Toddbros...

  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    hahaha haaa

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >starfield is so bad it makes cyberpunk 2077 look good

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Cyberpunk actually has interesting characters and fun combat for all of its other flaws

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Cyberpunk actually has interesting characters and fun combat for all of its other flaws

        They should've made a smaller scope, more linear game and saved the mega-ambitious open world shit for the sequel like they did with the Witcher.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        What the fuck? No it doesn't. The characters were shit, and the combat is generic FPS with quickhacks thrown in. The latter isn't terrible but it gets stale as fuck later on. Especially since the best guns literally and for you. You just pull the trigger.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          aim for you.*

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Dunno I felt like they were a lot better than Starfield. I actually found the main story and side quests interesting in Cyberpunk and the combat didn't feel like a chore.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            It's better than Starfield yes, but it was still shit. Cyberpunk is a mediocre at best game. It's a GTA reskin with some different mechanics tossed in. I beat it twice, and found it to be an utterly forgettable experience both times.
            Also CDPR are bunch to lying naggers who hyped the game up to be some "epic branching-storylines decisions-matter adult-RPG!!" and it turned out to be linear as fuck, with only two romance options (ONE if you're not a homosexual), and no decision that matter until the point of no return, when you're 95% done with the game.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          The characters were pretty good

          they manage to avoid one of the common pitfalls of writing and that's making characters who are practically infallible and always make perfect decisions until suddenly they're bad ones

          evelyn and judy are both 100% woman moment the whole game and it's completely in line with who their characters are, everyone you meet has reasonable motives, honestly the weakest character in the whole game is probably just panam.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >generic FPS with quickhacks thrown in
          Holy shit play it for more than 3 hours lmao

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I beat the game twice you stupid nagger. That's what it is. Even more boring than generic FPS because of smart weapons in fact.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      it is good though

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    jesus christ...this is what nerds and homosexuals from the dev team at starfield think nightclubs are

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I'm 12 hours into the game for the first time and its worse than I thought it was going to be. I keep hoping that it gets better but it doesn't. It's so fucking boring and sterile.

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    the fact there's people on this board pissed off that it wasn't nominated for GOTY is unreal to me, I played it, finished it and i'll never touch it again, it's the very definition of medicore, fallout 4 as bad as that was, is a better game, i dread to think what TES 6 will be like, hopefully it'll make them take a step back and re-access their approach to game design, maybe it's time to retire gambryo.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Starfield feels like a game that was entirely designed by a well programmed AI.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        are you copying youtube comments now, jimmy?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I have no idea what you're talking about but if other people are saying the same shit then it's obviously a glaring issue.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      That's Bethesda shills for you. Their egos are so hopelessly tied to that shit company and Todd the Always-Truthful, they would lap up his wet diarrhea and demand it gets GOTY.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I honestly don't think that they can ever make a good game again. They're so up their own ass that they forgot what made their older games so enjoyable. Starfield felt like a game that they put a ton of work into. You can feel that they tried to make a good, huge game for the player to get lost in but it's just mediocre, sterile feeling crap. Like it legitimately feels like it was entirely designed by a soulless AI.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >hopefully it'll make them take a step back and re-access their approach to game design
      Yeah we were already saying that after F4. Didn't help.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It was incredible how shit the game looked visually compared to witcher 3

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          TW3 also looked like shit, I have no idea how anyone tolerated the subtle green piss lighting without at least a reshade. And Toussaint was just fucking disgusting.
          Mostly garbage armor designs too. The rest of the assets were tolerable, I suppose.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Its one of the prettiest and most visually impressive games to play today even with the rt patch

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              I don't know about the rt patch or whatever, because I'm definitely never touching that game again, but the original looked awful. Pre-downgrade footage certainly looked nice, but alas.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >Toussaint was just fucking disgusting
            opinion: disregarded
            Toussaint is like a classic painting in motion

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Yeah, if you were to piss on it beforehand.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Starfield is way better then fallout 4.

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    what's the secret to these

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Don't hire wokies next time.

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Starbros, what the fuck do we do? They're all shitting on it...

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    When you were partying in nightclubs
    I studied The Chess Game

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Didn't he lie about being in the chess club and he was actually an ultra normalfag

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I actually think chess is a terrible game that isn't actually fun to play past mid level because it just becomes a memory game of chess strategies rather than a come up with your own solutions to a unique problem game like say, go, or classic battletech

      You still gotta be smart to be good at chess but I just feel like it's not a very relevant sort of smart and not a very interesting or fun smart.

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The best description I've seen of the "feel" and "tone" of starfield is that it's like someone told all the writers to tone everything way down so that it's family friendly. That just makes no sense on Neon, which is supposedly the seedy underbelly of the galaxy. Even everyone who is supposed to be evil in this game just feels timid and tame. It pales in comparison to cyberpunk, which unflinchingly portrays madness and sensuousness for a mature audience. One game was made by committees in Microsoft's HR department, and the other was made by actual game devs (gamers)

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I wish night city was more depraved.
      Maybe it changes a lot over a few decades, but reading about Night City in the Cyberpunk Red manual makes it sound so much more hardcore. Like "You'll probably trip over a mutilated corpse on your walk to work" fucked up.

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >starts with unnecessarily long loading screen with no ingame transition
    lol, what a fucking disaster of a game

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    your chery picking

  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    yeah its embarrassing how shitty and soulless starfield is compared to cp2077

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      We're reaching shitty and soulless levels that shouldn't even be possible. I'm sure in 5 years people will start glorifying Starfield too.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      If Todd howard Ok'd that nightclub it begs the question why is he in charge?
      maybe have someone who has an idea of what games could be, what they ought to be and what audiences expect them to be and put that guy in charge

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Todd is getting old as hell now. In his senile mind, that nightclub is a really hip and happening place but to everyone else, it's boring and soulless. It's basically the equivalent of bingo night to other pensioners.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I guess its pretty hip compared to alan wake 2's bingo hall

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          this
          absolutely unironically he should retire after release of Starfield's DLC
          just fuck off, todd, your time is over.
          i want someone competent to start using all these IPs and make good use of them

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Lol
            Todd's ego won't let him retire, and as long as his games are making money, the shareholders won't care what he does with them.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >lose Todd
            >gain Emil
            Nice going homosexual

  13. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

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    typical bethbuck fail

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      it is good though

      bloody bastard your sister is a mother
      do not redeem the Starfield

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        blody bitch blasterd i will fuck u

  14. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Nobody at Bethesda ever went to a club

  15. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Shit nightclubs, check this out:

    ?si=SirC2i4WGU3PZ-bd

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      that's nothing, watch this:

  16. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >these fat oblivion NPCs just standing there randomly
    lmao holy fucking shit

  17. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Meanwhile at the Malibu

  18. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >cyberpunk parasites literally can't top thinking about StarField

    They both are fucking shit but at least starfield pajeets aren't obsessively annoying about it. Really sad to see the CDPR team desperately trying to manufacture their "come back" while nobody gives a shit.

    They've proven time and time again they will 100% manipulate as much as possible to trick the viewer into buying a product. Why anyone wastes their time with these animals any further is a mystery.

    The redline was blatantly crossed several times between reviewers and jouranlists who were basically handcuffed from speaking the truth.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Jokes on them--I pirated both games. I still think Cyberpunk is much better even though it has a ton of problems.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        This is the best way. Let the cucks buy stuff and play for free.

  19. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Does Cyberpunk count as a GaaS title?
    Since we only got the real complete version 3 years after.

  20. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >The release of Starfield was honestly the most effective advertisement Cyberpunk ever got.
    Dayum...

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      remember bg3?
      That came out a month prior to SF

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