>Time is some point after heresy broke out but before the siege started.
>Some powerful whatever entity possesses Dorn and takes control of his body
>Makes him hug perty and give heartfelt apology for how he was treated regardless of blame in a "be the better person" kind of way.
>Dorn is fully conscious during all of this, screeching mentally and trying to fight off the possession.
>Perturabo breaks down.
>Dorn is dumbfounded
>Perty crying hysterically in "Dorn"s arms about how overlooked he is while his rival rubs circles into his back and reassures him of his worth.
>Real Dorn still wtf-ing from the inside while all this is happening
>Pert tearfully swears off the traitors and rejoins the imperium
>Entity leads Dorn home and ends the possession, fucking off without a trace and leaving Dorn to deal with the situation at hand
>Countless vox calls from uber loyal reformed Perturabo wanting to help defend the palace while happy crying about Dorns (forced) apology
What does Dorn do next?
He sages this thread and tells you to have a nice day.
You should strongly consider suicide.
>Telling others to kill themselves
>Name fag
You know that entire Dorn vs Pert rivaliry wasn't real before and during heresy?
Dorn gave total amount of 0 fucks about IW and during heresy his main concern was Horus. Pert appear first in Dorn's mind after Siege of Terra when Dorn was broken man after finding his father and brother dead at hand of Horus, was at brink of civil war with Guilliman over codex and some retarded autist was constantly sending "come at me bro", so finally Rogal snapped and went full Perturabo on iron cage, this is only moment when Dorn was hating Perturabo.
Meanwhile Dorn was living rent free in Perturabo's head and saw him as his greatest personal rival. This entire situations is avengers meme "I don't even know who you are".
It doesn't matter how much Dorn returns the rivalry but the effect it would have on perty thinking his rival apologized to him and the comedic potential of Dorns autism dealing with peaceful conflict resolution being forced upon him.
Would it be in Dorns charecter to not CORRECT a lie should it benefit the imperium even if it eats at him?
Absolutely NOT. Dorn's entire character is about being honest as FUCK in bluntest way possible.
The man is as direct as his weapon of choice - chainsword, among the fancy power weapons, magic and guns.
Thank you, triggered (Imperial fists?) fanboys for continuously bumping the my my joke post about primarch autism while I was away irl. It would have been archived if the board didn't like it but since you lack the ability to not type angry comments to things on the internet you dislike it's still up.
People like you are the reason brands like Gillette saw an increase in profits after making "woke" commercials that pissed people off because people kept spending money on their products to record themselves destroying them.
may you be milked for engagement by evil megacoorperations in the near future.
True but correcting a lie that already happen and gave massive benefit to the imperium? Again, meme post about dorn and pert autism but dorn was willing to say erase
Fuck me.
Erase memories of the lost primarchs.
The iron gibbon’s dirty fingerprints are all over this post, you know who you are
But I concur, have a nice day, OP.
>Primarch storytime homosexual shit
Didn't read, have a nice day.
>Primarch fanfiction
IW and IF rivalry and what sparked it is lost to the mists of time. They have similar skill sets and can be seen as the dark/light twins of each other.
Perty being personally upset about Dorn causing the rivarly is lame
Pert's too much of a martyr complex bitch boy for that to work out, at all, like the way you homosexualishly typed it. Please refrain from posting and put your hands to work at a task they are actually suited for: stroking the cocks of other faggaloons.
this, Perts own sister pretty much said it to his face which is why he killed her since he knew it was true but to far in to admit it
Since this is a retarded thread im gonna highkack it
What are the actual names of the Primarchs? We got Peter Turbo, Angry Ron, Robot Girlyman
What are some other real Primarch names?
Op here, nigga how you gonna forget morty?
consider suicide