This man killed millions of DS2sisters

This man killed millions of DS2sisters

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  1. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >get naked in game and irl
    >mask the makes you permanently wet
    >lightning buffed rapier
    >finally beat his ass

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      buffed
      You didn't beat the game.

  2. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >This made boomers piss and shit their panties

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >This made boomers piss and shit their panties
      >blood stain casually in the back

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        your sl1 deathless proofs?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      God, DS2 animations are such shit. I wish this game's development didn't get fricked so hard, it had so many neat ideas but too many of them came out half-baked.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      all the fires are off

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Because if you don't time it exactly like this, you get it.

  3. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    do people really struggle against him? it's one of the few decent bosses of the game, but it's easy if you aren't greedy and have good adp

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      adp is for pussies and moron developers

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Nobody levels adp unless they read a guide

  4. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >Launch DS2
    >Get to Majula in like 3 minutes
    >Buy a rapier
    >Entire game is now piss easy

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I'm pretty sure you need a key to buy Rapier.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah but you get the key as soon as you get to the forest, which is just another 3 minute jog away.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Game is piss easy with any weapon which is why it's so good. It's not like people claim it to be easy, they still have hardships with most of it, but if you know how to play it, you can beat the entirety of the base game with a dagger easily, unlike DS1 or Elden Ring.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        The frick are you talking about? You can beat any of Froms post-demons souls ARPGs with any weapon. Why do you homosexuals always insist on exposing yourself as scrubs?

        I'm sure there's an autist or 50 out there that have beaten DS1 with an upgraded broken sword at SL1. God you're dumb.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          unupgraded

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Easily, you moronic piece of shit. Try beating Four Kings or Nito with a dagger.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            first google result, kek

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              How am I supposed to react to this video you motherfricker? Applaud you? It's clear that such feat is possible, but it required lots of time and some lethal strain of autism for it to happen. In Dark Souls 2, as long as you know how to evade, everything is viable.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                >as long as you know how to evade in a way that's consistent in the Souls game
                I'm sure there's a few low ADP runs for 2, but shut up you stupid homosexual. DS2 gay arrogance makes everyone shit on you contrarians even harder, that and the gay as frick WoW looking enemies with their cutesie big buttons on their overalls.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            >Nito
            The most slow telegraphed piece of a shit boss in the entire series. The only reason you have a hard time ius because of his skeletoprs but you can avoid them by luring the guy to the area where they don't spawn.

  5. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Hard not to get suspicious of a thread where multiple posts in succession have 3+ minutes between them

  6. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I beat him first try on release

  7. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Best Souls 2 punching haters in the dicks again I see.

  8. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    OK anon, we can agree that 15 ADP is enough , yes?

  9. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Alonne was harder.

    As for the hardest boss in Soulsborne for me it's Blue Smelter Demon. He was the only boss I didn't defeat because of his moron like hitbox that covers the entire fricking arena

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      You can always be a pussy and cheese him with poison.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >As for the hardest boss in Soulsborne
      For me it's still Pontiff, I never use shields or parry. I swear that homosexual has killed me over 30 times, meanwhile:
      >melania 2 tries
      >mohg: 3 tries
      >dancer: first try
      >sister friede: first try
      >capra: first try

      I feel like I lose to shitter bosses more than what most people consider hard, gaping dragon fricked me up a good 6-7 times, elden beat kept fricking me up because I'd run out of heals even though Radagon was a cakewalk. It really does come down to playstyle.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >I feel like I lose to shitter bosses more than what most people consider hard
        >It really does come down to playstyle.
        I've been saying that for years.
        Also, while I fricking hate DS3, I have to be honest. It was kinda fun helping people who struggle with Nameless King with my pure pyro character. Smacking a Chaos Bed Vestige into his face feels nice. So yeah, if you're playing with pure caster (no weapons) he's too easy. Abyss Watchers are not.

  10. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    DS2gays:
    >Yoooo ADP is fire, yooooo
    >DS2's bosses are so good brooooooo

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      DS2haters
      >Yoooo I'm level 150 and I still can't beat DS2
      >Game is shit

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      DS3 and Elden Ringsissies be like:
      >Yoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo this watered down Ninja Gaisen clone is so good, I love these 3 only usable builds, this is totaly a RPG to my eyes

  11. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >average of 40 deaths per player
    how did he do it?

  12. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Can't be true I don't even remember him.

  13. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Not gonna lie to you, anons. I'm afraid to even start Duo Catz with my 30k char. Especially now when I haven't played the game in a week or so (because Wasteland 3)

  14. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    This thread is here because Assmongoloid made a reaction video to shit on DaS2.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Literal God!
      >1 sec later he hits an explosive barrel with fire longsword
      Sad thing is, I know of this. But on the bright side, he's not braindead moron like some other youtubers.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >he's not braindead moron like some other youtubers.
        Yes he is and so are you.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Thanks, I guess?

          Since I'm moron now, I have to ask: which one is your favorite? Spoony or Mauler? I know it's one of those two, don't deny it.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Don't watch shittube I'm a moonmoon sub

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        He's just as moronic, he often gets too close to dumpster fires that a gaming channel has no business being near to.

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