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  1. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >killed mythicals forever

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      That was Covid

      Thanks China

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      based. mythicals should have stopped after the literal god of pokemon.

  2. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Zarude is based unlike Zeraora.

  3. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    remember

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      This. Rillaboom was supposed to be a Mythical. The starters originally meant to be Grass/Dark, Fire/Fighting, and Water/Psychic. But GF is a dumbass

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        GF had a monotype fetish in Gen 8. That would explain pure Flying-type Rookidee.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          That's just gamefreak hating steel types in the early game not named magnemite with a passion

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          >GF had a monotype fetish in Gen 8
          i hate how the starters had to be monotyped as well starters should never be monotype
          >why?
          because it's underwheming and because i fricking said so

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            Technically Cinderace can change his typing 🙂

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            these suck except cinderace and rillaboom, they should've been fire/elec and grass/rock, maybe intelleon coulda been water/dark bc assassin, m-blastoise should've been water/steel

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Would have been much better

  4. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Pokemon Company fricked up the distribution event.

  5. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    can we have a gif of him dancing?

  6. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I spent far too much of my 2019 /vp/ experience lusting after the absolute most banal aspects of this Pokemon.

  7. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    he would make a nice stew

  8. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm surprised everybody's talking about Zarude, but not that fact that OP's Zarude is an actual form difference.
    >Let's give it a cape, don't alter its stats in any way, and call it a new form!
    Just why? Even Resolute Keldeo wasn't this pointless.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      tie in for moronic baby movie of the moronic baby anime

  9. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Fun fact: Zarude is based on a black lemur. However female black lemurs appears to have brighter colors of orange and/or brown. That's what Zarude shiny color is based on. This could mean every normal Zarude is male while every shiny is female.

  10. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    The one Pokémon out of 1,010 I don't have 100% legit...

  11. 10 months ago
    lycanroc

    It is the pokemon of the exist, verily real yes-yes

  12. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    That cape!
    >Looking good and feeling fine.

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