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  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Maya, but less endearing.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Science Maya, but only slightly less moronic.

      kinda sucks as she's just a bootleg Maya
      she was kino as a grouch munching on snackoos
      shit when she was reset into happy ditz after it

      moronic samegay

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >defense attorney keeps running into young, cute, and fertile girls in their teens begging for their help

      Is this what practicing law is really like....?

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    1-5 is best case, 1-4Black folk need not reply.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      the rotating jar proves otherwise.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Ah, so it filtered you

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          no, it was just stupid.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      1-5 fricking dragged so hard and was so moronic on every fricking level
      rotating jar shadow is just a small portion of it
      I don't know why people love that filler shitshow. I almost stopped playing whole series because of it

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >and was so moronic on every fricking level
        Elaborate

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    She's a fatass

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    She's based.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >6 Million??!?!? Scientifically speaking, that's impossible!!

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Science Maya, but only slightly less moronic.

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    kinda sucks as she's just a bootleg Maya
    she was kino as a grouch munching on snackoos
    shit when she was reset into happy ditz after it

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >bootleg Maya
      Yeah except not moronic. The spiritual bullshit is always what kept Ace Attorney from greatness, and Ema was a brief solution to that. Unfortunately, the fanbase are morons. So they made Athena, who is the worst of both worlds. So then they said frick it and made Spirit of Justice, which has been scientifically proven to induce aidscancer in everybody who played it. Now what'll they do next? Mia returns from the grave, again, and acts as a force ghost attorney? Thanks, Crapcom.
      Eat your slop, Apollo.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      localization made her a bootleg maya. just like localization made trucy into bootleg maya

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    If magic panties are bloomers what are science panties?

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    THE DAMN THEME SONG IS PLAYING IN MY HEAD
    THR BLUE BADGER
    GET OUT GET OUT OF MY HEAAAAAAAD

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    How's Ema's sister doing these days?

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Not only the best assistant, but also the best detective in the series. She was better than Maya in the first game and she ought to have been the main assistant in the investigations games.
    Great in games 1 and 4. Not as good in game 6 though.

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Fine in 3, worthless in 4, there in 6

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >worthless in 4
      Scientifically speaking, you're wrong.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I'm not gonna knock you for getting erect from being bullied. But the fricking c**t could have died for all I cared

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    She's fine, cute, I don't hate seeing her every chapter
    I hate a lot of things about the Apollo games but Ema is one of the few things I don't mind.

  14. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Her sister Lana is 100/10 the best character in the whole franchise

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      lol hell no. She had the biggest woman moment and had to spend 2 year getting creampied by her blackmailer daily.

  15. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Scientifically, having her visible within my optical range causes an involuntary reaction in my body where blood is circulated more intensely to my groin region causing my phallus to engorge, it's not unpleasant thoughbeit

  16. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Hot

  17. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I got the GAA collection and I'm struggling to find the will to play through the first case.
    Maybe it's fatigue because I just played the Wright collection but it just feels off.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >feels off

      You're delusional, now eat your hamburgers Apollo.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >feels off

      You're delusional, now eat your hamburgers Apollo.

      The Great Ace Attorney is trash. Logical plot holes straight out of the first case, the jury coincidently has connections to each case they are in, evidence conveniently shows up at the last minute leaving little room to discover the truth on your own, boring as hell deductions that serve no real purpose other than to pad out an already long game, etc. Its literally AA for babies but even more Japanese.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      The pacing of the first game is awful with tons of unnecessary camera pans and dialogue that drags on for 15 minutes which would have been cleared up in seconds in the first game. But TGAA2 is better

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      [...]
      The Great Ace Attorney is trash. Logical plot holes straight out of the first case, the jury coincidently has connections to each case they are in, evidence conveniently shows up at the last minute leaving little room to discover the truth on your own, boring as hell deductions that serve no real purpose other than to pad out an already long game, etc. Its literally AA for babies but even more Japanese.

      The pacing of the first game is awful with tons of unnecessary camera pans and dialogue that drags on for 15 minutes which would have been cleared up in seconds in the first game. But TGAA2 is better

      samegay

  18. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    BUILT for forcefeeding snackoos until her weight triples

  19. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Needs to be fatter.

  20. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    She's barely a character.

  21. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >ywnb Apollo
    y live?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >wanting to be a goober

  22. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Shame the rule 34 content is 90% gay shit

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        It's painful hoping for AA content if your not a gayola

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Esmerelda, Patricia, the maid juror and the red riding hood girl are pure sexo

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Literally one caramel waifu in the entire series and Capcom (possibly Level-5?) hit it out of the part. Olivia goes into S tier for that alone

  23. 1 month ago
    aceman
  24. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    My favorite AA girl by a large margin. If re-releasing 4-6 is setting the table for AA7, I hope she's there.

  25. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I liked her in Apollo Justice.
    Also the lab-coat over school uniform look is really cute.

  26. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      hmmm

  27. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    If you're not playing Palworld you're a homosexual who should kill himself now.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >playing AA:JFA to get away from palworld
      >2nd case murder victim named PAL meraktis

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Wait, JFA is the 3rd game god dammit, it's AJ. Joke ruined

  28. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      sauce?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        There's, like, four fricking doujins for Phoenix Wright and only one of them involves Ema. If you can't find it then you have mental problems.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Looks like it's all over her face.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous
  29. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Was there an annoying tripgay on Ganker that went by "Ema Skye" and always used her pictures as avatars? Or did I mandela effect myself?

  30. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Ace Attorney needs more burgers.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous
      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >hamburgers

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Embracing my new job of my face being Maya's seat cushion

  31. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    where Susato doujins sirs

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