Tomb Raider has the most miserable and ungrateful fanbase in video games.

Tomb Raider has the most miserable and ungrateful fanbase in video games.

Arguably the most adapted video game series in history with new projects being released every couple years and nothing appeases the die-hards clinging to the blocky platformer that started it all.

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  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Stop releasing pozzed garbage then.

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Liked more when she had big juggs

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    THEY MADE LARA CROFT FLAT AS A BOARD

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's not lara, but a man.

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    That's a man

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    don't care
    nu lara is just shit

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    And yet only the remasters of the first 3 games got genuine love

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Buy IP
    >Totally disregard the reasons people like it
    >Redesign and morph it into something not even vaguely similar
    STOP. DOING. THIS.
    If your ideas are sooooo good, why are you so afraid to make your OWN intellectual property?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This. Why cant we just get Stellar Blade but with a Tomb Raider skin on it? It's that simple. SB proved there is more money in appealing to straight men than beign afraid of Xitter troons.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Giving tomb raider to koreans who want to make a single player game wouldn't be the worst idea ngl. Just tell them to copy shit from the og/anniversary trilogy. They'll make sure Lara is hot too.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Because we don't need show girls or any other cheap attractions to entice people to play games. Provide a good story, a developed character and some explosions and people will play your game and watch your movies. The last decade has been testament to that.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >We dont need sex appeal because sex doesnt sell chud!

          have a nice day. There is a reason the original Laura became an icon and there is a reason why the reboot fail.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >Because we don't need show girls or any other cheap attractions to entice people to play games.
            Lara needs big breasts and short shorts. You know this.

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            False equivalence. Characters like Astarion didn't exist for gamers in the 90's.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Here's your (you), now go bait somewhere else moron

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >False equivalence
              >Now let me rationalize why we're allowed to be hypocrites in the next sentence

              You will never be a woman

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Shut the frick up moron.
              You are dismissed.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >Characters like Astarion didn't exist for gamers in the 90's.
              You can't tell me that the era of Anne Rice and VtM didn't generate any hot ambiguously gay vampire characters in video games.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Yeah but I like Astarion since he's not a lame-o like GAY-le and Wyll.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                He's a homosexual, auto lame-o..

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >Characters like Astarion didn't exist for gamers in the 90's.
              They totally did. Not my fault that you weren't into 90s BL.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Because we don't need show girls or any other cheap attractions to entice people to play games.
          Lara needs big breasts and short shorts. You know this.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous
        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Actually I can physically only play games with attractive women with big boobs. It's a disease I have to live with, don't judge me on that.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        God this game would have performed terribly if it wasn't for the attractive asiatics. Should be a lesson to mediocre devs everywhere.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >If your ideas are sooooo good, why are you so afraid to make your OWN intellectual property
      It’s not that, most of these reimaginings/reboots are usually done by large companies with big publishers so they get a disgusting budget they absolutely need to make back while making a profit on, so they water it down and get heavily influenced by what’s making a profit currently/recently. a lot of games got famous off their niche demographic being vocal about the quality the IPs name becomes more of marketing strategy, so they barely keep what made it popular to ensure it can technically be called what it’s called but change nearly everything else

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >No breasts
    >Man face
    >No hips
    >Bow
    >Ice steel pick
    >No dual pistols
    Yeah no, that's not Lara.

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Absolute credit to this raging gay furry -- he has the self-consciousness to note that trying to "fix" Lara Croft is wrong-headed.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >homosexual furry ruining games
      what a surprise

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      What does a Tomb Raider table top rpg do differently that you can't do in normal DnD, heck Cyberpunk, Shadowrun, D20 modern, etc?

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I never liked tomb raider. Locking the utler in the freezer was the only good part of the game

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The issue with anything like Tomb Raider is that you have a small contingent who understands how balance can make a thing work. Then you have the puritans who demand that sex be purged from media. Then in the reverse you have all the anti-puritans demand that everything be bimbofied. And the people who understood the careful balance are left watching everything get destroyed by obnoxious morons who don't actually care about the IP and who only carry forward in pursuit of the next thing they can frick up because their entire life revolves around a series of idpol skirmishes.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Then you have the puritans who demand that sex be purged from media. Then in the reverse you have all the anti-puritans demand that everything be bimbofied.
      Ah yes, these two groups of people have exactly the same amount of power in the game/tv/moviemaking business, you disingenerous moron.
      And they don't want to purge sex from media, they're quite okay with degeneracy for women/homosexuals, the only times they become hard core puritanists id when something appeals to straight men

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Okay. Kidnap them, lock them in a room, and force them to watch Andy Sidaris movies.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Now we are talking

  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >the die-hards
    Are there any actual "die-hard" Tomb Raider fans? I mean actual fans that played the OG games on release and still follow every new entry? Because most people who were in that camp gave up before the series even hit the PS2. You know, when they milked it for FIVE FRICKING GAMES in a four year time span on the same console.

  13. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It's simply a case of a franchise that stylistically peaked with the 2001 film and the Legend/Anniversary/Underworld game trilogy in 2006-2008.

    They re-rebooted the iconography in 2013 to turn her into budget Katniss Everdeen but this rebrand has not really made an impact. The games sell a lot of copies, but you have Doja Cat of all people saying, "I miss loose Lara."
    https://youtube.com/shorts/Rl-e3YMMU7I?si=CIDYMAFsCGvVyBKj

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Doja my queen

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Doja Cat of all people
      She hangs out on Ganker, of course she has good taste

  14. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why zoomers have such low quality standards?

  15. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why is she ambiguously, not deliciously, brown?

  16. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    They took Lara, changed her character completely so she's more "vulnerable and real", changed her appearance so she's less sexy, even changed her iconic weapon and they think that people should be happy?

    Just give the fans what they want, how is this difficult?

  17. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Every piece of Tomb Raider media released after Underworld has been utter shit. The survivor trilogy especially so, and the next nuRaider is looking even worse than that garbage.
    The IP is been held hostage by a shit company that just keeps getting worse ever since Core Design went down and people are tired of it. Death to Crystal Dynamics, death to moviegames, bring back slow paced, methodical puzzle platformers with minimal cutscenes and no "cinematic" scripted bullshit.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Everything after Underworld feels creatively stifled. Obsessed with realism and psychology and stuff when the older Tomb Raider games were sorta like 90s comics in the The Darkness/Witchblade kinda tradition. You see a lot of overlap between Turok 3, The Darkness, and Tomb Raider games from the Underworld era.

  18. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The solution is simple, lil' Commiefornian fake woman:

    Make your own game, your own IP.
    Stop using established franchises as your springboard to faster sales.

  19. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    but she's the most iconic video game character of all time...

  20. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >What if we took Captain America
    >But didnt make him a straight white man
    >Remove his iconic shield
    >And remove his American flag costume
    >All so we can appeal to people who hate the character

    Gee I wonder what went so wrong with Tomb Raider?

  21. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    All new projects and adaptations are shitty remakes, reimaginings and fan-fiction that has nothing to do with the core character of the series.
    This happens probably because Lara Croft is the #1 western videogame cool sexy female character but this type of character is now "problematic" so it's the #1 target for modern deconstruction. But unfortunately the character is the center of the franchise so when you change it it inevitably falls apart.

  22. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The last good TR games were Underworld and Anniversary.
    The Angelina movies have their issues, but were still more respectful to the source.
    Everything after UG, Anniversary and even the isometric games with the exception of the remasters of the first 3 games is garbage.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      underworld and anniversary aren't even tomb raider games

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Underworld is peak Tomb Raider, though.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >ape the first game in many ways
          >still shit
          it's not, and you're a secondary.

  23. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >wtf why are fans of this series so attached to the original games?!

  24. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I bought the remasters.
    Just bring back the old lara, how fricking hard is that.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      She's problematic for trans women chud

  25. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >repeatedly refuse to give fans what they want and instead pull constant "reimagining" to capture the "modern audience" that exists only in shareholder meetings
    >b***h and moan when fans ask you to just give them what they want

  26. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >nu-lara
    >turns more into a damsel than a busty explorer who kills and steals how she desires
    >nu-nulara
    >doesn't even raid tombs anymore
    They don't even know what tomb raider was about

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