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Frick jannies. It’s release day.
Nobeta is officially videogames
The frick is up with the morons running this site? THIS IS A VIDEO GAME, IT JUST FRICKING RELEASED, PEOPLE ARE TALKING ABOUT IT.
GO FRICKING TAKE CARE OF THE NOT VIDEO GAME THREADS YOU FRICKS.
>but you are scaring leddit
all jannies are trannies
VIDEO GAMES? ON Ganker? UNACCEPTABLE
Anyone got 1080p resolution? I can only pick max or 720 for windows mode.
Janny is a fricking homosexual
The janny is from leftypol so it makes sense.
The left is full of pedos though?
Its projection, bro.
fricking jannies removing actual video game threads
>default camera distance is 1
why? I changed it to 2 and it's better, I might even go to 3.. what do you guys use?
its out btw. the requirements for unlockable skins are written in the blog post.
NONONO, IT'S NOT A CULTURAL PHENOMENON LIKE SMASH BROTHERS, EEEEEEEEEEEEEEE DELETE,
NG+?
How do you start new game+
its because people were being horny morons
stop being horny morons
>it's because of things that happen in other threads but those one aren't deleted because uhh reasons
complaining about moderation is against the rules you dumb monkey
And e-girl and Shota is allowed outside of /b/ as long as it's not porn. Not all rules are followed, even by the enforces of them.
Now lets enjoy this great game together.
does not compute, must UOOOOOOOOH
so whats new
>NOT
>GAMES
Damn it looks the same as EA. Kind of a disappointment but whatever.
>Damn it looks the same as EA.
Did you expect a graphical overhaul?
I was hoping it would look a little better than an asset flip. It's not terrible though so don't get your panties in a bunch.
An asset flip of what, what does that term even mean anymore?
unity asset store
Man, you gave me a shock. I thought you meant anything but graphics. I only hope for more enemies, levels and better spell balancing.
>I thought you meant anything but graphics
Well the start is exactly the same too, but I'm not making any judgements based on content just yet.
>little better than an asset flip.
What assets are being flipped?
cmon now, did you really think it would be different?
You will not to steal the game or you are pig
Support hardworking developer , or you are have shame !
>Support the dev
>dev decide to commis more cute and funny art of nobeta
>shilled early access trash for 3 fricking years
No thanks, im stealing it
Water in the paddy fields
I feel like people are going to go from hype to disappointed in real time in this thread. If jannies don't delete it anyway.
Waiting for a pirate link.
why is steam so slow?
>my laptop actually meets the minimum system requirements
I am not used to this feeling. This is the first time I might be able to play a modern video game in ~10 years.
Thanks Noebta!
it work fine on my gtx960m laptop
How much extra content they did add that wasn't in the demo?
It's only been 11 minutes people are probably still in the first ie the actual first level that wasn't in the demo
Ah alright, I didn't know it only came out 11 minutes ago.
Someone post the artbook
I bought Nobeta on a sale years ago, waiting for it to be finished. Cant believe it's finally here. Cute and funny!
it's because the thread gets derailed
the way to fix that is
>stop replying to people who bait (dickygays vs anti pedogays)
>talk about the game
>try not to bring up pedophilia or hentai
>???
>profit
is it going on a discount on release?
>>stop replying to people who bait (dickygays vs anti pedogays)
>>talk about the game
>>try not to bring up pedophilia or hentai
>>???
This didn't happen last thread,
And it seems it isn't but the DLC is currently discounted.
the prerelease price was the sale
sucks i missed it
welp will wait then, the idea of souls combat while being a ranged character is interesting also seems to have jrpgs elements that i like
the artstyle makes me cringe but i can handle it i think
Frick I fell asleep at my computer and I missed the cheaper price.
Don't see the game showing up on the Playstation store, is it only out on steam ATM? 🙁
Nobeta is Strike Witches of Ganker confirmed.
What is this game? Is it a real game or are you all just cooming?
elden ring but with cute girl
>*oom
It's an actual game, it's plays like, I guess Souls would be the game people would say it matches up with.
Sounds interesting. Is it coming to PS4?
I believe so?
Wow you just described all the action video games.
dmc doesnt do that
not him btw
Yea, you just spam the two attack buttons.
YOU FOOL
you have no grasp of what a combo is
I do. You just don't need them.
>t can never get an SSS
There's no SSS homosexualry in Nobeta.
>combo
>Took longer to kill enemies le good
lol
lmao
>What is this game?
dickysouls
It managed to fix all the problems with magic in souls-like combat
stop pretending you give two shits about the game
Bro...
>replying to obvious bait
I got it months ago and played it for like 6 hours, it cost me like 3 bux, so its alright I guess.
The devs are filthy israelites tho.
you can put as many as little girl as in the elementary school and it won't save shit game. it has some unique ideas too unlike so many other souls clones which for some reason always copy everything fromsoft did.
>it has some unique ideas
Like what? The fact that it's partially a shooter? Remnant already exists.
It's not a shooter, moron. It's magic.
>it's not a shooter because it's magic projectiles not bullets
lmao ok moron
perfect timed dodges speeding up casting/refunding mana is good for rewarding aggressive play. You can do like
says but that's not the intended playstyle and it'll take fricking forever
it seems cool, however the weirdass fanbase it has on here and on steam might be a barrier to its success
>elaborate?
look at the steam reviews, you think a healthy sane adult would look at that and want to add that game to their library?
>that's good it keeps the normies away!
yeah but it means you get less sales and less players
>fanbase
No one cares. Stop shitposting.
this is currently the first review you see when you scroll down on the store page
>look at the steam reviews
It's so weird and fascinating to me. Why would people spam Ganker memes (and e-girlcon dog whistles at that) on a namegay website, esp the one where you buy games. Once Valve realizes what's up, they might perma-ban your account, and/or report it to authorities. I just don't get some people, are they fricking moronic.
>they might perma-ban your account, and/or report it to authorities
lol, lmao even
Well, go ahead, post another rape correction funny meme review, see what happens eventually.
I'm not part of the hivemind and I don't need to post le funny maymay, but you've got to be moronic to think that anyone gives a frick about steam reviews
>Ganker memes
lol
lmao even
Those tweets wouldn't be anywhere as popular without Gankerers spamming them.
>Ganker memes
You mean twitter memes. Same thing at this point but yeah.
Popular games always attract that kind of people anon, do you think those people that talk shit about everything but the gameplay preview in those wonderful life remake threads actually ever touch a harvest moon game before? or ryza?
4$ for the DLC isn't bad surprisingly, though it should have just been an early unlock type deal instead of having to get it to get them.
GIVE ME THE LINK
default keymapping is kind of weird, shift for jump? ctrl for dashing? what do you guys use?
space for jump, ctrl for run
A controller like a normal person
>Souls-like
Controller
>ROLL
>ROLL
>ROLL
>runs backwards
>runs to the side
>shoot projectile
*yawn*
sounds like the new ARPG mold
>new
Fable would like a word with you.
I will
when there's a torrent
Is the game good?
Will dickyseurs be pleased?
Yes
And yes
Don't get fooled by the constant uoh posting. The game itself is solid, better combat than Dark Souls 1 certainly
>better combat than Dark Souls 1 certainly
That's incredibly disingenuous. It does magic better than dark souls.
WHO /playednobetasincethestart/ HERE?
INITIAL STEAM RELEASE WELCOME
ORIGINAL DEMOCHADS IDEAL
Been here since the start. Back when the translations were unintelligible bable
im going' to bed. ill be here in the morning to see anons thoughts on it post ea.
is the entire game just 7 hours? looking for reviews on steam they all seem to be 7 hrs on record
Anon those reviews came out when the game was still in EA.
>game just came out not even 30 minutes ago
Those are early access reviews.
It just came out of early access anon. You think someone played the full game of 7 hours or more in just 22 minutes? The EA was maybe 7 hours. I have more since I wanted to unlock some more shit.
>can't use gyro on controller since the game doesn't allow for two simultaneous input methods at once
that's gay
Frick this game is going to suck on Steam Deck isn't it
I hate controller aiming
Seems like you can use gyro if its set to also work as stick on output.
Can someone just hack all the skins and post screenshots? No one's going to actually play this shitty corridor simulator.
imagine falling for pedobait and then complaining about the state of AAA games
you deserve to lose money
Oh no, I lost 6€ for a nice little e-girl dark souls game that works instead of 70€ for a game riddled with bugs.
Get better bait.
It's legitimately a good game though
Had more fun playing this than any AAA jogger simulator.
Any dlc worth it?
No. The skins are unlockable in-game, the DLC is just an insta-unlock. You can also use SAM to unlock them instantly too and save money.
>The skins are unlockable in-game
no they aren't
moron.
>The bundle content can be unlocked in game through reaching certain achievement.
Bunny: Use ritual of magic absorption to absorb 30,000 magic points. (Divine Reaction)
Bear Muppet: Defeat Monica. (Crafted Soul, Animal Lover)
You only need to unlock 2 achievements, use SAM instead.
and in the game without the DLC the only costumes that show up when selecting 'costumes' from a statue menu are the default, maid, sailor suit and swimsuit, with their requirements below them. not the two in the DLC
You need to buy the dlc AND unlock those achievements
is this game worth my $10
25 now. You missed your chance.
i was just planning to get the base game and the skin designed by milkshakework
The game is 25 now, by itself. Price went up. You missed your chance.
>incantations when she charges up spells
That is so cool.
I'm gay
Just creamapi the dlc outfits you morons.
ah frick i forgot about creamapi, rip my $3
>creampie the dlc
uoooh
Soooooo.... Will these threads finally have some gameplay discussion now? Like talking boss strats and move techs? Haha...
i guess
Just roll and shoot, now let's talk about dicky
the bunny skin was designed by Milkshakework
UUUUOOOOOOOOOHHHHHH
More than likely for a while, none of us can tell the future. We all just got the full release (PC users) and then you'll have waves of posters as console users get their copies in.
Give me a few hours. I'm starting a new game.
I don't think I can still shit on Monica well.
The early nobeta threads before everyone got through the 8 hours of content in the early access had tons of gameplay discussions and I'm tired of morons like you pretending that no one ever talked about gameplay
I love my wife lysithea like you have no idea
Have you played Dark Souls before?
Yes?
Thus ends the discussion.
Now we all agree that flat Nobeta best Nobeta right?
I'm stuck at work, so i cannot play the new content right now
>boss, if you see this, i think of Nobeta as my daughter
I need more art and video game footage to be convinced.
>sprint and roll are on different keys
it's shit
have a nice day souls moron,mapping one key with multiple functions was a mistake
It's only shit because the default KB+M controls are shit. I rarely rebind controls in any game but Nobeta really requires it
>advanced mode
this is the normal difficulty
Heh. Love when they name the normal mode liek that.
Can't wait to be mindblown! I waited 5 years for this.
post cheat or trainer
Give it time.
POST IT NOW
it
FRIENDLY REMINDER FOR NOBETALETS
YOU CAN PARRY YOUR OWN SPELLS
>he didn't air attack with fire spell until the boss die
ngmi
i think we should just make a general on /vg/, since mods just lose their shit
no
Other games can have threads on release so can this. Generals are for games that actually need them, not this game.
Now, why isn't my left shift letting me dash?
Also, stop engaging with posters like
and
. Post about the game.
>garbage asset flip game probably 12 hours long at best made by a chinese pedophile vtuber simp
Please for the love of God ACQUIRE SOME FRICKING STANDARDS AND SELF RESPECT IN YOUR LIFE
>pedophiles
>standards
Wow, her VA fits good. I hate it when VAs voice e-girl characters like they're forcing babyspeak. Glad this is not the case here.
I've done some rough benchmarks on the EA version on the Steam Deck, it looks like they improved graphics and performance significantly, up to 50%. Details like shadows and stuff are still decent (looks better compared to EA's low) even on low, and I'm getting constant 7-8w at 40fps with no dips. Simultaneous inputs don't work, but I was able to make controller aiming somewhat passable by lowering ingame aim sensitivity all the way down 0.2x and upping gyro precision. Still not as good as raw mouse movement though, I hope they fix that.
ooh vtuber voices!
>>>/vt/
Nobeta's VA also voiced Kukuri and Mona from Genshin Impact.
She's great.
New wave e-girl VAs are basically like that, we're not in the pipsqueak era anymore, thank god
do i get the full game if i bought early access?
i can still buy it on steam
Yes
No, only the full version. You're ~40 minutes late.
how do i get costumes?
im getting conflicting information here
so do I need to buy the dlc outfits or not?
or are they unlockable in the game?
you blind as a bat e-girlfricker read the fricking DLC page
Has anybody bought the artbook dlc? does it have all the patreon stuff in it?
Is R2 straight after the first R1 hit to cancel the combo good?
Noneta's VA isn't a vtumor you damn idiots. She's an actual professional.
a professional wiener sucker
not him but Ganker really really hates vtubers which means you will be dealing with those comments a lot
And that's a bad thing, dev shouldn't have hired vtumors to do VA
>Cutscenes shows default skin instead of current skin.
Oh c'mon now...
Gotta keep the tone of the cutscene intact.
They don't care, they are shitposters.
It's just 15$ more. And this was well known for ages now.
sorry can't fix. dev got the coof.
seems hit or miss
>crafted soul
is the translation still complete dogshit
idk I don't speak moon runes
What else should it be? Life soul?
did they remove unlimited air attack?
>the price spike
I guess I'm gonna wait for two more years.
Why the frick did you wait until release, you were warned. Most Early Access titles will spike in price once out.
Is the start any different or can I just use my old save?
Early Access bros, where we at?
Right here, I'm liking the new intro section.
wait, you can use your old save file to continue?
yes don't delete, i fricked up
>it's been almost 2 years
What the frick
i was just explaining to you why he's mad there was no need to wah wah me
moron
FRICK JANNIES
Okay I'm sticking with default Nobeta I can't play with the throbbing erection the Maid outfit gives me.
you guys ARE playing on 'advanced' difficulty, right Ganker?
Of course. Who plays on the casual mode?
Oh and
my dashing started working after I attacked, no clue why it wasn't letting me before that though, so no help needed now.
Gonna play on the easiest + freeze my health with Cheat Engine. I'm not expecting anything good gameplay wise, so might as well get through it quick.
You sound like a homosexual. Why even get the game? You could just get the art.
How's the performance on the switch
Where can I buy the collectors edition?
>Mori
You're just begging to be made fun of
Waiting on ripped nobeta models for sex
ah yes, you can't fly with air attack anymore, sad
Alright, I played a bit. As I expected, it seems like the full game is just EA but with more levels. Shame the stuff we already played is exactly the same. I'm hoping the later stuff has more going on.
>As I expected, it seems like the full game is just EA but with more levels.
I'm pretty sure that is what everyone expected and wanted. Who wanted the game to change drastically?
>that's what I wanted
Yeah, it's fine, but I was hoping for a little more spit shine or something. Better level design, better environments. A more fitting UI.
This isn't an AAA game, the levels don't seem that bad, or the environments. And I like the UI, it has a nice magitech feel to it.
>the levels don't seem that bad
Aren't all levels just the same castle dungeon corridors though? Well, some have lava I guess, but still the same assets.
>This isn't an AAA game
It's not on a shoestring budget either. The dev had the funds to at least hire someone to make prettier assets.
> I like the UI, it has a nice magitech feel to it
I feel it looks too sci-fi almost. I would've prefered something more rustic and intricate.
>The dev had the funds to at least hire someone to make prettier assets.
I feel that would lead to a whole "redo everything" that would have taken even longer. It's nice for what it is.
Not really. He could've just contracted out the upgrade for the EA stuff and made the new levels at a higher quality.
>Not really.
Sadly that isn't how any other dev has done it when it happens, they end up redoing lots of stuff and adding tons of time to development.
Like I said, the dev could've just paid a contractor to handle the upgrade while he continued to work on everything else
>but that would've led to updating everything!
Again, like I said, he could've just made the new stuff at a higher quality.
>at a higher quality.
Like? Are you wanting Next Gen graphics and textures?
a better game than this at least. it's a meh game but almost good
Could you be more specific?
>the dev could've just paid a contractor to handle the upgrade while he continued to work on everything else
That's what he did, and contractor decided the use those money on pedo arts and holoive rather than the actual game.
I hope Tencent or NetEase will take notice of Nobeta series and fund the sequel. Imagine a Nobeta made by AAA teams under Tencent or NetEase.
Sounds horrible. The game is basically powered by e-girlcon. Just give that man time and it'll be fine. Maybe a slightly bigger team to split some tasks. No need for something grand.
good thing he had 5 years to make this
>5 years
>Nobeta is voiced by Shamiko
HOLY BAAAAAAAASED
No, she's voiced by Kukuri.
i miss the old va tbqhfam
No. she's voiced by Mona
OOOOOoooooh I see. You can't dash out of the walking animation, you need to be in the "jogging" animation to dash.
Makes sense. I thought it was a bug, but I'm glad it was just me not noticing mechanics.
What do the h-scenes look like? I can't find anything on sadpanda
It's not a coom game
It's not porn you dumb carl poster.
Why the frick not.
have a nice day vtuber cancer. Delete that fricking image.
this is a vtuber game tho?
Incorrect
Back to >>>/vt/ cancer
Give me the fanbox leaks and frick off, shill.
That and patreon are on kemono moron
Latest aren't, you triple moron.
low quality attempt.
2/10
its over
get better internet
>1.5
bro what that's too little even in the smallest plans
I live in australia, and not in a city
Get some fiber lad
Did they add in new spell elements?
ok, it's just the first cutscene
Looks like a PS2 game.
I think vtuber simps should first go back to >>>/vt/ and then commit neckrope so they no longer bother human beings anymore
>ice magic lvl3
>swimsuit costume still locked
anyone?
same here, maybe the full game added tier 4?
probably?
oh yea, you need to find the treasure chest, i just get thunder t4 on the left room before first boss
Have to play KBM because DualSense Right stick has shitty drift
>make Nobeta run around
>she gets tired and eats shit
Never fails to make me laugh, even now.
Torrent when
qrd on update, worth the price?
I like how they're addressing missing DLC and not the fact that you can't even buy the game on switch eshop outside of japan
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>reviewing e-girl in swimsuit
>for month
based Japan
But I thought nintendo was anti-censorship now, that's what all the fanboys told me.
Have you not seen the recent Censorblade 3?
That's not censored, it's just shit.
Since they are a subsidiary of Nintendo, they can get reviewed during development and have changes made before release unlike Nobeta
DEV GOT THE COOF PLEASE UNDERSTAND!!!!
HAHAHAHAHA NINTENTARDS ON SUICIDE WATCH
Huh. What about Playstation?
I was gonna say, there isn't even a store page, but I don't check other regions.
PC wins again BAY BAY!
>expected in October
>doesn't even say it's rejected
Man, I can't wait for people to repost this for the next 5 years, even when Nintendo allows it.
It might still get rejected though.
wait it's out? as in the full game, no more EA bullshit???
damn, should have called the day off. the demo was fun.
>game with vtubers in it
I don't wish this fate for any franchise this thread should be deleted now.
>ask people who make a living with just the sound of their voice to voice act for some shekels
>they say okay
>this is somehow an atrocity to Ganker
Fubuki is also the cat?
>you pick up teleport
the frick
Does these random items do something or just for achievement?
they give little lore bits in the item menu
Waiting for it to pop up on Rin.
I've wondered this for a while now but which platform made the dev "censor" the bikini skin? I assume it's Steam?
dicky dicky dicky I love dicky
UOOOOOOOOOOH
where is the torrent?
Kill all pedophiles
Yes, since you're clearly a projecting 3DPD CP enjoyer I volunteer you first to you to be hanged from the neck until dead with your own intestines
>can't use arrow keys to move anymore
Crap. I'm gonna have to use WASD like a normal person now.
>he isn't used to needing input remapping tools to play all games with arrow keys
Casual
Yeah I guess I should do that
I've played computer games using arrow keys all my life. Never switched to WASD when everyone else did, not planning to do it now.
The time has finally come.
Can't wait.f
Why not a controller?
You have to aim quite a bunch especially early, so controller feels really bad. Probably possible with some practice, but it's easier to just use m+kb and that's coming from someone who almost exclusively grew up on consoles.
He still didn't add an explanation in the opening cutscene/first play section about strength affecting the aim sway, tons of morons are going to think something's wrong with their game and never make it to the first level up statue to see it
>Charge fire spell
>shoot
>dies
i hate it
>feel relaxed with hat
DO NOT REMOVER HER HAT
Returning to this game makes me wish they had AA budget to polish it further and add content because the base mechanics are fun as frick.
Nobeta is just incredibly tight and slick to control. She's indescribably satisfying.
>Nobeta is just incredibly tight
too obvious bro
>add content
What content should have been added?
Womb tattoos and pregnancy.
More bosses.
More spells. Maybe even spell combinations?
Bigger and better realized stages.
Just more of everything tbh because they really hit it out of the park with how Nobeta controls.
2-4 more spells would've been great for example. I don't know about the new levels and enemies, so I won't say anything about that, just hoping they're interesting.
CHURCH WITCH
Yeah yeah, epic innuendo, bro. Here's your (you)
No it isn't. Neither is Niji, for that matter.
>(AND WHY THAT'S A GOOD THING)
>add fast travel
>you need to visit every goddess statue even thought you already beat the game on early access
why?
bros... what am I in for?
Unity assets store
Ps4 version in english when?
why am I always in perpetual aim mode? or is it the default setting?
i think the deadzones for the triggers suck, if i even lightly tap it goes into aiming mode
I'm always on aiming mode unless I hold down on right analog, controller works pretty well tested on dragon dogma. also I can't shot magic at all.
Pedoshit is NOT videogames
YWNBAJ, seethe impotently forever
janny will just be met with instant reposts and mockery for even trying so you and the hotpocket huffers can cry and cope forever
W-where's my dicky voiceacting role? It's not fair
Lol. Did they actually delete it? I hope you guys reported it via Ganker/feedback
It's not the first time they do this
>inb4 it does nothing
janny gets the boot if there are enough reports with proofs.
Lmao no they don't
Otherwise the trannitor/mod that terrorizes XIV threads since Heavensward would have been shitcanned 20 times over
Thats a mod, not a troony so it wont work sadly
How do you change outfits?
It's an option at the statues.
Based vtubemoronS shitting up chink scam threads.
Also, Onirism is shit too.
how do i aim better? or actually can i just whack with the staff the whole time?
level up strength, whacking with the staff stops doing shit pretty quickly
Bunny dicky
what was the deal with leveling ice?
>didnt buy it on steam, wait for psn release
>converting from ching chong currency it becomes 40 bucks
>my own currency became twice as bad against the dollar
>it costs the same as an aaa game did 2 years ago
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
time to pirate it I guess
Do tell if you find a link for the latest updated version.
So what's the Gankererdict? How much new shit is there?
It's like 3 new levels/bosses. People are mostly excited about the costume actually since the levels are all the same corridor shit anyway who cares.
>People are mostly excited about the costume actually
Speak for yourself.
just started and beat the first boss. is the game meant to be this easy?
It was hard when i played it before
am i meant to pick advanced?
i thought that mode was like the mode you pick if you've finished the game
>am i meant to pick advanced?
Anon, normal is easy mode.
how was i supposed to know that?
it says in the tips "nobeta starts with normal abilities"
Maybe read the difficulty descriptions moron
It says it.
Right under the choice it tells you the top mode enhances Nobeta and the bottom one is the normal difficulty.
Is this just a shitty translation or what? Standard should be normal.
It feels like the way that some devs call easy mode something else so people who play it don't feel bad for being casuals.
Originally the difficulties were labeled Easy and Normal, but shitters got stomped on and complained that Normal was too hard and when they were told to change to Easy they threw a hissy fit because playing on Easy is demeaning to them. The dev unfortunately bent the knee to them and changed the naming to Standard and Advanced.
Daily reminder that on "normal" you had to fight Monica's 2 phases each time if you get beat but whereas on easy, if you beat the 1st phase, you immediately skip into the 2nd phase during your next tries.
I remember watching Prod (a famous Souls youtuber, played all the super hard DS mods) get perma-stuck on the bear girl boss in the lava level. I think I'll play on Standard just to be safe. Don't need any extra frustration, real life already sucks wiener.
Lmao, after a bunch of tries I barely lost life to it. Just perfect dodge/parry and counter with ice magic. Maybe some stuff in its hard, I forgot how exactly I attacked.
>eceleb watcher plays on baby mode
what a shock
Even anime girl can beat RE on latest diff
kek, what a company.
As others have said in this thread, Normal mode used to be called easy mode. The intended difficulty is the advanced one and you will not get the true challenge of the game otherwise.
b-bros, so no more Fanbox lewds from now on?
we won dickychads
Fricking epic
Was Tania's beam barrage attack changed? I can't seem to outsprint it anymore
Is the game fun?
I think it is, you'd have to try it to know for sure, just get a demo.
It's alright. A nice novelty if you're not tired of souls shit yet. In terms of quality, it's a doujin game that's almost at AA levels of quality.
>almost at AA levels of quality
lmao no, it's not even Senran Kagura levels and that's low budget as frick
>that's low budget as frick
No it isn't. The frick are you smoking?
I'm absolutely done with souls after hundreds of hours, but this felt different. More 3D platforming, and magic is actually fun to use and linked closely with melee attacks, since you get faster charging spells by attacks and dodging. While in soles it always feels like absolute shit.
FAVORITE OUTFIT?
BEARCHADS WW@?
Bear is adorable
>Level 4 thunder
>thunder doesn't effect nobeta
>Level 4 fire
>you still can get killed by the explosion
gdi
Wait is it true we can no longer fly by spamming melee attacks in the air?
I can never pull it off anyway.
Sex with Nonota!
Cute sex ghost!
Why do ghost need panties?
So her butt doesn't get cold, duh.
ghost blowjobs
Break the Seal.
Eww
imagine one of those fingers up your butt
i paid for dicky, dickybros wtf is this?
true heterosexuality
Just like Bob Ross used to say, gotta have dark to see the light. Game needs a little bit of hag so you can truly appreciate the dicky.
>he cant appreciate girls of all forms
gay
>missing the point
It's about contrast, not about being unable to jack it to a disgusting old hag, I don't have a problem with that.
>disgusting old hag
gay
>1429x979
please tell me you're resizing those images
I honestly remember even standard mode being harder. Like the first enemies could kill you in a few hits.
Also OG nobeta voice imo was a lot better than Shamiko/Mona.
Post the artbook dl link you frick.
Catbox is shitting itself for me and won't even let me upload a 44 MB RAR.
all of them want to frick her wtf
Wouldn't you? Also, check out the proto-Monicas.
nice, I love alpha/proto stuff
Kinda wish they kept Vanessa's first outfit.
HOT!
Wonder if they'll add a hot spring mode to the game?
cute fox
maybe in the coming gacha
use anonfile or fichier or literally anywhere
t5 ice probably will give you the swimsuit
>Start new game
>Everything is exactly as in EA
Soo how about that forest tutorial level? Am I still playing EA or what?
What forest lmao, the whole thing is a dungeon crawler.
Is using a controller better than using keyboard and mouse?
No because this is a basically a third person shooter/platformer. I suppose you can spec nobeta into full str and play it like a hack and slash.
can you still get the capeless costume? the one that was in the settings in the demo
Is the PS4 version also censored?
>Is the PS4 version also censored?
No, at the moment only the switch version is
whats censored?
See
The swimsuit.
Has no one unlocked the bikini yet? Is the level 4 ice magic in the new stages?
got t4 spell, you need t5
>change difficulty from advance mode to standard mode on setting
>can't change it back to advance mode
i brick my advance mode save file
>You can shoot behind yourself
>That sliding when going backwards while running
This game is cool
>Collectors edition still hasnt shipped
Jamal stole it
I legit have no idea how you're supposed to beat Tania now, you can no longer sprint to get away from the laser barrage, dodging doesn't work and parrying means 100% death if you mistime it. I only got lucky and beat her because she didn't use it on one run.
Show me the pantsu of the maid skin and schoolgirl skins.
UOH
I want to grab Nobeta by her ankle and drag her back to my house.
I played this game a like a couple years ago. What has changed with the full release?
The beginning areas have basically been unchanged. It however added new areas after that.
Second half of the game and loose outfits for Nobeta, lore items, voice acting, and an orchestral soundtrack.
Someone rip the models and upload them somewhere
they wasted resources on collectibles.
Anyone else find it cool how Nobeta has different animation for dashing at angle?
FIRE IS THE BEST SPELL
FRICK LIGHTNINGKEKS
FRICK ARCANENIGS
FRICK ICETROONS
Lightning is cool though.
Why is cat such a c**t
>fastest thread on Ganker
Why are you people like this?
>why aren't you responding to my "is coffee good for you troll thread?"
>people talking about the game
>people shitting on everything trying to get (you)s
I do wonder why the thread is so fast.
were you not here when uohhh posting took off with this game?
Is it really 3-5h long for 25$ or did howlongtobeat not update for the full release?
>did howlongtobeat not update for the full release?
HLTB gets its times by users submitting them, the game only just updated of course it still has the demo times.
I thought the game was in EA all this time where they kept adding stuff and now was just the official release where nothing changed from yesterday
The full game came out 2 hours ago, what do you think moron.
>polka boss
>wait for moan to dodge
based!!!
I feel that I cheated myself by staying at distance from first boss, should I have stuck closely and focused more on melee for better fight?
This fricker didn't even try closing the distance
He's meant to be an easy tutorial boss, just keep playing and meet his brother.
is the swimsuit in the steam version?
yes
Anyone tried to unlock the DLC costumes with CreamApi? Does it work?
Man, the power trip once you first unlock ice feels so good. Especially since to get it, you get trapped in a big area with lots of enemies.
I always forgot that nobeta's spells function like games and have recoil for some reason.
guns*
I mean, this game practically started uoh posting.
>practically
literally
dicky had always been popular here since the days of HiT. The twitter screencap just took it mainstream.
Nice reading comprehension.
thanks
>dicky had always been popular
Even before that, like looong before, before even the Ganker guilds like Touch Fluffy Tail in TERA that mained Elins.
But "UOH" started with that Nobeta image and Mammoths' comment.
>Touch Fluffy Tail in TERA
full of SHITTERS
I never joined it since I was in a guild with IRL friends so I have no comments on that.
I assume it's through finding books since you find Arcane 2 in the room where you get the Ice 1 spell underground.
>Arcane 2 in the room where you get the Ice 1 spell underground.
wot, how could I have missed this? I am confused as frick now I guess I'll start over
The chest is hidden from view, but you should have seen a ledge you could jump to leading to where you have to jump.
This game is full of hidden paths.
So you know how you walk into the big room from the top and you see that broken doll and already lit lamp in the distance? That is where the chest for Arcane 2 is, you have to jump over from a outcrop by the door to the hallway back up from the bottom area.
figuratively
>, this game practically started uoh posting.
Not just practitally, it was an image of Nobeta that was commented on by Mammoth.
Don't forget to pick up arcane 2 in there.
>you get trapped in a big area with lots of enemies
>jumping down like a moron instead of walking down the path clearing it as you go
Were you that desperate to get Arcane 2, Black personhomosexual?
Not him but I got knocked down into it by one of the b***h ass crawling dolls.
so what's the difference between the official build and the early access one
The devs never touched the demo/EA version at all. The final game includes the demo and the other half of the game.
Does anyone know where I can take out a tiny loan? I don't get paid until tomorrow but I wanna play it now
WHEN ARE THEY PLAYING NOBETA? AAAAAAAAAAAAA
>Still play Shit Ring
Does this work on Windows 7
This is important
The EA worked just fine so the full version should as well.
hmmmm
what am i even supposed to do with the items?
Nothing. You just read the lore.
Collect them all for achievements of course.
Unironically what happened to Monica.
>fat bastard
you just know
Is using keyboard and mouse better than controller?
Yup
Just beat Tania frick that AoE pull and homing bullshit.
What am I in for?
Souls with a e-girl and focus on magic and physical attacks and dodges since attacking and dodge attacks while chanting spells speeds it up and restores mana.
'ick on 'eta
Cuteness
why are you posting clips for 4 years ago?
Cause no one else has made new webms today for me to repost yet.
How does it control on the 'eck? Can you force gyro or the trackpads well enough on it?
Gyro is good, but I will never understand how you're supposed to use it when it's on a device that you're holding the screen of.
are there americans in this thread?
I would like them to not ruin dickyposting.
Brings a tear to my eye.
is this good or bad?
>nearing the EA release peak at the middle of the night
Very good.
everyone is asleep expect chaos tomorrow
vg general when?
spade tatoo mod when
go to sleep americans!
The big issue is you can't be in the walking state and start sprinting, you need to be in the faster walking state first, so I get why the dodge and sprint keys are not the same.
how do you even level up your elemental shit? I just beat Tania
Hunt chests. The second wind pickup is in a hidden path in the first fire area, for example.
frick there were some gates in the first area I wasn't able to open and other stuff how do I go back there? like before the first boss (the big armor) there's an area that I couldn't access, at least I thought I couldn't.. some area walled off w/ magic but the crystal kept healing faster than I could destroy it
You get to backtrack all the way to the first area after beating Monika.
when is that? if I'm missing elemental level ups then I'll be fricked
Monika is the second boss, of the fire area. So you're not far off.
At least in the demo unlocking further spells allows back tracking si chances are you can return to the forest later
You find more books.
what will happen if I se my early acess pirated save?
If you 100%ed it, assuming it lets you load the save you'll just be ahead on spells and levels.
I just went with a new game, but there doesn't seem to be anything new at the start.
>but there doesn't seem to be anything new at the start.
Lore Item Drops.
thanks, I had only beaten the first boss.
>tfw my my mouse broke and stuck with my laptop's touchpad
Should I suffer with it or use a controller? Also has anyone managed to unlock the DLC with CreamApi yet?
Read the DLC. You can unlock the costumes even without buying it.
Is this start of a new genre called "e-girl souls"?
there's also that 2d game where the e-girl controls a knight spirit or something. lilly something.
Ender Lillies.
Enders dicky is a Metroidvania though.
Eh, in some ways, it's kinda like that salt game or demon's sperm
All the enemies drop collectibles, so make sure you go back and get it
how do you take your hat off?
very carefully
It's in the options. Don't do it though...
She'll die!
New bread?
I HAVE AN ANNOUNCEMENT
THE SHIT THROWING DOLLS ARE b***h ASS MOTHERFRICKERS
fun game btw
>it's only 8 hours long and with no replay value
It's over.
are any costumes dlc or not readily availiable in the game?
the bear and bunny are paid but you can use creamapi to get them.
What changed since early access?
It's now the full game.
New areas and added lore item drops from almost everything. Nothing new at the start though.
i just found out that standard mode isn't really standard but easy
should i restart?
i beat the first boss and came on the second
why did they call it standard?
Learn to read
Casuals were getting butthurt that they couldn't handle normal mode and didn't like easy mode being called that so Pupuya changed it.
>why did they call it standard?
People (little b***h ass homosexuals who can't handle a modicum of difficulty) complained about the game being too hard so dev made an easy mode and the original difficulty is now the "hard" mode.
Yes, you should. Standard is for those who have never played an action game before.
>why did they call it standard?
tltr : pussies cried.
So dicky aside, is this actually fun to play?
it's an okay 10 hour game, nothing worth replaying though. The Sheep game also suffers from this.
Yeah.
The camera is so shitty. How can anyone play it? So dizzy.
Its part of the dark souls experience
>Having motion sickness
It REALLY encourages high risk play, if that's your thing you will love it
The boring safe type of play is still viable tho
I think so but I don't think it will have much replayability. Which is fine, we don't need all the games to be something that can be played over and over again.
Will disabling bloom make seeing things easier?
The best part is it still calls Advanced Mode "Normal Mode" right under the text while also saying under the text for Standard Mode that the mode enhances Nobeta meaning makes it easy.
>none of the costume mods from https://twitter.com/no_betam_od work any more
Damnit. update when
>Last tweet Feb 19, 2021
F
How do you remove hat/cloak? The toggle isn't there.
You scream UUOOOOOOOOHHHH ToT at the top of your lungs. If you do it right, it works.
I can't believe they removed the levitate exploit
If you're playing with controller make sure you go to the camera options and turn down the speed. Setting aim sensitivity to 0.6x helps a lot too.
>5 years for this
I'm pirating but I still feel like I got scammed
Oldgay here. I'm looking at all the webms and this game reminds me of PS1 games (which is really good) that I used to play ages ago.
I will buy this game when I get back home from wageslaving. Are there any other games like this?
>are there any other games like this
Yes, it's called Onirism
Am I doing it right?
So I just have to update my game and Im good to go?
no
Yup. Nothing you need to do other than that.
You need costume DLC too