have required particles or inflection that other languages use to prevent this kind of ambiguities.
      This could never happen in two other languages I know. So, yes, it's not a skill issue, it's a bug, but I don't think this software is ever getting a patch, only DLCs with new pronouns.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Grog is the drink the the glass. If he'd said "beer me" it would be equivalent, but it's not.

  9. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Yeah language skill issue.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Not as bad as this

      What the frick is Poland problem

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        I'm guessing polish might be another one of those languages where sarcastic and subtle conveyences aren't actually that subtle.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I fricking love the delivery on this line. Just a quiet and sudden frickyou. Damn the witcher 2 was so good, I remember thinking games couldn't possibly look any better, especially the forest outside Flotsam with the ridiculously heavy DoF. Innocent times.

  10. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >ESL
    Only people I've ever seen that confused "glassing somebody" with "giving them another drink" where native speakers. Everybody else immediately recognized it as an aggression.

  11. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    As an ESL I 100%knew what it was and still pressed it because frick the gay homosexual lumberjack.

  12. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I am ESL making tons of moronic gramma mistakes but I got this meaning without a second though
    Its more like an autism filter

  13. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I'm 100% sure it means beating him with the glass. This seems more of an IQ issue than a language issue.

  14. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Comfort him

  15. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    This was the funniest thing about this game. People being shocked glass him meant slamming a glass into him is hilarious ESLs on permanent suicide watch, probably also chose that glass eating moron jane

  16. 1 year ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      literall reddit THOUGH

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      threw tuff thor'oh thinking, tho

      translation for the Black folk

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        who the frick writes thor'oh you mid-century shakespeare Black person

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          i made easy known words for a Black person to understand
          are you that big of a Black person that you couldn't even understand that simple conversion?
          im not a Black person myself

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I’m le esl and understood this immediately. English is the easiest language to learn, if it’s your first language you’re at a disadvantage with your iq development.

  17. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    what is ESL ?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      welcome 2 Ganker xD ^_^
      *gives u a spork*

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      English as a Second Language.
      It is just a term for people who do not speak english natively. Amerisharts use it as an insult, despite the fact that the sharts speak 1 language and are insulting people who speak 2.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >Amerisharts use it as an insult, despite the fact that the sharts speak 1 language and are insulting people who speak 2.
        ...and, judging by what I've seen not just here but on other places as well, they can't tell the difference between
        >its and it's
        >there, their, and they're
        >your and you're
        >water and beer

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Because ESLs suck at it, that is reason enough to shit on them.
        We are already speaking the only language that will likely ever matter so why should we need another one? Anglo supremacy is felt in every corner of the world every single day, anglos got the ultimate cultural victory and nothing people bragging about knowing more than one language can say will change it.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >anglos got the ultimate cultural victory
          Nah, I'm pretty sure you're losing to China.
          C h i n a

  18. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I don't care what people say, mistakes happen and the fact it happened to a ton of people for it to become a meme says enough. He was talking about beer and I read [glass him] as something completely different so that's my defence but I don't really care about being wrong. The best part about it was having a chill conversation with woody and empathizing with him only to suddenly smash his head in with a glass
    >yeah that sucks woody, world sucks sometimes
    >YOU'RE COMING WITH ME YOU SCUM, FRICKING PIECE OF SHIT, YOU KILLED HER BECAUSE SHE EMBARRESSED YOU, YOU SICK FRICK

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Are you autistic? I'm not saying this as an insult, but I wonder if this isn't just people misunderstanding how a social situation is being portrayed as a result of the ole 'tism.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        You must be autistic since you can't even fricking read what you're replying to.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Oh dear, can you not understand what I'm saying without me bluntly spelling it out? I guess that answers my question.

  19. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    People were confused by their other game where glassing jane meant giving her a meal.

  20. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Actually it almost killed Grendel but yeah

  21. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >won't even say what is autistic
    okay moron, good job you baited me, 1/10 lol

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      The misunderstanding of the social dynamic, one of the most common traits of autism spectrum disorder. I'm not going to reply to you any longer though, this feels like I'm bullying you.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        You can say what you want, it doesn't mean anything to me if you don't use your words to communicate, though. You say I have autism but won't even take 10 seconds to say what about my sentence was autistic, can we talk about what you think is autistic in a sentence? What makes certain words more autistic than others?

  22. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

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