Those three starters are virtually the same pokemon and their fanbase are interchangeable.

Those three starters are virtually the same pokemon and their fanbase are interchangeable. If you love/hate one of them but then hate/love the others, you are an hypocritical jackass blinded by your need to genwar

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  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    This is on a level of ironic genwarring that I don't understand, please explain.

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    How are they the same Pokemon?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Because the other starter choices in each respective generation is either an overly anthropomorphised ugly jobmon or an overly feminised gaymon.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Serp and Cinderace aren't "overly feminine" though. Shit, they shilled male and female Serp line members the entirety of Gen 5 and only shilled male Cinderace, as it was an izuma eleven rip-off (that Cinder ALSO got a shonen fursuit shillmon role kinda proves how Game Freak and TPC see it).

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      OP? homosexual.

      they aren't

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I like Samurott but not the other two

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Pokémon having a concept
      >Jobmon

      You are a piece of a commoner

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >their fanbase are interchangeable
    Nope, ALL the Galar starters suck ass
    Now end this moronic propaganda

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I only kinda like the croc, I hate the other 2.

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Rillaboom is the least jobmon-like so she’s the best

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It wields a fricking drum in battle. I don't even like the croc, but surely it's the least-"jobmon" here.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        > It wields a fricking drum in battle
        as opposed to skeleshit which wields a microphone in battle and wears a literal opera uniform?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      He's a drummer and almost certainly intended as a reference to British rock music to go along with James Bond and the footballer. In fact I have a suspicion it's literally alluding to this:

      ?t=54

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        wtf i like Rillaboom now??

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Correct, he's great

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >the least jobmon-like
      Dude literally looks like a homeless street artist who goes to the park to beg for money

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Because the other starter choices in each respective generation is either an overly anthropomorphised ugly jobmon or an overly feminised gaymon.

      I didn't play Gen 9. How is the Crocodile a jobmon?

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    the only thing they have in common is that they mindbreak schizos like OP

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      true

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i don't think i've ever seen yawngay this mad before. how many threads has he made today?

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Curiously, they would be perfect for an Amazon/Jungle region.

    Instead of main roads are rivers, full of dangerous Pokemon, ruins and abandoned temples with a Pokemon Totem protecting them as a boss, a few local tribes and instead of Pokemon center are Joy in a camp, like doctors without borders.

    The villainous team would be a group of poachers who secretly work for a pharmaceutical company searching for the legendary Prime Mew which is said to hold the secret to eternal life.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Pokémon legends guyana

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Someday

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    All three are the worst designs of their respective trios. Yes, even H-Samurott. Rillaboom isn’t bad or anything though; unlike the other two in your pic, it’s actually kinda neat.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Skeledirge mogs the troony duck and the waifubait cat, Greenfernape is the best of its gen as well and Samurott is just as shitty as Shitperior and Emboar.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Just say you're gay next time, it'll be more believable.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      H-decidueye is worse

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      it's like you went out of your way to be as wrong as possible

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    this dude had better not be calling the king snek "overly feminized"

  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Serp is literally the best gen 5 starter.
    >good stats
    >contrary
    samurott and emboar are fugly garbage designs

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      you don't gotta pit three kings against each other

  13. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    love 'dirge, tolerate 'boom, can't stand 'rott

  14. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    *BANG BANG* CMON CINDAHASCH SCOR SUM FUKKIN KO’S *BANG BANG*

  15. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Samurott is cool but I prefer Serperior so it's my second Gen5 choice

    Rillaboom is objectively the most 'classic' Pokemon between the Gen8 starters because it being a gorilla lets it get away with the whole humanoid thing and the only thing that is truly off and stupid in its design is those drums it pulls out if freaking nowhere in battle.
    Even though I recognize it as the most Pokemon-like of the three, I still prefer Cinderace and (to a smaller degree) Inteleon.
    I dislike all 3 but Rillaboom would be my last choice.

    Skeledirge is the only decent Gen9 last evo for lack of competition.
    I picked Sprigatito in my first run and slapped an Everstone on it till level 100.
    I'd do the same with Quaxly.
    Fire Croc is the only case among the three where the last stage is actually my favorite. Fuecoco is cute but not really my type of Pokemon, Crocalor is the most hideous of the 3 middle evos and Skeledirge somehow saves the line, though admittedly the bar is very low.

  16. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    samurott is incoherent dogshit
    skeledirge is also incoherent dogshit but slightly less so since at least singing doesn't actually require having to walk on two legs
    rillaboom is by far the most well executed because it doesn't look fricking moronic and its design doesn't contradict its own theme.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      What job does Skeledirge have?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It's an opera singer, dumbass.

        [...]

        Hi sagegay!

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >an opera singer
          ?

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            skeledirgetards are the biggest fricking brainlets in the fanbase.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >it has....LE HAIR....and....um....LE WHITE NECK....and
              rope yourself, shitposter

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                And the red triangle which makes his chest look like a shirt, and the black line which makes it look like a jacket.

                You're fricking blind if you cant tell

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              meds, NOW

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              It’s a clown uou moron

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                You're a clown.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      it's like you went out of your way to be as wrong as possible

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Theres only one way to use a sword because I said so!
      moron

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >It’s a good idea to use the same limbs you need to walk to use weapons!
        moron

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Try telling that to the wild monkeys

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Monkeys don’t use tools as weapons dumbfrick

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Yes they do, moron. You DO realize chimps exist, right? You DO realize almost every quadrupedal predator also uses its front limbs to kill prey, right? You DO realize that you're a moron, right?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I don't know. The drum alone ruins rillaboom for me. There's so many clever things they could have done for a grass drummer monkey and instead he has a bush on his head and magics a drum out of his ass.

  17. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I like only Gorilla and the Croc

  18. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >an hypocritical
    ESL detected

  19. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I can see it for Samurott and Skeledirge, but I'm sure the gorilla's a bit too different.

  20. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Wtf are talking about? Maybe people just like the crocodile more than the gorilla.

  21. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Skeledirge > Feraligatr

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      ugly bald jobmon

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >ugly
        Not as ugly as Feraligatr
        >bald
        Crocs don't and shouldn't have hair
        >jobmon
        Better than a generic kaijumon

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Crocs don't and shouldn't have hair
          And yet skeledirge has hair

          it's so fricking funny how skeledirgegays miss the point of their own design because of how much of an incoherent clusterfrick it is

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            It's definitely a clusterfrick. Lose the calavera/robot/whateverthefrick motif, change his posture to Crocalors, make his eyes more expressive, and you have a much cleaner design that's in line with his pre-evos. Whatever you think of Meowscarada and Quaquaval, their designs are informed by each other in meaningful ways unlike Skeledirge.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >ugly
      Not as ugly as Feraligatr
      >bald
      Crocs don't and shouldn't have hair
      >jobmon
      Better than a generic kaijumon

      >balding clown fanart
      >have him stand him on two legs to make it look less shit
      quadrupedalsisters…

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Or because thats what it literally does ingame schizo?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >even gf knows that it look better on two legs
          lol

  22. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    who's this fricking autismo maximo trying to make a forced meme that skeledirge is an opera singer? why has he been making autistic meltdown threads complaining about skeledirge every day?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >literally called "singer pokemon" in the pokedex
      >has an opera suit pattern on its belly
      >has balding hair like a stereotypical opera singer/conductor
      >"I-IT'S NOT AN OPERA SINGER!!!"
      good job proving

      >Crocs don't and shouldn't have hair
      And yet skeledirge has hair

      it's so fricking funny how skeledirgegays miss the point of their own design because of how much of an incoherent clusterfrick it is

      right. skeledirgegays really don't understand their own design they're apparently a fan of lmao

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >NOOOOOOOO! WHY ARENT YOU KEKSUCKING MUH FAVORITE UGLY SHITMON WITH A HUMAN JOB SO THAT I CAN PRETEND ITS NOT AN EVEN WORST DESIGN THAN SOME GAY FRICK OR THE COOMER CAT?!

        all me

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >NOOOOOOOO! WHY ARENT YOU KEKSUCKING MUH FAVORITE UGLY SHITMON WITH A HUMAN JOB SO THAT I CAN PRETEND ITS NOT AN EVEN WORST DESIGN THAN SOME GAY FRICK OR THE COOMER CAT?!

  23. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    How about "frick you, I like it", huh? How about them apples?

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