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  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    So what are we predicting: lesbian, BMWF, or sexless man hater?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      White man hater, who no longer robs tombs, because "Colonialism bad, mkay!!".
      Also a lot of handicapped troony representation

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >sea and Algeria mixed

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >as queer as you expect most indie ttrpg designers

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >gay/ghem
        what a bunch of clowns

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >he/they
        >There he is go give they their jacket.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Rae's obituary will be unexpected.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Seems to be mostly based on nu-lara so lesbian it is

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      White Man Hater with a side of BMWF as the plot twist. Yay Progressivism so unique, stunning and brave.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      All of those and no tomb raiding.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      fridge mode, tiny breasts, hank hill ass, tummy covered, cargo bermuda pants

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >still trying to push bow and arrow as lara's iconic weapons
    no one give a frick about hunger games anymore. Why do they keep pushing this?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      guns are a right wing statement in american media

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >in american media
        *Western media
        Unless it's a historical drama about how all of European history was evil, Eurogay movies also treat guns like pure evil

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          europeans dont really sort things into right-wing and left-wing the same way americans do

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It's sexist, it implies women can't be badass like men.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I grew up in europoor. We where always told America bad, Indians omg so good.
        When I actually opened text books about that time period, I did felt betrayed by the poor propaganda.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          never @ me with your inane bullshit ever again

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I do what I want, Black spunk lover.
            Just how delusional are you?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >did felt
          ESL moron

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          What the frick did the textbook say that it convinced you that landing on a new continent and killing everyone in it is good actually
          >but they were le uncivilized
          So was the entirety of Europe from the position of Rome. Don't see how that justifies anything

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Anything to delete and rewrite her history. At this point I'm surprised they didn't just make a new character instead.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Lara Croft
      >bow

      >bow and arrow again

      guns are bad and right wing, mkay

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >guns are... le bad!
      >*makes several dozen borderline snuff porn Lara death cinematics*

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >anime
    >look inside
    >western animation

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Wrong. It's animated by korean slave labor, same as every anime not made by Kyoani.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        i've never seen any proof that most anime is done by koreans, i'll believe at least the mass produced slop is korean made

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Most japanese studios only do keyframes and let the koreans handle the in betweens. That's motion and background characters often look significantly worse in the TV version compared to the BD.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Wrong. It's animated by korean slave labor, same as every anime not made by Kyoani.

        Look at the credits of any 90s and early 2000s cartoon, stupid.

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    A fricking anime? Holy shit. Give live action show. They already made tomb raider anime 15 years ago.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      They tried to reboot the movies and had a plank play Lara, it failed in every metric.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >anime
      It's as "anime" as the castlevania show or avatar, meaning not at all. Westoids just have this weird inferiority complex where they try to piggyback anime because it's popular now, for some reason.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Avatar never called itself anime, despite looking much closer than these modern Netflix shows

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          avatar didn't but many people did

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Give live action show
      why would anyone want this?
      modern live action is for the lowest common denominator, even sports gays are better than live action slop eaters

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >made in Texas
      That shit ain't anime.
      Samuel Deats sucks at drawing women and his team can't even draw her in heels even when she has a dress on.

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Came here to post this. That design is awful. Where the FRICK are her breasts?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      if she doesn't canonically suck of a horse I'm not watching this shit

      there is almost no scene in the trailer where you could properly see them, but OPs picture and this. Looks fine thou

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Its going to be successful. Chuds will whine about anything nowadays and then wonder why every form of life on the planet ignores them.

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I think it looks neat, if I had Netflix I'd probably give it a watch.
    Is there some behind the scenes shit that I should be upset about?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      castlevania series made by the same studio disrespects the source material

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    pls no more netshits animations.
    I tried the scott pilgrim one and despite having so many A-list actors voicing it, the voice direction was downright awful and Jesus the scenario was just so schizophrenic. What a bizarre mishandling of all the characters.

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'll wait for reviews, will skip if shit.

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why did they make Jonah darker? I s2g, in the next TB game, he's gonna be a full on nig instead of a NZ dude

  11. 3 weeks ago
    Swede
  12. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >gaijins are stealing anime/manga art styles
    >shitting on japs for anime/manga at the same time

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      what else are the voices in your mind saying? this is truly fascinating.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >implying

  13. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What is it about american animation that looks like shit compared to low budget anime?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Jeets just doing what they do best.

  14. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    This animation reminds me of the Ubisoft licenced animes
    and not in a good way

  15. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >animesion >:~~*(
    >animesion, japan 😮

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Invented by whites first

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      yes

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      yes

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        What is this, and what's with the lizard mascot outfit?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Conan the Adventurer

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Western Conan was based, manly cartoon for boys though, even if it had quality here and there.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        There's a difference between storyboard artists not caring what overseas productions do with their work and storyboard artists specifically wanting their women to be drawn flat blocks with stone faces averting the male gaze like today.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      00s western anime was kino and im tired of pretending otherwise. Everything now though is ass

  16. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    This doesn't even remotely looks like an anime. Who are they trying to fool?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Who are they trying to fool?
      Nobody considering they're not selling it as an anime.

      When was the last time you guys watched a western animated show? This style is pretty par for the course.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >When was the last time you guys watched a western animated show?
        I only watch anime,not western slop.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Archer 10 years ago

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Archer and Futurama are the only two "adult" cartoons consistently good through the whole series

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >Futurama
            >good after season 4

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Looks like the fricking Double Dragon cartoon from the 90s.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        never because I'm not a homosexual

  17. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Meh. Should've been full CGI in 24 fps. At least Lara doing parkour would look good. But not like this with choppy 2d animation

  18. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Looks like a low budget Titan AE or something

  19. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >weeb homies think Japanese invented animated stuff

  20. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Whoops can't be showing Lara's legs. No shorts!
    >Give her a man's body and shrink her breasts can't have those nasty men fantasizing about her!

    Might as well have Lara wearing a Hijab at this point, frick whoever animated this slop.

  21. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why the frick is THIS animated but the zelda movie will be live action?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Nobody gives a rats dildo about Tomb Raider.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Hunter Schafer

  22. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Who the frick keeps watching these vidya adaptations? They're always shit. Even the old movies that people love like MK or first RE always come with "if" - like "it's an enjoyable movie if you dont mind [x]" or " if you dont take it as 1 to 1 adaptaion". And the modern one always come with a smug "frick you" to passionate fans from moviemakers.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Teenage-young adult girls. They don't even watch these shows, they're just background noise while they play on their phones or do homework. At least that's what my 25 year old sister admitted after I asked her why she rewatches Disenchantment every time I'm around her

  23. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Is this our chance to get breast cancer, GITCY bros?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I'm glad someone else remembers that.

  24. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    There is not a single frame in this trailer that isn't wrong. Starting with using the 'modern' reincarnation of Lara that has to have an entourage of morons with her. Framing her as a 'Legend' and seemingly focusing on action in order to make her look 'badass'.

  25. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Anime
    >When the western animation is so pozzed and fricked, the homosexuals have to use the word "anime" to gain traction like parasites

  26. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Netflix
    Absolute slop inbound

  27. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Amazing.

  28. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Total OLF death.
    Jfc, 10 years of this corpo shit.

  29. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  30. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Her boobs are getting smaller with each new movie/series/game.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      See

  31. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >netflix
    pass

  32. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'm genuinely so sick and tired of advertising threads on Ganker. What's the point of that one rule again?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Ganker has no rules anymore, it's just advertiser central

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      let me guess: threads about things you don't care = advertising, threads about things you care =/= advertising

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Threads that obviously exist only to create "hype" or advertise something == advertising.

  33. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Lara Croft
    >bow

  34. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >bow and arrow again

  35. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Hailey Atwell is such a perfect voice. I'm so glad Lara is back!

  36. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    This game looks great. They really added a lot of plot.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      nah he will save Lara vidya

      • 3 weeks ago
        Gunpoint

        Is that Beastof the Sun or Sun of the Beast or whatever?
        Shit was lame. Especially constant clipping during animations.

  37. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    these netflix animations all look like shit, how do people watch this. it looks worse than a shitty low budget anime
    also
    >bow
    >nu-lara outfit
    pass, thats not tomb raider

  38. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Wow, looks like shit and that's not Lara

  39. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    When will the morons in charge of adaptations stop using this specific studio for adapting the games into shows?
    Every single one this studio pumps out is absolute dogshit how come they're still getting contracted to create these kinds of garbage?

  40. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why aren't they being stunning and brave by calling it "Truth Seeker", huh?

  41. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I am announcing my date with Lara Croft, my wife

  42. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why the first couple seconds of the music sounds like Seven Nation Army?

  43. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    She's so upset all the time

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