To celebrate Nintendo's announcement of a Direct, give me the fakest sounding direct leak you've got. I'll go first:
>Shadow the Hedgehog remake
>Nintendo Switch Microphone accessory announcement + Odama remaster
>Mischief Makers N64 NSO Announcement
>GameBoy NSO gets Super GameBoy support
>Shy Guy spin-off game (budget title, digital exclusive)
>New Rhythm Heaven game (still somehow the least believable prediction on this list)
>1-2 Switch + Everybody 1-2 Switch double pack announcement
>WarioWare Presents: The Pyoro Collection ($69.99 USD)
Nintendo will show a good video game.
Xenosaga Trilogy HD
Alpha Protocol 2 announcement
Wipeout 64 HD
You know damn well that Sony's conference is tomorrow and they will only talk about that new handheld device.
>Xenosaga Trilogy HD
Don't forget Xenogears: Perfect Works Edition, a joint effort between Square and Monolith that fully fleshes out Disc 2.
That will come out after Vagrant Story Origins and 4th Birthday.
Might as well throw in the cancelled Baten Kaitos III and DS
Then I will. Know what? I'm already overdosing on copium, I'll also throw in the long-bebullshitted Final Fantasy Versus XV
Hotel Mario Remake
Unironically kino
Pokemon XXXXD
Any kind of Silksong mention
A new F-Zero game
dude you gotta let it go, just let it go man it's over 🙁
OP requested fake sounding leaks.
>Peach and his sex vacation
To contribute to the Japanese government's efforts to increase the Japanese birth rate, Nintendo is releasing an adventure game where Peach goes on a vacation on the Sex Beach. The game modules will range from sex education, female fertility periods, STD prevention, to the hottest parts involving Hispanicy sexual positions for couples to experience intimacy more fruitfully. Everything is explained by Peach herself, who is often walking around in micro bikinis in the midst of various naughty men. Mario, Luigi and Wario are secret characters.
The most unrealistic thing about this game is Mario and Wario being playable in a non-sports/party game together
They were both playable in 64DS probably the only time too
most mentally sound nintendo coomer
I can back this claim up. Here is some concept art for the game
>Skylanders: Spyro's Adventure remake where you don't have to use any toys to play the game.
>A new Custom Robo game
>A new Punch Out game featuring every previous opponent
>NSO get TurboGrafx 16, Neo Geo, and DreamCast games
>Beat'em Up game based off of The Terrifics from DC Comics
>Animal Crossing new Horizons gets Labo support
>Castlevania: Symphony of the Night remake exclusive to the Switch
>Paper Mario gets announced as a playable character for MK8D
Metroid Prime 4
Xeno X port
>Opens with Metroid Prime 4 trailer with release date.
>New Starfox game
>Indie game Ratatan release date announced
>The Zelda Animated movie is in the works
>Ape Escape 4 announced with staff from the former JapanStudio
>GCN NSO opens with F-Zero GX
>F-Zero NX announced.
>Monolithsoft working in Xenosaga remake.
>Charles Martinet, as Ambassador of Mario, announces the opening of the Mario embassy in Brazil, a project to help children get scholarships for the IT field.
And one more thing.
>Pragmata Release date
they announce thier own ROM shop for pcs
>Daisy has a medium size penis
>Luigi has a 6+ inch penis
>Mario has a micropenis
>Warior has a short penis but is slightly larger than Mario's
>Mean to say Wario shit
Wario definitely has a chode.
wario's got one of those cocks that looks like a chode but it's actually above average length but super thick
wario def has a perfect fat hairy daddy chode. AH HEH HEH HEH HEH!
>Shadow the Hedgehog remake
>Nintendo Switch Microphone accessory announcement + Odama remaster
Is it bad if I want this
>Star Fox Switch 20 minute Reveal + Gameplay.
>WarioWare downloadable only title
>Silksong teaser
>New Nintendo IP game
>Demo reel of abut 8 indie games
>Deltarune Chapter 3 release date.
>Teaser for the next Nintendo Switch revision
A fake one
>A new Starfox game
An even faker one
>A new Starfox game that's not a 64 rehash
No farming games
>Animal Crossing New Leaf port
>Wario Land 5?/6?
>Kaeru no Tame ni Kane wa Naru remake
Will there be Atelier 2024(maybe Dusk 4 or Resna's Teacher's origin story)?
The Nintendo Switch 2 will be almost as powerful as the Ps4
Paper Mario original trilogy remastered
the VirtualTendo is their next console, comes out january
comes with a fully VR johto remake
ALL the snes fire emblem games get remakes
brand new golden sun game
xbox sells rare to nintendo, banjo threeie as a launch title
nintendo also buys rayman from ubisoft and puts him in smash
smash ultimate gets a subspace emissary dlc, AND a brand new fully animated single player story
kid icarus remastered with non retarded controls
mother 64 finally released as a complete game that also runs on real hardware
a new bomberman 64 style platformer
the zelda wii u teaser is finally released as a real game, botw and totk are delisted immediately from all digital storefronts and scrubbed from the history of the franchise
nintendo and playstation start a strategic partnership, with spiderman 2 coming to nintendo and astral chain 2 coming to ps5, the first of many
every feature nintendo game ever will feature denuvo and other intrusive online only drm to prevent emulation (pirates bypass this entire system within months, and legitimate users will be the only ones to suffer it)
persona 3 reload on switch (cloud streaming)
new phoenix wright trilogy set in the sengoku period
monster hunter world 2 (switch exclusive)
Will new nintendo be Portable(hybrid considered as this)?
it will be portable, weigh 30kgs and require 17 AA batteries and a half to operate for 22 minutes
More like fixed then. No way that nintendo would abandon portable feature when Switch succeded despite the poor performance than PS Vita
GTA Mushroom Kingdom: Toad's Revenge
toad doing a drive by on unsuspecting koopa troops followed by a YEAAAHHH!
>Mother 3 localization announcement
>Code name S.T.E.A.M. 2
>NES Remix 3
>New Legendary Starfy game
>New F-Zero game
>New Star Fox game featuring human versions of the cast
>New 3d Zelda featuring the traditional formula
>A Pokemon game with good graphics
>New Warioland
>New Advance Wars
WarioWare Fart Frenzy
Get ready to jump right into it in... 1080 99!
In this action-packed multiplayer mayhem, ride down a mountain with 98 other players and see who finishes first.
Customize your very own snowboarder and their accessories to look just like you want them to. Items will be available for free, included with other Nintendo games and they'll also be available for purchase in the in-game Snow Shop!
But beware! The mountain is a treacherous place where even the slightest mistake can cost you dearly.
Find out if you've got what it takes to make it to the bottom of the mountain in 1080 99, available free for all Nintendo Switch Online members... later today!
it's finished
>Mother 64 for NSO
64 for NSO
Would this actually be possible?
they did starfox 2, albeit that game was completed and translated
galaxy bros, our time is now
I don't really expect much, they are just focusing about games for this winter
Kind of weird having another direct when we just had one in June which was also for Nintendo Switch titles launching this year
>MH FU/3U/4U collection
>Pokemon Conquest 2
>Geno revealed for Smash Bros.
>SMT 4/4A switch port
>Donkey Kong x Banjo Kazooie 3D platformer
>nintendoland 2
How is the Switch this old and you still can’t emulate any of the Gameboy/DS Pokémon games?
all i want is Xenoblade Chronicles X.
Panzer Dragoon MMO.
WarioWare Shove It Up Your Own Ass Minigame
Another Code rereleases
like cmon
Does Nintendo even have the license to us Another Code/Trace Memory? I thought they were IPs of the now-defunct Cing?
>Nintendo Switch Microphone accessory announcement
We are so fucking back nintendogsbros
go back paris
Fakest? aight
>F-Zero gets announced
>Wind Waker and Twilight Princess, this time for sure. I have very reliable sources that tell me this every year.
>Majora's Mask Remake
>Smash 3rd FP
>Metroid Prime 4
>Persona 3 Reload and Persona 5 Tactica
>Final Fantasy XVI: Cloud Edition
>RE4 Remake
>celebrating low effort trash
BUT BEFORE YOU GO-
>Sonic Adventure 1+2 Remake
>Hey you, Pikachu 2 boxed with special pro controller with mic
>Dragon Ball Budokai Tenkaichi 1-3 ports
>Untitled Mario and Sonic RPG
>Flipnote Gallery
>Nintendo and Fromsoft collaborate to bring you, Kid Icarus: Insurrection
>Xenosaga/Xenoblade X ports
>New 3D Castlevania
>$100 Tier NSO subscription featuring Dreamcast, as well as SSBB, NSMBW, DKCR, and Super Mario Galaxy 2. Replica Wii Remote and Nunchuks available to purchase later today
>Rare Replay port
>One more thing: Super Mario 64 remake including DS content.
leaks
https://gelbooru.com/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=8971548&tags=mario_%28series%29+
I don't trust that not to be pedoshit
>new game only for peach
peach won
we make a pair, a peach of a pair
we make a peach of a pair
Why Berserk unopened?
there is not hype for nintendo direct lol
Why lie? People have been shitting themselves over it since it was leaked
Mario Kart 9
Mother 3 english release
You can browse the catalog and find several of these. No need for a dedicated thread.
Xenoblade 2: Three Wives Erotic Sweet Home
Project Sex Zone 3
Kid Icarus Cum Blasting
Switch 2 will allow hentai and eroges
Iwata coming out of his grave to announce new game at end of direct.