>this will help sell our game

>this will help sell our game

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  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I will now buy your game and maid outfit dlc

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      yep

      she needs a big frilly pink dress, like a ball gown

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      go back to sucking dicks on reddit

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Triggered by frogs
        why so fragile?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous
  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    cant wait for the DLC to turn her into Nemesis

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I WILL buy the minoto DLC

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    She is cute, but not very Monster Hunter ish. Needs a cool hat like the guild sweetheart

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Wait, this girl is from Monster Hunter? Massive improvement over the handler.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Just wait until the quest cutscenes at the end of each story hurt where you're cornered and she finishes the monster.

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    she looks like she would trick a man into marriage

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      umm this is a safe for work board buddy
      might wanna spoiler that h*ndholding

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      she looks like she would trick a man into mortgage

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >"Yes, goyim, your mortgage is 6 gorillion now, but there is a way to forgive your debt..."
        >whips out "what to expect" :father's addition

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Oh no, how eviiiiil

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    She cute.

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Give her guildmarm's outfit and she better not call me pard or stuffing her god damned face.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I got something to stuff her face with.

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    shes gonna look hot as hell when she takes off the jacket

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Ovey and pay the toll Goyim

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >cum inside
      >she pats my back,
      >"good goy"

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I already pre-ordered

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Uniqlo armor is supposed to go in event quests not story quests.

  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Sex with the Semite.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      She's clearly Romanian or something

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        She's clearly my wife

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Kinda looks Latin
        Though not very israeli

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        DRUM BUN DRUM BUN TOBATE

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        She's a non-descript women ranging from the levant to west india. It fits with the sand Black person theme of the game.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I'll push my point further. Google "Iranian women face" and you get this

  13. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    If this was made in America she would be obese black and in a wheel chair

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Or we get the kamiya / kojima deal. She is black but in exchange she's hot and speaks with a French accent.

  14. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    She looks like an extra from Questionable Content.

  15. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Girls like this are always the biggest bawds

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      And it's always her boyfriends fault she fricked that other dude according to her.
      Poor Daveo

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      discord has arrived, let's pack it up.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      And that's a good thing

  16. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    She looks like any random college girl

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      But why is a random 21st century collage girll on the "unga bunga kill wyvern for sharp bone and shiny bits" boat?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        she's studying to be a monster biologist of course

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          While dressed like a hobo from the future instead of a current day scholar.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            if you took away the leg guard and the teapot that outfit would look totally normal on a college campus

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Students today dress like homeless people and nothing like ye olden times scholar. Why don't they just all have iphones made of wood too.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              all college girls have a water bottle at all times
              they just put a college girl in it

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                At least it's not shaped like a Stanley cup.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >a scholar
            What do you think scholars look like?

            But why is a random 21st century collage girll on the "unga bunga kill wyvern for sharp bone and shiny bits" boat?

            >collage
            Oh nevermind you are a third worlder thats never been on a campus

  17. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    wish i liked huntan, but i just don't.

  18. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    yes

  19. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    bush

  20. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    She looks like a character from a modern horror flick that would survive till the end

  21. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Oy vey...

  22. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Give her bigger booba and that's my irl wife. She's italian.

  23. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Whelp, it failed. I’m not buying Wilds. I bought World and MHFU twice, Rise once, and Wilds zero >:(

  24. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    morons on this board think hoods are a modern invention?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Ganker is moronic

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Hurr durr Rome had bread therefore legionaries with trolleys full of wonder bread makes sense.
      Frick off moron.

  25. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    you could tell me this is a character from a game with a modern, contemporary setting and I wouldn't question it for a second. But telling me she is a main character in a monster hunter game? What the frick. Monster hunter has always had over the top outfits, but the NPCs have always very rigidly been designed to fit within their universe.
    >modern glasses
    >modern hoodie/jacket
    >what looks like modern shirt underneath
    what the frick is this shit

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      yeah yeah old MH characters NEVER worse glasses and definitely never wore modern school uniforms or anything like that no sir
      get the frick out you secondary moron

  26. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You homosexuals really do complain about every single female character design that doesnt have gigantic floppy breasts

  27. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    an insane how much israeli symbolism was thrown out in that trailer

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Alma wants to see anon cum on a torah

  28. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    They were probably going for something like this, but because we can see below the neck there's no longer the illusion that she might have big breasts secretly hidden for you to shove your dick in between.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      That's a child, why do you imagine she has big breasts?

  29. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i cant wait for the "big sweaters/oversized glasses" look to die out
    not as ugly as the high waisted granny jeans covering the fat gut, or as trashy as crocs-socks-sweat pants, but its lazy as hell

  30. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why couldn't the southern bimbo girl be our handler? She better not be as annoying or useless as the fricking pukei in World was

  31. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I want her to take off that hoodie so fricking bad bros, she looks like she has SEXOOO shoulders

  32. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Looks weak to anal

  33. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    She looks like one of those iranian girls from 60s with a slightly more modern fashion

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