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>thread discussing videogames is deleted
Nobeta's out! Come play her game!

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  1. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Frick jannies. It’s release day.

  2. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Nobeta is officially videogames

  3. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    The frick is up with the morons running this site? THIS IS A VIDEO GAME, IT JUST FRICKING RELEASED, PEOPLE ARE TALKING ABOUT IT.
    GO FRICKING TAKE CARE OF THE NOT VIDEO GAME THREADS YOU FRICKS.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >but you are scaring leddit
      all jannies are trannies

  4. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    VIDEO GAMES? ON Ganker? UNACCEPTABLE

  5. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Anyone got 1080p resolution? I can only pick max or 720 for windows mode.

  6. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Janny is a fricking homosexual

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      The janny is from leftypol so it makes sense.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        The left is full of pedos though?

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Its projection, bro.

  7. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    fricking jannies removing actual video game threads

  8. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >default camera distance is 1
    why? I changed it to 2 and it's better, I might even go to 3.. what do you guys use?

  9. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    its out btw. the requirements for unlockable skins are written in the blog post.

  10. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    NONONO, IT'S NOT A CULTURAL PHENOMENON LIKE SMASH BROTHERS, EEEEEEEEEEEEEEE DELETE,

  11. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    NG+?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      How do you start new game+

  12. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    its because people were being horny morons
    stop being horny morons

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >it's because of things that happen in other threads but those one aren't deleted because uhh reasons

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        complaining about moderation is against the rules you dumb monkey

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          And e-girl and Shota is allowed outside of /b/ as long as it's not porn. Not all rules are followed, even by the enforces of them.
          Now lets enjoy this great game together.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      does not compute, must UOOOOOOOOH

  13. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    so whats new

  14. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >NOT
    >GAMES

  15. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Damn it looks the same as EA. Kind of a disappointment but whatever.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >Damn it looks the same as EA.
      Did you expect a graphical overhaul?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        cmon now, did you really think it would be different?

        I was hoping it would look a little better than an asset flip. It's not terrible though so don't get your panties in a bunch.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          An asset flip of what, what does that term even mean anymore?

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            unity asset store

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Man, you gave me a shock. I thought you meant anything but graphics. I only hope for more enemies, levels and better spell balancing.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            >I thought you meant anything but graphics
            Well the start is exactly the same too, but I'm not making any judgements based on content just yet.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >little better than an asset flip.
          What assets are being flipped?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      cmon now, did you really think it would be different?

  16. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    You will not to steal the game or you are pig
    Support hardworking developer , or you are have shame !

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >Support the dev
      >dev decide to commis more cute and funny art of nobeta

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >shilled early access trash for 3 fricking years
      No thanks, im stealing it

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Water in the paddy fields

  17. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I feel like people are going to go from hype to disappointed in real time in this thread. If jannies don't delete it anyway.

  18. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Waiting for a pirate link.

  19. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    why is steam so slow?

  20. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >my laptop actually meets the minimum system requirements
    I am not used to this feeling. This is the first time I might be able to play a modern video game in ~10 years.
    Thanks Noebta!

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      it work fine on my gtx960m laptop

  21. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    How much extra content they did add that wasn't in the demo?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      It's only been 11 minutes people are probably still in the first ie the actual first level that wasn't in the demo

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Ah alright, I didn't know it only came out 11 minutes ago.

  22. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Someone post the artbook

  23. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I bought Nobeta on a sale years ago, waiting for it to be finished. Cant believe it's finally here. Cute and funny!

  24. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    it's because the thread gets derailed
    the way to fix that is
    >stop replying to people who bait (dickygays vs anti pedogays)
    >talk about the game
    >try not to bring up pedophilia or hentai
    >???
    >profit
    is it going on a discount on release?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >>stop replying to people who bait (dickygays vs anti pedogays)
      >>talk about the game
      >>try not to bring up pedophilia or hentai
      >>???

      This didn't happen last thread,
      And it seems it isn't but the DLC is currently discounted.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      the prerelease price was the sale

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        sucks i missed it
        welp will wait then, the idea of souls combat while being a ranged character is interesting also seems to have jrpgs elements that i like
        the artstyle makes me cringe but i can handle it i think

  25. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Frick I fell asleep at my computer and I missed the cheaper price.

  26. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Don't see the game showing up on the Playstation store, is it only out on steam ATM? 🙁

  27. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Nobeta is Strike Witches of Ganker confirmed.

  28. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    What is this game? Is it a real game or are you all just cooming?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      elden ring but with cute girl

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >*oom
      It's an actual game, it's plays like, I guess Souls would be the game people would say it matches up with.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >What is this game?
        dickysouls
        It managed to fix all the problems with magic in souls-like combat

        Sounds interesting. Is it coming to PS4?

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          I believe so?

          >ROLL
          >ROLL
          >ROLL
          >runs backwards
          >runs to the side
          >shoot projectile
          *yawn*

          Wow you just described all the action video games.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            dmc doesnt do that
            not him btw

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              Yea, you just spam the two attack buttons.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                YOU FOOL
                you have no grasp of what a combo is

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                I do. You just don't need them.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                >combo
                >Took longer to kill enemies le good
                lol
                lmao

                >t can never get an SSS

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                There's no SSS homosexualry in Nobeta.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                >combo
                >Took longer to kill enemies le good
                lol
                lmao

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >What is this game?
      dickysouls
      It managed to fix all the problems with magic in souls-like combat

  29. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    stop pretending you give two shits about the game

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Bro...

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >replying to obvious bait

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I got it months ago and played it for like 6 hours, it cost me like 3 bux, so its alright I guess.
      The devs are filthy israelites tho.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      you can put as many as little girl as in the elementary school and it won't save shit game. it has some unique ideas too unlike so many other souls clones which for some reason always copy everything fromsoft did.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >it has some unique ideas
        Like what? The fact that it's partially a shooter? Remnant already exists.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          It's not a shooter, moron. It's magic.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            >it's not a shooter because it's magic projectiles not bullets
            lmao ok moron

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          perfect timed dodges speeding up casting/refunding mana is good for rewarding aggressive play. You can do like

          >ROLL
          >ROLL
          >ROLL
          >runs backwards
          >runs to the side
          >shoot projectile
          *yawn*

          says but that's not the intended playstyle and it'll take fricking forever

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        it seems cool, however the weirdass fanbase it has on here and on steam might be a barrier to its success
        >elaborate?
        look at the steam reviews, you think a healthy sane adult would look at that and want to add that game to their library?
        >that's good it keeps the normies away!
        yeah but it means you get less sales and less players

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >fanbase
          No one cares. Stop shitposting.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            this is currently the first review you see when you scroll down on the store page

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >look at the steam reviews
          It's so weird and fascinating to me. Why would people spam Ganker memes (and e-girlcon dog whistles at that) on a namegay website, esp the one where you buy games. Once Valve realizes what's up, they might perma-ban your account, and/or report it to authorities. I just don't get some people, are they fricking moronic.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            >they might perma-ban your account, and/or report it to authorities
            lol, lmao even

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              Well, go ahead, post another rape correction funny meme review, see what happens eventually.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                I'm not part of the hivemind and I don't need to post le funny maymay, but you've got to be moronic to think that anyone gives a frick about steam reviews

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            >Ganker memes
            lol
            lmao even

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              Those tweets wouldn't be anywhere as popular without Gankerers spamming them.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            >Ganker memes
            You mean twitter memes. Same thing at this point but yeah.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Popular games always attract that kind of people anon, do you think those people that talk shit about everything but the gameplay preview in those wonderful life remake threads actually ever touch a harvest moon game before? or ryza?

  30. 1 year ago
    Anonymous
  31. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    4$ for the DLC isn't bad surprisingly, though it should have just been an early unlock type deal instead of having to get it to get them.

  32. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    GIVE ME THE LINK

  33. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    default keymapping is kind of weird, shift for jump? ctrl for dashing? what do you guys use?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      space for jump, ctrl for run

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      A controller like a normal person

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >Souls-like
      Controller

  34. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >ROLL
    >ROLL
    >ROLL
    >runs backwards
    >runs to the side
    >shoot projectile
    *yawn*

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      sounds like the new ARPG mold

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >new
        Fable would like a word with you.

  35. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I will
    when there's a torrent

  36. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Is the game good?
    Will dickyseurs be pleased?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Yes
      And yes
      Don't get fooled by the constant uoh posting. The game itself is solid, better combat than Dark Souls 1 certainly

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >better combat than Dark Souls 1 certainly
        That's incredibly disingenuous. It does magic better than dark souls.

  37. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    WHO /playednobetasincethestart/ HERE?

    INITIAL STEAM RELEASE WELCOME
    ORIGINAL DEMOCHADS IDEAL

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Been here since the start. Back when the translations were unintelligible bable

  38. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    im going' to bed. ill be here in the morning to see anons thoughts on it post ea.

  39. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    is the entire game just 7 hours? looking for reviews on steam they all seem to be 7 hrs on record

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Anon those reviews came out when the game was still in EA.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >game just came out not even 30 minutes ago
      Those are early access reviews.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      It just came out of early access anon. You think someone played the full game of 7 hours or more in just 22 minutes? The EA was maybe 7 hours. I have more since I wanted to unlock some more shit.

  40. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >can't use gyro on controller since the game doesn't allow for two simultaneous input methods at once
    that's gay

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Frick this game is going to suck on Steam Deck isn't it
      I hate controller aiming

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Seems like you can use gyro if its set to also work as stick on output.

  41. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Can someone just hack all the skins and post screenshots? No one's going to actually play this shitty corridor simulator.

  42. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    imagine falling for pedobait and then complaining about the state of AAA games
    you deserve to lose money

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Oh no, I lost 6€ for a nice little e-girl dark souls game that works instead of 70€ for a game riddled with bugs.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Get better bait.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      It's legitimately a good game though

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Had more fun playing this than any AAA jogger simulator.

  43. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Any dlc worth it?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      No. The skins are unlockable in-game, the DLC is just an insta-unlock. You can also use SAM to unlock them instantly too and save money.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >The skins are unlockable in-game
        no they aren't

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          moron.
          >The bundle content can be unlocked in game through reaching certain achievement.
          Bunny: Use ritual of magic absorption to absorb 30,000 magic points. (Divine Reaction)
          Bear Muppet: Defeat Monica. (Crafted Soul, Animal Lover)

          Just creamapi the dlc outfits you morons.

          You only need to unlock 2 achievements, use SAM instead.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            and in the game without the DLC the only costumes that show up when selecting 'costumes' from a statue menu are the default, maid, sailor suit and swimsuit, with their requirements below them. not the two in the DLC

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            You need to buy the dlc AND unlock those achievements

  44. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    is this game worth my $10

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      25 now. You missed your chance.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        i was just planning to get the base game and the skin designed by milkshakework

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          The game is 25 now, by itself. Price went up. You missed your chance.

  45. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >incantations when she charges up spells
    That is so cool.

  46. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I'm gay

  47. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Just creamapi the dlc outfits you morons.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      ah frick i forgot about creamapi, rip my $3

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >creampie the dlc
      uoooh

  48. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Soooooo.... Will these threads finally have some gameplay discussion now? Like talking boss strats and move techs? Haha...

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      i guess

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Just roll and shoot, now let's talk about dicky

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        the bunny skin was designed by Milkshakework
        UUUUOOOOOOOOOHHHHHH

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      More than likely for a while, none of us can tell the future. We all just got the full release (PC users) and then you'll have waves of posters as console users get their copies in.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Give me a few hours. I'm starting a new game.

      I don't think I can still shit on Monica well.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      The early nobeta threads before everyone got through the 8 hours of content in the early access had tons of gameplay discussions and I'm tired of morons like you pretending that no one ever talked about gameplay

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I love my wife lysithea like you have no idea

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Have you played Dark Souls before?
      Yes?
      Thus ends the discussion.

      Now we all agree that flat Nobeta best Nobeta right?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I'm stuck at work, so i cannot play the new content right now
      >boss, if you see this, i think of Nobeta as my daughter

  49. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I need more art and video game footage to be convinced.

  50. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >sprint and roll are on different keys
    it's shit

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      have a nice day souls moron,mapping one key with multiple functions was a mistake

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      It's only shit because the default KB+M controls are shit. I rarely rebind controls in any game but Nobeta really requires it

  51. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >advanced mode
    this is the normal difficulty
    Heh. Love when they name the normal mode liek that.

  52. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Can't wait to be mindblown! I waited 5 years for this.

  53. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    post cheat or trainer

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Give it time.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        POST IT NOW

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          it

  54. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    FRIENDLY REMINDER FOR NOBETALETS

    YOU CAN PARRY YOUR OWN SPELLS

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >he didn't air attack with fire spell until the boss die
      ngmi

  55. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    i think we should just make a general on /vg/, since mods just lose their shit

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      no

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Other games can have threads on release so can this. Generals are for games that actually need them, not this game.
      Now, why isn't my left shift letting me dash?
      Also, stop engaging with posters like

      >garbage asset flip game probably 12 hours long at best made by a chinese pedophile vtuber simp
      Please for the love of God ACQUIRE SOME FRICKING STANDARDS AND SELF RESPECT IN YOUR LIFE

      and

      >look at the steam reviews
      It's so weird and fascinating to me. Why would people spam Ganker memes (and e-girlcon dog whistles at that) on a namegay website, esp the one where you buy games. Once Valve realizes what's up, they might perma-ban your account, and/or report it to authorities. I just don't get some people, are they fricking moronic.

      . Post about the game.

  56. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >garbage asset flip game probably 12 hours long at best made by a chinese pedophile vtuber simp
    Please for the love of God ACQUIRE SOME FRICKING STANDARDS AND SELF RESPECT IN YOUR LIFE

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >pedophiles
      >standards

  57. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Wow, her VA fits good. I hate it when VAs voice e-girl characters like they're forcing babyspeak. Glad this is not the case here.
    I've done some rough benchmarks on the EA version on the Steam Deck, it looks like they improved graphics and performance significantly, up to 50%. Details like shadows and stuff are still decent (looks better compared to EA's low) even on low, and I'm getting constant 7-8w at 40fps with no dips. Simultaneous inputs don't work, but I was able to make controller aiming somewhat passable by lowering ingame aim sensitivity all the way down 0.2x and upping gyro precision. Still not as good as raw mouse movement though, I hope they fix that.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      ooh vtuber voices!

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous
    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      ooh vtuber voices!

      >>>/vt/

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Nobeta's VA also voiced Kukuri and Mona from Genshin Impact.
      She's great.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      New wave e-girl VAs are basically like that, we're not in the pipsqueak era anymore, thank god

  58. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    do i get the full game if i bought early access?
    i can still buy it on steam

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Yes
      No, only the full version. You're ~40 minutes late.

  59. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    how do i get costumes?

  60. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    im getting conflicting information here

    so do I need to buy the dlc outfits or not?
    or are they unlockable in the game?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      you blind as a bat e-girlfricker read the fricking DLC page

  61. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Has anybody bought the artbook dlc? does it have all the patreon stuff in it?

  62. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Is R2 straight after the first R1 hit to cancel the combo good?

  63. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Noneta's VA isn't a vtumor you damn idiots. She's an actual professional.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      a professional wiener sucker

  64. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    not him but Ganker really really hates vtubers which means you will be dealing with those comments a lot

  65. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    And that's a bad thing, dev shouldn't have hired vtumors to do VA

  66. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >Cutscenes shows default skin instead of current skin.
    Oh c'mon now...

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Gotta keep the tone of the cutscene intact.

      Noneta's VA isn't a vtumor you damn idiots. She's an actual professional.

      They don't care, they are shitposters.

      >the price spike
      I guess I'm gonna wait for two more years.

      It's just 15$ more. And this was well known for ages now.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      sorry can't fix. dev got the coof.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      seems hit or miss

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >crafted soul
        is the translation still complete dogshit

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          idk I don't speak moon runes

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          What else should it be? Life soul?

  67. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    did they remove unlimited air attack?

  68. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >the price spike
    I guess I'm gonna wait for two more years.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Why the frick did you wait until release, you were warned. Most Early Access titles will spike in price once out.

  69. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Is the start any different or can I just use my old save?

  70. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Early Access bros, where we at?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Right here, I'm liking the new intro section.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        wait, you can use your old save file to continue?

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          yes don't delete, i fricked up

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >it's been almost 2 years
      What the frick

  71. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    i was just explaining to you why he's mad there was no need to wah wah me

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      moron

  72. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    FRICK JANNIES

  73. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Okay I'm sticking with default Nobeta I can't play with the throbbing erection the Maid outfit gives me.

  74. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    you guys ARE playing on 'advanced' difficulty, right Ganker?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Of course. Who plays on the casual mode?
      Oh and

      Other games can have threads on release so can this. Generals are for games that actually need them, not this game.
      Now, why isn't my left shift letting me dash?
      Also, stop engaging with posters like [...] and [...]. Post about the game.

      my dashing started working after I attacked, no clue why it wasn't letting me before that though, so no help needed now.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Gonna play on the easiest + freeze my health with Cheat Engine. I'm not expecting anything good gameplay wise, so might as well get through it quick.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        You sound like a homosexual. Why even get the game? You could just get the art.

  75. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    How's the performance on the switch

  76. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Where can I buy the collectors edition?

  77. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >Mori
    You're just begging to be made fun of

  78. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Waiting on ripped nobeta models for sex

  79. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    ah yes, you can't fly with air attack anymore, sad

  80. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Alright, I played a bit. As I expected, it seems like the full game is just EA but with more levels. Shame the stuff we already played is exactly the same. I'm hoping the later stuff has more going on.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >As I expected, it seems like the full game is just EA but with more levels.
      I'm pretty sure that is what everyone expected and wanted. Who wanted the game to change drastically?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >that's what I wanted
        Yeah, it's fine, but I was hoping for a little more spit shine or something. Better level design, better environments. A more fitting UI.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          This isn't an AAA game, the levels don't seem that bad, or the environments. And I like the UI, it has a nice magitech feel to it.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            >the levels don't seem that bad
            Aren't all levels just the same castle dungeon corridors though? Well, some have lava I guess, but still the same assets.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            >This isn't an AAA game
            It's not on a shoestring budget either. The dev had the funds to at least hire someone to make prettier assets.
            > I like the UI, it has a nice magitech feel to it
            I feel it looks too sci-fi almost. I would've prefered something more rustic and intricate.

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              >The dev had the funds to at least hire someone to make prettier assets.
              I feel that would lead to a whole "redo everything" that would have taken even longer. It's nice for what it is.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Not really. He could've just contracted out the upgrade for the EA stuff and made the new levels at a higher quality.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                >Not really.
                Sadly that isn't how any other dev has done it when it happens, they end up redoing lots of stuff and adding tons of time to development.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Like I said, the dev could've just paid a contractor to handle the upgrade while he continued to work on everything else
                >but that would've led to updating everything!
                Again, like I said, he could've just made the new stuff at a higher quality.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                >at a higher quality.
                Like? Are you wanting Next Gen graphics and textures?

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                a better game than this at least. it's a meh game but almost good

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Could you be more specific?

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                >the dev could've just paid a contractor to handle the upgrade while he continued to work on everything else
                That's what he did, and contractor decided the use those money on pedo arts and holoive rather than the actual game.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                >at a higher quality.
                Like? Are you wanting Next Gen graphics and textures?

                >the dev could've just paid a contractor to handle the upgrade while he continued to work on everything else
                That's what he did, and contractor decided the use those money on pedo arts and holoive rather than the actual game.

                I hope Tencent or NetEase will take notice of Nobeta series and fund the sequel. Imagine a Nobeta made by AAA teams under Tencent or NetEase.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Sounds horrible. The game is basically powered by e-girlcon. Just give that man time and it'll be fine. Maybe a slightly bigger team to split some tasks. No need for something grand.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                good thing he had 5 years to make this

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                >5 years

  81. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >Nobeta is voiced by Shamiko

    HOLY BAAAAAAAASED

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      No, she's voiced by Kukuri.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      i miss the old va tbqhfam

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      No. she's voiced by Mona

  82. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    OOOOOoooooh I see. You can't dash out of the walking animation, you need to be in the "jogging" animation to dash.
    Makes sense. I thought it was a bug, but I'm glad it was just me not noticing mechanics.

  83. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    What do the h-scenes look like? I can't find anything on sadpanda

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      It's not a coom game

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      It's not porn you dumb carl poster.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Why the frick not.

  84. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    have a nice day vtuber cancer. Delete that fricking image.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      [...]
      low quality attempt.
      2/10

      this is a vtuber game tho?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Incorrect
        Back to >>>/vt/ cancer

  85. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Give me the fanbox leaks and frick off, shill.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      That and patreon are on kemono moron

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Latest aren't, you triple moron.

  86. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    low quality attempt.
    2/10

  87. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    its over

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      get better internet

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >1.5
      bro what that's too little even in the smallest plans

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        get better internet

        I live in australia, and not in a city

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Get some fiber lad

  88. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Did they add in new spell elements?

  89. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    ok, it's just the first cutscene

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Looks like a PS2 game.

  90. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    I think vtuber simps should first go back to >>>/vt/ and then commit neckrope so they no longer bother human beings anymore

  91. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >ice magic lvl3
    >swimsuit costume still locked
    anyone?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      same here, maybe the full game added tier 4?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        probably?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        oh yea, you need to find the treasure chest, i just get thunder t4 on the left room before first boss

  92. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Have to play KBM because DualSense Right stick has shitty drift

  93. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >make Nobeta run around
    >she gets tired and eats shit
    Never fails to make me laugh, even now.

  94. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Torrent when

  95. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    qrd on update, worth the price?

  96. 1 year ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I like how they're addressing missing DLC and not the fact that you can't even buy the game on switch eshop outside of japan

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >reviewing e-girl in swimsuit
      >for month
      based Japan

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      But I thought nintendo was anti-censorship now, that's what all the fanboys told me.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Have you not seen the recent Censorblade 3?

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          That's not censored, it's just shit.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Since they are a subsidiary of Nintendo, they can get reviewed during development and have changes made before release unlike Nobeta

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      DEV GOT THE COOF PLEASE UNDERSTAND!!!!

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      HAHAHAHAHA NINTENTARDS ON SUICIDE WATCH

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Huh. What about Playstation?

      I like how they're addressing missing DLC and not the fact that you can't even buy the game on switch eshop outside of japan

      I was gonna say, there isn't even a store page, but I don't check other regions.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      PC wins again BAY BAY!

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >expected in October
      >doesn't even say it's rejected
      Man, I can't wait for people to repost this for the next 5 years, even when Nintendo allows it.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        It might still get rejected though.

  97. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    wait it's out? as in the full game, no more EA bullshit???
    damn, should have called the day off. the demo was fun.

  98. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >game with vtubers in it
    I don't wish this fate for any franchise this thread should be deleted now.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >ask people who make a living with just the sound of their voice to voice act for some shekels
      >they say okay
      >this is somehow an atrocity to Ganker

  99. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Fubuki is also the cat?

  100. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >you pick up teleport
    the frick

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Does these random items do something or just for achievement?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        they give little lore bits in the item menu

  101. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Waiting for it to pop up on Rin.

  102. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I've wondered this for a while now but which platform made the dev "censor" the bikini skin? I assume it's Steam?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous
  103. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    dicky dicky dicky I love dicky

  104. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    UOOOOOOOOOOH

  105. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    where is the torrent?

  106. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Kill all pedophiles

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Yes, since you're clearly a projecting 3DPD CP enjoyer I volunteer you first to you to be hanged from the neck until dead with your own intestines

  107. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >can't use arrow keys to move anymore
    Crap. I'm gonna have to use WASD like a normal person now.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >he isn't used to needing input remapping tools to play all games with arrow keys

      Casual

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah I guess I should do that

        The time has finally come.
        Can't wait.f

        Why not a controller?

        I've played computer games using arrow keys all my life. Never switched to WASD when everyone else did, not planning to do it now.

    • 1 year ago
      Untitled-kun

      The time has finally come.
      Can't wait.f

      Why not a controller?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        You have to aim quite a bunch especially early, so controller feels really bad. Probably possible with some practice, but it's easier to just use m+kb and that's coming from someone who almost exclusively grew up on consoles.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          He still didn't add an explanation in the opening cutscene/first play section about strength affecting the aim sway, tons of morons are going to think something's wrong with their game and never make it to the first level up statue to see it

  108. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >Charge fire spell
    >shoot
    >dies
    i hate it

  109. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >feel relaxed with hat
    DO NOT REMOVER HER HAT

  110. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Returning to this game makes me wish they had AA budget to polish it further and add content because the base mechanics are fun as frick.

    Nobeta is just incredibly tight and slick to control. She's indescribably satisfying.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >Nobeta is just incredibly tight
      too obvious bro

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >add content
      What content should have been added?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Womb tattoos and pregnancy.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        More bosses.
        More spells. Maybe even spell combinations?
        Bigger and better realized stages.

        Just more of everything tbh because they really hit it out of the park with how Nobeta controls.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        2-4 more spells would've been great for example. I don't know about the new levels and enemies, so I won't say anything about that, just hoping they're interesting.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        CHURCH WITCH

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah yeah, epic innuendo, bro. Here's your (you)

  111. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    No it isn't. Neither is Niji, for that matter.
    >(AND WHY THAT'S A GOOD THING)

  112. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >add fast travel
    >you need to visit every goddess statue even thought you already beat the game on early access
    why?

  113. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    bros... what am I in for?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Unity assets store

  114. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Ps4 version in english when?

  115. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    why am I always in perpetual aim mode? or is it the default setting?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      i think the deadzones for the triggers suck, if i even lightly tap it goes into aiming mode

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        I'm always on aiming mode unless I hold down on right analog, controller works pretty well tested on dragon dogma. also I can't shot magic at all.

  116. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Pedoshit is NOT videogames

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      YWNBAJ, seethe impotently forever
      janny will just be met with instant reposts and mockery for even trying so you and the hotpocket huffers can cry and cope forever

  117. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    W-where's my dicky voiceacting role? It's not fair

  118. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Lol. Did they actually delete it? I hope you guys reported it via Ganker/feedback
    It's not the first time they do this
    >inb4 it does nothing
    janny gets the boot if there are enough reports with proofs.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Lmao no they don't
      Otherwise the trannitor/mod that terrorizes XIV threads since Heavensward would have been shitcanned 20 times over

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Thats a mod, not a troony so it wont work sadly

  119. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    How do you change outfits?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      It's an option at the statues.

  120. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    [...]

    Based vtubemoronS shitting up chink scam threads.

    Also, Onirism is shit too.

  121. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    how do i aim better? or actually can i just whack with the staff the whole time?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      level up strength, whacking with the staff stops doing shit pretty quickly

  122. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Bunny dicky

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      what was the deal with leveling ice?

  123. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >didnt buy it on steam, wait for psn release
    >converting from ching chong currency it becomes 40 bucks
    >my own currency became twice as bad against the dollar
    >it costs the same as an aaa game did 2 years ago
    AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

    time to pirate it I guess

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Do tell if you find a link for the latest updated version.

  124. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    So what's the Gankererdict? How much new shit is there?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      It's like 3 new levels/bosses. People are mostly excited about the costume actually since the levels are all the same corridor shit anyway who cares.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >People are mostly excited about the costume actually
        Speak for yourself.

  125. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    just started and beat the first boss. is the game meant to be this easy?
    It was hard when i played it before
    am i meant to pick advanced?
    i thought that mode was like the mode you pick if you've finished the game

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >am i meant to pick advanced?
      Anon, normal is easy mode.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        how was i supposed to know that?

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          it says in the tips "nobeta starts with normal abilities"

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Maybe read the difficulty descriptions moron

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          It says it.

          >advanced mode
          this is the normal difficulty
          Heh. Love when they name the normal mode liek that.

          Right under the choice it tells you the top mode enhances Nobeta and the bottom one is the normal difficulty.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous
          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Is this just a shitty translation or what? Standard should be normal.

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              It feels like the way that some devs call easy mode something else so people who play it don't feel bad for being casuals.

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              Originally the difficulties were labeled Easy and Normal, but shitters got stomped on and complained that Normal was too hard and when they were told to change to Easy they threw a hissy fit because playing on Easy is demeaning to them. The dev unfortunately bent the knee to them and changed the naming to Standard and Advanced.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Is this just a shitty translation or what? Standard should be normal.

                Daily reminder that on "normal" you had to fight Monica's 2 phases each time if you get beat but whereas on easy, if you beat the 1st phase, you immediately skip into the 2nd phase during your next tries.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                I remember watching Prod (a famous Souls youtuber, played all the super hard DS mods) get perma-stuck on the bear girl boss in the lava level. I think I'll play on Standard just to be safe. Don't need any extra frustration, real life already sucks wiener.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Lmao, after a bunch of tries I barely lost life to it. Just perfect dodge/parry and counter with ice magic. Maybe some stuff in its hard, I forgot how exactly I attacked.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                >eceleb watcher plays on baby mode
                what a shock

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Even anime girl can beat RE on latest diff
                kek, what a company.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                As others have said in this thread, Normal mode used to be called easy mode. The intended difficulty is the advanced one and you will not get the true challenge of the game otherwise.

  126. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    b-bros, so no more Fanbox lewds from now on?

  127. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    we won dickychads

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Fricking epic

  128. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Was Tania's beam barrage attack changed? I can't seem to outsprint it anymore

  129. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Is the game fun?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I think it is, you'd have to try it to know for sure, just get a demo.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      It's alright. A nice novelty if you're not tired of souls shit yet. In terms of quality, it's a doujin game that's almost at AA levels of quality.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >almost at AA levels of quality
        lmao no, it's not even Senran Kagura levels and that's low budget as frick

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >that's low budget as frick
          No it isn't. The frick are you smoking?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        I'm absolutely done with souls after hundreds of hours, but this felt different. More 3D platforming, and magic is actually fun to use and linked closely with melee attacks, since you get faster charging spells by attacks and dodging. While in soles it always feels like absolute shit.

  130. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    FAVORITE OUTFIT?

    BEARCHADS WW@?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Bear is adorable

  131. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >Level 4 thunder
    >thunder doesn't effect nobeta
    >Level 4 fire
    >you still can get killed by the explosion
    gdi

  132. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Wait is it true we can no longer fly by spamming melee attacks in the air?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I can never pull it off anyway.

  133. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Sex with Nonota!

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Cute sex ghost!

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Why do ghost need panties?

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          So her butt doesn't get cold, duh.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      ghost blowjobs

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Break the Seal.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Eww

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          imagine one of those fingers up your butt

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          i paid for dicky, dickybros wtf is this?

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            true heterosexuality

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Just like Bob Ross used to say, gotta have dark to see the light. Game needs a little bit of hag so you can truly appreciate the dicky.

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              >he cant appreciate girls of all forms
              gay

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                >missing the point
                It's about contrast, not about being unable to jack it to a disgusting old hag, I don't have a problem with that.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                >disgusting old hag
                gay

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Cute sex ghost!

      [...]

      Break the Seal.

      >1429x979
      please tell me you're resizing those images

  134. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I honestly remember even standard mode being harder. Like the first enemies could kill you in a few hits.
    Also OG nobeta voice imo was a lot better than Shamiko/Mona.

  135. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Post the artbook dl link you frick.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Catbox is shitting itself for me and won't even let me upload a 44 MB RAR.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        all of them want to frick her wtf

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Wouldn't you? Also, check out the proto-Monicas.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            nice, I love alpha/proto stuff

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              Kinda wish they kept Vanessa's first outfit.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                HOT!

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Wonder if they'll add a hot spring mode to the game?

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                cute fox

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                maybe in the coming gacha

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        use anonfile or fichier or literally anywhere

  136. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    t5 ice probably will give you the swimsuit

  137. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >Start new game
    >Everything is exactly as in EA

    Soo how about that forest tutorial level? Am I still playing EA or what?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      What forest lmao, the whole thing is a dungeon crawler.

  138. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Is using a controller better than using keyboard and mouse?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      No because this is a basically a third person shooter/platformer. I suppose you can spec nobeta into full str and play it like a hack and slash.

  139. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    can you still get the capeless costume? the one that was in the settings in the demo

  140. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Is the PS4 version also censored?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >Is the PS4 version also censored?
      No, at the moment only the switch version is

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >Is the PS4 version also censored?
      No, at the moment only the switch version is

      whats censored?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        See

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        The swimsuit.

  141. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Has no one unlocked the bikini yet? Is the level 4 ice magic in the new stages?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      got t4 spell, you need t5

  142. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >change difficulty from advance mode to standard mode on setting
    >can't change it back to advance mode
    i brick my advance mode save file

  143. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >You can shoot behind yourself
    >That sliding when going backwards while running
    This game is cool

  144. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >Collectors edition still hasnt shipped

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Jamal stole it

  145. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I legit have no idea how you're supposed to beat Tania now, you can no longer sprint to get away from the laser barrage, dodging doesn't work and parrying means 100% death if you mistime it. I only got lucky and beat her because she didn't use it on one run.

  146. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Show me the pantsu of the maid skin and schoolgirl skins.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous
      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        UOH

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        I want to grab Nobeta by her ankle and drag her back to my house.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous
  147. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I played this game a like a couple years ago. What has changed with the full release?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      The beginning areas have basically been unchanged. It however added new areas after that.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Second half of the game and loose outfits for Nobeta, lore items, voice acting, and an orchestral soundtrack.

  148. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Someone rip the models and upload them somewhere

  149. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    they wasted resources on collectibles.

  150. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Anyone else find it cool how Nobeta has different animation for dashing at angle?

  151. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    FIRE IS THE BEST SPELL

    FRICK LIGHTNINGKEKS
    FRICK ARCANENIGS
    FRICK ICETROONS

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Lightning is cool though.

  152. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Why is cat such a c**t

  153. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >fastest thread on Ganker
    Why are you people like this?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous
    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous
    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >why aren't you responding to my "is coffee good for you troll thread?"

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >people talking about the game
      >people shitting on everything trying to get (you)s
      I do wonder why the thread is so fast.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      were you not here when uohhh posting took off with this game?

  154. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Is it really 3-5h long for 25$ or did howlongtobeat not update for the full release?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >did howlongtobeat not update for the full release?
      HLTB gets its times by users submitting them, the game only just updated of course it still has the demo times.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        The full game came out 2 hours ago, what do you think moron.

        I thought the game was in EA all this time where they kept adding stuff and now was just the official release where nothing changed from yesterday

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      The full game came out 2 hours ago, what do you think moron.

  155. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >polka boss
    >wait for moan to dodge
    based!!!

  156. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I feel that I cheated myself by staying at distance from first boss, should I have stuck closely and focused more on melee for better fight?
    This fricker didn't even try closing the distance

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      He's meant to be an easy tutorial boss, just keep playing and meet his brother.

  157. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    is the swimsuit in the steam version?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      yes

  158. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Anyone tried to unlock the DLC costumes with CreamApi? Does it work?

  159. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Man, the power trip once you first unlock ice feels so good. Especially since to get it, you get trapped in a big area with lots of enemies.
    I always forgot that nobeta's spells function like games and have recoil for some reason.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      guns*

      were you not here when uohhh posting took off with this game?

      I mean, this game practically started uoh posting.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >practically
        literally

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >, this game practically started uoh posting.
          Not just practitally, it was an image of Nobeta that was commented on by Mammoth.

          dicky had always been popular here since the days of HiT. The twitter screencap just took it mainstream.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Nice reading comprehension.

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              thanks

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            >dicky had always been popular
            Even before that, like looong before, before even the Ganker guilds like Touch Fluffy Tail in TERA that mained Elins.
            But "UOH" started with that Nobeta image and Mammoths' comment.

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              >Touch Fluffy Tail in TERA
              full of SHITTERS

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                I never joined it since I was in a guild with IRL friends so I have no comments on that.

                how do you even level up your elemental shit? I just beat Tania

                I assume it's through finding books since you find Arcane 2 in the room where you get the Ice 1 spell underground.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                >Arcane 2 in the room where you get the Ice 1 spell underground.
                wot, how could I have missed this? I am confused as frick now I guess I'll start over

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                The chest is hidden from view, but you should have seen a ledge you could jump to leading to where you have to jump.
                This game is full of hidden paths.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                So you know how you walk into the big room from the top and you see that broken doll and already lit lamp in the distance? That is where the chest for Arcane 2 is, you have to jump over from a outcrop by the door to the hallway back up from the bottom area.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous
        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          figuratively

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >, this game practically started uoh posting.
        Not just practitally, it was an image of Nobeta that was commented on by Mammoth.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Don't forget to pick up arcane 2 in there.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >you get trapped in a big area with lots of enemies
      >jumping down like a moron instead of walking down the path clearing it as you go
      Were you that desperate to get Arcane 2, Black personhomosexual?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Not him but I got knocked down into it by one of the b***h ass crawling dolls.

  160. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    so what's the difference between the official build and the early access one

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      [...]
      I thought the game was in EA all this time where they kept adding stuff and now was just the official release where nothing changed from yesterday

      The devs never touched the demo/EA version at all. The final game includes the demo and the other half of the game.

  161. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Does anyone know where I can take out a tiny loan? I don't get paid until tomorrow but I wanna play it now

  162. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    WHEN ARE THEY PLAYING NOBETA? AAAAAAAAAAAAA

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >Still play Shit Ring

  163. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Does this work on Windows 7
    This is important

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      The EA worked just fine so the full version should as well.

  164. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    hmmmm

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      what am i even supposed to do with the items?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Nothing. You just read the lore.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Collect them all for achievements of course.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Unironically what happened to Monica.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >fat bastard
        you just know

  165. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Is using keyboard and mouse better than controller?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Yup

  166. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Just beat Tania frick that AoE pull and homing bullshit.

  167. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    What am I in for?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Souls with a e-girl and focus on magic and physical attacks and dodges since attacking and dodge attacks while chanting spells speeds it up and restores mana.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      'ick on 'eta

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Cuteness

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        why are you posting clips for 4 years ago?

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Cause no one else has made new webms today for me to repost yet.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      How does it control on the 'eck? Can you force gyro or the trackpads well enough on it?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Gyro is good, but I will never understand how you're supposed to use it when it's on a device that you're holding the screen of.

  168. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    are there americans in this thread?
    I would like them to not ruin dickyposting.

  169. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Brings a tear to my eye.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      is this good or bad?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >nearing the EA release peak at the middle of the night
        Very good.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        everyone is asleep expect chaos tomorrow

  170. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    vg general when?

  171. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    spade tatoo mod when

  172. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    go to sleep americans!

  173. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    The big issue is you can't be in the walking state and start sprinting, you need to be in the faster walking state first, so I get why the dodge and sprint keys are not the same.

  174. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    how do you even level up your elemental shit? I just beat Tania

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Hunt chests. The second wind pickup is in a hidden path in the first fire area, for example.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        frick there were some gates in the first area I wasn't able to open and other stuff how do I go back there? like before the first boss (the big armor) there's an area that I couldn't access, at least I thought I couldn't.. some area walled off w/ magic but the crystal kept healing faster than I could destroy it

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          You get to backtrack all the way to the first area after beating Monika.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            when is that? if I'm missing elemental level ups then I'll be fricked

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              Monika is the second boss, of the fire area. So you're not far off.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          At least in the demo unlocking further spells allows back tracking si chances are you can return to the forest later

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      You find more books.

  175. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    what will happen if I se my early acess pirated save?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      If you 100%ed it, assuming it lets you load the save you'll just be ahead on spells and levels.
      I just went with a new game, but there doesn't seem to be anything new at the start.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >but there doesn't seem to be anything new at the start.
        Lore Item Drops.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        thanks, I had only beaten the first boss.

  176. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >tfw my my mouse broke and stuck with my laptop's touchpad
    Should I suffer with it or use a controller? Also has anyone managed to unlock the DLC with CreamApi yet?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Read the DLC. You can unlock the costumes even without buying it.

  177. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Is this start of a new genre called "e-girl souls"?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      there's also that 2d game where the e-girl controls a knight spirit or something. lilly something.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Ender Lillies.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Ender Lillies.

        Enders dicky is a Metroidvania though.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Eh, in some ways, it's kinda like that salt game or demon's sperm

  178. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    All the enemies drop collectibles, so make sure you go back and get it

  179. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    how do you take your hat off?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      very carefully

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      It's in the options. Don't do it though...

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      She'll die!

  180. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    New bread?

  181. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I HAVE AN ANNOUNCEMENT
    THE SHIT THROWING DOLLS ARE b***h ASS MOTHERFRICKERS

  182. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    fun game btw

  183. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >it's only 8 hours long and with no replay value
    It's over.

  184. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    are any costumes dlc or not readily availiable in the game?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      the bear and bunny are paid but you can use creamapi to get them.

  185. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    What changed since early access?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      It's now the full game.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      New areas and added lore item drops from almost everything. Nothing new at the start though.

  186. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    i just found out that standard mode isn't really standard but easy
    should i restart?
    i beat the first boss and came on the second

    why did they call it standard?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Learn to read

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Casuals were getting butthurt that they couldn't handle normal mode and didn't like easy mode being called that so Pupuya changed it.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >why did they call it standard?
      People (little b***h ass homosexuals who can't handle a modicum of difficulty) complained about the game being too hard so dev made an easy mode and the original difficulty is now the "hard" mode.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Yes, you should. Standard is for those who have never played an action game before.
      >why did they call it standard?

      Originally the difficulties were labeled Easy and Normal, but shitters got stomped on and complained that Normal was too hard and when they were told to change to Easy they threw a hissy fit because playing on Easy is demeaning to them. The dev unfortunately bent the knee to them and changed the naming to Standard and Advanced.

      tltr : pussies cried.

  187. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    So dicky aside, is this actually fun to play?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      it's an okay 10 hour game, nothing worth replaying though. The Sheep game also suffers from this.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        The camera is so shitty. How can anyone play it? So dizzy.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Its part of the dark souls experience

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >Having motion sickness

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      It REALLY encourages high risk play, if that's your thing you will love it
      The boring safe type of play is still viable tho

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I think so but I don't think it will have much replayability. Which is fine, we don't need all the games to be something that can be played over and over again.

  188. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Will disabling bloom make seeing things easier?

  189. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    The best part is it still calls Advanced Mode "Normal Mode" right under the text while also saying under the text for Standard Mode that the mode enhances Nobeta meaning makes it easy.

  190. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >none of the costume mods from https://twitter.com/no_betam_od work any more
    Damnit. update when

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >Last tweet Feb 19, 2021
      F

  191. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    How do you remove hat/cloak? The toggle isn't there.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      You scream UUOOOOOOOOHHHH ToT at the top of your lungs. If you do it right, it works.

  192. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I can't believe they removed the levitate exploit

  193. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    If you're playing with controller make sure you go to the camera options and turn down the speed. Setting aim sensitivity to 0.6x helps a lot too.

  194. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >5 years for this
    I'm pirating but I still feel like I got scammed

  195. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Oldgay here. I'm looking at all the webms and this game reminds me of PS1 games (which is really good) that I used to play ages ago.
    I will buy this game when I get back home from wageslaving. Are there any other games like this?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >are there any other games like this
      Yes, it's called Onirism

  196. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Am I doing it right?

  197. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    So I just have to update my game and Im good to go?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      no

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Yup. Nothing you need to do other than that.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      You need costume DLC too

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