Bless whoever added it to the game, I feel like the "roguish charm" is kinda rare in games these days.
Getting a girl flustered because you brazenly read her bluff and know that she is into you no matter what she claims feels really satisfying
Yeah, I know, you can meme it up a lot, but usually its when she is being neutral or sweet and you bring some memery into it.
In this instance she starts off angry and ends up all cute and timid.
>make perfect woman >insert your sick fucking fetishes to make her anything less than perfect
Fuck the writers of this game
3 weeks ago
Anonymous
She will literally do whatever you ask her. >I want to fuck devils on the side
Ok >I want to fuck Halsin on the side
Ok >I want to fuck Halsin and I want you to join
Ok >I want to be strictly monogamous
Ok >I want us to break up
Ok... I will be easy to find if you change your mind
People push her down the route of being poly and then act surprised.
3 weeks ago
Anonymous
>has no agency whatsoever and is just a vehicle for the desires of the player and writers
3 weeks ago
Anonymous
She is probably the easiest person to manipulate out of the group, yes.
3 weeks ago
Anonymous
as it should be
3 weeks ago
Anonymous
it's implied she wants to be monogamous but since she was raised in an evil sex cult, she'll accept polygamy
3 weeks ago
Anonymous
it's implied she wants to be monogamous but since she was raised in an evil sex cult, she'll accept polygamy
She has a specific flag in regards to whether you are monogamous or not and will only talk about having children with you if you are in a monogamous relationship.
3 weeks ago
Anonymous
Not really the point though is it
Having defined characters that have actual personallity traits, wants, desires and needs rather than someone who will just be into whatever your character is makes for a much more compelling character overall
3 weeks ago
Anonymous
She has defined personality traits and desires and you can see them shine through regardless of which way you go.
If you slaughter the grove she will feel terrible and gorge herself on wine but if you help them, she will feel good and wonder why. Because she is a good person and the whole "Shar" thing is pure cult indoctrination.
She will spare the Nightsong if you dont interfere with her and let her come to her own conclusions. She will generally be a jokester and a tease. She will doubt that she wants to be a Justiciar when she catches feelings for you, etc.
She has a solid separation between her actual wants and what her internal moral compass tells her to do and what her religious indoctrination tells her to do. And you can choose to push her so she plunges into the abyss.
Otherwise she is a kind, helpful, loving girl who likes to joke around and her biggest dream is to have a family.
3 weeks ago
Anonymous
What you mean to say is that she's bland as fuck as easy to tell her to do whatever you want her to do without her even commenting on it.
She has less of an edge than karlach, and she was supposed to be a shar cultist.
3 weeks ago
Anonymous
She's supposed to be the girl next door who got indoctrinator into an evil ideology and you get to save and life a happy life with.
3 weeks ago
Anonymous
cheapens the experience if she gets a happy ending none the worse for wear, no?
3 weeks ago
Anonymous
Plus she has no agency whatsoever, the sole reason she rejected Shar is because the angel chick talked about MUH PARENTS. No character arc no nothing and a few long rests later, she now worships Selune? Without any dialogue about her new faith mind you, Shart's sidequests are just ass.
3 weeks ago
Anonymous
Real women are just as easy to manipulate.
She has nowhere to go and nobody who loves her. Makes perfect sense she'll do whatever you want to have a semblance of what she thinks she deserves.
You can abuse her or love her.
3 weeks ago
Anonymous
Astarion had it even worse and he still feels fucking around is terrible.
3 weeks ago
Anonymous
I don't romance guys so I wouldn't know. That's some gay shit.
3 weeks ago
Anonymous
Astarion has also been alive four times as much as Shadowheart and had to capture prey for Cazador, the thrill wears off after a while
3 weeks ago
Anonymous
well that's just the result of his type of abuse. Plus despite her past shadowheart gets a happy ending - brainwashing reversed, reunited with parents, beloved of the goddess. whereas astarion finds a peace of mind such as it is, but he's still undead, can't lead a normal life, and still has ptsd. they're different. his past and trauma don't magically disappear. neither does shart's but hers is greatly alleviated by the fact that she doesn't really lose anything at all
3 weeks ago
Anonymous
Astarion had it even worse and he still feels fucking around is terrible.
you can tell a seething femcel wrote this. shadowheart is better written than astarion
3 weeks ago
Anonymous
She's a cultist recruiter. Duh? Her job is to manipulate you by thinking you get your own way.
3 weeks ago
Anonymous
The polygamy path feels weirdly bolted onto her character when she literally fantasized about a quiet life with you alone and potentially your kids.
3 weeks ago
Anonymous
??? I fucked Karlah and she complained and broke it off with me
Idk anon maybe the stuff I had were bugs/oversights. I was literally pulled out of the game when I joked about taking back the night orchids I found for her because she threatened to break my fingers if I did. I then nearly gave up on the romance when I picked the "Shadowheart please don't do this" option with Nightsong because she then threatened to "walk over my corpse" to kill this stranger. This was all after the general bitchiness she has in Act 1 so my impression of her was "she can't take a joke, just be serious and honest with her." If she wasn't so sweet in Act 3 I probably would have broken up with her and stayed single since I'd missed 2 Acts worth of romance with others.
3 weeks ago
Anonymous
No idea, anon, she has been sweet and loving to me since early act 1.
Here's her at the goblin camp
3 weeks ago
Anonymous
She was nice at the party with the Tieflings but she never had that playful attitude, except in those options in those pictures. I really wanted to be like that with her but she would always throw a fit if I did, like when you pick the "face it you've never had a relationship like this before" option. She always takes it so personally.
3 weeks ago
Anonymous
That option om particular will make her unhappy, but you can do all sorts of dumb stuff and she will roll with it mad make jokes
Generally it depends on reading the situation. If its something important and strikes at her inner turmoil, she wont like it. If its just "for fun" she will roll with it.
3 weeks ago
Anonymous
this game is so fucking cringe
now I see why you fucks never talk about gameplay (it's shit), because it's a fucking incel waifu simulator
3 weeks ago
Anonymous
why are you in a thread about a game you don't like lol
3 weeks ago
Anonymous
just doug thigns
3 weeks ago
Anonymous
>"game"
3 weeks ago
Anonymous
>"meme arrow AND quotations"
based retard, I'm gonna start doing this
3 weeks ago
Anonymous
REEEEEEEEEEE a bait obvious. Go back to Gale he has some magic tricks to show you
>kiss me like you hate me
Wattpad tier shit. Writing in this game, and modern crpgs in general, is so unbelievable shit. The millennial writer wave is upon us. There isn't even a lot of text in this game compared to bg1 and 2 (bad thing).
The human brain have difficulties (for not saying a complete impossibility) differentiating fiction from reality.
We tend to copy both things that are habitual to our context and thing that we deem adaptative (high status, good for survival, good for obtaining resources, friends and sex included).
If you have a good relationship with your father for example you will copy his way of talking, sense of humor, jokes, mannerism, etc. The same with people that you admire, for example some boss or leader figure that is actually good to you.
At the same time for example if you are part of a group of friends and you have a friend that is extremely good with the ladies you will copy his way of talking, moving, etc.
The amerimutt culture is based on retarded hollywood movies and series.
Their collective mind and collective spirit is the product of the minds of garden gnomes.
They have a gnomish sense of humor, they have gnomish set of values, they have a gnomish sense of morals.
You will see that americas constantly imitate and reenact what they see in movies and series.
For example this sort of cringey sense of humor.
>made her my go to DPS for the game up till then >my lvl 8 Dragonborn sorcerer can't last even a single turn against her onslaught >have loving, passionate sex right after
No, romance is a tiny portion of the overall game. That being said, by mainstream standards it IS extremely horny and whoever wrote Lae'zel deserves a medal.
If you think there are enough trannies to account for the amount of sales and positive reception this game has received then you might as well give up on gaming entirely because you're outnumbered. Fortunately, you're delusional, and BG3's success is simply due to it being a good game.
I beat this game before you. I beat this game faster than you. I've beaten this game more than you. I am a better player than you ever will be. Continue to embrace your mediocrity and treating BG3 like it's the hardest thing since social contact for you. Get back to once you figure out why you're an absolute retard. Then we can discuss why you're still one when we move onto the second part of your statement.
>Zero percent chance you’re getting through with no heals
I mean, you can say that all you want, but it doesn't change the fact that you're wrong.
So you’re doing 100s of damage per turn every turn in multiple bursts? Guess I should watch some min/max YouTube videos before I play the game instead of just playing like a normal person. Didn’t realize autism was required
>So you’re doing 100s of damage per turn every turn in multiple bursts?
I don't know how much damage I was doing, but if that's the required number for it to make sense, then yes. >Guess I should watch some min/max YouTube videos before I play the game
moron, it's not that hard. My first playthrough was paladin MC, berserker Karlach, war cleric Shadowheart and evocation wizard Gale. I didn't watch any guides or anything like that and I breezed my way through the game. I can't comprehend why you're making this game out to be so much harder than it is.
The real secret is:
Dialog is for homosexuals.
Strike hard, strike first.
When you know the encounters and the adds and shit, you can basically just put your party into the corners and just jump in one by one to avoid worrying about initiative.
Alert helps if you're a dexlet. If you're a dexlet, just get the gloves of dex from the Yankee vendor.
>for heals
I've never used Shadowheart as a healer, that's what short and long rests are for. Stop taking so much damage. >Astarion for lockpicking
Karlach or Lae'zel + the gloves that give you advantage on sleight of hand checks function just fine for lockpicking, not to mention all the other gear that you can use to stack bonuses.
There’s bosses that are literally immune to the first 10 hits you do to them every turn and hit for like 45 damage, in a room with 15 other creatures. Zero percent chance you’re getting through with no heals
>Hold monster >magic missile
Took I think 3 turns total to get through the bhaal fight, I think I used a potion on gale after the boss was already dead
>Astarion
Understandable point >Shadowheart for heals
Lol? Lmao? How bad are you? Sure some emergency heal can come in handy but you realistically can just get someone who does more damage than shart and end the encounter before there is any need to
Almost every fucking character in the game can heal and there's a ton of potions potions everywhere. I'm complete dogshit at crpgs and even I don't bring her
There's a major story event that potentially causes her to stop worshipping Shar, and if she does then she dyes her hair white. It's never stated, but I imagine this is to indicate she's now a follower of Selune.
Bullying. Shadowheart's appeal is that you can bully her all the time and she loves it. Choose the riskiest options and she'll have banter for it, blueball her and sabotage her attempts to be sexy. Make her the dork she is with her fingerguns after you give her night orchids.
Simple >Redeem her >Save her parents from Shar >Become Bhaal's chosen >Slaughter the world including her parents in Bhaal's name and she will clap in joy.
I killed him because I everytime I see the goblins throwing rocks at him in his bear form I get reminded of the bear scene and get incredibly angry. No peace for degenerates. I don't even romance shadowheart
Can we talk about how poorly implemented Hirelings are? Why can't I customize their fucking looks, race etc.? Why can I run a full Drow squad in multiplayer but not in single player?
I feel like the real reason is the same reason we cant change appearance in-game. They just dont know how to add the character creator into the game once you are out of the initial screen. Something is breaking.
God I wish I was the player character and actually had three extremely hot women lusting after me and then sharing our lives together in pure spiritual bliss until we grow old
Dude, your discord buddies are failing take whats left of your sopping shazamgay ass and leave this board you will never get another TORtanic no matter how hard you bust your balls on the wall about it.
I wonder if the >shadowheart cucks you reeee >noooo you can't kill halsin or tell her no you have to be a self hating cuck like me !!
and >tencent owns larian guis guis I don't understand shares
are the samer posters. I really wonder what kind of autism drives them, because even for Ganker standards it's a very advanced form of autism
Stats dont lie
And it's always some pitbull apologist woman crying over her dogs being put down as her children are in graves lol. You remind me of them
Unrealistic that you have to actually spend so much time to get sex from anyone in d&d where you could just cast hold or charm person and have your way easily
coomer shit didn't sell anything, if that were the case then every game with coomer shit would sell well but most of them don't. bg3 sold well because it's the best rpg since fallout new vegas and it has no competition
>coomer shit didn't sell anything
Don't pretend like the massive free advertisement from the bear scene didn't have a huge impact on sales.
Most people didn't even know of this until the bear sex got widely publicized. Most of the sales came from that incident alone.
>Don't pretend like the massive free advertisement from the bear scene didn't have a huge impact on sales.
this is basically D&D retro. 90s shit was just as greasy as BG3
I've played d&d for 20 years and don't recall ever having nude people around or gratuitous sex let alone gay shit.
Maybe because I play with women and men and sometimes teens. Maybe the type of horny men who would watch porn together or go to strip clubs might have games like BG3
bro nobody's gonna ERP with you in a fucking group.
I'm talking about the side material in the 90s was just gauchy af with needless sex references or romances trying to be "cool" but ending cringe as fuck.
It was just a general problem with fantasy at the time I think. There's a reason D&D settings were getting out competed by other franchises for nearly all the 00s and 10s.
Okay but I just wish they would have made bg3 with no romance sex degeneracy
3 weeks ago
Anonymous
There's been dozens of super duper serious games in the last 10 years and they will most likely keep being released.
At worst you'll get more games like Divinity setting. But I repeat: BG3 being a super horny game about le quirky romances is a fluke.
The next larian game will not be a flop but it will not get good reviews either. People say they "love" but in truth they can only tolerate so much cheesy shit. In a few years the novelty will wear off and popular opinion will move from "based" to "cringe" and any attempts at making more games like it will be seen as greasy.
no way it's the reason they made the game kek. i think there was one "problematic" gay scene that triggered straights because the game literally assumes everyone is bisexual and you can't establish boundaries until a character straight up flirts with you.
Is there any benefit to being monogamous with Shadowcute and turning down the other girls? I like Karlach too but won’t risk losing any Shadowheart content.
I am sorry, but Larian mods dont like it when you call Shadowheart enjoyers cucks.
They banned people from saying it in the Shadowheart romance thread on the official forums.
>insert your sick fucked up fetish into game >get mad when called out for it
Cucks are truly the lowest form of being less worthy of life than the most voracious flesh eating bacteria
>mfw beating and beheading cuckolds after you take their "wife" as a sex slave doesn't violate the NAP (they relinquished their property rights to their wife and to their life)
You're bitter and probably balding. BG3 is GOTY, get ready to filter a lot of Larian threads.
3 weeks ago
Anonymous
They are intentionally filter evading. 8/11 threads up right now don't mention BG3 or Baldur's Gate Three. Are you not in the discord?
I haven't played this. Why does she have white hair in some pictures and black hair in other pictures?
You mindbreak her into not worshipping her distinctly evil god and instead worshipping the exact opposite good god in about 1 line of dialogue. Good guy color is white so Selune color is white..
I had an anon tell me yesterday that 7 paladin/5Warlcok with pact of the blade on wyll would give him three attacks? He's level 5 war with pact of the blade but I don't quite see what he meant. Is this exclusively for specific weapons?
No, Paladins get a second attack at level 5
So do pact of the blade warlocks
Usually this doesnt stack, but for some reason it stacks with warlocks. So you get 3 attacks at level 10.
You need paladin extra attack and pact of the blade extra attack. Blade Warlock extra attack won't trigger unless you bind your pact weapon (you have to do this every long rest) and you'll get 3 attacks.
nta but some people just don't care about spoilers, myself included. In fact, spoilers often improve my experience, like when I got spoiled on how awful Karlach's endings are which got me to romance Lae'zel instead.
given her characterization how do you think she (or your waifu for everyone else) reacted when Bhaal just Power Word: Kills the Durge when they deny their birthright? Yea Withers revives you, and no companions really have much to say, but they all literally watched you just die by having all your blood torn out of you by a demigod.
Honestly if bg was more faithful to the original gamplay I would probably buy a ps5 just to play it if its really available on that console. I bought an Xboxx. divinity original sin 2 just didn't land with me. I'm just not a turn base player. Too bad. Even with with all the gay shit I'm more mad at the gameplay change and I think I understand the hate for nu-fallout now. I'm sure its a similar feeling. I say this as a Bethesda fallout fan. I think I get it now. Anyways sucks for me in this case. Hope you guys enjoy bg3 like I enjoyed bg1-2. No sale here.
To anyone thinking about romancing Lae'zel, I recommend playing a githyanki. If you free Orpheus, Lae'zel will want to ride off to join the fight against Vlaakith. If you're NOT a githyanki, you CANNOT go with her. It's not all bad since you can just convince her to stay with you, but to me it's a much better ending if you ride off with her to help free the githyanki and hypothetically live forever in the Astral Plane together.
Gith can control their reproduction, though it's not clear if they're literally asexual or if they can simply choose if they get pregnant or not. In any event, yes, you can creampie Lae'zel as much as you want.
At least she's willing to settle down with me in the end. I don't care how many hundreds of men she fucked before our relationship. I love my frog wife. It also means she knows how to pleasure a man. All that fucking was just practice for our relationship.
I'm not some virgin incel. I know that women aren't always going to be virgins. Lae'zel may have had a bunch of past flings, but the only thing that matters is who she decided to settle down with in the end.
She also probably hasn't had many flings, she's undoubtedly not a virgin but she's likely the youngest out of all the companions. Gale is probably ~30, same with Wyll, Shadowheart is at least 40 (confirmed via stuff you find in her cloister), Karlach is at LEAST 26 and everyone else is over 100 years old. Lae'zel hasn't even fully become a githyanki adult or whatever by bringing a mind flayer head back, so I wouldn't be surprised if she's in her early 20s.
>She also probably hasn't had many flings, she's undoubtedly not a virgin but she's likely the youngest out of all the companions.
You age isn't what determines the amount of sex partners you had in life.
3 weeks ago
Anonymous
No shit, but a promiscuous 21 year old likely hasn't had as much sex as a promiscuous 30 year old. Combined with how reclusive the gith are, I doubt Lae'zel has had sex with many different people.
3 weeks ago
Anonymous
>but a promiscuous 21 year old likely hasn't had as much sex as a promiscuous 30 year old
And that doesn't translate to "hasn't had many flings". Lae'zel is young, but she's also a fucking slut.
3 weeks ago
Anonymous
no
3 weeks ago
Anonymous
She's relieved that she's Githyanki and can freely have sex without getting pregnant.
She's a whore anon, all the women in this game are.
3 weeks ago
Anonymous
>is one of the only monogamous companions
no
3 weeks ago
Anonymous
A monogamous whore is still a whore, you can cope or your can cope.
>Reminder that if your romancer doesn't pass the drow sibling test, they're canonically a whore
Also if they're Lae'zel. Only ones that aren't complete whores are maybe Minthara and Karlach
The real queen everyone wants but too weak to get. Made for monogamous relationships only. Seethe you fucking retards that end up with this shar slut only because they spared red morons.
It's neither, she was a Lolth cultist who was brainwashed by the Absolute. You break her Absolute conditioning, but she can't exactly return to Lolth as she isn't a very forgiving goddess. She's essentially a drow outcast now.
Yeah, it's kinda sad. It goes to show that most zoomers and modern "gamers" are basically just simps, considering a haggard, used-up, obnoxious whore is enough to sell a game.
Then again, I guess it's not just zoomers. People fell for that shit back in the Mass Effect days.
Being a paladin and fighting in hell beside her forever is by far the best ending in the game
It's like the exact opposite of what she wants, you have to convince her to go back, or she chooses death.
3 weeks ago
Anonymous
she can technically go back with Wyll, but who tf cares about that jogger
3 weeks ago
Anonymous
Karlach's isn't worth it, the endings are fucking horrible. I know you didn't mention Lae'zel, but unless her appearance just repulses you then I'd recommend trying her out. It's genuinely very good.
No, just another scene on the go-to hell ending.
[...]
Karlach is innocent, though.
if I do Shadowheart, should I respec from a Cleric of Mystra to a Selunite?
3 weeks ago
Anonymous
You should not. The only thing you have to care about is having Halsing in your party, otherwise she will never fuck you
3 weeks ago
Anonymous
You should play what you want and then look up the Selunite-specific stuff on the internet (unless you genuinely want to play as a Selune cleric).
Karlach's isn't worth it, the endings are fucking horrible. I know you didn't mention Lae'zel, but unless her appearance just repulses you then I'd recommend trying her out. It's genuinely very good.
>Wyll is the blade of the sword coast but only useful for eldritch cummie blast spam, hunger of hadar and the occasional recast concentrated spell
What is with the rampant false advertising in this game? Is pact of blade even usable?
>Is pact of blade even usable?
Yes, especially if you're multiclassing. The problem is that it doesn't mesh well with your casting and eldritch blast is so ridiculously powerful that in many cases you're better off using it instead of doing two melee attacks. Again though, as a multiclass option it's really good.
GOO is probably the best regardless if you'd need to spec around crit to get more of it. That said, getting the Frighten proc every once and a while is still good.
Fiend is good if you need more consistency and tankiness.
I like most of the companions and want them to be happy. If you're not romancing Gale or Shadowheart, they should get together. If you're not romancing Wyll or Karlach, they should get together. If you're not romancing Astarion or Lae'zel, they should at least have sex but probably not actually get together. I think stuff like that is neat.
I am 100% certain that Astarion enjoys casual sex, even if deep down he wants a proper relationship. Hell, have him and Lae'zel actually have a relationship for all I care, I just don't see it working in my head.
3 weeks ago
Anonymous
>I am 100% certain that Astarion enjoys casual sex
Anon, he himself says he feels nothing and finds sex filthy due to his 200 years of basically rape.
Tell him you want a casual and fun relationship and he'll tell you he's not doing that anymore and break up.
Hell, Astarion implies you two don't even fuck that much because of his issues.
>If you're not romancing Astarion or Lae'zel, they should at least have sex but probably not actually get together.
They do have sex. Lae'zel will also have sex with Wyll. She basically goes around the camp asking the men to fuck her.
I thought this was removed for the full release? I remember it happening in EA. If that's still the case, neat, but my point for the other companions still stands.
Nah that's dumb. Realistically your adventure lasts at best, up to a month. Everyone just ends up being horny and falling in love - the romance in this game isn't written very well. We don't need more unrealistic relationships with everyone fucking each other in the camp. If anything the game needs to cut down the amount of romancability available and make more space and content for new short race companions.
You're thinking of a ring. The gloves that provide blade ward on heal are from Zevlor (pickpocket, kill or complete his quest to resolve the goblin/druid conflict). The ring that provides bless on heal is sold by Volo or Grat the goblin trader. Instead of asking on Ganker, next time you should simply check bg3.wiki
>Everyone loves Shadowheart or Karlach >Almost nobody likes frog because by the time they realize she's actually a good, complex character with the soul of a poet and not a raging cunt, they've already settled on Shadowheart or Karlach. >Barely anyone goes after Minthara because you need to sacrifice multiple companions, vendors, and some really good quest rewards to keep her around with little in return beyond drussy.
She's not. Jaheira and Minsc are weaker because they barely exist.
Halsin is so poorly written his drags Shadowheart down a bit with him.
Wyl is just fucking boring. The most exciting thing about Wyll is the cheeky cunt cambion holding his leash.
Lae'zel and Astarion are genuinely the best written companions. Shadowheart since in "Safe but predictable" with Gale. They're not badly written characters, they just don't wow you. Especially Gale. Because nobody has totally ever read or seen a story about a wizard who got too high on his own hubris farts and did something fucking stupid before.
Karlach is there too but her writing is generally worse and incomplete. She's just elevated by the sheer effort her voice actress pours into every line of dialogue.
I can't comment on Minthara because I didn't have her in my playthrough.
>people go for the hot and approachable girls and not for the ones that arent as hot and act very uninviting and aggressive
Woah! Its almost like its just like that IRL! First impressions matter.
To be fair, Minthara is perfectly approachable and inviting.
I'm just not going to pick her when killing her means Alfira is alive to hand me a robe that makes my Sorlock an Eldritch Blast of madd destruction. Especially when you get a staff in act 3 that let's you cast Chain Lightning as a fucking cantrip.
I will always prioritize more power over pussy.
She's not. Jaheira and Minsc are weaker because they barely exist.
Halsin is so poorly written his drags Shadowheart down a bit with him.
Wyl is just fucking boring. The most exciting thing about Wyll is the cheeky cunt cambion holding his leash.
Lae'zel and Astarion are genuinely the best written companions. Shadowheart since in "Safe but predictable" with Gale. They're not badly written characters, they just don't wow you. Especially Gale. Because nobody has totally ever read or seen a story about a wizard who got too high on his own hubris farts and did something fucking stupid before.
Karlach is there too but her writing is generally worse and incomplete. She's just elevated by the sheer effort her voice actress pours into every line of dialogue.
I can't comment on Minthara because I didn't have her in my playthrough.
I hope Shar is canon route
I want Mother Superior Shadowheart in BG4
They can also hint Tav COULD be her LI this way because, according to the slides that got cut but will potentially get readded, where she sneaks off to at night and who she meets is a mystery to everyone but there are rumors of an old flame.
So is it Tav? Is it someone else? Is Tav a boy or a girl or a squid? Nobody ever has to know or mention.
I don’t know gay, what happened to Anomen and several other neutral characters like shart who could go either way or have an obvious darker outside influence pushing them in the wrong direction which they must overcome?
if you want to larp as le ebil trickster that’s fine but to conflate “obvious evil drow” epilogue with the rest is intentionally retarded
That would be boring.
Shar is a cunt and the only reason Viconia works as a mother superior of Shar is because Viconia is a cunt that grew up in Menzobarranzan and would have stayed and kept being a cunt if she wasn't too much of a cunt for het housr's liking.
Shadowheart staying a Shar worshipper doesn't work just like Viconia becoming lawful good doesn't work.
Yeah but its going to be a bit more tearful to see how she is now doing to other people what others had done to her and how far someone who could have been a nice, loving girl has fallen, you know. Would be far more emotional than her and her wife looking after chickens.
>it's me mom and dad. I'm Jenevelle >plunging neckline all the way down to her belly button. tits halfway exposed >pants so tight her ass is eating them >pants fully form to her vag
her parents are mercy kills in that situation kek
That would be boring.
Shar is a cunt and the only reason Viconia works as a mother superior of Shar is because Viconia is a cunt that grew up in Menzobarranzan and would have stayed and kept being a cunt if she wasn't too much of a cunt for het housr's liking.
Shadowheart staying a Shar worshipper doesn't work just like Viconia becoming lawful good doesn't work.
She went full Selune but the temple had lawful good types that didn't hesitate to kill Shar worshipers or vampire spawn like Asteribro. She eventually sided against the temple and had to turn to Shar. She is the Mother Superior because she's too good for this world, the dark knight.
I killed KArlach in my current run and i'm romancing laezel with intentions fo freeing orpheus
Did I fuck myself on an ending with her?
Are my only choices going to be me being a mind flayer or orpheus being a mind flayer?
>Are my only choices going to be me being a mind flayer or orpheus being a mind flayer?
Yes, because Larian are retarded and botched the endings. Just have Orpheus turn into a mindflayer (however he fucking does that) and then take his two dragons and ride off with Lae'zel to defeat Vlaakith, assuming you're a gith. If you're not a gith the choice to make Orpheus a mindflayer is even easier since you can't go with Lae'zel and have to convince her to stay in Faerun if you want the romance to continue.
The whole "someone MUST be a mindflayer" thing isn't properly justified and it's retarded in any event, doubly so with motherfucking ORPHEUS SON OF GITH THE LADY WHO SINGLEHANDEDLY TOPPLED THE MINDFLAYER EMPIRE AND WHOSE ENTIRE SHTICK IS BEING ABLE TO DISRUPT MINDFLAYER HIVEMINDS has to MAGICALLY WITH NO EXPLANATION WHATSOEVER TURN HIMSELF INTO A MINDFLAYER. Seriously, how the fuck does he do that? He doesn't have a tadpole, and becoming a mindflayer isn't just some transformation, it's the TADPOLE transforming and using your body to do so. It makes ZERO sense. Orpheus shouldn't need to transform in the first place, but the fact that he CAN transform into a mindflayer is simply insane, FUCKING HOW
I don't know. Pray for a Definitive edition. I love this game a whole fucking lot but that ending and portions of act 3 just need like an entire new production pass.
Does Gale have to like me a lot? Last time I brought gale with me that wasn't an option, but admittedly I wasn't in high praises and I didn't finish his quest.
Are you sure you can do that? I don't recall there being an option to confirm that Gale will blow himself up prior to someone being forced to become a mindflayer. He definitely tells you that he could do it prior to then, but I don't think you lock in the decision until right before you ascend to the final fight (which is stupid if I'm right).
Does Gale have to like me a lot? Last time I brought gale with me that wasn't an option, but admittedly I wasn't in high praises and I didn't finish his quest.
Are you sure you can do that? I don't recall there being an option to confirm that Gale will blow himself up prior to someone being forced to become a mindflayer. He definitely tells you that he could do it prior to then, but I don't think you lock in the decision until right before you ascend to the final fight (which is stupid if I'm right).
They won't learn any lessons, because the main lesson of BG3 is that if you make a good game then people will buy it, and most AAA devs are incapable of making good games. The ones that are capable of making good games don't need to learn anything from BG3.
a false correlation = causation, that high sales and positive reviews are the result of chud fag shit and not for gameplay and graphics and other regular normal shit
it’s why blacked and incest porn got so popular, people hover thumbnails and look at the girl and the positions and go “that girl is hot” and watch the video, and the content creators thought “omg everyone has rape incest bbc fetish, that’s what’s selling it!!!” instead of realizing people only watch for ass, tits, and camera angles
Between those two options, tiefling. Bard already gets light armor proficiency and valor/sword bard will give you shield proficiency, cancelling out most of the benefit of playing a half-elf (proficiencies). Valor bard will cancel out all advantages as they get martial weapons proficiency, making the half-elf's polearm proficiencies worthless. Go full elf if you want to be an elf bard.
I visit these threads once in a while to see if there's anything that would actually make me interested in this game and everything I see just makes me less interested.
Is there a single romance option that isn't thoroughly used or is the idea of a relationship where both partners have a combined single digit body count too "icky" for western devs?
Where do you get this dress? I'm pretty deep into Act 3 and I haven't run across it yet. I have her wearing Minthara's camp outfit but I want this so it can match her hair.
There's a shop that sells it I don't remember the name but you have to stop a Bhaal cultist from murdering a black dwarf and they sell it. Besides that I think you can find it in Cazador's place and maybe in Raphael's room at the brothel.
When I first played the game, the vampire reveal was a genuine surprise for me. After replaying it, I can't believe I missed all the totally obvious shit he would do and say. I even missed the teeth.
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
>the vampire reveal was a genuine surprise for me.
I mean, surprises are cool so I'm happy for you but that's honestly concerning.
In regards to combat only, what's the most OP combination of 4 classes you could have as your party? A combination that would just wipe the floor and cover every single situation
Starfield not only lets you make cutter girls than this man faced chud, it also has body sliders for fat and muscle and it lets you check them move in a chair wearing just underwear.
She has several adorably cringier reactions like when you request a kiss as a selunite and she doesn't know how she will explain it to Shar
She is such a cutie!
Or when you fail your insight check that she wants you to hiss her in your first evening together
Bless whoever added it to the game, I feel like the "roguish charm" is kinda rare in games these days.
Getting a girl flustered because you brazenly read her bluff and know that she is into you no matter what she claims feels really satisfying
She is quite playful in general. You can pick more daring options in dialogues and she won't get mad. That's super rare.
Yeah, I know, you can meme it up a lot, but usually its when she is being neutral or sweet and you bring some memery into it.
In this instance she starts off angry and ends up all cute and timid.
>make perfect woman
>insert your sick fucking fetishes to make her anything less than perfect
Fuck the writers of this game
She will literally do whatever you ask her.
>I want to fuck devils on the side
Ok
>I want to fuck Halsin on the side
Ok
>I want to fuck Halsin and I want you to join
Ok
>I want to be strictly monogamous
Ok
>I want us to break up
Ok... I will be easy to find if you change your mind
People push her down the route of being poly and then act surprised.
>has no agency whatsoever and is just a vehicle for the desires of the player and writers
She is probably the easiest person to manipulate out of the group, yes.
as it should be
it's implied she wants to be monogamous but since she was raised in an evil sex cult, she'll accept polygamy
She has a specific flag in regards to whether you are monogamous or not and will only talk about having children with you if you are in a monogamous relationship.
Not really the point though is it
Having defined characters that have actual personallity traits, wants, desires and needs rather than someone who will just be into whatever your character is makes for a much more compelling character overall
She has defined personality traits and desires and you can see them shine through regardless of which way you go.
If you slaughter the grove she will feel terrible and gorge herself on wine but if you help them, she will feel good and wonder why. Because she is a good person and the whole "Shar" thing is pure cult indoctrination.
She will spare the Nightsong if you dont interfere with her and let her come to her own conclusions. She will generally be a jokester and a tease. She will doubt that she wants to be a Justiciar when she catches feelings for you, etc.
She has a solid separation between her actual wants and what her internal moral compass tells her to do and what her religious indoctrination tells her to do. And you can choose to push her so she plunges into the abyss.
Otherwise she is a kind, helpful, loving girl who likes to joke around and her biggest dream is to have a family.
What you mean to say is that she's bland as fuck as easy to tell her to do whatever you want her to do without her even commenting on it.
She has less of an edge than karlach, and she was supposed to be a shar cultist.
She's supposed to be the girl next door who got indoctrinator into an evil ideology and you get to save and life a happy life with.
cheapens the experience if she gets a happy ending none the worse for wear, no?
Plus she has no agency whatsoever, the sole reason she rejected Shar is because the angel chick talked about MUH PARENTS. No character arc no nothing and a few long rests later, she now worships Selune? Without any dialogue about her new faith mind you, Shart's sidequests are just ass.
Real women are just as easy to manipulate.
She has nowhere to go and nobody who loves her. Makes perfect sense she'll do whatever you want to have a semblance of what she thinks she deserves.
You can abuse her or love her.
Astarion had it even worse and he still feels fucking around is terrible.
I don't romance guys so I wouldn't know. That's some gay shit.
Astarion has also been alive four times as much as Shadowheart and had to capture prey for Cazador, the thrill wears off after a while
well that's just the result of his type of abuse. Plus despite her past shadowheart gets a happy ending - brainwashing reversed, reunited with parents, beloved of the goddess. whereas astarion finds a peace of mind such as it is, but he's still undead, can't lead a normal life, and still has ptsd. they're different. his past and trauma don't magically disappear. neither does shart's but hers is greatly alleviated by the fact that she doesn't really lose anything at all
you can tell a seething femcel wrote this. shadowheart is better written than astarion
She's a cultist recruiter. Duh? Her job is to manipulate you by thinking you get your own way.
The polygamy path feels weirdly bolted onto her character when she literally fantasized about a quiet life with you alone and potentially your kids.
??? I fucked Karlah and she complained and broke it off with me
Idk anon maybe the stuff I had were bugs/oversights. I was literally pulled out of the game when I joked about taking back the night orchids I found for her because she threatened to break my fingers if I did. I then nearly gave up on the romance when I picked the "Shadowheart please don't do this" option with Nightsong because she then threatened to "walk over my corpse" to kill this stranger. This was all after the general bitchiness she has in Act 1 so my impression of her was "she can't take a joke, just be serious and honest with her." If she wasn't so sweet in Act 3 I probably would have broken up with her and stayed single since I'd missed 2 Acts worth of romance with others.
No idea, anon, she has been sweet and loving to me since early act 1.
Here's her at the goblin camp
She was nice at the party with the Tieflings but she never had that playful attitude, except in those options in those pictures. I really wanted to be like that with her but she would always throw a fit if I did, like when you pick the "face it you've never had a relationship like this before" option. She always takes it so personally.
That option om particular will make her unhappy, but you can do all sorts of dumb stuff and she will roll with it mad make jokes
Generally it depends on reading the situation. If its something important and strikes at her inner turmoil, she wont like it. If its just "for fun" she will roll with it.
this game is so fucking cringe
now I see why you fucks never talk about gameplay (it's shit), because it's a fucking incel waifu simulator
why are you in a thread about a game you don't like lol
just doug thigns
>"game"
>"meme arrow AND quotations"
based retard, I'm gonna start doing this
REEEEEEEEEEE a bait obvious. Go back to Gale he has some magic tricks to show you
You left out when you can respond that the others will obviously think you were building sandcastles.
>kiss me like you hate me
Wattpad tier shit. Writing in this game, and modern crpgs in general, is so unbelievable shit. The millennial writer wave is upon us. There isn't even a lot of text in this game compared to bg1 and 2 (bad thing).
How would you write it then, tard?
>You dumb bitch. You stupid, stupid bitch. God you're so fucking dumb.
I gave her the idol and the flower and never got any option to kiss her
The face of a 60 old hag
the words of a 14 year old gay
40
Shadowheart is canonically trans.
In your fucked up head maybe.
If you look like this I will bang you too. Also kys gay
Why do americans do this gesture
its worse, the woman who added it is Br*tish
The human brain have difficulties (for not saying a complete impossibility) differentiating fiction from reality.
We tend to copy both things that are habitual to our context and thing that we deem adaptative (high status, good for survival, good for obtaining resources, friends and sex included).
If you have a good relationship with your father for example you will copy his way of talking, sense of humor, jokes, mannerism, etc. The same with people that you admire, for example some boss or leader figure that is actually good to you.
At the same time for example if you are part of a group of friends and you have a friend that is extremely good with the ladies you will copy his way of talking, moving, etc.
The amerimutt culture is based on retarded hollywood movies and series.
Their collective mind and collective spirit is the product of the minds of garden gnomes.
They have a gnomish sense of humor, they have gnomish set of values, they have a gnomish sense of morals.
You will see that americas constantly imitate and reenact what they see in movies and series.
For example this sort of cringey sense of humor.
>garden gnomes came up with this and that and everyone copied it
no, it's all from europe. americans are just weird europeans.
>reddit fingers
>you're pretty good
Shadowheart my beloved
Cute!
>Better call Saul!
i can accept black congo morons in pseudomedieval fantasy games but finger guns? no way
DIE SNOY
Drop the console war brother and seek salvation in the light of Selune!
Fuck i got beach but no shadowbitch
now i get it why this bitch its so shilled, you're just a bunch of lonely virgins gays .
Impressive, now post all the Starslop pasta getting spammed
>add cute white girls to your game
>it sells
I'm glad this mystery has been solved, now the industry can thrive
SHE SINGLE HANDED SAVED STARFIELD SALES
Shadowheart?
signle ended cucked all the players
What's wrong with her nose ? That looks uncanny as fuck.
She has FAS
Will Larian release similar stats as they did a week after the full launch? I'd be interested to see how our girls ranked in popularity
SHE WON
Marry Kill Fuck
so wrong
I like Lae'zel 🙂
>leave her for minty
>"you will not be source of my bruises anymore, but the scars you leave me will last long"
I felt pretty bad
don't do that >:(
Anon makes many a mistake
many such cases
aww
>Make her paladin
>Get smitered to ashes in this scene
>jerk off into the pile of dust left behind
best result all round
>made her my go to DPS for the game up till then
>my lvl 8 Dragonborn sorcerer can't last even a single turn against her onslaught
>have loving, passionate sex right after
I give her an elixir of the colossos beforehand.
is this entire fucking game just a thinly veiled cultural expression of bdsm and kink
No, romance is a tiny portion of the overall game. That being said, by mainstream standards it IS extremely horny and whoever wrote Lae'zel deserves a medal.
>thinly veiled
This is so cringe. Dak'kon, cast Balance in All Things
>one shot this bitch with crit smite
>dump her the next morning when I realise we're basically married
honestly felt bad about, but I was just about to go to dammon to fix karlach.
No it didn't. Game only sold well because the devs are lgbt allies and the game is trans friendly
You overestimate the number of trannies in the world
If you think there are enough trannies to account for the amount of sales and positive reception this game has received then you might as well give up on gaming entirely because you're outnumbered. Fortunately, you're delusional, and BG3's success is simply due to it being a good game.
>Spherehunter will sell our game
And she did
>can't challenge Raphael to a fiddle contest
I'm still fucking mad
>666 hp
That was a cute touch tho
>There's no Inspiration tied to Raphael called Played Like A Damn Fiddle
Considering how many of them are references, I was actually surprised.
She just can't stop winning bros!
Fools, fools, how hard you have fought
Brave, brave, but it's all been for naught
True Souls that couldn't be bought
Doomed, detected, and caught
No more deals, it's over
The final act, your doom
No more grace, it's over
This House of Hope
Consumed
His Disney song was great and I'm tired of pretending it wasn't.
someone post the image of Halsin fucking her and her constantly fantasizing about him. I unfortunately lost it
Holy shit
>this is a vanilla model
>the only modded part is the camera angle
>"why are so many people choosing to romance Shadowheart lol? I don't get it"
Meanwhille this is Shadowheart
I would unironically eat her shit if she pooped
Where is her cutely awkward stance?
That mole on her butt
>you are absolutely forced to bring Shadowheart for heals and Astarion for lockpicking and trap disarm unless you reclass people
Fucking gay, pretty annoying that 3/4 of your party is decided before you even do anything.
>>you are absolutely forced to bring Shadowheart for heals
You are absolutely dogshit at the game.
Don’t play on easy mode, sorry. Enjoy wiping to the bosses that do your entire health bar in one hit while being swarmed by 20 adds. dumbfuck
I beat this game before you. I beat this game faster than you. I've beaten this game more than you. I am a better player than you ever will be. Continue to embrace your mediocrity and treating BG3 like it's the hardest thing since social contact for you. Get back to once you figure out why you're an absolute retard. Then we can discuss why you're still one when we move onto the second part of your statement.
So you’re doing 100s of damage per turn every turn in multiple bursts? Guess I should watch some min/max YouTube videos before I play the game instead of just playing like a normal person. Didn’t realize autism was required
>So you’re doing 100s of damage per turn every turn in multiple bursts?
I don't know how much damage I was doing, but if that's the required number for it to make sense, then yes.
>Guess I should watch some min/max YouTube videos before I play the game
moron, it's not that hard. My first playthrough was paladin MC, berserker Karlach, war cleric Shadowheart and evocation wizard Gale. I didn't watch any guides or anything like that and I breezed my way through the game. I can't comprehend why you're making this game out to be so much harder than it is.
The real secret is:
Dialog is for homosexuals.
Strike hard, strike first.
When you know the encounters and the adds and shit, you can basically just put your party into the corners and just jump in one by one to avoid worrying about initiative.
Alert helps if you're a dexlet. If you're a dexlet, just get the gloves of dex from the Yankee vendor.
> the game is
> LE HARD
lol
lmao even
You can reclass or get hirelings
>for heals
I've never used Shadowheart as a healer, that's what short and long rests are for. Stop taking so much damage.
>Astarion for lockpicking
Karlach or Lae'zel + the gloves that give you advantage on sleight of hand checks function just fine for lockpicking, not to mention all the other gear that you can use to stack bonuses.
There’s bosses that are literally immune to the first 10 hits you do to them every turn and hit for like 45 damage, in a room with 15 other creatures. Zero percent chance you’re getting through with no heals
>Zero percent chance you’re getting through with no heals
I mean, you can say that all you want, but it doesn't change the fact that you're wrong.
>Hold monster
>magic missile
Took I think 3 turns total to get through the bhaal fight, I think I used a potion on gale after the boss was already dead
>Astarion
Understandable point
>Shadowheart for heals
Lol? Lmao? How bad are you? Sure some emergency heal can come in handy but you realistically can just get someone who does more damage than shart and end the encounter before there is any need to
Almost every fucking character in the game can heal and there's a ton of potions potions everywhere. I'm complete dogshit at crpgs and even I don't bring her
wow a dumb retard with a bunch of dumb retard (you)s
I have picked every lock in the game with gale
>bring healer
>spend action to heal someone for 12 hp
vs
>bring another martial like a monk with 7 attacks that deals 200 dmg
I'm running Monk 6/ Rogue 4 / 2 Fighter plus Tavern Brawler plus the gloves giving 23 strength. It's unreal
>It's unreal
to be fair you picked literally the most broken meta martial combo in the game that even makes throw barb look weak
Healers are just not that good, the only thing they are decent at is healing downed companions so others don't spend action helping them up
i dunno, never played on anything but the middle difficulty and ive never once healed in combat outside of potions. 99 of locks you can just smash
the only difficulty is tactician and the only reason to heal ever is to give everyone in your party blade ward and bless for 2 turns
i put me peeper in lae'zel but wanna romance karlach is it still all buggy if you end your fling with her
still in act 1
https://files.catbox.moe/iu2gbn.png
Shadowbush!
Anyone got a better pic?
Bg3 and starfield trannies need to fuck off
Yeah we need another vidya butts thread
HELL HELL
HELL HAS ITS LAWS
Why does her hair change? is she launch?
She washed it sir you should try doing the same
There's a major story event that potentially causes her to stop worshipping Shar, and if she does then she dyes her hair white. It's never stated, but I imagine this is to indicate she's now a follower of Selune.
Go back and take your cuck fantasies with you.
>cuck fantasies
There in the game you brought you cuck
I love this lil bro like you wouldn't believe
The real hero of Baldur's Gate
Why does this based lad fight for Reddit incarnate, Minsc?
sexoheart
Laezel gets handholding, Karlach gets a hug, what does Shadowheart gets?
A distinct lack of impregnation
anal
Halsin
>hover hand
She's so fucking cute
Bullying. Shadowheart's appeal is that you can bully her all the time and she loves it. Choose the riskiest options and she'll have banter for it, blueball her and sabotage her attempts to be sexy. Make her the dork she is with her fingerguns after you give her night orchids.
Simple
>Redeem her
>Save her parents from Shar
>Become Bhaal's chosen
>Slaughter the world including her parents in Bhaal's name and she will clap in joy.
had to kill halsin because I got jealous at the dialogue between him and Shadowheart.
I am a normal human being who is capable and ready for human relationships.
But anon... just dont agree to a bisexual incest orgy?
I killed him because I everytime I see the goblins throwing rocks at him in his bear form I get reminded of the bear scene and get incredibly angry. No peace for degenerates. I don't even romance shadowheart
Can we talk about how poorly implemented Hirelings are? Why can't I customize their fucking looks, race etc.? Why can I run a full Drow squad in multiplayer but not in single player?
I feel like the real reason is the same reason we cant change appearance in-game. They just dont know how to add the character creator into the game once you are out of the initial screen. Something is breaking.
Then let me do it at the fucking beginning. On a second playthrough at the very least. I want my custom squad.
Well Anons?
Because you were nice to me and laughed at my jokes and I like your hair
why no bra? what a fucking whore
Because I was a bad boy with memory issues who wanted to pretend to be good
And she was a good girl with memory issues who wanted to pretend to be bad
Back off whore, I'm a married man.
>cuckoldry will sell our game
You're supposed to kill Halsin in his cage.
Yeah throw a rock at him
Wait you can kill him this way? Lmao
No it just makes the fight you+gobs vs him.
And you kill him with the goblins.
Today,
>Shadowheart
I posted the three greentext ones that go
>shadowheart
Got the image from the other lad doing god's work
I just love this tiefling cunt so much
How does it taste like bros?
Bear balls
Soon-ish? garden gnomes of the Coast don't wanna let Larian release the tool kit but Larian already promised. Wait and see.
>esl
younger pussy tastes sweeter
older pussy tastes saltier
God I wish I was the player character and actually had three extremely hot women lusting after me and then sharing our lives together in pure spiritual bliss until we grow old
Why do people keep calling my Tav chud? I think she's very cute.
She didn't however the legions of tencent bots sure did
GOOD
MORNING
SIRS
Dude, your discord buddies are failing take whats left of your sopping shazamgay ass and leave this board you will never get another TORtanic no matter how hard you bust your balls on the wall about it.
I was wondering where you were, you're late schizo.
>all these seething replies
why are wumao shills so easy to trigger?
I wonder if the
>shadowheart cucks you reeee
>noooo you can't kill halsin or tell her no you have to be a self hating cuck like me !!
and
>tencent owns larian guis guis I don't understand shares
are the samer posters. I really wonder what kind of autism drives them, because even for Ganker standards it's a very advanced form of autism
>ciri but ugly
hard pass.
Do that webm but with a pitbull 🙂
Pitbulls are literally nanny dogs dumb retard
>xD I seen the le reddit post where le abused pitball attacks le heckin' babyrino
Stats dont lie
And it's always some pitbull apologist woman crying over her dogs being put down as her children are in graves lol. You remind me of them
But enough about your mom.
Unrealistic that you have to actually spend so much time to get sex from anyone in d&d where you could just cast hold or charm person and have your way easily
anon Hold Person lasts 1 minute at the most...
I guess that's more than enough for anyone on this board
coomer shit didn't sell anything, if that were the case then every game with coomer shit would sell well but most of them don't. bg3 sold well because it's the best rpg since fallout new vegas and it has no competition
>coomer shit didn't sell anything
Don't pretend like the massive free advertisement from the bear scene didn't have a huge impact on sales.
Most people didn't even know of this until the bear sex got widely publicized. Most of the sales came from that incident alone.
>Don't pretend like the massive free advertisement from the bear scene didn't have a huge impact on sales.
this is basically D&D retro. 90s shit was just as greasy as BG3
I've played d&d for 20 years and don't recall ever having nude people around or gratuitous sex let alone gay shit.
Maybe because I play with women and men and sometimes teens. Maybe the type of horny men who would watch porn together or go to strip clubs might have games like BG3
bro nobody's gonna ERP with you in a fucking group.
I'm talking about the side material in the 90s was just gauchy af with needless sex references or romances trying to be "cool" but ending cringe as fuck.
It was just a general problem with fantasy at the time I think. There's a reason D&D settings were getting out competed by other franchises for nearly all the 00s and 10s.
Okay but I just wish they would have made bg3 with no romance sex degeneracy
There's been dozens of super duper serious games in the last 10 years and they will most likely keep being released.
At worst you'll get more games like Divinity setting. But I repeat: BG3 being a super horny game about le quirky romances is a fluke.
The next larian game will not be a flop but it will not get good reviews either. People say they "love" but in truth they can only tolerate so much cheesy shit. In a few years the novelty will wear off and popular opinion will move from "based" to "cringe" and any attempts at making more games like it will be seen as greasy.
>2 more weeks!
man when everyone's a horny slut and every character with a name is permanently horny the romance and sex just loses it's charm.
it's good for the novelty but if larian makes another game like this they are gonna notice nobody gives a shit
Wasn't the absurd hornyness patched out/to be toned down soon?
no way it's the reason they made the game kek. i think there was one "problematic" gay scene that triggered straights because the game literally assumes everyone is bisexual and you can't establish boundaries until a character straight up flirts with you.
Is there any benefit to being monogamous with Shadowcute and turning down the other girls? I like Karlach too but won’t risk losing any Shadowheart content.
Yeah
No. You can romance other chicks until she tells you to choose, no problem.
Yes you can share her with halsin his is a great cocksucker btw
Building Sandcastles with my wife Jenny
I am sorry, but Larian mods dont like it when you call Shadowheart enjoyers cucks.
They banned people from saying it in the Shadowheart romance thread on the official forums.
Nothing's funnier than seeing Shartfags seethe.
>insert your sick fucked up fetish into game
>get mad when called out for it
Cucks are truly the lowest form of being less worthy of life than the most voracious flesh eating bacteria
>mfw beating and beheading cuckolds after you take their "wife" as a sex slave doesn't violate the NAP (they relinquished their property rights to their wife and to their life)
Post Tavs.
.
haven't played yet
so there's 3 girls
>alien gobbo
>elf butterface
>tiefling
and they are all quirky dumbasses?
The best romance has no content, many such cases.
>first image
Grug
>second image
Gigachad
Balls Hurt Gay players want to fuck
1. Animals
2. Men
3. Trannies
In that order
That's no way to talk about the GOTY, pajeet.
>my goyslop is better than your goyslop!
They're both terrible chudgames, anon.
You're bitter and probably balding. BG3 is GOTY, get ready to filter a lot of Larian threads.
They are intentionally filter evading. 8/11 threads up right now don't mention BG3 or Baldur's Gate Three. Are you not in the discord?
You mindbreak her into not worshipping her distinctly evil god and instead worshipping the exact opposite good god in about 1 line of dialogue. Good guy color is white so Selune color is white..
So, is Necromancer fun in this game?
In Act 3 you can get a staff that'll give you free Necro spells per kill, so basically unlimited.
>give it to shadowheart
>haste on shadowheart
>she can do level 6 upcast inflict wound
House of hope was a joke
>white human male OoD Paladin
Looks just like another shitty nuLara
I had an anon tell me yesterday that 7 paladin/5Warlcok with pact of the blade on wyll would give him three attacks? He's level 5 war with pact of the blade but I don't quite see what he meant. Is this exclusively for specific weapons?
please respond
No, Paladins get a second attack at level 5
So do pact of the blade warlocks
Usually this doesnt stack, but for some reason it stacks with warlocks. So you get 3 attacks at level 10.
So what's the attack he gets with pact of the blade? i do one attack with his glaive and he's done.
Make sure you bind your weapon, you should have 2 attacks
>it makes a new weapon
AH
That was my confusion. Interesting.
It can make a new weapon or you can bind your current weapon, they are two different skills and you have them both.
I see my downfall is once again my reading comp. thanks anon.
You need paladin extra attack and pact of the blade extra attack. Blade Warlock extra attack won't trigger unless you bind your pact weapon (you have to do this every long rest) and you'll get 3 attacks.
I haven't played this. Why does she have white hair in some pictures and black hair in other pictures?
Why do you come here to have the game spoiled for you? Why not just play it?
nta but some people just don't care about spoilers, myself included. In fact, spoilers often improve my experience, like when I got spoiled on how awful Karlach's endings are which got me to romance Lae'zel instead.
>When you don't let shadowNTR partecipate in an orgy with another man
Kek, canon.
Pure fanfic.
shart is cute when embarrassed.
She is also cute when worried.
The VA and whoever did facial animations did an awesome job, you can see her heart skip a beat.
given her characterization how do you think she (or your waifu for everyone else) reacted when Bhaal just Power Word: Kills the Durge when they deny their birthright?
Yea Withers revives you, and no companions really have much to say, but they all literally watched you just die by having all your blood torn out of you by a demigod.
canon
Average balls hurt gay fan meme
Holy shit! I love my slut wife!
Honestly if bg was more faithful to the original gamplay I would probably buy a ps5 just to play it if its really available on that console. I bought an Xboxx. divinity original sin 2 just didn't land with me. I'm just not a turn base player. Too bad. Even with with all the gay shit I'm more mad at the gameplay change and I think I understand the hate for nu-fallout now. I'm sure its a similar feeling. I say this as a Bethesda fallout fan. I think I get it now. Anyways sucks for me in this case. Hope you guys enjoy bg3 like I enjoyed bg1-2. No sale here.
To anyone thinking about romancing Lae'zel, I recommend playing a githyanki. If you free Orpheus, Lae'zel will want to ride off to join the fight against Vlaakith. If you're NOT a githyanki, you CANNOT go with her. It's not all bad since you can just convince her to stay with you, but to me it's a much better ending if you ride off with her to help free the githyanki and hypothetically live forever in the Astral Plane together.
Do you think she let Wyll and Astarion cum inside her? Giths can't get pregnant, right? So there wouldn't be any drawbacks.
Gith can control their reproduction, though it's not clear if they're literally asexual or if they can simply choose if they get pregnant or not. In any event, yes, you can creampie Lae'zel as much as you want.
sauce?
At least she's willing to settle down with me in the end. I don't care how many hundreds of men she fucked before our relationship. I love my frog wife. It also means she knows how to pleasure a man. All that fucking was just practice for our relationship.
>I don't care how many hundreds of men she fucked before our relationship
Average Baldur Gate 3 player
I'm not some virgin incel. I know that women aren't always going to be virgins. Lae'zel may have had a bunch of past flings, but the only thing that matters is who she decided to settle down with in the end.
She also probably hasn't had many flings, she's undoubtedly not a virgin but she's likely the youngest out of all the companions. Gale is probably ~30, same with Wyll, Shadowheart is at least 40 (confirmed via stuff you find in her cloister), Karlach is at LEAST 26 and everyone else is over 100 years old. Lae'zel hasn't even fully become a githyanki adult or whatever by bringing a mind flayer head back, so I wouldn't be surprised if she's in her early 20s.
>She also probably hasn't had many flings, she's undoubtedly not a virgin but she's likely the youngest out of all the companions.
You age isn't what determines the amount of sex partners you had in life.
No shit, but a promiscuous 21 year old likely hasn't had as much sex as a promiscuous 30 year old. Combined with how reclusive the gith are, I doubt Lae'zel has had sex with many different people.
>but a promiscuous 21 year old likely hasn't had as much sex as a promiscuous 30 year old
And that doesn't translate to "hasn't had many flings". Lae'zel is young, but she's also a fucking slut.
no
She's relieved that she's Githyanki and can freely have sex without getting pregnant.
She's a whore anon, all the women in this game are.
>is one of the only monogamous companions
no
A monogamous whore is still a whore, you can cope or your can cope.
Basic D&D mogs the shit out of 5E.
650438897 (You)
Reminder that if your romancer doesn't pass the drow sibling test, they're canonically a whore
>Reminder that if your romancer doesn't pass the drow sibling test, they're canonically a whore
Also if they're Lae'zel. Only ones that aren't complete whores are maybe Minthara and Karlach
The real queen everyone wants but too weak to get. Made for monogamous relationships only. Seethe you fucking retards that end up with this shar slut only because they spared red morons.
>will literally shank you if you cheat on her
Shadowslut would never
You have to lose 3-4 party members to get her though, don't you?
Next playthrough?
>drow
>monogamous
Shadowslut, Gayle and Astarion are the only non-monogamous companions.
did they just retcon drow culture or it's another drizzt situation?
Not every drow is into demon sex, probably the same thought process
It's neither, she was a Lolth cultist who was brainwashed by the Absolute. You break her Absolute conditioning, but she can't exactly return to Lolth as she isn't a very forgiving goddess. She's essentially a drow outcast now.
Yeah, it's kinda sad. It goes to show that most zoomers and modern "gamers" are basically just simps, considering a haggard, used-up, obnoxious whore is enough to sell a game.
Then again, I guess it's not just zoomers. People fell for that shit back in the Mass Effect days.
how graphic are the sex scenes in bg3?
Minthara's is straight out of a blender porn, the rest are fades to black with the eventual nip slip
Depends on the scene, but in general they're pretty much the most graphic sex scenes ever in any mainstream non-porn game.
Most are cut to blacks while others can go to softcore late night on cinemax levels.
Built for white paladin men
Built for getting a sword from a white palading as a reward
>shadowheart (forma de selune [i did her shar romance the first time])
>karlach
>minthara
what romance do I do this run?
Karlach doesn't have a happy ending atm, she breaks down and says she doesn't want to die and your options are squid, hell or death.
didn't they add a new ending for her?
No, just another scene on the go-to hell ending.
Karlach is innocent, though.
>No, just another scene on the go-to hell ending.
what happens?
Cuts to Hell and she says you wanted it.
It's like the exact opposite of what she wants, you have to convince her to go back, or she chooses death.
she can technically go back with Wyll, but who tf cares about that jogger
if I do Shadowheart, should I respec from a Cleric of Mystra to a Selunite?
You should not. The only thing you have to care about is having Halsing in your party, otherwise she will never fuck you
You should play what you want and then look up the Selunite-specific stuff on the internet (unless you genuinely want to play as a Selune cleric).
oathbreaker paladin killing demons forever in hell with his wife as penance is an incredibly sick idea
Being a paladin and fighting in hell beside her forever is by far the best ending in the game
she deserves worse, such a shitty character I killed her and never looked back.
Karlach's isn't worth it, the endings are fucking horrible. I know you didn't mention Lae'zel, but unless her appearance just repulses you then I'd recommend trying her out. It's genuinely very good.
>Gankerheart
stay
I really like how they did faces and yes in this game
I want to lick her scar
Uhm.. inappropriate?
A BALROG OF MORGOTH
>What did you say
A BALROG OF MORGOTH
THEY'VE TAKEN THE HOBBITS TO ISENGARD
About to start a new play through and romance Lae'zel this time. Going with Warlock. Which subclass is the best?
why the fuck are you the chris rock version of wyll
GOO probably, though fiend isn't bad.
If you will look like that just pick Wyll so you get more dialogue
Both Fiend and GOO are good.
>Wyll's half-Hispanic brother.
>Wyll's long lost brother, the Butterknife of the Front Lawn, Byll
>Wyll is the blade of the sword coast but only useful for eldritch cummie blast spam, hunger of hadar and the occasional recast concentrated spell
What is with the rampant false advertising in this game? Is pact of blade even usable?
>Is pact of blade even usable?
Yes, especially if you're multiclassing. The problem is that it doesn't mesh well with your casting and eldritch blast is so ridiculously powerful that in many cases you're better off using it instead of doing two melee attacks. Again though, as a multiclass option it's really good.
GOO is probably the best regardless if you'd need to spec around crit to get more of it. That said, getting the Frighten proc every once and a while is still good.
Fiend is good if you need more consistency and tankiness.
Can't remember what Archfey did.
Shadowheart is a puta who is constantly lusting for fat cocks.
literally me
Post elbows.
what
>not being fat cock
Why is she so desperate even after you dump her?
Because companions can't romance each other (though they should).
>though they should
Fuck no, BG3 is already a soap opera no need to make it cheesier. DragonAgechuds are a blight.
I like most of the companions and want them to be happy. If you're not romancing Gale or Shadowheart, they should get together. If you're not romancing Wyll or Karlach, they should get together. If you're not romancing Astarion or Lae'zel, they should at least have sex but probably not actually get together. I think stuff like that is neat.
I don't, let's agree to disagree while I call you a moron, moron. The emphasis on romances ruined Dragon Age.
In retrospect, the romance in DAO are tame in comparison to BG3 now. That said, it's a downward spiral and it's gonna get worse after BG3.
>they should at least have sex but probably not actually get together
>he wants Astarion to have meaningless sex thinking this will make him happy
I am 100% certain that Astarion enjoys casual sex, even if deep down he wants a proper relationship. Hell, have him and Lae'zel actually have a relationship for all I care, I just don't see it working in my head.
>I am 100% certain that Astarion enjoys casual sex
Anon, he himself says he feels nothing and finds sex filthy due to his 200 years of basically rape.
Tell him you want a casual and fun relationship and he'll tell you he's not doing that anymore and break up.
Hell, Astarion implies you two don't even fuck that much because of his issues.
>If you're not romancing Astarion or Lae'zel, they should at least have sex but probably not actually get together.
They do have sex. Lae'zel will also have sex with Wyll. She basically goes around the camp asking the men to fuck her.
I thought this was removed for the full release? I remember it happening in EA. If that's still the case, neat, but my point for the other companions still stands.
Nah that's dumb. Realistically your adventure lasts at best, up to a month. Everyone just ends up being horny and falling in love - the romance in this game isn't written very well. We don't need more unrealistic relationships with everyone fucking each other in the camp. If anything the game needs to cut down the amount of romancability available and make more space and content for new short race companions.
They can still have flings that they talk about, though. Like Lae'zel fucking Wyll and Astarion.
I was told there's a set of glvoes in act 1 that gives bless on heal. where can I find them?
Are you sure you don't mean the ones that provide blade ward on heal?
Possibly. I think I might be thinking of a ring that gives bless on heal. Where can I get either of these? I want to deck Shart out.
You're thinking of a ring. The gloves that provide blade ward on heal are from Zevlor (pickpocket, kill or complete his quest to resolve the goblin/druid conflict). The ring that provides bless on heal is sold by Volo or Grat the goblin trader. Instead of asking on Ganker, next time you should simply check bg3.wiki
I'm not quite sure what the stuff was called so settled with asking 4chin.
Also fuck. I got the stuff from Zevlar but I only got the druid hat.
Those gloves were put on and never again removed.
I love my wife Shadowheart so much.
Oh man I wonder what i'm gonna use this shit on.
grym
Grym what? Grym forge?
>he brings a nuke to a giant overhead piston hammer fight
ya
If you bring Lae'zel or have action surge yourself, you can beat him in a single round without needing to waste runepowder
okay but what else would you be saving it for
Save it for Act 3 when you can get 2 more and a bomb version for the ultimate jihad
Can you fuck Astarion as a halfling? He commented that he wouldn't go for a shortie on multiple occasions by now.
You can fuck anyone as anything. There are no race/sex requirements.
Grym, the boss. It's called "Grymforge" for a reason.
best theme in the game
sweaty shart
Why can't I trade with Volo while he's in my camp? Do I have to let him stick a needle in my eye?
shart
Will this convince western devs to make cute females again
>Everyone loves Shadowheart or Karlach
>Almost nobody likes frog because by the time they realize she's actually a good, complex character with the soul of a poet and not a raging cunt, they've already settled on Shadowheart or Karlach.
>Barely anyone goes after Minthara because you need to sacrifice multiple companions, vendors, and some really good quest rewards to keep her around with little in return beyond drussy.
Give it a year or two and I'll guarantee you that people will realize that Shart is one of the weakest companion writing wise.
She's not. Jaheira and Minsc are weaker because they barely exist.
Halsin is so poorly written his drags Shadowheart down a bit with him.
Wyl is just fucking boring. The most exciting thing about Wyll is the cheeky cunt cambion holding his leash.
Lae'zel and Astarion are genuinely the best written companions. Shadowheart since in "Safe but predictable" with Gale. They're not badly written characters, they just don't wow you. Especially Gale. Because nobody has totally ever read or seen a story about a wizard who got too high on his own hubris farts and did something fucking stupid before.
Karlach is there too but her writing is generally worse and incomplete. She's just elevated by the sheer effort her voice actress pours into every line of dialogue.
I can't comment on Minthara because I didn't have her in my playthrough.
Despite all the cuck posts, she's still the best written
>people go for the hot and approachable girls and not for the ones that arent as hot and act very uninviting and aggressive
Woah! Its almost like its just like that IRL! First impressions matter.
To be fair, Minthara is perfectly approachable and inviting.
I'm just not going to pick her when killing her means Alfira is alive to hand me a robe that makes my Sorlock an Eldritch Blast of madd destruction. Especially when you get a staff in act 3 that let's you cast Chain Lightning as a fucking cantrip.
I will always prioritize more power over pussy.
Drussy is worth everything.
This thread has a catastrophic lack of Shart wearing a hat with her hair down, looks infinitely cuter
I don't like that hat. The hair looks unnatural like it's part of the hat and not her actual hair.
Best I can give you is fan art of her hair down.
I hope Shar is canon route
I want Mother Superior Shadowheart in BG4
They can also hint Tav COULD be her LI this way because, according to the slides that got cut but will potentially get readded, where she sneaks off to at night and who she meets is a mystery to everyone but there are rumors of an old flame.
So is it Tav? Is it someone else? Is Tav a boy or a girl or a squid? Nobody ever has to know or mention.
>I hope obvious redemption arc is not canon because le edge
lmao this dumb fag never played BG1 or BG2 and it shows
What happened to Viconia, again?
I don’t know gay, what happened to Anomen and several other neutral characters like shart who could go either way or have an obvious darker outside influence pushing them in the wrong direction which they must overcome?
if you want to larp as le ebil trickster that’s fine but to conflate “obvious evil drow” epilogue with the rest is intentionally retarded
OK seems like your mind is set no point in discussing it.
I think its pretty obvious that's whats gonna happen but you do you.
Reading this 11hrs ago post and holy shit you are fucking dumb, absolute head in the clouds
There is something seriously fucking wrong with you if you think Shar route is good for her and should be canon. Like actually go fuck yourself.
Why do you take it so personally?
Yeah but its going to be a bit more tearful to see how she is now doing to other people what others had done to her and how far someone who could have been a nice, loving girl has fallen, you know. Would be far more emotional than her and her wife looking after chickens.
>it's me mom and dad. I'm Jenevelle
>plunging neckline all the way down to her belly button. tits halfway exposed
>pants so tight her ass is eating them
>pants fully form to her vag
her parents are mercy kills in that situation kek
That would be boring.
Shar is a cunt and the only reason Viconia works as a mother superior of Shar is because Viconia is a cunt that grew up in Menzobarranzan and would have stayed and kept being a cunt if she wasn't too much of a cunt for het housr's liking.
Shadowheart staying a Shar worshipper doesn't work just like Viconia becoming lawful good doesn't work.
She went full Selune but the temple had lawful good types that didn't hesitate to kill Shar worshipers or vampire spawn like Asteribro. She eventually sided against the temple and had to turn to Shar. She is the Mother Superior because she's too good for this world, the dark knight.
WHITE HAIR IS CRINGE
BLACK HAIR TRUE JUSTICAR IS BASED
STAY MAD LOSERS
I killed KArlach in my current run and i'm romancing laezel with intentions fo freeing orpheus
Did I fuck myself on an ending with her?
Are my only choices going to be me being a mind flayer or orpheus being a mind flayer?
>Are my only choices going to be me being a mind flayer or orpheus being a mind flayer?
Yes, because Larian are retarded and botched the endings. Just have Orpheus turn into a mindflayer (however he fucking does that) and then take his two dragons and ride off with Lae'zel to defeat Vlaakith, assuming you're a gith. If you're not a gith the choice to make Orpheus a mindflayer is even easier since you can't go with Lae'zel and have to convince her to stay in Faerun if you want the romance to continue.
Well damn.
I REALLY hope they fix the endings. there only being like 2 or 3 ways to not completely fuck over yourself and others really sucks dick.
The whole "someone MUST be a mindflayer" thing isn't properly justified and it's retarded in any event, doubly so with motherfucking ORPHEUS SON OF GITH THE LADY WHO SINGLEHANDEDLY TOPPLED THE MINDFLAYER EMPIRE AND WHOSE ENTIRE SHTICK IS BEING ABLE TO DISRUPT MINDFLAYER HIVEMINDS has to MAGICALLY WITH NO EXPLANATION WHATSOEVER TURN HIMSELF INTO A MINDFLAYER. Seriously, how the fuck does he do that? He doesn't have a tadpole, and becoming a mindflayer isn't just some transformation, it's the TADPOLE transforming and using your body to do so. It makes ZERO sense. Orpheus shouldn't need to transform in the first place, but the fact that he CAN transform into a mindflayer is simply insane, FUCKING HOW
I don't know. Pray for a Definitive edition. I love this game a whole fucking lot but that ending and portions of act 3 just need like an entire new production pass.
No, you can have Gale blow himslef up and nobody has to be a squid. Tell Orpheus Gale will do it.
Does Gale have to like me a lot? Last time I brought gale with me that wasn't an option, but admittedly I wasn't in high praises and I didn't finish his quest.
Are you sure you can do that? I don't recall there being an option to confirm that Gale will blow himself up prior to someone being forced to become a mindflayer. He definitely tells you that he could do it prior to then, but I don't think you lock in the decision until right before you ascend to the final fight (which is stupid if I'm right).
does no one have an answer for this
>people want attractive characters to romance in games
Does it really take a genius to figure this out?
>ok I got BTFO and go poopoo in my panties but I want to be correct so u do u lol gottem
this is cope at its finest
What lesson will other game devs take from this game
maybe actually make an RPG
They won't learn any lessons, because the main lesson of BG3 is that if you make a good game then people will buy it, and most AAA devs are incapable of making good games. The ones that are capable of making good games don't need to learn anything from BG3.
a false correlation = causation, that high sales and positive reviews are the result of chud fag shit and not for gameplay and graphics and other regular normal shit
it’s why blacked and incest porn got so popular, people hover thumbnails and look at the girl and the positions and go “that girl is hot” and watch the video, and the content creators thought “omg everyone has rape incest bbc fetish, that’s what’s selling it!!!” instead of realizing people only watch for ass, tits, and camera angles
only cute gith
Wrong.
>she doesn't fuck a dragon as her consort
Pathetic.
source?
>this is the great half-dragon
Real fucked up mutt the Gith are
>half-dragon
what
I love my wife Shadowheart
Are you a halfling? lmao
just like myself irl
>not posting the best girl
she was made for BDC
Keep your hands off her, filth.
>BDC
kek drow men are canonically sissy manlets
big drow CLIT
Making a Bard, should I go Tiefling or Half-Drow?
Between those two options, tiefling. Bard already gets light armor proficiency and valor/sword bard will give you shield proficiency, cancelling out most of the benefit of playing a half-elf (proficiencies). Valor bard will cancel out all advantages as they get martial weapons proficiency, making the half-elf's polearm proficiencies worthless. Go full elf if you want to be an elf bard.
which looks better?
If you're playing a male, then half-drow/drow 100%, the male tiefling faces suck. If you're playing a female, they both look good.
I visit these threads once in a while to see if there's anything that would actually make me interested in this game and everything I see just makes me less interested.
Is there a single romance option that isn't thoroughly used or is the idea of a relationship where both partners have a combined single digit body count too "icky" for western devs?
Karlach is a virgin or at a minimum has a very low body count.
You press f to kiss. That's the romance these gays are sperging abouts.
Anyone else kiss who you romanced every time after a long rest and before leaving camp?
yes, and also after every fight
>no sex on demand option
i would do it
I kissed Shadowheart A LOT.
Where do you get this dress? I'm pretty deep into Act 3 and I haven't run across it yet. I have her wearing Minthara's camp outfit but I want this so it can match her hair.
There's a shop that sells it I don't remember the name but you have to stop a Bhaal cultist from murdering a black dwarf and they sell it. Besides that I think you can find it in Cazador's place and maybe in Raphael's room at the brothel.
Asstardion wears it best.
That is not a flattering smile.
When I first played the game, the vampire reveal was a genuine surprise for me. After replaying it, I can't believe I missed all the totally obvious shit he would do and say. I even missed the teeth.
>the vampire reveal was a genuine surprise for me.
I mean, surprises are cool so I'm happy for you but that's honestly concerning.
In regards to combat only, what's the most OP combination of 4 classes you could have as your party? A combination that would just wipe the floor and cover every single situation
probably something like
1. tavern brawler monk/rogue
2. throw barb / rogue
3. sword bard (crossbows)
4. sorlock
Im kinda tired
what other websites do you use to talk about video games?
Wrong. This sold the game.
Raphael's final act is kino.
can you play bg3 but kill all your companions and win the game solo?
Yeah but it would be pretty difficult solo unless you minmaxed an OP class
She isn't even the hottest girl in the game but she has a kino bush
is this modded? i haven't played this game yet
No
No its vanilla, hope someone makes a bigger bush mod. Only shit I see on nexus is shaved mod.
Very pretty!
woah... so this is the game of the year...
finna refund rn
Whore
Unironically i think shadowneanderthal looks like a neanderthal with that jawline
She will stay on the front page!
And you will buy her game!
Starfield not only lets you make cutter girls than this man faced chud, it also has body sliders for fat and muscle and it lets you check them move in a chair wearing just underwear.
Is shadowhearts build and class a complete troll by larian? What were they thinking?
A game company made things that gamers like and then they sold a shit ton of games!
Amazing!
American Devs dumbfounded!!