This year already started like shit with a literal slop AI Pokemon clone.

This year already started like shit with a literal slop AI Pokemon clone. After what it seems it's going to be a shit P3 remake, I think we can already establish 2024 is not going to be another 2023. We got lucky last year.

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  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    How is gay bear raping Zelda lucky for Tendies?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Who knows

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    There's still some stuff I'm looking forward to. Stellar Blade looks nice, FF7Rebirth could be fun. New Warhammer looks crazy good too. If we also get a lot of Nintendo console hype this year, it won't be so bad.

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    just wait for the swarm of lethal company clones

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      It's at least better than a literal slot machine auto shooter. Whoever is playing this crap is garbage. Xirs, millennials, zoomers, and/or alfas explain yourselves

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I really like this image

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous
      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        The only thing that could make it better is if Zelda was the only one cheating

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous
          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous
  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    What came out in 2023 other than a massive shitheap of remakes and a game about fricking a bear?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Hi Fi Rush

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      an instant classic 3D precision platformer

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Pizza Tower
      Pikmin 4
      Super Mario RPG remake while a remake, is a pretty big deal

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        holy shit making fiends fanart in 2024

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Vendetta best girl

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        holy shit making fiends fanart in 2024

        Vendetta best girl

        only good posts in the thread right now reminder that the flash series turned 20 last year
        also source for the fanart?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >a game about fricking a bear
      It's always incredibly telling when someone takes a look at the most comprehensive and well made CRPG in years and their first description is the optional modifier you can add to an optional romance scene for an optional party member

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I literally said it was a good game of 2023. Take a fricking joke crybaby b***hlord

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Void Stranger
      Pâquerette Down the Bunburrow
      Your Only Move is Hustle
      Touhou Artificial Dream in Arcadia
      Labyrinth of Galleria

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Link cheats
    >Zelda cheats back
    >chuds get mad

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I think the scariest relationship I've ever seen was two cheaters who refused to break up or stop cheating. Shit was like getting caught up in a warzone whenever one would get caught cheating (again)

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Men cheating is morally wrong

      Women cheating is sexy and adorable and should be embraced.

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
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    Anonymous
  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Just living my best life over here and you're choosing to be salty over there

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I love that not only can you do these things, the store description clearly is pushing you to actually do these things. Over half of it is just describing how evil you can be.

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Why they soooo butt mad over this game?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >He/Him

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Link spreads the Hero's seed around Hyrule leaving a legacy of courage and hope throughout the kingdom
    >Zelda willingly accepts the lord of darkness seed into her womb as revenge for this dooming hyrule to be ruled by darkness and the heirs to darkness forever
    >THESE ARE EQUIVALENT ACTIONS YOU HYPOCRITE
    What did they mean by this?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      But she’s the goddess of light so the powers would even out and she’d pop out an ordinary powerless curseless kid

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Or would it just birth a prince of darkness with the power and wisdom to enslave the world and never be challenged?

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          She is literally the embodiment of light and he’s the anger from darkness, the kid would literally be diluted from the contradictive powers and just be powerless.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            He wouldn’t inherit the triforce pieces, just their blood, which would result in an ordinary guy basically.

            >"Link is already cheating so why don't I" she thought
            >"Would it be so bad to give myself to Ganondorf" she thought
            >"With me by his side I could curtail his most sadistic impulses" she thought
            >"Our children will be born of both light and darkness canceling out the curse" she thought

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              later

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          He wouldn’t inherit the triforce pieces, just their blood, which would result in an ordinary guy basically.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          She is literally the embodiment of light and he’s the anger from darkness, the kid would literally be diluted from the contradictive powers and just be powerless.

          From this coupling she gives birth to twins a boy and a girl, bearing features of both their parents yet resembling one more strongly. Ironically or by the will of the goddesses one is evil and full of darkness a girl who deceives by her superficial resemblance to her mother the other a boy filled with light and goodness who is mistaken for evil due to his resemblance to his father.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            That sounds like an awesome plot for a future Zelda game honestly, but too subversive for Aonuma’s head to comprehend probably.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            This is just Julius and Julia in FE4 swapped around.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            But she’s the goddess of light so the powers would even out and she’d pop out an ordinary powerless curseless kid

            Think there was a Zelda mod for total war that did something like this one faction was born from the the Line of Link and Zelda (Link I and Zelda I), and the other faction was born from the line of Zelda I and Ganon I after Ganon I slew the Link I and made Zelda I his (unwilling?) queen. Decades later the descendant of Link I and Zelda I, after a lengthy rebellion to Ganon's reign Link IV, slew Ganon I then Ganon's son first born son by Zelda I (who has long since died), Ganon II, declared war on Link IV's kingdom and thus the game starts.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Maybe they'd cancel out and cause both Hylia and Demise to frick out of the series.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Or he just gives her and their children demise aids

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >AI Pokemon clone
    kys homosexual

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >LE AI BAD

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    The absolute state of Zelda lore discussion

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      honestly it's more interesting than lore discussions most franchises have.

  14. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >2023
    >"lucky"
    Black person what?
    almost every game last year was shit.
    this includes your shitty botw DLC.
    the only thing you have against palworld is the "muh pokemon clone" argument.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      totk was pretty good for AAA slop

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        It was fine in 2017, it was disgraceful as a same-gen Deluxe edition for $70.

  15. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Nintendo fan complains about Palworld
    reset the clock

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      cant, clock broke.
      it got reset too much.

  16. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    probably one of the best zelda porns i've seen in a while.

  17. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >a literal slop AI Pokemon clone
    >he says posting totk of all shit

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