This man killed millions of DS2sisters

This man killed millions of DS2sisters

  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >get naked in game and irl
    >mask the makes you permanently wet
    >lightning buffed rapier
    >finally beat his ass

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      buffed
      You didn't beat the game.

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >This made boomers piss and shit their panties

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >This made boomers piss and shit their panties
      >blood stain casually in the back

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        your sl1 deathless proofs?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      God, DS2 animations are such shit. I wish this game's development didn't get fucked so hard, it had so many neat ideas but too many of them came out half-baked.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      all the fires are off

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Because if you don't time it exactly like this, you get it.

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    do people really struggle against him? it's one of the few decent bosses of the game, but it's easy if you aren't greedy and have good adp

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      adp is for pussies and retard developers

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Nobody levels adp unless they read a guide

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Launch DS2
    >Get to Majula in like 3 minutes
    >Buy a rapier
    >Entire game is now piss easy

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I'm pretty sure you need a key to buy Rapier.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah but you get the key as soon as you get to the forest, which is just another 3 minute jog away.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Game is piss easy with any weapon which is why it's so good. It's not like people claim it to be easy, they still have hardships with most of it, but if you know how to play it, you can beat the entirety of the base game with a dagger easily, unlike DS1 or Elden Ring.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        The fuck are you talking about? You can beat any of Froms post-demons souls ARPGs with any weapon. Why do you gays always insist on exposing yourself as scrubs?

        I'm sure there's an autist or 50 out there that have beaten DS1 with an upgraded broken sword at SL1. God you're dumb.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          unupgraded

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Easily, you retarded piece of shit. Try beating Four Kings or Nito with a dagger.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            first google result, kek

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              How am I supposed to react to this video you motherfucker? Applaud you? It's clear that such feat is possible, but it required lots of time and some lethal strain of autism for it to happen. In Dark Souls 2, as long as you know how to evade, everything is viable.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >as long as you know how to evade in a way that's consistent in the Souls game
                I'm sure there's a few low ADP runs for 2, but shut up you stupid gay. DS2 fag arrogance makes everyone shit on you contrarians even harder, that and the gay as fuck WoW looking enemies with their cutesie big buttons on their overalls.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >Nito
            The most slow telegraphed piece of a shit boss in the entire series. The only reason you have a hard time ius because of his skeletoprs but you can avoid them by luring the guy to the area where they don't spawn.

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Hard not to get suHispanicious of a thread where multiple posts in succession have 3+ minutes between them

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I beat him first try on release

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Best Souls 2 punching haters in the dicks again I see.

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    OK anon, we can agree that 15 ADP is enough , yes?

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Alonne was harder.

    As for the hardest boss in Soulsborne for me it's Blue Smelter Demon. He was the only boss I didn't defeat because of his retard like hitbox that covers the entire fucking arena

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You can always be a pussy and cheese him with poison.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >As for the hardest boss in Soulsborne
      For me it's still Pontiff, I never use shields or parry. I swear that gay has killed me over 30 times, meanwhile:
      >melania 2 tries
      >mohg: 3 tries
      >dancer: first try
      >sister friede: first try
      >capra: first try

      I feel like I lose to shitter bosses more than what most people consider hard, gaping dragon fucked me up a good 6-7 times, elden beat kept fucking me up because I'd run out of heals even though Radagon was a cakewalk. It really does come down to playstyle.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >I feel like I lose to shitter bosses more than what most people consider hard
        >It really does come down to playstyle.
        I've been saying that for years.
        Also, while I fucking hate DS3, I have to be honest. It was kinda fun helping people who struggle with Nameless King with my pure pyro character. Smacking a Chaos Bed Vestige into his face feels nice. So yeah, if you're playing with pure caster (no weapons) he's too easy. Abyss Watchers are not.

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    DS2fags:
    >Yoooo ADP is fire, yooooo
    >DS2's bosses are so good brooooooo

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      DS2haters
      >Yoooo I'm level 150 and I still can't beat DS2
      >Game is shit

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      DS3 and Elden Ringsissies be like:
      >Yoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo this watered down Ninja Gaisen clone is so good, I love these 3 only usable builds, this is totaly a RPG to my eyes

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >average of 40 deaths per player
    how did he do it?

  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Can't be true I don't even remember him.

  13. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Not gonna lie to you, anons. I'm afraid to even start Duo Catz with my 30k char. Especially now when I haven't played the game in a week or so (because Wasteland 3)

  14. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    This thread is here because Assmongoloid made a reaction video to shit on DaS2.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Literal God!
      >1 sec later he hits an explosive barrel with fire longsword
      Sad thing is, I know of this. But on the bright side, he's not braindead retard like some other youtubers.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >he's not braindead retard like some other youtubers.
        Yes he is and so are you.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Thanks, I guess?

          Since I'm retard now, I have to ask: which one is your favorite? Spoony or Mauler? I know it's one of those two, don't deny it.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Don't watch shittube I'm a moonmoon sub

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        He's just as retarded, he often gets too close to dumpster fires that a gaming channel has no business being near to.

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