This was the worst april fools in the past 12 years I have used this site.

This was the worst april fools in the past 12 years I have used this site.

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  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    No, it was the worst april fool's yet. The next one is likely to be worse.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      That one was the most low effort, but this one legitimately destroyed all on-topic discussion for the day. At least the fake ChatGPT brands could create topic in-jokes with a bit of luck

      Outing yourself as this much of a newbie should be a bannable offense but it isn't. It was one of the better ones in recent memory, definitely moreso than ChatGPT or the rake. Coof was arguably on par for how memorably batshit the ERP posting got but it was worse in almost every other way. Board merge and candy wars remain the recent-ish highs.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Don't like off-topic spam events
        >This means you're a newbie
        Frick you and the rest of you post-chanology shitsmears, to be frank

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Have you tried not having a stick up your ass on the one day no one has a stick up their ass? It's April Fool's, you don't have to like it but don't pretend to be surprised by it or hold it to some inane standard where you expect anyone to be taking anything seriously. It's a day of jest.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >candyshit
        >good
        have a nice day newhomosexual

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    people spent so much time playing with fake stocks that would disappear the next day. what a waste of time that was

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      he says on Ganker

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >he wasn't mogul
      >he didn't cash out
      lmao
      couldn't be me

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >people spent so much time playing with fake stocks that would disappear the next day.
      and its the only 'game' they'll play all year lmao

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >not the one where it was literally just the occasional post getting a random name and a mark saying it was generated by ChatGPT

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      That one was the most low effort, but this one legitimately destroyed all on-topic discussion for the day. At least the fake ChatGPT brands could create topic in-jokes with a bit of luck

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Like the emoji shit didnt

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Pretty sure I slept through that one, so I can't comment

          Oh no! All that Stellar shit spam and shitposting about Dragon's Dogma! So sad that people were partaking in a event for a single day! We missed so much marketing and astroturfing!

          I know it's alien to some of you homosexuals but I actually use some of the threads that manage to talk about video games instead of scanning the catalogue for the same regurgitive garbage that gets spammed round the clock
          Far as I'm concerned, anything that disrupts those threads is cancer

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I bet you complain about harmony day too, homosexual.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Why would I complain about harmony day? It gets a sticky and everyone is contained to it.

              >only literal newbies hate the stock april fools
              I'm glad.

              I've used Ganker since 04. Of course I can say this and you can ask for proof and I can rattle off old memes and dead names and you'll just say I dug out encyclopaedia dramatica or some shit and we'll be at this until we're calling eachother trannies and I don't have the fricking energy for it anymore. I've got more grey hairs than most idiots on this board have ball hairs.
              Bottom line is april fools events are cancer, especially because it's literally the one thing that unites the homosexual posters here long enough to stop their tribal wars

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Oh no! All that Stellar shit spam and shitposting about Dragon's Dogma! So sad that people were partaking in a event for a single day! We missed so much marketing and astroturfing!

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Are you saying that most other April Fool's *didn't* destroy on-topic discussion? Because I remember differently.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >this one legitimately destroyed all on-topic discussion for the day
        What, is this your second consecutive year on Ganker or what? April fools regularly break this website. You can't talk about your bing bing for one day without walking through unrelated posts, boo fricking hoo you fricking crybaby

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >pass holder
          Shut the frick up, Black person

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Aww, poor wittle baby.
            Do you need a minute?
            Of course you do.
            You have to wait a minute every time you want to post.
            Couldn't be me.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          This is the first time I've agreed with anything you've said aquagay [other than calling my pawn cute in DD character creator threads]

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >only literal newbies hate the stock april fools
        I'm glad.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        you must not have been here last year. I hardly even remember what the frick the april fools joke was, I think all they did was put a message saying "THIS POST WAS MADE BY CHATGPT" or something under random posts.
        at least this one had a stupid game you could play.

        >but this one legitimately destroyed all on-topic discussion for the day
        that's just hyperbole

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Hyperbole indeed, I've seen FAR more disruptive jokes on this board. Like half of the board was still on topic at any given moment yesterday.

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >admitting to being a newbie

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Reddit frog
      At least this april fools confirms the mods are all normalgays since they condoned pepe and wojak which are massive normalgay memes.

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >he didn't cash out
    Stokgays and holderdags seething forevee

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >all those tens
      Anon you just held the flip stocks, didn't you?
      Didn't have any bluechips to your name.

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You say that every year

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Ganker is 2nd fastest board on the website
    >has created no noteworthy memes worth making coins out of
    Ganker is the india of Ganker boards

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I missed out on the festivities because I was 3 day banned for saying the n word. Not even memeing.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      say it again you coward

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Nagger

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      deserved

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This Fools was pathetic. Crypto and NFTs aren't even worthwhile as a cringe joke. Just as valuable as cardboard crack.

      >catposter
      And you'll get banned again, homosexual.

      you must not have been here last year. I hardly even remember what the frick the april fools joke was, I think all they did was put a message saying "THIS POST WAS MADE BY CHATGPT" or something under random posts.
      at least this one had a stupid game you could play.

      >but this one legitimately destroyed all on-topic discussion for the day
      that's just hyperbole

      At least the chatgpt event confirmed that the majority of posts in the present year are shit, bots, or otherwise paid actors.

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i could have reached billionaire if i had a week

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Hiroshimootgay could have brought the IP count back for april 1st, and then take it back just to frick with us. Imagine the seething. I would have done that if I was him lol

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Yeah because the chat gpt one was such an amazing prank.

  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    > 12 years
    yikes. Hope I won't be here before I get to that point in 3 years.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      you're here forever. I first came here when I was 17. Found out about this place from Gaia Online. I'm turning 37 this year.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        For me? 2009 was the accursed year when I discovered /b/ and became one with the elite hacker known as Ganker.

  13. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Really? You have some dogshit taste anon. I'll miss having a little yotsuba in my post or chad making it gray. The fact I'll remember this at all puts it above some previous events.

  14. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    last year they literally just appended "something Chat-GPT" to random posts

  15. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >hates whenever there's an actual event going on
    >NOOOOO IM AN OLDgay IM AN OLDgay YOU'RE THE newbie

    you're not convincing anybody, normie. Bet you're only mad because for one day you can't make threads sucking off cinematic third person movie trash.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This. The only """people""" i can see having a problem with a game like yesterday's where the whole board can have some fun and shitpost together for once in an eon are unironic redditors and twittergays who hate Ganker.

  16. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >12 years
    Ganker started in 2016, moron.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Ganker doesn't exist anymore

  17. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Every holiday thing here is annoying and gay. This was one of the less bad ones though in terms of the disruption it caused though. Apparently adblock users didn't get to participate or something?
    >b-bbut it dey 4tran cultcha
    april fools was never good

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I couldn't imagine being this much of an fun-hating homosexual, but then again we are on Ganker

  18. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >he didn't enjoy seeing the morons that thought it was all real seething about how people are spending thousands of dollars on stickers

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Is it really that easy to get rich? It's all just buy low sell high?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        In theory, yes. In practice, you have to at least kind of understand how the money is moving and why. Without that, you're relying on blind luck and just gambling. Financial analysis is some shit, man.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah but sometimes you buy when you think its low then the thing keeps going lower and 5 years later it still hasn't gone above what you paid for it

  19. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I was too busy playing video games to bother with the shitty April's fool here

  20. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Should have charged 1 dollar per character used in posts. Images cost 1 dollar per pixel. Now that would have been hilarious. Then you had to play the game if you wanted posting priveleges.

  21. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i know who you are

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