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  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    heh

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      MOAR

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You just fricking KNOW that the wigger skater rides the black bald dude's dome during quiet time.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Don't they hate each other?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          It's part of the roleplay.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I see.

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    first for comfy

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >blocks your path

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    did they realise what they were posting when they uploaded this?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I don't get it

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        she's a black woman getting filtered hard

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        zoomers outing themselves as morons

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          i'm a boomer and i don't get it either, just some lady chimping out

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I don't get it

      Marketing trying too hard to appeal zoomers
      The marketing fricking sucks, had to go to their dead instagram trying to spread their memes

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Oldgays will buy it if they buy it. Zoomoids and alphas will need their own marketing as well. It doesn't appeal to me either, but it's okay and expected for marketing to reach to younger audiences instead of relying on the same generation forever, especially if you have an older franchise to revive.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Is that Anniversary or the TR1 remaster?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        the remaster

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      was the ugly Black person necessary?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        it was necessary to display how they are incapable of grasping the controls

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i spose i should start spoilering my images cause new ppl will play the series now which is rlly cool

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      spoilers? what the h*ck is that?

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    here's my last post for the night
    good thread, buddy

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      awful, AoD and LAU belong in the upper section

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        AoD is unironically good

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >LAU belong in the upper section
        lol frick off you try hard homosexual, legend and anniversary are up there with the originals and underworld is great (just undercooked).

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Dumbass

          they're shite m8. get fricked zoomers

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Lose weight

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Legend is indefensibly bad.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Dumbass

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        No.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        kek, the LAU zoomers are mad they've been found out.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Samegay

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          moron

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >that bottom row
      There's a reason TR needed a reboot.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Chronicles is shit though.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      There is some major jank and cheese in the post-trilogy old ones as it progressed, though. You can see the "muh cinematics" design regression pushing through back in Last Revelation and Chronicles. I don't even hate some of the plot points and ideas the Anniversary-Legend-Underworld reboot did, but the level design suffers from linear setpiecery, unimaginative puzzles and whatever the plot has going for is severely undermined by the milquetoast aesthetics and tone. Lovecraft is a tired comparison point in mixing antiquary and horror, but god damn, you can't go skimping on the mystic grandeur and unsettling terrors if you go down that route with your stories. TR1 *is* essentially lovecraftian, TR2's ending tones it down a bit but not much, and TR3 plays straight homage to Carpenter's The Thing.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >and TR3 plays straight homage to Carpenter's The Thing.
        Which is a blatantly Lovecraftian story anyway.

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Do you want more realistic gun sounds in the remaster?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I don't care for realism in TR games

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        This. Realism has only been cancer to this series

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Tomb Raider essayist here...so it's out already hm?

    Peace out.

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    aod-poster is making me wanna try it. i remember back in the day reading a review in a magazine and it was pretty negative but nowadays i dont care if a game is good or bad ill still play it

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's extremely buggy because it was released in an unfinished state but you can download a mod that fixes the majority of problems

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        it was on PS2 tho as well lol thats what i would have played at the time. idk why i didnt. i think even back then i had the beginnings of my chronological order autism where i must play a series in order from the beginning

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          You are literally me
          Angel of darkness is on sale on GOG right now for a couple of bucks

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Atmosphere and level design still shine in places. It is what next-gen TR should have been.

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You know, I wouldn't mind this design for the rebooted Lara. I'm weird that way.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Wouldn't mind it either.
        Stylized and full designed is the way. No photorealism and no face scans. Frick face scans

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      too young looking. too white looking.

      the most consistent thread I've found in tomb raider threads, is that half the people either never actually played the original games, or have zero fricking understanding whatsoever of who, and what type of person Lara is, because she's always represented poorly post chronicles (honestly, post 3, but I'll give 4 the pass) it is so abundantly obvious that people are shallow and only care for the perspective too. Because otherwise, they'd know that in the original 3 games, she never shows cleavage unless wearing a literal sports bra, she doesn't dress like the basic casual bawd (definition: bawd who isn't too overt, but is obviously a bawd, but displays it casually in socially acceptable ways) every moron has the impression of. Not to mention that, Lara being NOT a young teenager- oops I meant 20 year old, which is basically the exact same thing to morons. Is a very relevant aspect of her personality, because not only does it explain the deliberate way she acts, but the reason why she's so experienced and collected.

      every moron in these threads is always some fake fan doofus, and this franchise will never be tomb raider ever again. all of you. have a nice day. not a single cool fella here.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Huh, she's 28 in TR1. I always thought she was younger. But she was allegedly 21 in Chronicles during the Rome section. Sure, let's go with it.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >too young looking.
        That's just the artstyle
        >too white looking.
        Lara is white like that. At best she have a tan thanks to oudoor activity.
        >every moron in these threads is always some fake fan doofus, and this franchise will never be tomb raider ever again. all of you. have a nice day. not a single cool fella here.
        We all know who you are, tread-shitter. Take your mental breakdown blogs back to Red.dit

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      cute style

  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  12. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  13. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    looking thick, solid, tight

  14. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Should be mandatory for Lara Croft to be naked all the time.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Will the remaster allow you to switch costumes on the fly? Could at least be barefoot all the time.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        theres mods for that for og versions and itll prob be easy to do for the new one too

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I want the developers to show they care.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            as much as i agree that every game with female characters should by default come with a barefoot mode on the main menu, we have to accept that it's probably not gonna happen in the west

  15. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  16. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    How can other girls even compete?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      They can't. That's why they have been trying to bury/overwrite her for all these years (failing)

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Time will leave NuLara irrelevant, if she isn't already kek. Though the franchise and the character will be forgotten in 30-40 years, probably.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I will remember Lara and this post for the next 40 years.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            This is why you must marry and have kids, Anon. Do it for Lara, she must never be forgotten.

  17. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Did they frick with the sound at all? The sound effects were 90's kino

  18. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Ganker filled with utter garbage again, so decide to do some nostalgia huffing with some autismo ranking all Tomb Raider levels
    >"the atlantean level design is so creepy, weird, disgusting and unsettling that I wish they had gone with something more conventional :("
    Jesus fricking christ...

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >greece
      >egypt
      >peru
      >atlantis/natla

      tr2
      >maria doria
      >tibet
      >china
      >venice

      tr3
      >south pacific
      >india
      >nevada
      >antarctica
      >london

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Hate AxMania.

  19. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I want Lara to suck my dick while wearing those red sunglasses

  20. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Are these threads being made by marketers? I was considering buying the remaster but these forced threads are changing my mind.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      DO NOT BUY
      t. marketeer

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >I was considering buying the remaster but these forced threads are changing my mind
      I can't imagine not playing something I might enjoy because of a thread on Ganker lmao

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I don't think a marketer would make a thread that gets 50-80 users at most and only on a good day at that, even pajeets aren't that moronic. It's just a Lara stan.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Found the tendie

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >influenced by marketing even when it isn’t there
      You really need to log off and try thinking for yourself.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah these threads are started by shills, thing is though non shills do get drawn in to post.
      The marketers do this shit every time in the window leading up to a game's release. They either post shit about how the game is horrible to bait in people to argue, or start talking the game up to be the next best thing.
      The entire point of these threads on the board is to trigger FOMO in people who would otherwise not give a frick about an upcoming game.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Ah yes the 36 posters half of whom are most likely piratechads

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          What does Rain from Fear Effect have to do with any of this?

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            She's a gigastacy just like Lara, that's what.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              She's a nerdy lesbian. It's Hana that's a gigastacy.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                To each her own

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      In this particular case, I assume it's done deliberately by TR fans to shill the remaster for free if Crystal Dynamics spitefully refuses to promote it.
      TR fandom is crazy/dedicated this way.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        pretty much this
        t. the one that's been making the threada foe the past few days

  21. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why didn't he bang Lara?

  22. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    no thanks

  23. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    lara croft only bangs dick kickem

  24. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >jealous?

  25. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      1 and 10 are the best models

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I can't roll with that pic tho

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        9 looks exactly like that b***h from hunger games

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        the only good thing about nu tomb raider is the gory deaths

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Bronze happy Lara is the best

  26. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    At least Legend has some banger music.

    No, really, I haven't played any of the LAU games, outside of Anniversary. So far, Legend isn't awful.

  27. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >be area51 guard
    >Lara gives you this look
    What do?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Last guy she had given that look ended 10 feet under, so I guess I would just run away as quickly as I can?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Ask for her Onlyfans

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Implying Lara needs an OnlyFans like all those poor ugly girls who don't have self esteem *eyeroll*

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        i think if you asked for lara's onlyfans, she would either punch you in the face or shoot you, and that's the way i like it

  28. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Just started TR3 and the game is kinda tense.
    I died literally 5 seconds into the first level and there seem to be a lot of gotcha parts where you're supposed to die if you take the wrong turn as well as missable secrets. Also there is a poisoned status now? Do large medpacs cure those or should i just tank through it?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You can't just tank through poison, it will kill you in the end. You have to use a medpack to cancel it. Any medpack would do.
      Also, the game kinda chills out after India. Or maybe at this point you will be numb to the pain this game has in store, either one.

  29. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >watching steve of war review of nuraider
    >has a fricking meltdown over a guy touching Lara's cheek
    HOLY SHIT what a fricking pussy

  30. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Just started TR3 as well.
    >find ammo for like every gun in the game in the first level
    >find no guns

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      There is a shotgun literally two steps from where you start.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I got 3/6 secrets. No bully

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I got 2/6

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Remember that if you 100% all the secrets, you'll unlock a secret level and a nude Lara skin, so keep at it.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            t-that's a lie

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Some of it is true.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Just started TR3 as well.
          >find ammo for like every gun in the game in the first level
          >find no guns

          TR3 kinda likes to softlock you out of secrets.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Just started TR3 and the game is kinda tense.
      I died literally 5 seconds into the first level and there seem to be a lot of gotcha parts where you're supposed to die if you take the wrong turn as well as missable secrets. Also there is a poisoned status now? Do large medpacs cure those or should i just tank through it?

      update us on your playthrough, anons!

  31. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >get a GOG version of Legend because why not
    >play it on a controller because why not
    >game tutorials keep telling you the keyboard inputs instead of controller ones because why not
    Thanks, CD.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      We warned you about that jank ass port bro

      There is a shotgun literally two steps from where you start.

      I looked it up and there isn't

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Check again.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Turns out the first walkthrough I got was just wrong.
          Holy shit what a moronic secret though.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Oh, it's gonna get better. Get aboard the pain train,

  32. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why is his ass so big?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Gender equality.

  33. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    God damn that's a fat dumper

  34. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    She's in

  35. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    there's a disturbing lack of comfy ITT
    let's fix that

  36. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  37. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    any good custom levels?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      https://www.trle.net/pFind.php
      you can sort the levels by rating/reviews to see the most popular ones

  38. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Those Unreal Engine demos of Tomb Raider made by random people look better than anything they've rebooted officially

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      that recent RTX demo looks weird with the blinding flares
      it's like you're staring at the sun

  39. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    mmm... bacon

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Whats ET doing in lara croft

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        tried to save the ETs at area 51 but lara put a stop to those plans

  40. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    How was anyone supposed to know without a guide?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      it's funny to me how there's always at least one guy in the threads saying "oh but i figured it out easily"
      no explanation or elaboration or anything, it was just easy apparently, lol

  41. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Just beat TR1-3, started last revelation today but it feels soulless, why does Lara ingame look cellshaded and have a young body but old face, yet in the cutscenes shes TR1-3 lara? It's like they just didn't have a "hd" model for the FMVs

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >but it feels soulless
      what makes you say that?
      >why does Lara ingame look cellshaded
      do you just mean her face? i think that was just a side-effect of the face texture in combination with the lighting system

  42. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    AoD Remaster when?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      when the time is right, brother

  43. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    how many new players is it going to filter?

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