Times you were the joker in vidya

>run a DayZ modded server
>Group of friends regularly play
>All their shit gets raided
>Check the logs, find which players did it
>Delete all their shit, teleport them naked into the middle of the ocean

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  1. 1 year ago
    -Devin

    Joker? Sound more like a pussy with pussyass friends who fricking suck dick at video games. homosexual.

    • 1 year ago
      -Devin

      I'm trans btw if that helps

  2. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    *petty

  3. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Why wouldn't you be scared of a place way more dangerous than a rural environment. Do you also make fun of women being scared for walking at night in said city?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      they do everything in bad faith. it's better to just ignore them

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      the best part about liberals is they claim cities aren't crime-ridden shitholes while laughing about rurals being afraid of living there

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        did your cow write this for you, cletus?

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Yup huhuhuhuh

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      it's a weak flex.
      >haha you scared hillbilly??
      >*gets raped and face eaten off by a transient on public transport*

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      You're much more likely to die in a car crash on your way to work than get stabbed in the city

      • 1 year ago
        Sol'Kanar the Swamp King

        and you're much more likely to get murdered by a Black person than a white person, what's your point?

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >Afraid of cities despite most crime being between people who know each other (e.g. drug deals)
          >Same type of people who would argue in favor of reliance on cars

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Wrong
          Even though blacks commit more violent crime, they overwhelmingly target other blacks. All races are far more likely to be attacked by members of their own race than by other races.
          https://www.bjs.gov/content/pub/pdf/rhovo1215.pdf

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            >mfw work at black college
            >mfw never worried because, well, I'm white
            As long as people are dumb, my job is secure. Black people don't want to work here because homies be trippin
            and white people don't want to work here because they fear the homie.
            That and the WFH screeching.
            God I love being a white man who works with his hands

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Blacks and Mexicans don’t possess the ability to see themselves as not the most dangerous thing in the room so they’re all convinced they are the danger until a bullet finally rips through their empty skull at 200 mph and then the last thought they might get to have is “awwww shit mang, I never axed foh dis…only GOD can judge me” and then they gracelessly die on the pavement shitting themselves while their friends record it for world star and laugh
      It’s a really unique form of arrogance that basically requires 0 introspective ability

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Not being a complete b***h afraid of other people is a good reason.

  4. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Disgust =/= fear, although if you lefties knew that you'd stop using trans/homophobia, you can hate homosexuals without being afraid of them

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >you can hate homosexuals without being afraid of them
      Spend five minutes listening to them and it's clear that homosexuals trigger their rape PTSD

  5. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

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    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous
  6. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >Scared
    No. I just hate everything about cities. That's why I do my best to avoid them.

  7. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >Uhhh is that a game about PvP and survival with loot mechanics?
    >You can't just loot other people's bases man that's fricked up
    The absolute state of DayZ in 2023

  8. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Literally me.

    Never live in an area with a population over 5,000.

    Smells bad, no trees, Black folk, hate cities, don't know how people do it.

  9. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    The classic "If you don't like it then you must be scared of it" bollocks. I will never understand this line of thinking.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      typical apartmentuck cope

  10. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Cities are like homosexuals
    They rely on rural populations that actually breed and immigration to fill them. Then the people who go there live in a shitty box and become genetic dead ends.
    But at least rural people get to benefit from the increased gdp they output on their slave treadmills.

  11. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I live in Black persondelphia, you're right to be scared, if you come to this shit hole.

  12. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    And soon enough all that was left was OP as even his friends grew bored and left having no one to play against.

  13. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >conservative hick who is not relaxed in the city
    vs
    >city yuppies or nogs who straight up have a panic attack when they are surrounded by more than 5 trees

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      You actually can't park the Ford Super Duty though. That's the funniest part.

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