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  1. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    pocketGODS reign supreme

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >the ultimate Steam Deck comparison
      >doesn't compare it to switch
      wut

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        There was a few of them.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Ah, that really is comprehensive then, well deserving of the title ultimate

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Man I kinda wish that sony made a go version of vita.
          Kinda want to buy pspgo for the portability but vita makes psp obsolete for me.(since I can still easily carry my vita around)

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I kinda want a psp go, I never owned one.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I've never seen a PSP Street before this

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Someone says that basically every time he posts the image. Had no idea that thing existed until I saw it.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          When did that psp with the digital pad volumes and start/select come???? I never knew it even existed.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            if you are talking about the bottom right that thing is
            Sony ericsson xperia play
            A mobile phone

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Do you mean left, one down? That's the PSP Street and I think it was JP/PAL only

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          i had the psp budget version or whatever its called, couldnt connect to the internet and get the good invizimals that were internet only

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Weren't all PSPs available to go online? I had the 1000 and now have the 3000 and Vita, but I thought all of them had internet connection

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              well maybe i was just moronic when i was a kid, but i think the budget version couldnt, just like the Wii Mini

              searched for it turns out, i wasnt moronic

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          does anybody knows why my psp 3000 screen looks so shit? like i can see black lines every pixel

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >red/black ds lite
      sexo

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Screen too small.

      Everyone uses their 'ecl for emulation.
      Checkmate.

      Haven't used it for that once lol.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        What do you play on it, then?

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Monster Hunter World, Arkham Knight, Subnautica, Hollow Knight as of late. I agree that it isn't suited for the latest AAA games though. Cyberpunk is an abysmal experience despite all the work they put into making it run "verified." Any game that doesn't hold 30fps at 720p shouldn't be verified.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Seconds later the Deck ate several of the smaller handhelds and fled the area.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I dont know if there are videos of Mr. Gabe with a Deck in his hands. In PSP and 3DS there lots of videos and photos of CEOs of Sony and Nintendo with his devices, but none of Gabe with the Deck

  2. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Lemme know when you get a new PSP game this decade

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >is that a laptop in your pocket or were you thinking of the children again?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Everyone uses their 'ecl for emulation.
      Checkmate.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      PSP gets homebrew games all the time.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        give me some examples.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      New? Why would I want that? How am I to benefit?

      Seriously the only drawback to the PSP is that I often forget to get off at the right bus stop.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      wtf? why release a game for the PSP so late into its life cycle? surely no one was moronic enough to buy PSP games in 2016? PSP is one of the consoles where even Giga normies had a super easy time just pirating stuff.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        So it will be remembered as the last game relased on PSP.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        They wanted the title of last PSP game. They also made the last Wii and PS3 game.
        https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shakedown:_Hawaii

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Make a game you know won't sell for a dead console just for some spurious "accolade" nobody else gives a shit about
          Dangerously based.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            yeah they do dead games for a throphy that not many people cares, what you do? you work for mr shekelberg and die on a deadend job, LMAOING AT YOUR LIFE

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >The Wii version was released on July 9 exclusively in Europe with only a limited run of 3,000 copies, due to the system's obsolescence and Nintendo of America's inability to authorize a North American release.
          >According to Vice, designer Brian Provinciano was informed that Nintendo of America was unable to approve a release because a few of its departments no longer had the ability to retrieve equipment that is necessary to distribute the game physically in North America.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Why would you want to play new games?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      2016 is still within the last 10 years, moron.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I recently found my old PSP and wanted to start using it again rather than an emulator. But is there any point to buying PSP games when I can just download an ISO onto a memory stick and still play it on the actual hardware?

      Loads of PSP games cost a ridiculous amount of money I'm guessing because they're now abandonware. That and you have to import them from Japan.

      I guess it's not too much of an issue since people were doing this and cracking their PSPs back when they were actually new.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I’ve got about 20 consoles that are collecting dust thanks to my Steam Deck and Emulation Station.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I had another similar situation recently where I was gonna get a CD player and start collecting and listening to music that way. But realised there was no point when I could just download the FLAC's and buy a good interface and headphones.

          I kind of miss when you were obligated to buy physical media.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I wonder if PSP has smth similar to pkgj on the vita

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Actually, it just straight up has PKGJ.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            In that case pirating games shoudlnt be too hard then.
            Would consider buying the PSPgo myself if I didint have the vita

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        most JP-only games now have translations, or are enough weird that the experience in genuine hardware cant be replicated in emulator

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >steamdick tries to use this as a gotcha
      homie every time someone defends its they talk about emulating other consoles games and complain newer steam games don’t even run on it (what it was made for)

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      there's been a relatively recent katawa shoujo port for it
      checkmate

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        No way, you're full of shi-oh God, it's real.

  3. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I never once put my PSP in my pocket, I had a case for it so I could take the charger and games with me.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This
      Pigs who put their devices in the pocket to get the screen all scratched are subhuman

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >please valve let me scratch my screen!!

        Wait, you guys don't use screen protectors?

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          the kind of person to lose it over a barely perceptible surface scratch are not going to tolerate some vestigial sheet of material

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          never have, never will
          never had scratches besides minor ones you really have to scrutinize under strong light
          I don't upgrade yearly like npctards either

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        [...]
        Wait, you guys don't use screen protectors?

        the kind of person to lose it over a barely perceptible surface scratch are not going to tolerate some vestigial sheet of material

        *laughs in Corning Victus*

  4. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    oh nice a tiny ass screen that I can't see. oh nose what will i ever do without it?????

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Imagine having poor eye sight.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        i have eyes like an eagle, cuck master. the screen is too small, to the point it's not even a meme.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          m'hm, sure thing. we're gonna need you to try this here eye chart, and if you fail we will take your gamer license.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >4.3"
          It's perfectly fine.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >I have eyes like an eagle

  5. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Now do this but with the slim version with shitty joysticks

  6. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    This simple invention makes OP commit suicide.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      That will not make the deck any smaller, GabeN.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >laptops aren't portable PCs because they don't le heckin fit in my troonypocket

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I can just get a laptop at that point though. It takes up the same amount of real estate in a backpack as my deck too.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Way to dodge the point.
            Laptops don't fit in your pocket ergo not portable like you wanna troonyclaim.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          A PS5 can fit in a backpack, doesn't mean I want to lug it around in one. The main thing about the pocketbility meme is easy access which is why people bring it up so much.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            So again. A laptop is not a portable PC correct?

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Never said it wasn't.

              Monster Hunter Freedom Unite
              Monster Hunter Portable 3rd
              Soul Sacrifice

              >Soul Sacrifice
              That's a Vita game.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Nope. You said a PS5 isn't portable because it can't fit in a backpack as a response to me saying a laptop is portable.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I said a PS5 CAN fit in a backpack.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Yes and you used that as an excuse for laptops to not be portable.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >The main thing about the pocketbility meme is easy access which is why people bring it up so much.
                Laptops are portable.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Nope you can't try and crawl back after your shitty disingenuous argument got ruined by asking the most simple question.
                If something being backpackable is not portable a laptop is not.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                A laptop is smaller then a and lighter then a PS5 and made to be used on the go. Same with a portable DVD player. The thing is, you would have to slip it out of a handbag or a backpack compared to something that's in a pocket or a jacket pocket. That's my point.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Nope.
                You already said laptops aren't portable. Don't try and crawl back.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I never said that, if you think I did, that was an other Anon.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >gets BTFO so hard she has to claim other people said it

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Show me where I said laptops were not portable.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                When you said PS5s being backpackable means something isn't portable.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >laptops aren't portable PCs because they don't le heckin fit in my troonypocket
                >A PS5 can fit in a backpack, doesn't mean I want to lug it around in one.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Correct I am using your own troony logic against you.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >pocket
                >backpack

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Yes backpacks have pockets.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                And now you are just stretching what I am saying.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                And you are saying laptops aren't portable.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Again, never said that.
                Just because something can fit in a backpack and was made to be taken around(portability) doesn't mean I want to lug a backpack around to carry it. Steam Deck is a portable, but it's too big.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                So you're too weak to carry a backpack due to estrogen?

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I accept your concession.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                YOU DID IT!
                YOU SAID THE COPE LINE!
                CLAP!
                CLAP! PIGGY!
                YOU HAVE NO ARGUMENT AND WANTED TO RESPOND AGAIN!

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                You just went "muh trannies" again, you didn't have anything worth responding too.
                >inb4 lol troon
                I will never be a woman, man until the day I die.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                You said the cope line and kept going cause you're desperate for the last line in an argument.
                lmao pathetic.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                You keep responding, however.
                Last (You) from me unless you actually have an argument, sayonara.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      To be fair, though practical, walking around with a backpack makes one look a bit fruity.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Maybe try not being an insecure homosexual.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >fellas is it gay to wear a backpack?

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Skill issue

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        [...]
        [...]
        if you're not a student or long distance travelling you have no business walking around with a backpack

        Post breasts or GTFO

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >its gay to wear a backpack
        >its not gay to play childrens video games in public
        man do you even think before you type shit

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Dude I use a messenger bag and thats way gayer than a backpack

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Maybe try not being an insecure homosexual.

      >fellas is it gay to wear a backpack?

      if you're not a student or long distance travelling you have no business walking around with a backpack

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Do you live in some 3rd world shithole where you get murdered for insignificant shit like wearing a backpack?

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          no you'll just look like a manchild homosexual

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Do you leave your house at all? Every adult male on my daily commute carries a backpack.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Sorry anon, you have to be 18 to post here. You've got at least 4-6 years to go.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Literally everyone I know from c-suite uses a backpack.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Real men only care about fashion as long as it's utilitarian. That's why women jeans have no pockets, while men wear cargo shorts.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          t. slovenly ape. If you don't own at least one bespoke or at least very well fitting off the rail suit and a pair of well polished black shoes, you can't call yourself a man.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >If you don't own at least one bespoke or at least very well fitting off the rail suit and a pair of well polished black shoes, you can't call yourself a man.
            I actually bought one recently for my grandma's funeral

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Sorry for your loss my man, but good on you for paying your respects in proper attire.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                holy reddit

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >I'm on Ganker I must be an edgy homosexual at all times and part of the INTERNET HATE MACHINE
                I hate election tourists so god damn much. Please go back.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Dude chill..remember: Ganker is 1 big troĺl/bait/falseflag etc. machine. Never ever take anything seriously just laugh it off like it's supposed to be

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                dont forget the constant circle jerking and big dick measuring contest to constant prove me and my team are better than (you) and your team

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                extreme reddit vibes

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >samegayging this hard
                extreme newbie vibes. Lurk moar, you worthless homosexual.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                nah literally wasnt that anon but thanks for proving my point

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >caught samegayging
                >n-not me!
                You even used tourist language like "vibes". Go. Back. Anyone who never went to /5/ doesn't belong here, you are an eternal summer newbie or even worse an election tourist. Shoo.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >/5/
                NTA but what's that? I am a hyper newbie.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                It was a """""secret""""" board (except literally everyone knew about it) where you just had to post pictures of 5 or you got banned. This was back when we had boards owned by specific mods, when the mods had some presence and personality and posted with their trips so we could call them gayS right to their faces.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Huh, neat.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You're not in high school anymore timmy.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        now post what Christine looks like, my dude

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Hello fat b***h.

  7. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Just get bigger pockets?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I commend your autism, but the ideal portable gaming device should fit comfortably in your pockets + not have anything sticking out + not have anything poking into you.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >the ideal portable gaming device should fit comfortably in your pockets
        Why?

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Because I like smaller form factors. 🙂
          Though I get most people use the Deck at home(most handhelds anyways)

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Because he's a pocketgay that thinks portable = pocketable. Ignore him

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            See:

            Because I like smaller form factors. 🙂
            Though I get most people use the Deck at home(most handhelds anyways)

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous
      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I know someone that had one of those Vaios and had to stick it in his pocket quickly and it broke the screen.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        me at the bottom right on my way to a LAN party cira 1985

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Nobody had LAN parties in the 80s, doofus.

  8. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Are there even three PSP games worth a shit?
    And don't say Patapon I, Patapon II and Patapon III.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Tons, but these two specifically.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Ace Combat X
      Ridge Racer 2
      Wipeout Pulse

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Monster Hunter Freedom Unite
      Monster Hunter Portable 3rd
      Soul Sacrifice

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Carnage Heart EXA

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Peace walker
      Kurohyou 1&2
      Monster Hunter FU
      Tekken 6
      People say Daxter was good, but I was never into it.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Fate extra
      Growlanser 4
      Dissidia
      Seconding the anons that posted Kurohyou 1 & 2

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      gitaroo man lives

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Patapon 1-2-3
      MH FU, P3rd
      MGS PO, PW
      Killzone was cool

      I have a very small library so others could probably come up with a lot more.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Monster Hunter 3prd
      God of War Ghost of Sparta
      God of War Chains of Olympus
      MHFU

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Isn't FU just an expanded version of 2?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Ape Escape: On the Loose
      Dissidia 012
      P3P

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The Capcom stuff on the system was really solid
      >Powered Up
      >Maverick Hunter X
      >Ultimate GnG

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Dissidia 012
      FF Tactics remake if you’re a poser

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        WotL has a dogshit Chauceresque translation written by some yank mongoloid who has no idea how the English language actually works and mixes some vapid simulacrum of late middle English with modern English seemingly at random. If you want to write in that style, I beg you, hire a fricking lingiust to edit your worthless script. Yes I mad.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I don't think it was intentionally supposed to be Olde English--in FFXII, most characters had a similar grammatical structure with a distinct difference being seen in the dialect of the Viera, people from Archades, and Balfoheim. People from Dalmasca straight up sound American. Of course this could all come down to casting and bad writing, but I'd like to think that Ivalician dialect was written how it was to purposefully add to the world. Your post does describe FFXIV perfectly though--dogshit dialog hailed by midwits as peak fiction.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I say in FFXII since it expands on Ivalice as a whole even though the original post was about FFT.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >Olde English
            Old English is literally a different language it's so far removed from modern, it's definitely trying to be Chaucer. I understand what you mean from a lore perspective and that's absolutely fine, but only if you do the research so you can write in the style properly, because to anyone with an education it reads like utter babble.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Ridge Racer
      Burnout Legends and Dominator
      Gran Turismo
      Motorstorm Arctic Edge
      GTA games
      Need for Speed Carbon
      Midnight Club LA Remix

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Tekken, persona games 1-3, Monhun, all on the go. + Entire PSX library
      It was a really cool device back in the day but those games are now easily playable elsewhere.
      If I were to get an old portable now I'd get a DS or 3DS since you can't really replicate the DS experience on a phone.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >you can't really replicate the DS experience on a phone
        You have a much better and more responsive screen

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      PSP has a fricking monstrous library, it even has tons of obscure PSN-only games which are worth a look. Truly a based console.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Gta vice city stories and liberty city stories. Its literally just gta 3 and vicd city with new stories and extra content. But you can play them on ps2 now i think

  9. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Deckers are fatasses, so their massive pants have huge pockets.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The average deck user has a tiny dick and is morbidly obese, and posts themselves cumming on their deck since they'll never find a woman to take thier seed. Deckgays will deny this despite overwhelming evidence.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I don't think 'ecker is interested in women anon.

  10. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Literally no one ever would just stuff their handheld into their pocket like this and go out. Everyone bought a case for it and put it into their bag.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Literally no one ever would just stuff their handheld into their pocket like this and go out. Everyone bought a case for it and put it into their bag with their estrogen pills.
      fify

  11. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I owned GBC, PSP, DS, 3DS. I've never once put any of them in my pants' pocket. Why the frick would you ever do it?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      True, still appreciate small for factor. Switch lite is the perfect size IMO.

  12. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Reminder it is entierly possible to fit a switch if you aren't a pocketlet, just take the joycons off and put them in a different pocket

  13. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    If I wanted to play games on a pocket-sized screen I’d use my phone

  14. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    PSP too small to put my 'ick on

  15. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I was expecting the gif to be of someone whipping out a dick that's bigger than an inch and a half. Oh well.

  16. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What are the best games for the PSP? I'm not interested in emulation.

  17. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    why the frick would you do that, you have no respect for your system or what
    my psp was on a case and said case was on my bag, not like this

  18. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    the absolute goat of portable vidya
    weight virtually nothing too and has an battery that lasts 5 lifetimes
    I checked mine a few days ago after not turning it on for at least 5+ years and it still had charge somehow
    sadly my PSP's battery bloated and I need to figure out how to get a new one

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      i've been watching folding smartphones for over a decade now, finally figured that the Z Flip 5 was worth getting.
      It's so fricking nice in my pocket. Almost identical to how the SP felt.

      i also like how i can open it 90% of the way and it will sit upright on a flat surface. Let's see how long this thing lasts before the hinge has some critical failure...

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Flip 4 owner here, the screen protection will start tearing off after a few months and the tiniest scratch or hit will damage it.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          also a concern of mine

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          My fold 4 started getting issues after about 3 months and samsung tried to pretend I broke it. Good thing I had insurance and because they were out of 4's they upgraded me to a 5 and i had zero issues so far. Frick samsung though.

  19. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    who the frick actually walks around with a psp in their pockets? i can play those shitty old games on my cellphone anyway.
    >Please wait before making a post.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >cellphone
      Touch controls suck unless it's a VN or a wordy/cutscenes heavy game.
      >Just get a phone controller.
      Why do that when I have a way to play those games with a smaller design?

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        literally any turn based game works fine with touch controls. dragon quest, final fantasy, golden sun, pokemon, all that shit

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Yes, however, there's more to the PSP then just JRPGS. Even though some people can play games like Tekken or BlazBlue with touch controls.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I wasn't making an assertion about the PSP, I was denying that anon's stupid assertion that only movie/book games work on touch controls

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Alright then.
              I did forget that JRPG's existed, but I guess they usually fall under the wordy/cutscenes heavy count.

  20. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I can do that with my Deck too.

  21. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >please valve let me scratch my screen!!

  22. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I would buy a fanny pack specifically designed to hold the SteamDeck, and wear it with pride even though I don't own a SteamDeck

    VOLVE MAKE IT HAPPEN

  23. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The PSP and 3DS were the last ludo factories before every game device turned into shittier PCs

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >*Vita & 3DS
      fixed

  24. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >he can’t fit his ‘eck in his ‘ocket
    lamoing at ur life

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >battery carrier sold separately

      >nomura character design

  25. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >battery carrier sold separately

  26. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Since this is the thread, what PSP games have good character creators? Actually, you can include any game that runs on a PSV.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Samurai Warriors 4

  27. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    pp on psp

  28. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i solded my deck after it kept crashing in Palworld and switch emulation and OLED burned in

    boughted the MSI Claw and never looked back

  29. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    wont that damage the analog stick?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      it wouldn't, it's a nub iirc

  30. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >going outside ever

    you guys are so pathetic. I will keep enjoying my deck on the shitter like God intended.

  31. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I just got my deck yesterday and MAN is it fricking cool
    a handheld that was actually made for adult hands. I have small trump hands but even my switch light made my hands cramp because of how small it was

  32. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    steam deck sure fricking sucks shit, huh?

  33. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    This game made me charge up my old Vita. Should I play P4G or Dino Crisis 1? Already beat both of them

  34. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I hate how modern handhelds aren't convenient anymore, and they play like mini-consoles. Nintendo should have made the 4DS instead of the Switch.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's good that the switch and steam deck are portable and all, but I wouldn't use them on the go or anything. Yes, they're portable, but they're too big to be convenient, they don't fold up. And they're way too valuable, too much risk of them breaking, getting lost or stolen.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        100% agree, and I think that's the same for most people. They don't move them any further than their bed.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          The most I've seen people move their switch around is to bring it to a friends house, and even then it's within a case which is inside of a rucksack. And I appreciate that you can do that, but I still feel it's on a different level to a traditional handheld like a PSP or DS or GBA.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Rephrasing this from another Anon, the Switch/Deck is a device you would use while on a trip, the DS/PSP is a device you would use on the plane.

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              honestly id say that switch/deck is destination device while psp/ds/vita/3ds are trip/onthego devices

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                That's what I meant, sorry I phrased it weird.

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              honestly id say that switch/deck is destination device while psp/ds/vita/3ds are trip/onthego devices

              That's what I meant, sorry I phrased it weird.

              I agree with this completely

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              I haven't been on a proper road-trip or on a plane for longer than an hour since I was a kid. I really miss buckling in for a long JRPG adventure whilst on the road for hours at a time.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Man I bought a vita because I had 1 bad trip
                like 24hours just sitting while traveling
                phone died like 4 hours into the trip
                No way to charge.
                Nothing else to do.
                This finally pushed me to buy the vita

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                That sounds like hell lol
                You still had to worry about battery life though. I'd usually switch between the DS and PSP depending on when was about to die. You could charge up separate back up batteries for the PSP. Don't know if you could for the Vita though, I never owned one.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Yeah. it was.
                16hour drive with a car with my mate was nothing.
                THis was misery.
                hence why i bought the vita.
                I did buy the vita powerbank also. so have some backup.

                Someone says that basically every time he posts the image. Had no idea that thing existed until I saw it.

                Man I nearly bought pspstreet.even though i already had the vita

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I got an OLED Vita this year and it is a stunning console. Really just beautifully made and the screen is fantastic. I didn't want it to, but it sort of made my 2000 obsolete.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Yeah.
                THe build quality is amazing on that thing.
                Tho there was period of time where I wished that i purchased vita200, because i feared for my screen.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                The one I bought actually has some burn-in (I think), you can't see it when the screen is working normally but when it goes completely black you can see some spots which are a slightly different colour. It's weird though, it's not in places you'd expect UI elements to linger. Not a huge deal, it was insanely cheap.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                i like how 3DS and the Switch's pro controller share the same battery. For my PSP is harder find a working battery

  35. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    it fits in my cargo shorts cargo pocket

  36. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Only children and literal manchildren carry devices that aren't phones in their pockets. I've never met someone who pulled a video game out of their pocket in public and didn't look like they hadn't showered in weeks. You've never seen adult males walk around with some kind of bag for incidental belongings? You don't leave the house anyways.

  37. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Nyeh

  38. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'mma be real, I'm very close to just saying "frick it" and buying a New 2DS/3DS XL just to play mostly roms and Animal Crossing, but most ads I see for people selling them are like 200€ for something that is full of scratch marks and looks used as frick
    Does anyone know any online retailer in Europe that sells this kinda shit in decent quality or am I doomed to stare at shitty facebook ads until someone who didn't abuse their console actually posts something decent

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Buy used from Amazon Japan. Even their shittiest 'okay' devices are as good as 'excellent' condition in US/Europe

  39. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I would kill for a new pocket console.
    The switch 2 supposedly being 8" is sobullshit.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >8"
      Chirst, that's better then the Deck.

      Man I bought a vita because I had 1 bad trip
      like 24hours just sitting while traveling
      phone died like 4 hours into the trip
      No way to charge.
      Nothing else to do.
      This finally pushed me to buy the vita

      What do you think about it?

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        *bigger

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >What do you think about it?
        I like the device. Hell I consider it peak handheld.
        Dont use it a lot tho.
        Bought it for travels and I dont really travel anymore.

  40. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Does anyone else remember that 'ick on 'eck guy? What happened to him?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      got banned for unknown reasons

  41. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I get that most people don't take these devices outside their homes, but why can't they get that some people prefer the older style of handhelds over the bigger ones?

  42. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Is the nintendo switch lite finally good for pirating?
    I remember a while back hearing people talk about soldering shit into the motherboard of the fricking thing and thought "hell nah"

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      No, flashcarts are a thing now but they are in a very clunky state. Wait a few more years.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        the MIG is available just now. Tendies are screaming "Nintendo is banning consoles with MIG"

  43. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I literally have jeans with pockets that can hold my steam deck

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I didn't know they still made JNCOs

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Even when I was still a kid who would bring his 3ds xl to school I would still put that shit in my bag with a protective case even. Obsession with "pocketable" handhelds is a Gameboy nostalgia thing. Bigger screens and higher resolution have always been better for a handheld experience (not that the 3DS had the latter.)

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >I was still a kid who would bring his 3ds xl to school
        underage b&

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Not him but I'm 33, and was 22 when the 3DS XL came out, I took it to class all the time for the Streetpasses and I got a shitload of them.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I'm 25 you mong. I got my 3ds xl in 8th grade.

  44. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    That's right. If it doesn't fit snugly inside my denim pants' pockets, it's NOT portable. Simple as.

  45. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I have no use for portable gaming of any sort, including the 'eck.

  46. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Clamshells are better for pocketing because it's easy to damage the screen or buttons otherwise.

  47. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why shitpost about the Steam Deck of all things?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I can't afford one.

  48. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    bigger is better tho

  49. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I would pay a lot of money for a pocket-sized form factor gaming machine based on the Steamdeck.

  50. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >bring my PSP to school on foot one day
    >huge rainstorm starts pouring down 5 minutes before i reach the building
    >go inside, am drenched
    >PSP died from the water
    Hated my teenage years

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      That's a shame. Take a look at this though:
      >me in high school
      >huge downpour (with fat fricking droplets of water, mind you) starts out of nowhere on an otherwise sunny day
      >classes are over, but class is stuck in classrooms because waiting for rain to pass
      >I say "frick it" and walk all badass through the rain to the main gate (I didn't run because I thought it was useless, I just walked and allowed the rain to wash over me)
      >I shit you not, the moment I reach the main gate, the rain stops as suddenly as it appeared
      >I'm soaked to the bone and look like an complete idiot in front of, not only my entire class, but all other classes waiting for the rain to pass
      Thank you Jesus

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        That is badass, anon. You showed those normalgays

  51. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You'll notice vocal manlets' hand torture device collections are always in pristine condition because they don't get used.

  52. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    That's what my hoodies front pocket is for

  53. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I have a 405m and can do this

    >emulates from nes all the way to dreamcast + some ps2 and gamecube
    >pretty gud battery
    >hall effect sticks so no drift problems what so ever ever so I can just shove it in my pockets and play at work during breaks

    it's the best vidya purchase I've made in my life, best part is once a stronger machine comes out I have the games already prepared on the SD

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Sure, but nobody outside of your little circle gives a frick about these chink shit devices though.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >my little circle
        what circle? the one where people play only good games instead of gacha shit like you? LUL

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