Thoughts on Bayo 1?

Thoughts on Bayo 1?

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  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    it's the best action game ever made

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      troonynetta's unironic "high level" gameplay be like:
      >never engage in close quarters combat (unless by accident)
      >use melee attacks solely to hit air and shit out charge modifiers & wicked weaves
      >dodge/panther offset away from the enemy when they get close
      >do this for the entirety of the game

      "B-but you don't have to play like that!"
      It's how the game is played by every troonynetta troony ever and it is how the game is designed to be played in the first place, this shallow gameplay is encouraged by the enemy design, systems and mechanics (or rather the lack of them):
      >burning enemies who outright punish your melee hits unless you swap to fire mode durga (literally worse than color coded shit in DmC)
      >enraged enemies who gain insane armor and become immune to the properties of your melee hits and add an absolutely disgusting hitstop on every hit you land
      >enemies who randomly block melee, causing troonynetta to stagger and break xer string (even your MoMK parry can be blocked)
      >enemies with innate armor where ignoring properties of your attacks or even a mere hitstun is their default state

      All of the aforementioned enemy properties discourage melee-ranged combat in favor of DMC 2 gameplay, and the offset mechanic further promotes this subhuman playstyle.

      have a nice day subhuman, troonynetta is dogshit

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        im not reading all that

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          here let me summarize
          >troonytroonytroonytroonytroonytroonytroonytroonytroony

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >enraged enemies are bad because they're immune so you have to dodge mid combo
        This poster can't dodge offset.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >troony is incapable of reading & processing the information
          Lmao hope you die with your family soon, subhuman

          this is all you, right? talk about troony obsessed

          >troonynetta troony is incapable of refuting any points

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            I wear gaze of despair for fun because it spices the game up. Maybe you just fricking suck at video games.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              >I wear gaze of despair for fun because it spices the game up
              Cool fanfiction troony, in reality it doesn't because the game is designed to be played like DMC 2 where you shoot enemies from afar while they run at you in a straight line.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                That's wrong.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >more fanfiction from they/them
                Okay, you have 20 minutes to record and post your own gameplay where you go through Chapter 5 on NSIC and fight enraged enemies solely with your handguns and only use charge modifiers during dodge offsetting your melee strings, once you dodged an attack you have to let go of the charge modifier and use your melee hits to deal damage.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >time is up
                Where is the gameplay? Did you have a nice day, troonynetta troony? Genuinely hope you did.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Please do not use Takagi-san to make these abhorrently moronic posts. She deserves better.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >while they run at you in a straight line.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        this is all you, right? talk about troony obsessed

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          it's very weird to me how bayonetta totally mindbroke some people. this dude has been posting this for at least 6 years.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            It's wild how many mindbreaks this niche game series is responsible for.
            >shitty PlayStation port
            >move to Nintendo exclusive
            >Anita Shartkeesian are her ilk declaring it sexist
            >OP as frick in Super Smash Bros
            >shattering the dreams yurigays
            >the victory lap a year later of said dream shattering

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              there's also the voice actor thing and kamiya continuously triggering people on twitter for years

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Tl;dr
        have a nice day, tranime scrub

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Always love this literal who white haired anime shit girl, because it means you can ignore the post theres no substance in it.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Fpbp. FRICK the STUPID minigames though. Especially that DAMN turret section in tower to truth

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I do not care for the angel shooty after each level

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        The only one which really pissed me off was the missile shooter. If it wasn't for that it would be a 10/10

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >Have to go through it everytime I want to fight final Jeanne
          why

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            You WILL play space harrier.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              NTA you have no idea how much I loved that segment because I FRICKING LOVE SPACE HARRIER

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              What if I want to play OutRun instead?

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    It's the best Bayo game. 3 has the best final boss though, but 1 is the best overall Bayo game.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Correct. SPBP.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        god i want to have sex with bayo 2 jeanne so bad

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Jeanne with long-hair is peak. She was cute in 1. But 2 and 3 proved that she just rocks the flowing look much better than the bob cut.

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    It was pretty fun. Tried 2 but didn't feel like playing through the whole game so stopped playing at some point. Haven't tried 3

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    style over substance, cutscenes are too many and too long

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    10/10 action game with a criminally underrated OST

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    fantastic game, 10/10 or close enough

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Her arch nemesis

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Best Bayonetta game
    2 was fun online though.
    I don't like 3.

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    It's dogshit. It looks terrible. The characters and story are terrible. The gameplay, when it's not being ruined by a dozen different stupid things, is also terrible with a focus on dial-a-combos, weapons that feel the same, and enemies that go from totally bland to dogshit.

    Just play DMC, or Ninja Gaiden, or even classic GoW if you want an action game. Bayonetta is just a waste of time. Even ARPGs like Souls, Nioh and Dragon's Dogma are a better pick.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >with a focus on dial-a-combos
      you played the game wrong

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Muh dodge offset still entails dial-a-combo, moron.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >heh technically this system sort of fits the definition of the thing you're supposed to think is bad
          epic

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Are you dialing up the combos or not, mong? It's that simple.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              not in the way that most people mean where you just mash in the inputs, sadly you need more than 80 IQ to understand the nuance so I don't blame you for getting filtered

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >you just mash in the inputs
                That's not what dial-a-combo means, moron. Sorry, you're still wrong.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                you're using this term as if it's an inherently bad thing and you don't even understand why people think it's bad. amazing

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >you're using this term as if it's an inherently bad thing
                You need better reading comprehension.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >The gameplay, when it's not being ruined by a dozen different stupid things, is also terrible with a focus on dial-a-combos

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Yes, the game is bad because it focuses too much on the dial-a-combos. I wasn't saying precanned combos are bad of themselves, which is obvious since the other action games I mentioned also have them. I was talking about it in broad strokes. It's the way Bayo focuses on them to the detriment of everything else that's bad.

                And yes, dodge offset is not a counter argument. You still have to do the combos. That Kamiya realized at the last second of development that having Bayo do lap dances for too long would get you hit too much in higher difficulties and came up with a work around doesn't change that it's the core system of the game.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >That Kamiya realized at the last second of development that having Bayo do lap dances for too long would get you hit too much in higher difficulties and came up with a work around doesn't change that it's the core system of the game.
                this statement is so hilariously moronic that I'm not even going to bother with a serious response. may god have mercy on your soul

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                I mean yeah, the truth is moronic since Hideki Kamiya is moronic. I don't like it any more than you do.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >or even classic GoW
      Dead giveaway that you've never actually played any of the games you're talking about.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I've played most of those games multiple times. You know, it's funny, because people picked on GoW for being square-square-triangle spam, but when it comes to Bayo you have a whole defense squad even though it has the exact same issue with shit like PKP.

        Hell, let's talk about playable characters too shall we? Isn't it funny how Bayo 1 just has skins as different characters? And they're not even given to you in a sensical way like a game like Viewtiful Joe does? Nor does it have as many? Isn't it also funny how boss Jeanne (and Joys) are actually just model swaps of Bayo too? Because man if you're fighting Vergil or Genshin, at least they're actually real bosses. And if you're playing as Nero or Ayane, at least they play uniquely.

        God Bayonetta is embarrassing.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          I struggle with fighting game and hack and slash controls but I liked it so much that I practiced a lot and eventually unlocked everything but Zero. I can barely get past the second Jeanne fight in Angel Slayer.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >people picked on GoW for being square-square-triangle spam,
          Only morons complained about that, the same way that only morons would imply Bayonetta has the same problem.
          Both games give you a good amount of combos and moves, you being moronic and only using the same thing over and over is literally a (You) problem.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >Both games give you a good amount of combos and moves
            The combos are generally fluff in both games, but at the very least GoW has things like unique weapons, a pretty decent grab/finisher system and spells so you don't need to rely too heavily on them. Not to say the way you obtain and upgrade these things is infinitely better than in Bayo, along with having much, much better campaigns.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >hey, you know this popular thing?
      >well, it is 100% bad! xD
      >nothing about it is good
      Get a real personality homosexual lmao

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >Bayonetta
        >popular
        Sis...

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          You are literally in a thread full of people saying good things about it.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >32 posters
            lol

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              >1 thread on a Mongolian popsicle stick craft forum filled with as many people as a medium sized class room is popular

              >this 15 year old game is not getting 20+ daily threads like Palworld, that means it's not and was never popular!
              You are both moronic and this is the last (You) you get from me, you attention starved twats.
              Like I said, get a real personality. This shit is exactly why no one can stand you.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >He thinks Bayo 1 was popular when it came out
                Oh he's underage

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Literally the only reason people ever cared about Bayo was that DMC was basically dead when it (and the other Platinum games) came out.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                I cared about it because it was a fun action game and I like action games. Simple as.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >1 thread on a Mongolian popsicle stick craft forum filled with as many people as a medium sized class room is popular

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >They hated him because he spoke the truth

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I made the mistake of playing it on PS3.
    The PC port is optimized extremely well. The gameplay still holds up.
    Locking the gunchucks behind 100 chapters was fricking stupid. Having to play the stupid space harrier segment every time you want to fight Jeanne 3 is also fricking stupid.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I got the ps3 version because it was on pretty big sale here almost right after launch. Mainly remember menus being pretty slow or something like that, but nothing too super shitty.

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Despite the legendary protagonist design, it's shit.

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Fun but a little too hard for me. It makes me feel the limitations of my reaction speed.

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    10/10 , easily the best of the Bayo games and better than most other action games people jerk off around here.

  14. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Damn Jeanne looks like THAT?!

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Shame she doesn't have JUGGZ like this in the games. She got a mastectomy between 2 and 3.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Jeanne is supposed to be a flat frick they just never stay on model with her.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          She has nice small tids in 1 and 2 but there's just nothing there at all in 3.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I believe the change was made between thr original release of 1 and the release of 2 + 1. IIRC in the original release of 1 Jeanne is literally just Bayonetta's model with a different head swapped on, and during the development of the sequel they gave her a unique body model and ported that back to the re-release of 1.

        She has nice small tids in 1 and 2 but there's just nothing there at all in 3.

        But this as well, in 3 her newest model is an ironing board.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Any screenshots of the original version where she has Bayonetta's boob size?

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >they gave her a unique body model and ported that back to the re-release of 1.

          Actually that's just the costume of her outfit from 1 in 2 that they made flatter. I think every version of 1, even the ones released after 2, still have her original model with the boobs, although I only ever made the comparison in the WiiU versions so it could have been changed in the later releases of 1 I don't know.

  15. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I really like the dodge offset mechanic. I think it's a nice compromise where enemies can still attack you and keep you on your toes but you can still commit to slightly longer combos and you realize it's purpose in NSIC. I feel like I never see anyone talk about it, maybe if they game actually taught you about it and how it works with panther and crow within.
    I think the story and dialogue are total ass but I never really play action games for that

  16. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Took me multiple months to beat it because I constantly needed to take fap breaks.
    On that note, for the influx of "dommy mommy" fetishists around as of late there is a severe, SEVERE lack of foot related Bayonetta porn. I'm starting to think the amount of people that want to be dommed by a sultry MILF is much less than what public opinion would imply.

    Pretty good game overall.

  17. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    9/10 game.
    No penalties for failing QTEs, less needing to play 100+ chapters for some rewards and a medal system that allowed to start from select verses like Bayo3 and it'd be a 10/10

  18. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Angel attack is one of my favorite minigame systems in any game, I love being rewarded for exploring levels and finding all the secrets again with the angel bullets on replay instead of just not finding anything or getting some cheap replacement item. It always felt like something like that was missing from Wonderful 101

  19. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Why does Sega keep letting Nintendo frick with Bayonetta? Get Platinum to make a real ass Bayonetta game again on next gen systems.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >asking Sega to care about anything that isn't Sonic, Yakuza, or spending exorbitant amounts of money on DOA games or mobile studios
      Nintendo is THE reason there are 4 Bayonetta games and not just 1. Sega blew all their fricking money on Randy Pissford's shitty Aliens game around the time Platinum wanted to make Bayonetta 2.

  20. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    kino

  21. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    the real challenge of the game is trying not to stare at her ass while playing

  22. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Best OST of the 3 and I love the music in the other 2 games but something about the 1st game's music imprinted on my soul.

  23. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I like all three games.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      You mean all 4, right?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I will play Origins one day.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          I recommend it. Fun little retro Zelda-like action game. Gives some nice backstory depth to quite a few of the recurring cast.

  24. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Not reading the thread but nearly everything made by Platinum is neigh flawless and Bayonetta kept me hooked beginning to end. I loved it to pieces.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I love bayonetta and platinum but to describe their games as flawless is insanity

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        That's why I said "neigh flawless".

        >everything made by Platinum is neigh flawless
        Vanquish sucks.

        Gargle my load moron.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >neigh
          anon...

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >Minor spelling error
            Time to kms

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >Minor spelling error
            Time to kms

            Maybe Anon is secretly a horse...

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >everything made by Platinum is neigh flawless
      Vanquish sucks.

  25. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    This may be my age showing, but Bayo 1 was too button mashy, it ended up really straining my hands.

  26. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
  27. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    i pkp'd my way through on the default difficulty and had a fun time.

  28. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    troony game

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      It's actually a baby fever hetero game which is the new meta. Breeding fetish taking off. Trooncels and other degenerate paraphilic genetic dead ends taking L after L.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Luka WON, He fricking WON

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          As someone who always liked their chemistry and banter way back in game 1 it was nice. I just wish 3 itself included more of it.

  29. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Queer icon

  30. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Having lock-on and dodge on the same side trigger and bumper is baffling.

  31. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Utterly worthless.

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