>"Tone, I'm telling you.

>"Tone, I'm telling you. A truckload of these 'Steam Deck' things fell over at the docks. We sell 'em for $200 a pop make 50Gs easy!"

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  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Only thing steaming is the dump I took on your mom’s chest last night OP

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      OHHHH!!!! You blow your mother with that mouth?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        You oughta know sweetie

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      calm down Vince

    • 1 month ago
      Your Anal Nightmare

      That was a good one.

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >I've uh been thinking... Thinking about Loot boxes lately..

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >"Well these 'loot boxes' are clearly a manifestation of that love you craved from your abusive mother. You keep spending $5, $10, chasing that high from the one time your mother ever complimented you."

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >We're frickin done you hear me you b***h? I am not frickin uninstalling overwatch 2 and deleting my D.VA skins just cuz some quack in a chair tells me that when i look at her tight little jumpsuit ass that i wanna frick my mudda!
        >Storms out and slams door

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >gets raped by an illegal immigrant

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            He won

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              The villains wiki is a hoot

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              I'm still mad she never called out a hit on this guy.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                If you kill your enemies, they win.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                That's b***h logic and Melfi is pathetic.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                It's more that if she did that Tony would essentially own her and her profession would also be made redundant.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                I don't think so. Tony loved her. If she had told him about the rape he would have "taken care of things," free of charge.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Anon you missed the point. Of course he'd do it for free but eventually he'd leverage her just like he did with Artie and the tab because he's always doing that shit unconsciously or not.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Tony would've absolutely abused her if she'd crossed that line. It's not b***h logic, she realizes what she's doing, stops, and self corrects. That is to her credit.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Tony abuses her anyways. Besides, she likes being involved with the dark underbelly of society. It entices her.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                She stops seeing Tony by the end so she self corrects even on that. Her last interaction with Tony she is just done with him.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Really she should have finished with him at season 4, Tony only went to stop his panic attacks and she helped him with that

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                That only comes about after her own therapist and friends basically bullies her into doing it
                >so the experts in this article i read said that therapy just makes criminals better at their jobs :^)

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Not at all. It's about the moral line that she refuses to cross. Her ability to control her desires separates her from the mob characters. It's critical to the entire show.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Keep coping Melfi, you will never be unraped

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                That's b***h logic and Melfi is pathetic.

                Melfi didn’t do it because she thought it was the right thing, she didn’t want Tony to have power over her and have it ruin their professional relationship. When Melfi is given chances to have the rapist killed, to start a relationship with Tony, or continue to take an obvious sociopath’s money, she makes the right decisions and doesn’t give into the seductive, base desires of doing those things.
                She’s based.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Melfi typed this post, the pathetic repression and pointless mental gymnastics + neoliberal suicidal pacifist morals are very telling

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Maybe because like any normal intelligent person she realizes that death isn't a proportionate punishment for rape. Only barbaric societies execute people for crimes that aren't murder.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >death isn't a proportionate punishment for rape
                You'd change your tune pretty quick if one of your close family members got raped and then released because the police fricked up the evidence

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                I would want the police and the courts to do their job and put them in prison, not execute them.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                The police and courts didnt do their job though. Thats the entire reason she even considered involving Tony in the first place. Jesus is STILL out on the streets, free to rape whenever he wants

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                She could have prevented the second cuming of Jesus but didn't

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >Jesus is STILL out on the streets, free to rape whenever he wants
                What a frightening sentence

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                like that schoolboard shit where some trans student kid raped a girl in the girls bathroom, which got covered up cause it was pride month, and the dad got thrown in prison for complaining about it at a school board meeting. then the trans girl got moved to a different school and raped a disabled girl.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Yeah if I was that dad, that troony would be eating his balls for dinner before he died a slow painful death

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                No he wouldn't, people like him have been social engineered into apathetic creatures that crave victim hood and suicidal tendencies.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                if the dude can at least be proven to have raped the other person they should be gelded, or the equivalent of what the muslims do for women to remove feeling from sex, so as to remove the ability/desire to harm others.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >t. israelite

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Motherfrickers like this anon sure do love defending violent criminals and think there should be 0 consequences for their actions.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Because if she did, she'd be indebted to the mob.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                If you murder someone, the number of murderers in the world stays the same

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Not if you're a mass murderer murderer
                Checkmate

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              the only mexican in the sopranos and he rapes a main character

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Wow he's just like me

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              >Ya don't frick with the Jesus!

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              Rossi is an Italian name.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                No real italian would ever call their kid Jesus

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous
          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Better than Tony's daughter
            >gets pumped and dumped by Black person israelite after he takes her virginity
            >Meadow is so antiracist she never even tells her dad and insists it was his fault she got dumped by him

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              >appears for like 6 episodes
              >does literally nothing to further up the plot
              >threatens a mob boss to his face
              >complains about random bullshit
              >then takes the virginity of mob boss's daughter, one of the hottest smokeshows of the show
              >continues complaining about random bullshit
              >dumps her
              >never appears again
              What kind of bullshit happened to one of the writers to write that into the show

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >does literally nothing
                >literally kills the protagonist

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                that's such an obvious edit

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                He has a daughter, she has to be able to have a life. Is he just supposed to kill everyone she has a big fight with after she hits puberty? Did it look like he had the time or the headspace to be sending someone around to literally threaten or harass some child? As soon as he had a daughter he had to mentally be preparing himself for like 15 years to deal with that shit. It's probably natural, because clearly most of us find some way to deal with it.

                I say this as an older guy with no kids, but I really don't know what you guys are suggesting Tony should do about Meadows kiddie boyfriend bullshit.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Tony can’t go around beating normies up anyway, more dangerous than the mob

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Teach her not to date Black folk

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >What kind of bullshit happened to one of the writers to write that into the show
                they were israelites

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              >appears for like 6 episodes
              >does literally nothing to further up the plot
              >threatens a mob boss to his face
              >complains about random bullshit
              >then takes the virginity of mob boss's daughter, one of the hottest smokeshows of the show
              >continues complaining about random bullshit
              >dumps her
              >never appears again
              What kind of bullshit happened to one of the writers to write that into the show

              Don't forget he was implied to bang her roommate too.

              Also it was chase spitting on Tony for being a racist white guy, hence the half israeli part as well, couldn't help himself. Tho he made tony that way himself by choice, so the entire thing is pointless. Probably the same shit with calling the dude who raped melfi "jesus", just couldn't help himself.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >refuses to report player

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            He won

            I always wonder what it's like to play characters like that. Do you tell people you were the guy who raped Dr Melfi, or just say you were in The Sopranos?

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              That's nothing. Imagine having to play this chick.

              Just imagine. Being a woman in a man's line of work, operating as a loan shark. She even manages to come across as genuinely intimidating at first but the very INSTANT her bodyguard is incapacitated, that image crumbles within seconds. For my entire life, I've always been uncomfortable with scenes where women are threatened or are hurt but that one fricking scene where this seemingly threatening debt collector is spanked with towel, something you'd only see happen amongst a bunch of bros dicking around in a gym locker room, while completely naked and being reduced to a complete joke brought on by such a drastic role reversal was a little too much even for this show. I get that it isn't unusual for a woman in this environment to be abused but you CANNOT sit there and tell me that this scene wasn't the product of one of the writer's barely disguised fetish. And then on top of all of that, imagine having to act it out. If only she could have gotten more humiliation scenes or if that line of dialogue where she begs to suck the guy's wiener was used in pic related instead of the first encounter. I feel guilty for thinking that it was kind of hot but damn.

              Now Dr. Melfi's rape scene on the other hand was just too fricked up. Unlike Lorraine who was kind of a b***h you didn't feel sorry for, we've grown to like Melfi and those fricking pained gasps and cries were upsetting to listen to and if you got a boner to that part then you're just a scumbag.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                seeing her crawl about with her breasts swinging was nice
                nothing nice about watching Melfi get raped

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              The guy to this day is VERY upfront about this role. He sells himself as this character, no joke, look it up. He ADVERTISES himself and goes to conventions telling everyone he is "guy who raped melfi"

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >Do you have something you want to say?
            >No

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Honestly the preaching of neoliberal cuck morality in the Sopranos really impacted my enjoyment of it.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              What? There's tons of based opinions in the show.

              >Tony hating racemixing
              >Tony hating gays
              >Carmella ranting about the schools pushing gay shit on their kids

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >"Dad, is it true the Chinese invented noodles?"
                >"You think a bunch of backwards fricks who eat with sticks would invent something you need a fork to eat? Get outta here"

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              It's a show set in New Jersey/New York area
              It was always going to include homosexual neoliberal cucks

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              I know Vito's bottom was impacted, if that's what you're referring to

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              She has turned out to be a dishonest therapist who never took the blame on a personal level for treating Tony out of morbid curiosity and horniness. Melfi stands as a nice commentary about neoliberal cucks who think they possess the highest moral ground but reality they are just as rotten.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              That's just how HBO was back then. However they also knew that neoliberalism was flawed and couldn't account for all of societies problems, because it was ultimately based upon pie-in-the-sky optimism from people who refused to recognize the fact that you can't solve all of the world's problems by simply being nicer to them. Oz was the same way.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >gets raped by an illegal immigrant

          am I the only one that found her lame during the finale?
          I was like "that's it?"

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            It was a little rushed and needed more time but the results were inevitable plus you could see her getting sick of Tony's bullshit a few episodes before.
            Tony at that point stopped giving a shit about self improvement so it felt natural for her to pull the plug

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Get the frick outta here, those things are garbage, even the mulignans dont want them.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >But Tone, you can emulate Nintendo consoles on them, even the fricking Switch

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >"Wooooaaaahhh, ay! Emulation? We don't discuss such things around here, capisce?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >Hold on there, Ya think nintendo would like that?

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I wanted to play pokey-mans, i compromised, i pirated palworld off the internet

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Meadow is so fricking hot oh my god.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Season 1 meadow > all other seasons

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >normies from Ganker invading my board
    Frick off back where you came from

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Frick off back to Ganker

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      i love when weebs get confused at actual kino refs
      sorry nobody refs your pedo cartoons

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Is the mafia still even a thing irl? It seems really moronic to get into honestly.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      You don't ever admit the existence of this thing! Ever!

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        you can't convince me this homie wasn't gay

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          It’s the wine, it makes him emotional.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        To me he will always be Salvatore leone

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        No way he didn't go 20 years in the can without giving at least one dude a handjob in exchange for cigs

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      That's a major part of the show. The mob is a shadow of its former self.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Any kind of mob that exists nowadays is unironically much smaller than anything in the tv show
      The Feds have Peepee slapped all organized crime into the dirt unless they kick up their % to them
      Only the feds are allowed to deal drugs and do shady shit

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Some mob boss was whacked in long island like 4or 5 years ago.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Nowadays most organized crime is done by politicians and executives

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      pretty sure the mafia in europe is making big bucks by shipping "immigrants" everywhere.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Only if you're a crappy third world country. New laws have made being in organized crime a lot harder. Better to be a white collar criminal.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >Is the mafia still even a thing irl? It seems really moronic to get into honestly.
      Yes, it will always exist as long as there is money to be made. But they aren't as large or powerful as they used to be.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Cartels are just mexican mafia's without the sense of hidding in plain sight.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Id argue they are accidentally smarter.
        Rather than doing what the mafia did with trying to blackmail and have dirt on people above them to continue to operate their criminal empires the cartels just sort of murdered everyone in charge of the country until they were at the top

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Mafias had the government by the balls. This is what Goodfellas is all about, how the law becomes increasingly less corrupted over time

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Yes which is what the problem is.
            Mafias is better until someone fricks up.

            I mean jesus imagine trying that shit now in the digital age
            >AYYY YO IF YOU DONT TAKE DOWN THAT FACEBOOK POST SHOWING ME GUNNING DOWN THAT KID ITS CURTAINS FOR YOU

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      They unironically fricked off to Canada

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Of course. Governments still exist.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Not really I guess? I mean the current boss of the Philadelphia mob has his own YouTube channel now.
      https://www.youtube.com/@TheSkinnywithJoeyMerlino

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      There is no Mafia. Its a stereotype and its offensive, and youre the last person I'd want to perpetuate it.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Yes but they never really recovered to the degree they use to be. The federal government going after organized crime this hard was moronic because in the end it ended up being replaced by foreign gangs/cartels and rogue criminals who don't give a frick about anything.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      They got shitstomped by feds and then outcompeted by Cartels. It's pretty much just street gangs and cartels now, but both are analogous to the Mafia of the 70-80's in organization and complexity these days.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      US mafia isn’t what it used to be but mexican cartels and some European mafia groups are still pretty powerful. Look up El Mencho or Ridouan Taghi

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      3 or 4 years ago the head of the Gambino family got randomly gunned down in his own driveway by a QAnon schizo who thought Trump ordered him to kill him

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Can somebody please tell me what the frick I did to these mods? Off topic posting? I was discussing Twitch streamers!

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >"A 95 pound WHAT removed from my janny's ass?"

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >that scene where he founds the wife eating
        >think he was going to hit her
        >comforts her
        bros...

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Johnny Sack loved his fat wife enough he was willing to kill people over it.
          What a giga chad

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Bobby too. That who-uh janice didn't deserve him

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              The way she latched onto him after his wife died was so fricking parasitic and sad.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Janice is the worst character in the show. She's utterly contemptible

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >"A 95 pound WHAT removed from my janny's ass?"

      post the webm with tony and paulie talking about jannies

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous
        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          always thought it was weird that never actually led up to anything when its heavily implied the guy survived/got away

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Still a great episode. One of my favorites.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            there's A LOT of loose ends and loose plotlines that never go anywhere
            Remember the old lady who found Junior at a hospital and they spent a whole episode talking about? Junior invites her over for dinner, they have a nice talk, and then she never appears again

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Sopranos is almost my favourite show but Chase does this thing where he leaves plot points unfinished, most important one being the finale, and he thinks he did some hot shit but in reality hes a dumbass and fricked it up

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              the ending "makes sense" when you think about it as the show being from Tony's POV the whole time, but it's still moronic

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            I think I saw an interview with Chase where he said they had a continuation planned with the Russian guy becoming moronic or losing his memory or something. But then axed the idea because it seemed dumb.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              It got axed because a writer said the audience would love it, and Chase is an ass so he cut it because he thinks you should never please your audience. It was talked about on Talking Sopranos.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Did it need a resolution? Pine Barrens was a bottle episode of sorts, which usually don't follow continuity. We never see Tony or the crew have dealings with the Russians before or after this episode. Whether the interior decorator survived or not really didn't matter in the grand scheme of things.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              >We never see Tony or the crew have dealings with the Russians before or after this episode
              This is just not true. Svetlana is with the russians, they beat the frick out of Janice for stealing her leg.

              Janice is the worst character btw.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >Janice is the worst
                My favorite scene in the whole show is when Tony is having dinner with Bobby, Janice, and the kids, and he keeps bringing up the son Janice abandoned up in Canada and she goes fricking apeshit trying to stab Tony.
                >SACRE BLEU WHERE MI MOM!?

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >that stupid c**t outlives everyone and then gets with bobby after his wife is killed
                i fricking hate that b***h so much

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                The ONLY good thing she did was shooting Richie
                God he was such an unlikeable prick

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Tony disrespected Richie. That was no way to treat the brother of the boss. Everything he did was justified.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                other way around
                Tony tells him to leave Beansie alone, instead he fricking paralyzes the guy
                Tony tells him to stop selling drugs on garbage routes because the feds will get involved, instead he keeps doing it

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Tony was pretty alright with Richie at the start, but the manlet kept pushing his limits

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Imagine watching him torment Beansie and leave him in a fricking wheelchair then typing this post. You need to be killed irl.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                other way around
                Tony tells him to leave Beansie alone, instead he fricking paralyzes the guy
                Tony tells him to stop selling drugs on garbage routes because the feds will get involved, instead he keeps doing it

                Tony was pretty alright with Richie at the start, but the manlet kept pushing his limits

                I'll have to watch S2 again because people kept saying that Richie had valid points at times. I only remember him being a disrespectful prick

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                The only valid point Richie had was that Tony wasn't spreading the money evenly, but even then Richie wasn't getting money because he couldnt shut his fricking mouth and do what he was told.
                He gets out of jail and gets pissy that Tony is sticking to the contingency plans meant to insulate him from federal frickery. He takes it as a slight that Tony won't talk business with him in broad daylight

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Richie's an butthole but he did have legitimate grievances. He was a made man, and brother of the boss, he should have been taken care of when he got out but Tony didn't really do anything to help him.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                He doesn't really, he antagonizes and disobeys Tony right at the start. Sure, Tony escalates and fricks him over, but that's after
                If Richie wasn't a unstable prick he would've been fine, Tony during S2 was still cool

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Did her actress ever did anything else? She played the unlikable manipulative c**t so well

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >Bobby's kids are stuck with Janice now
                Fricking grim, especially since she basically become Livia at that point

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >steals a paraplegic ladies prosthetic cause she was gifted music antiques she wanted to pawn for cash.
                She's almost scum-life to a comical degree like she's performing a skit. Though a lot of the Sopranos is a comedy when you actually watch it with that mindset.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                She wasn't even gifted those records, they were her moms records and like Tony told Janice "you're just here to pick the bones"

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                wasn't she? Unless im misremembering Janice gives the records to the caretaker, and then janice tries to gaslight her into thinking its for sentimental value when she just wants cash.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Livia gifts the records to Svetlana allegedly, but whether its true or not it is up in the air
                Either way Janice's reaction was completely unwarranted

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                No i mean, I could be wrong, and I got the name wrong back there typing too quick, but Livia tells her, the caretaker who's the cousin of tonys side-piece, she can have them in a scene, and then janice asks for them back.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                I dont think Livia ever tells Svetlana she can have them on screen, which is why its debatable whether the conversation ever happened.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            I think that's what makes it based. There's a lot of random shit in life that just goes nowhere and never gets brought up again. I know I've had a few instances of some shit happening with people, and I'm pretty much a shut in. It's how life works, it's one of the things that makes it mysterious and interesting.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >mfw I first realised where the guy was hiding

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Classic

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I actually kinda liked Ralphie by the end. He was a fun character.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        He was an unlikeable c**t in almost every scene he appeared in
        >literally beats a prostitute pregnant with his child to death because she turns him down and calls him a manlet

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >his child
          okay tony

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          He was doing a lot of coke, man. You don't understand.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          this filtered me, I stopped watching after this

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Thats pretty stupid. You don't even get to see Tony kill him in a blind rage

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Well, she was a prostitute. Also, she hit him. Anyway, that wasn't his child she was carrying.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          It's not his fault she's a klutz.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        That's the whole show in a nutshell. Pure evil filth but you actually enjoy their company.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Ralphie was great

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Christopher says the HOOAH line better in the first season

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          wy did tony killed him

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            he killed pie-o-my

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              No, Tony killed him because he got called fat lmao

              Pay more attention.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                mhmm boy are you fat?

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              FRICK I FORGOT THAT
              Ralphie was such a fricking wienersucker.
              You can almost forgive him killing the prostitute, but burning the god damn prized race horse alive was too far

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              killing his best earner over a horse is probably the most moronic thing tony did as boss

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Tony was making a lot of bank betting on that horse

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                It wasn't just the horse. That was the thing that broke the camel's back. Also, the horse represented innocence in Tony's eyes. He loves animals. It reminded him of the poor girl that Ralphie beat to death with his bare hands.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Yeah Tony's an emotional and selfish moron.
                None of those reasons you listed are good enough for a MOBSTER to take that course of action.

                At different times he kills his best earners, turns his own crews against him, kills his own cousin, kills his best hitter, and promotes literal incompetents like bobby because they don't threaten his ego.

                That's why his family is basically gone by the finale.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >promotes literal incompetents like bobby because they don't threaten his ego.

                This was more him paying respects to Junior.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                It's because he's an incurable sociopath. They do that. They can be completely inert and immune to the suffering of people but then you frick with a toddler or an animal and they'll rip your head off either before, or after they break down crying.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >kills his own cousin
                He had to kill Tony B because Phil was going to torture him to death. It was basically just Tony saving him from a horrific fate. He did not want to kill Tony B, but he had no choice.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                best earner or not tony fricked up cause he killed a made guy

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                The entire Soprano family is emotionally moronic that'll do shit on a whim

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Its a great character moment for Tony because it reinforces that he's too emotional to be a boss and run his family.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Because he killed his horse, dumbass.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            cause he killed the prostitute girl, and the girl spent half the season treating him like he was her dad, bringing him cookies as thanks for helping with sick medicine for her kid and shit. Same age as Meadow too, so tony imprinted on her a bit as if she was his little girl, and he snapped after the horse bit.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              >half the season
              It was just that one episode
              She literally never shows up UNTIL that episode that she dies

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                no there were a few iirc, probably not half, but at least 2-3. She does come out of nowhere, i think the first time was the baked food for tony as a thanks,and then she's later tag-teamed by ralphie and the other dude in the closet.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                I just watched this not even 2 hours ago. It was one episode anon
                >the baked food as thanks
                beginning of the episode
                >tag teamed by ralphie in a closet
                middle of the episode
                >Sil finds out shes not coming to work anymore because shes doing blow with Ralphie
                after that
                >ralphie kills her
                end of the episode

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Huh, i must have forgotten to finish the episode or some shit then. Weird

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Reminder that, immediately after the episode where he beats a stripper to death, Joey Pants got more female attention than at any other point in his life

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Ralph's actor said that he was a character you hate to love.

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    was it KINO?

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    > Asus ROG Ally, whatever happened there

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Chucks Feed and Seed? What's the joke? I still don't get it.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >"He never had the making of a varsity janitor"

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Small hands

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >Ah. There's the Lycanroc.

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >He made Ocarina of Time is what he did! He's a great japanese developer! And in this house Miyamoto is a hero! End of story!

  14. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Your father never had the makings of an esports pro-player.

  15. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Is that all you deadbeats do around here is talk about games?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      A bunch of deadbeats sitting around in a club drinking and talking about pussy while one of them beats a woman to death is a very close approximation to Ganker

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        did the dude who necked the zoomer thot visit Ganker? I forget. The one who caught a machete to the neck.

  16. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >That's right, wienersucker! Go back to Undead Burg!

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      LMFAO

  17. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >"Anyways, four dollars a skin"

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      ok frick you got me i just laughed my ass off

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >See these games next to me? They're denuvo

  18. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Starfield, whatever happened there

  19. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Shit, overrated show. At least it wasn't as bad as Breaking Bad. The Wire is the only one of these "legendary" shows that is actually good.

  20. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >How about the fact that I hate my son? I come home and he's sitting on the computer in his fukin underwear. Wasting his time in some discord room going back and forth with another bunch of frickin jerk offs. Gigglin like a little school girl. Not even playing any games with the RTX 4090 that i got for him. He's just fukin scrolling.I want to frickin smash his frickin face in.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      You didn't even have to alter the dialogue in that scene. Tony literally calls his son a loser shut in(because he is)
      AJ was such a homosexual

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >AJ was such a homosexual
        AJ is literally Tony without the mob to make him cool

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >AJ is literally Tony without the life of crime and violence to toughen him into a man
          Yeah no shit AJ was a spoiled little c**t who got wrapped up in existentialism and nihilism and never got out of it
          >simped for a used goods latina with a kid and thought his life was over at 19 when she breaks off the engagement
          >cries in public after following her to work to try and talk it out

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Holy kek i fricking forgot he did that fricking hell he really was a pussy haha

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            they were setting him up as a second tony
            delinquent getting into fights, football star etc.
            same depression and panic attacks

            Then it's like in season 4 david chase just channeled his nihilistic tendencies into the script and made him a complete waste of screentime, burnout useless frick. What a waste.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Holy kek i fricking forgot he did that fricking hell he really was a pussy haha

            >Leave AJ to me.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              Is that a BG3 reference?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >he posted on Ganker
        kekus maximus

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        AJ is the worst character.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >https://www.youtube.com/@TheSkinnywithJoeyMerlino

        >AJ was such a homosexual
        AJ is literally Tony without the mob to make him cool

        >he posted on Ganker
        kekus maximus

        AJ is the worst character.

        AJ would have ended up normally if his parents didn't go extreme on him just because he had ADD.

  21. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >"ho ho OHHHH!"

  22. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >I don't play switch, Tone! It's a joke!

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Why did he choose to be gay?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        It was his blood pressure medication. His doctor gave him a note and everything

  23. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Ganker hates The Sopranos now
    What the FRICK happened to that board?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      If I had to guess: gen alpha zoomers

  24. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >'ecks on 'ocks

  25. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I still don't get why Tony just forgave Junior after putting out the hit on him in season 1.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      He didn't really "forgive" him, Junior gets arrested and is basically untouchable for a little bit and then Tony basically becomes defacto boss of the family while Junior is stuck in house arrest. He takes all of Juniors income and leaves him with just enough to get by, but also blames his mother for being the one to give Junior the info needed to make that hit doable.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      you've never been abused, good for you

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      tony understood on some level that it was fairplay given how he was cucking jr, and he absolutely humiliated him taking his income, killing most of his crew and having him take the fall for the federal case. when you're that high above someone it's easier to forgive.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Fair enough. That all makes sense. It just seems out of character for Tony to forgive something like that. I guess he does place a lot of importance on blood.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          JR is basically the dad he wanted, he's more willing to forgive. He takes it far more personal in season 6 when there was no business involved and he thinks he shot him for personal reasons

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      This

      He didn't really "forgive" him, Junior gets arrested and is basically untouchable for a little bit and then Tony basically becomes defacto boss of the family while Junior is stuck in house arrest. He takes all of Juniors income and leaves him with just enough to get by, but also blames his mother for being the one to give Junior the info needed to make that hit doable.

      I'm pretty sure Tony said himself he only kept Jr. around to take be the fall guy for the FBI while Tony ran things.

  26. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    IT WAS JUST A PRANK BRO

  27. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I never skipped the opening. It's based and I love the song.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      made me realise people should stop doing cold opens

  28. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >It's like an add for a Sony remaster, before and WAY before

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Simultaneously one of the best and most annoying characters in the show

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        They hard carried the show, Tony's family was obnoxious as frick

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      This is the best joke in the series and you could apply it to anything.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >HEHEH TONY DID YOU HEAR ME? I said it's like an ad for a Sony remaster, before and WAY before!

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >It's like every new Bethesda release
          >Before, and way before

  29. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    PAULIE KILLED TONY

    HE WANTED TO GET IN WITH NY

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Nah it was Patsy

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Wrong.
      Some random goon killed Tony. At best he's related to Pontecorvo, but maybe thats just a coincidence.
      What really happened was Phil was killed in front of his family in a brutal way, which left a bad taste in NY's mouth.
      Butchie turned on Phil because Phil implied that he was going to punish him after the war was over.
      Little Carmine was going to be the new boss of NY (this is implied at the sitdown in the garage) and he consolidated his position by avenging Phil's death, by giving Tony a similarly brutal retribution.
      Patsy was the main "traitor" from Tony's crew, for obvious reasons. He also knew exactly where Tony was going to be, because Meadow was dating his son. Patsy likely took over the NJ crew after Tony's death. Paulie probably knew about it, judging by his reaction when Tony offered him a position as capo, but had conflicted feelings.
      On the one hand he knew Tony wanted to kill him for snitching to Johnny Sack - but now that Tony is rewarding him with a high paying position he may be feeling some guilt. Irregardless - he wasn't making the main play, at best he was just told what was going to happen and accepted it, but nobody in NY took Paulie that seriously.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Wrong. So much baseless speculation and theory in this post when it was already explored when Tony was talking to Bobby on the boat on the lake about how everything will just go black when the time comes and it's all over. Jamal Ginsberg came back to punch his fricking lights out, which is why the screen cut to black.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        It was Paulie and Patsy who killed Tony or atleast played a part in it, the weird dream with Paulie & Pussy, and Patsy's son marrying Meadow out of nowhere prove this

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        It was Paulie and Patsy who killed Tony or atleast played a part in it, the weird dream with Paulie & Pussy, and Patsy's son marrying Meadow out of nowhere prove this

        Meadow killing Patsy's son in his sleep as revenge would be the ultimate CODA to all of it.

  30. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >huge social network of friendly acquaintances all the way up to sworn brothers
    >truly interesting work that is socially and intellectually fulfilling, tony has real agency in his success and failure as a businessman.
    >wife, kids, surrogate son and father figures. >relationships with numerous attractive and interesting women
    >enough money and control of his time to do anything
    Tony would not have been happier as some civilian schmuck working a 9-5. Most of the worst shit he had to endure was either bad luck, a stupid choice on his part, or built in family shit he would have had to endure regardless.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >Tony would not have been happier as some civilian schmuck working a 9-5.
      he literally explores this is in his dream coma. He's some regular joe schmoe getting fricking shit on by life, and then he wakes up in a hospital

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        He's also still a piece of shit who cheats on his wife so he'd probably not end up that different, he just wouldn't be able to get away with it as much

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          I used to hate Tony for constantly cheating on Carmela but after finishing the show, Carmela is easily the biggest fricking c**t in the show
          >literally lives a life of extreme luxury because her husband is a mob boss
          >bitches and moan about his morals constantly
          >flirts with the priest constantly
          >Flirts with the wallpaper guy
          >starts dating AJ's guidance counselor and even fricks him during their separation
          >nags Tony constantly
          >gets showered in gifts constantly
          >gets useless job as realtor that she isn't cut out for, that Tony has to bail out of trouble when the county shuts down the sale after inspecting the shoddy work she hired her elderly father to do
          the list could go on, Carmella is the fricking worst

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            im sure you're the type of guy who thinks skyler was a b***h wife

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              I never saw Breaking Bad, but thanks for declaring your shit taste to everybody ITT

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >I never saw Breaking Bad
                >still says its a shit show
                way to show how moronic you are, buddy

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Carmella's really not that bad. She feels unfulfilled and she has to deal with Tony's rage every single day. She's not perfect, but it can't be easy being married to Tony. She tries her best. She really does. She keeps telling herself she's made peace with Tony fricking all those prostitutes on the side, but when she's confronted with direct evidence of it, it breaks her.

            She's certainly much more sympathetic than Skyler in Breaking Bad. I actually felt bad for Carmella when her thing with Furio didn't work out.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              Carmella was living a life of extreme luxury and her only true conflict is when Tony gets shot and she starts freaking out about her life of luxury going away
              >Steals Tony's cash from a bird feeder
              >makes Tony donate 50 grand to meadow's college so their name can appear on some fricking plaque on a wall
              >that never actually happens because the college gets bigger donations constantly, and the Dean made that up just to extort money from her(Tony even tells her this but she insists on it anyway)

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Carmella is depressed. She doesn't have the life she wanted. She's taken care of, but her husband is always gone, always lying to her, always fricking prostitutes on the side, abuses her and her kids, and she's an accessory to crime and has to cover from the feds. Sometimes the little things are more important than having the bills paid for.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                oh boo hoo she feels unfulfilled living in a multi million dollar mansion and being provided for in every way woe is me.
                the only difference between her and all of Tony's prostitutes is she has a ring on her finger. Tony even tells her she knew what she was getting into.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                I'm not saying she's perfect. She's just sympathetic. Tony is such a shitty person it must be awful to be married to him. I've lived with people who have violent, rage-filled outbursts before and it sucks.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Carmella was living a life of extreme luxury and her only true conflict is when Tony gets shot and she starts freaking out about her life of luxury going away
                >Steals Tony's cash from a bird feeder
                >makes Tony donate 50 grand to meadow's college so their name can appear on some fricking plaque on a wall
                >that never actually happens because the college gets bigger donations constantly, and the Dean made that up just to extort money from her(Tony even tells her this but she insists on it anyway)

                dumb poorgay

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                The college donation was a bribe for good grades for Meadow and a positive recommendation to future employers. The plaque was just the way to circumvent the IRS.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >The college donation was a bribe for good grades for Meadow and a positive recommendation to future employers
                I just watched this episode an hour ago, no it wasnt

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                I used to hate Tony for constantly cheating on Carmela but after finishing the show, Carmela is easily the biggest fricking c**t in the show
                >literally lives a life of extreme luxury because her husband is a mob boss
                >bitches and moan about his morals constantly
                >flirts with the priest constantly
                >Flirts with the wallpaper guy
                >starts dating AJ's guidance counselor and even fricks him during their separation
                >nags Tony constantly
                >gets showered in gifts constantly
                >gets useless job as realtor that she isn't cut out for, that Tony has to bail out of trouble when the county shuts down the sale after inspecting the shoddy work she hired her elderly father to do
                the list could go on, Carmella is the fricking worst

                oh boo hoo she feels unfulfilled living in a multi million dollar mansion and being provided for in every way woe is me.
                the only difference between her and all of Tony's prostitutes is she has a ring on her finger. Tony even tells her she knew what she was getting into.

                its a simple yet complicated case of having everything, and nothing at the same time

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              She’s written excellently but I think you need to simultaneously hate women while also having empathy for them if you want to understand her character

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Reminder that Carm was completely okay with all of Tony's misdeeds except for his infidelity.

            What? There's tons of based opinions in the show.

            >Tony hating racemixing
            >Tony hating gays
            >Carmella ranting about the schools pushing gay shit on their kids

            Tony doesn't hate gays. He defended Vito constantly against Phil and even his NJ crew until he felt pressured to give him up to build a good rapport with the NY mob.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              He might not hate gays, but he certainly looks down on them.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                FRICKING FINOOKS

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >HE'S A FAAAAAAAAAG

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              Nah, he only defended Vito cause of the $$ he brought in. Then when Silvio tells him on how he could lose further money from Vito, he snaps out of it

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              Which is hypocritical because the only reason she doesnt cheat on him more were the men backing out last second or her getting jealous
              >Furio fricking off back to Italy
              >wallpaper guy wises up finding out his BIL is being extorted by Tony
              >priest getting seen being given food by another woman makes Carmella seethe
              I cant remember what happens with the guidance counselor but I remember her getting pissy about something

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              That was Tony's fault tbh, just frick the wife, damn
              Women are only horny on specific periods, frick her then and the changes of her cheating on you or nagging go down significantly

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              tony hates gays, much less than carlo and Paulie, but he's upset because Vito brings a lot of money.
              The only one that doesn't reallycare about the gay thing is Patsy

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            its funny you say that about her flirting its because its probably due to the fact tony cheats constantly and never actually showers her with real love that isnt all material. shes more than capable of being loved than having money, even furio saw it when he said hes pissed off by the way tony treats her like the fact he doesnt appreciate the small things she does like her baking or cooking. shes a good house wife and mom but not the type to live off independently or earn money which is why tony kinda has spite for her.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              >she cheats because Tony cheated
              such a dumb take. If it was truly about that she would've actually followed through on the divorce. She didn't because it would've ruined her cushy spoiled life

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                The based israelite btfo her so hard she had absolutely no excuse

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Carmela is a saint compared to everyone else in the show. Seriously, only Bobby and literal children are more morally defensible tham her. She's utterly smothered by Tony and her moronic children to the point that she deludes herself into thinking that she's literally Hitler in the same episode where AJ lies to her when she let's him go to the concert, gets high in a hotel instead of going to Meadow's, and tells her to go frick herself when she dares to be assert herself. Her children are c**ts, her husband's a cheating bastard, her mother's also a c**t, her priest tells her she's going to hell for wanting to be happy, and that zip Furio didn't push Tony into the helicopter blades when he had the chance. And despite everything, she is still loyal to her family and only rarely blows up at Tony.

            She's annoying at first, and when she won't shut the frick up about AJ, but by the end of the show she's one of the better characters who's getting eternally shit on.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              >only rarely blows up at Tony.
              lmao
              her only contribution to the show is nagging Tony in every scene she's in

  31. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Who was in the wrong here?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Noah's parents for being filthy racemixers
      >tfw Meadow meets Noah's dad and you find out the israelite father stuck his dick in a sheboon to make Noah
      Utterly revolting

  32. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Italian mobsters are just whiter Black folk
    Pure scum that hide their Black persontry behind some made up code of honor

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      okay irish "person"

  33. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Stop tryin' ta bait me, janny, you know my fricking problem is.
    >No- why don't you tell me!?
    >YOU WANT ME TO TELL YOU? FINE
    >PORN! WOJAKS! THE DUMB FRICKIN' APRIL FOOLS THEME NO ONE EVEN LAUGHED AT-
    >THEN ON TOP OF EVERYTHIN' ELSE YOU DON'T EVEN PRUNE THE TWEETS?
    >I was browsin' /mlp/, Chrissy- you oughta' try it sometime!
    >NOT TO MENTION- THE OBVIOUS FRICKIN' /misc/ THREADS YOU DON'T EVEN TOUCH
    >What? I think they're based!
    >FRICK YOU

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >mentions the mlp and pol spam but doesnt mention the palworld threads

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >Excuse me gentlemen, was there a problem with my thread?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >Powered by GPT-Ganker! hehe, did you see what my post said T? It said Powered by GPT-Ganker!

  34. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Doesn't it kinda seem like everyone got more and more unlikeable as the seasons went by?
    I get Tony, apparently it was rhe stress and power of being boss plus dealing with teenagers, but Paulie was an affable butthole at the start and a huge count by the end without a real reason
    Also did anyone play the Godfather game? 1 was cool, 2 was sorta gay
    I tried emulating it but apparently there's a big with the car lights that's unfixable

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I always liked Paulie, but I really started to hate him when he fricked over Christopher to save his own ass. The ironic part about Sopranos is that they all talk this big game about respecting family, but each and every one of them will gladly frick each other over to save their own asses.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        People shit on phil but in reality Tony taking on the last remnant of the true mafia made sense, he never ratted or went against the code and he never forgot

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          What? Tony killed Ralphie, his cousin and Christopher. He also made Bobby kill that one guy out of spite.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            i think he meant that the shah of iran was the last remnant from the old school mafia, not tony

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        The Sopranos are nothing more than a glorified crew

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah, he's a very likable son-of-a-b***h bur as the episodes go on he seems more and more petty and dickish for no reason
        You don't really get moments like when he calms down his gf's kids that woke scared at night
        >but each and every one of them will gladly frick each other over to save their own asses.
        100%, and I get that, but I felt like you could still deliver that deconstruction while still not exaggerating everyone

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Paulie's deal was that he was pissed off Tony kept grooming Christopher to be his successor when he had seniority. Then he tried to switch sides to the NY family because he felt disrespected, Tony found out, and things were never the same.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >when he finds out his real mom is his nun aunt and he literally abandons and stops paying for the retirement home for the woman who raised him and loved him his entire life

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      IIRC Chase didn't like that people actually liked Tony, and progressively made him worse come season 2 onwards, so it makes sense it'd do that to all the characters. He doesn't want you sympathizing with them.

  35. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >20 years waiting for the Elden Ring expansion. I comprised, got a single tweet instead

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      this fricking miyazaki is more creative than spielberg

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >Steven Spielberg ovah here

  36. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    The shit with Jackie Jr. broke my god damn heart. Maybe I'm a homosexual, but I teared up at the scene of his funeral.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Jackie Jr was a fricking arrogant tard and deserved everything he got.
      I'm literally watching the episode right now where he sends a guy to sell X at Chris's club, gets booted, sits down with Chris who tells him to knock it off, and then sends the guy back who gets paralyzed by Furio
      The episode prior he gets pissy at Meadow for not wanting to put out when she's shitfaced drunk.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        He was a stupid teenager who got smitten by the idea of mob life. He's not a bad kid. He doesn't take advantage of Meadow when she's drunk, and he doesn't even get mad at her when Meadow crashes his car.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >stupid teenager
          He's in college(nevemind he flunked out) and old enough to buy alcohol
          Stop infantilizing grown men

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Don't you remember being that age? I don't know about you but I was a fricking moron.

            And that's what's so sad about Jackie Jr. He was on the right path, was set up for success, and he fricked it all up. He became the exact thing his dad was afraid of.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              >gets caught by Tony SEVERAL TIMES doing shit he's not supposed to
              >Tony does fricking EVERYTHING to keep him out of the life
              >moron still gets caught by Meadow in a strip club getting a lapdance
              Guy was a fricking moron, you can't fix stupid

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Yes he was he cheated on Meadow who literally did nothing but help him

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >gets caught by Tony SEVERAL TIMES doing shit he's not supposed to
            >Tony does fricking EVERYTHING to keep him out of the life
            >moron still gets caught by Meadow in a strip club getting a lapdance
            Guy was a fricking moron, you can't fix stupid

            I KNOW he was stupid. I just find it sad to see a young guy frick up his whole life like that.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              Yeah it's sad Vito shot him with his minature watergun but he literally did it to himself, he had the exact same flaw every other old timer in this show had, he thought he was owed something

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              I feel you. I feel the same way about Chrissy. My man was set up to inherit being the boss but he fricked it up by being impatient, immature, and lacking self control.
              He deserved almost everything that happened to him but he was such a tragic character

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                It's fricked up because he actually was on the path to self improvement but by the time he grew up or at least more mature than Tony, he realized they don't respect him at all and that he ruined his life for someone who doesn't care about him at all

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Chris was his own worst enemy almost every step of the way. Yeah Tony could've supported the guy better, but when he started using again after Tony spares his life sending him to rehab, I wrote him off as living on borrowed time

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                I feel you. I feel the same way about Chrissy. My man was set up to inherit being the boss but he fricked it up by being impatient, immature, and lacking self control.
                He deserved almost everything that happened to him but he was such a tragic character

                Chris had a chance to make it after rehab, but after that shit with tony and adriana there was no coming back. Thinking he got cucked by his "dad" on his fiancee is some fricked up shit. Also, the comments on that scene where he beats adriana is like a fricking warzone, half the comments saying based, and the other half seething or seething about the other side seething.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                He wouldve 100% gotten cucked had it not been for the accident
                They were making it really fricking obvious those two were about to frick

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Chrissy was a shit bag so i don't feel sorry for him, but Adriana really should've just cut her losses a long ass time ago. Not sure what she was thinking with that shit with tony, that'd never end well for anyone. You just know even if they never crashed tony would throw that in chrissys face or hint at it when chrissy disappointed him or pissed him off.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >but Adriana really should've just cut her losses a long ass time ago
                I think the first season? Chrissy beats Adriana and she dumps him and goes back to living with her mom after they have a fight about him never committing to her. Chrissy shows up at Adriana's moms house, who tells him to frick off or shes calling the cops, and then Chrissy manhandles her and pushes his way into her home to say "frick it lets get married" to Adriana and the stupid c**t is like "awesome cool yay"
                She was a moronic c**t and so was Chrissy.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                She's a stupid c**t, but she's also a tough b***h. Takes those fists from Chrissy like a champ.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Not to mention in that same season she's loyal to chrissy when the black rapper dude wanted to bang her and push her carreer in music, while at the same time chrissy cheats on her in italy and with his cousins fiancee, the movie plot girl. Should've dropped his ass right from the start. He even forget to get her a present from italy cause he was too busy being high and fricking hookers in the hotel room all trip.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        What was it that Junior said about him? Dumb enough to drown in three inches of water
        Jackie Jr. could've waited and learned from Richie (though he might've died from that) or much better Ralphie, and made his way up, instead he was impatient, arrogant and entitled and would rather larp as Vito Corleone than learn anything

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >Dumb enough to drown in three inches of water
          Junior is my favorite character soley because he has so many fricking spot on oneliners like this lmao

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >"Chinese guy says 'Cataracts? No, I drive a Lincoln Memorial"

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              Lincoln continental

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >Junior is my favorite characte
            Me too. Great voice, excellent presence.
            He's also a great examination on the flaw of insecurity. Most characters in the Sopranos are just pieces of shit with som redeeming qualities, Junior is smart, experienced, charming when he wanted to and a great judge of character, but eternally insecure and unable to control it
            The moments where he and Tony almost patch up and he basically acts as a consiglieri are some of my favorites

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              >but eternally insecure and unable to control it
              The reveal that it was Junior who shoots and kills Chris' dad for laughing at him fall down some stairs was genuinely heartbreaking, especially when you know Tony sent Chris to kill some retired cop who he tells "did it".
              >and then Tony kills Chris himself after he crashes the car

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              That advice he gives about there being no right answer sometimes and to steer the ship the best you can was legitimately good advice

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                What episode was that?

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                That advice he gives about there being no right answer sometimes and to steer the ship the best you can was legitimately good advice

                bls resbond :DD

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              This bald c**t killed Christwopha's father because he laughed at him tripping and falling some stairs.

  37. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >I swear to god, I'm not playin'. Some frickin' loser shoots me in my eyes one more time and I'm frickin' done.

  38. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I can't take this show seriously, every character is a colossal moron in some way or form making the whole thing feel like a comedy.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >every character is a colossal moron in some way
      yeah just like real life
      that's why its so relatable
      Criminals are idiots, even the smart ones

  39. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I'm posting in this thread out of respect for my fawtha.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      god you can just feel the fricking cringe through the tv screen

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      god you can just feel the fricking cringe through the tv screen

      mirin' the absolute out of his body though, dude was jacked

  40. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >joke costume is the best unlockable outfit

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      He's literally me.

  41. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    UP IN DA CLUB

  42. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    behold, the best scene in any show ever

  43. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Anyone got any shows that are worth watching?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Frasier is based

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah i saw most of season 1 and it was alright, don't know if i have it in me for 11 seasons

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Super Jail then. The first season is incredible.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      The wire

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      for comedy:
      Silicon Valley
      Venture Brothers

      for drama:
      The Bear
      The Outsider

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Cleopatra 2525

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Venture Brothers

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I second Venture Bros. That shit is great.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I second Venture Bros. That shit is great.

        Already saw venture bros, it's my fav animated show and one of my favs period

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          watch superjail then you dumb fricking Black person

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            how did they get away with this episode.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              You couldn't do it nowadays. Alice alone would get the entire show cancelled.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          based

          also this

          watch superjail then you dumb fricking Black person

          and Xavier renegade angel, and you have to have seen ATHF.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Since this is a Sopranos thread, I will recommend another early HBO show: The Larry Sanders Show. Gem.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      apart from the fact that he's a israelite, its still a damn good show

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        That scene where Junior thinks Larry and Jeff are him and Bobby had me dying from laughter.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >is that my trial

          jesus christ uncle junior

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        him being a hilarious cheap neurotic israelite is the show

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Mr inbetween
      Great aussie show might be the best case of the hitman with a heart trope

  44. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous
    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous
    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >have a bunch of good sopranos memes
      >Ganker folder is like 12k
      bros how do i reduce this down to like 1k easily without losing all my gems

      post them all, I'm trying to build mine after finishing the series last month.

  45. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    He says he's my twin brother T

  46. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >have a bunch of good sopranos memes
    >Ganker folder is like 12k
    bros how do i reduce this down to like 1k easily without losing all my gems

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      you don't need to start deleting stuff, just start organizing it.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I can't find them my folder is too big, I made a bunch of them myself too

  47. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >got drunk one night and bought season 1 of Sopranos
    >every time I get high on mushrooms now I think I'm in the fricking mafia

  48. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I just got my friend into The Sopranos the best images to show. Preferably videogame related. Bonus points if it pertains to Mass Effect.

  49. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >it's a Tony's family drama scene

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Those are good

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Any scene with fricking Janice in it can go frick itself

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          okay nvm yeah janice sucked

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          What about the time she kills ritchie ?

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            But Richie was right about everything

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              not everything but he was right disowning his homosexual son, janice is a libshit trash

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >needs tony to bail her out again

            Good fricking riddance.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              Remember how he sends her back to Seattle on a plane, Livia dies, giving Janice another reason to come back to Jersey and annoy the viewer again?

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                remember when she calls from fricking canada to momentarily annoy the audience cause chase felt we hadn't gotten our daily dose of janice?

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >nah im not coming to the funeral i dont feel like it
                >shows up to the funeral and IMMEDIATELY puts on hysterics
                >basically bullies Tony into giving Livia a euology Livia didnt want which gets derailed into a room full of people venting how much they hated the fricking c**t

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                to be fair, them shitting on livia at the eulogy was hilarious. Livia would probably have enjoyed that too, she was a mean b***h.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >she was a mean b***h
                her laughing as Tony fell down the steps was pretty cold
                or when Tony confronts her in the hospital after her "Stroke"

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Pretty telling that Tony's most positive memory of her is her laughing at someone in pain

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                I love that smile she gives him when he calls her out for trying to whack him in the hospital. Just the shit eating smugness of it.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                That's such a fantastic scene.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >that scene where bobby beat the shit out of tony because he disrespected janice

          youre wrong about that one

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Tony sobering up and telling Bobby "it was a fair fight" in the morning was fricking hilarious

  50. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Ralphie's actor said in an interview that women randomly started to flirt with him in public right after the episode in which he killed the prostitute

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Women amirite?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Many such cases.

  51. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >20 YEARS IN THE CHAN

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous
    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >I wanted on-topic threads, I got chat-gpt, I compromised.
      >I wanted good video games to talk about, I compromised and talked about palworld
      >See what i'm getting at here?

  52. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Chrissy ruins his rehab friend's recovery by getting him hooked on gacha games
    >repossesses his PC and phone when he's $60k in the hole going dry on event pulls
    >"You only have yourself to blame"
    Is it me, or was this episode blatantly out-of-character? No, seriously, it's like Chrissy is a comic side character in his own fricking B-plot in this one, it's played for laughs and there's no depth at all.

  53. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Can anyone answer me? How the frick did they know Pokémon cards were a great deal of investment during the second season? I was only 7 years old in 2000 (which is its time of the second season) I owned Pokemon cards, I threw them away because I outgrew them (I don’t think I owned any rare cards anyway, Well I don’t think, I can’t remember). But anyway, no one told me to keep them

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Phone cards, not pokemon cards
      They were selling cards with prepaid phone minutes on them

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      %3D%3D

  54. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Don't worry Ganker, I got you a pass.

    Get me a glass of water.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >Shamelessly cheats on Sally and calls him a loser.
      >Runs to the nearest male in the vicinity to get him involved in her domestic dispute after she whipped her violent boyfriend into a rage.
      >Only lets Brian know that Sally is about to put him into a coma at the last second.
      >Doesn't come across as the least bit scared of Sally trying to brain a dude to death, reacting to it with the same amount of anger as anyone would to a heated but mundane fight with your boyfriend/girlfriend.
      >Hits on Chrissy despite her being friends with Adrianna.
      For such a tiny amount of screentime, Tina was a dumb c**t.

  55. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    So , the PS5, whatevah happened there?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      No games

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >WHATEVER HAPPENED THERE? I’LL TELL YOU WHAT HAPPENED, THAT PIECE OF SHIT PC TOOK ALL OF MY CONSOLES GAMES WITHOUT ANY EXCLUSIVES LEFT WHATSOEVER

  56. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Many people don’t realize so I have to be the one to say it. Anthony jr’s suicide attempt is not just because he’s a teen who thinks life is meaningless. We saw that he got a panic attack during the third season. His panic attack condition slowly builds up to that suicide attempt. From that third season to the last episode, slowly but surely, it creeped up

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Kid lives in a house full of guns and he tried to kill himself by tying a bag around his head and dropping himself and a cinderblock in a pool

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        he just wanted to do it like a mafioso, like in the movies.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >AJ you make me so sad I wanna cry. It's a fricking movie you idiot

          You saw that he was very much against the state of the world. He was against guns. Don’t tell me he was gonna become an army dude. He had no choice, he was a frickup in every sense of the word

          he was a spoiled brat. He's literally the annoying redditor that cant help but be concerned about every moronic headline he reads and fakes outrage and concern for people that would rightly tell him to frick off.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        You saw that he was very much against the state of the world. He was against guns. Don’t tell me he was gonna become an army dude. He had no choice, he was a frickup in every sense of the word

  57. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    lads, i have been rewatching season 1 and this scene still makes me so fricking sad

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      He kills a guy for laughing at him when he trips down the stairs, she got off easy considering her not shutting her fricking mouth lost him the respect of everyone around him

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >she got off easy considering her not shutting her fricking mouth lost him the respect of everyone around him
        what? tone broke junior's balls just for a couple of minutes and the few people who were on the scene with them didn't pick up on the innuendos either

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Junior sees it as "Tony knows now everyone knows"

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            because he was an insecure frick, yes

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Imagine throwing away a perfect relationship over nothing, because you are perceived a certain way by others around you

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Being seen as submissive when you're the don isn't a nothingburger.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Also, her not respecting Junior's wishes to keep personal info private is dealbreaker potential in general.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            To be fair, she did keep quiet after he tells her to. the issue was she had already told her hairdresser, she even tried to tell her the hairdresser to keep her mouth shut, but the b***h blabbed to Carmela, who found it hilarious and told Tony

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        He seriously could be killed over it.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Frickin' why? b***h had 1 job
      Rewatching it I could only smirk at the pie

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        rewatch it again

  58. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    He was the only one who knew what he was doing

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >he wants to frick he'?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      seriously, his death directly frick EVERYONE else over. THe only person that thrives is his son and ONLY because he decides to call it quit

  59. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Do I smell fish?

  60. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Oh man… when Tony finds out that Richie stays at his mother’s home. Richie says “we got history together” to Tony and then Tony responds “yeah. Israel and fricking Palestine”. How did the writers know this? This wasn’t relevant at all during the time of the second season. Everyone still talked Bush, Clinton, and terrorists in Afghanistan.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Are you moronic or do you think the Israeli/Palestine conflict hasn't been going on since the 50s?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I think he's just breaking balls.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        It wasn’t relevant at all in the American way of life then

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          ok zoomer

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Tony is a smart cookie that is into geo-politic

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Are you moronic or do you think the Israeli/Palestine conflict hasn't been going on since the 50s?

      you know, quasimodo predicted all this

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      They were right at each others's throats in 2000, dummy, Gaza and the West Bank too
      https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Second_Intifada

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Are you fricking moronic? Israel and Palestine have been going at it since it's inception in 1948 and issues between israelites and palestinians were happening before that as well

  61. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Tony would have been a furry in another time

  62. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    52yo piece of juicy gabbagool.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      shoot a load on this spicy milfs inner thigh
      mama mia

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >mfw out of all the actors that hit the wall furio and carmella still look relatively the same

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >no nudes
      What's the fricking point?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Ooh Madone

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >daughter named Alabama Gypsy

      Absolutely fricking crazytown but frick me, i would

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I hated her dog, chrissy sitting on it was my highlight of the show

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous
    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      What the frick

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Just another day in the prostitute of babylon.

  63. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    OH GIRL

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      TONEEEE

  64. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      that scene with her and the tennis coach bending over while the feds watch through binoculars had me dying

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I thought she was covered in tats

  65. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    What the frick happened to the Dimeo family? They were the actual new jersey reigning family but they just disappeared after the first season and it was only the sopranos for NJ.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Dimeos died and Jackie Aprile took over

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >Old Man DiMeo was the boss, gets arrested
      >Jackie Aprile gets promoted from capo/underboss to boss
      >Other capos end up dead (Jimmy Altieri), irrelevant (Ray Curto, Larry Barese), leaving T and Junior to step up when Jackie gets sick
      >Tony lets Junior become boss to catch all of the flak for him while he reigns as the actual boss

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Larry get house arrest and is stuck for a while, gets arrested again for being involved in christopher movie at the end of season 5. His crew was doing well, the story just focus on shit going wrong

  66. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >FOR CHRIST SAKE CHRISSY ENOUGH WITH THE STEAM DECKS!

  67. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    He's supposed to represente the normal person who watches mob movies, thinks that it would be cool to me involved, but ends up being slapped back to reality about how bad of an idea that would be soon after, right?

    Despite running into trouble due to the mafia (old Vesuvio, Benny Fazio and the credit card fraud), he never quite gets destroyed like the mobsters on the show, as if his own "civiliannsss" protected him from further harm (along witb Tony and Charmaine). And every time he tries to get involved with shady stuff, it blows up on his face, like with the Armagnac business.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I just dont think they ever knew what to do with him
      There was that weird plotline where he was in love with Adriana, him and Charmaine get divorced, and they kind of disappear for a season before some random line of "oh me and charmaine got back together"

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      He's only alive because he stuffs food in Tony's fat face. That's it. He gets humbled enough to realize that he's past his prime and having his own business and milf wife is as good as it gets for him.
      It's actually a big win for him that Charmaine chose him over Tony.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous
    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >He's supposed to represente the normal person who watches mob movies,
      Man they killed his character but the actor was so fricking bad
      I cant watch his scenes anymore without cringing

  68. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I always like the little plot details of this show. That famous first season episode “College”, when Tony is strangling the snitch, the snitch says “i coulda killed you but didn’t because you were with your little girl. I saw you, I can tell you, your little girl was drunk”. He is lying on two fronts. He wanted to kill Tony regardless of Meadow being around but got interrupted on accident by the old couple. And he is telling that to Tony because he is letting Tony know that he has some heart in him, your precious little girl can’t see what could happen to Tony in front of her. He is lying about sparing Tony’s life so that his own life could be spared. Small details that go a long way

  69. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >I'll tell you one thing and I'm not ashamed to say it, my estimation of Todd Howard as a man just fricking plummeted.
    >Give him a break, will ya? His game has a 62% rating on Steam.
    >To cry like a woman? It's a fricking disgrace!

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      lmao
      this is extra funny to me because i literally just got done watching the show

  70. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I WAS BANNED FOR 20 FRICKING YEARS

  71. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    "Ahhhh, We're with the vipahs! ahahaha"

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >How bout that poindexter when he saw the gat?
      >"NOUGH"
      >Haha. Albert Einstein motherfricker.
      >"I'm with the science team!"

  72. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >I've got an APM of 836. It's been tested.

  73. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    For me? It's the snowy forest scene.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      An interior designor? His appartment looked like shit

      it's the pine barrens episode btw

  74. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >It's an honor to be joined by men, AND NOT homosexual ASS CORNHOLING JANNIES LIKE DELETED MY VIDYA BUTTS THREAD, HE SHOULD FRICKIN' DIE!

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >Easy there Phil, you know wojaks make you emotional

  75. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I don't get it, why did they want to kill Vito? Gay jokes are forbidden in the mafia?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Tony wanted to keep him because he was a great earner, Phil wanted to off him because he's married to his cousin and Tony's boys wanted him dead because they hate gays

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      homosexuals are a big no-no. They are a christian, family organisation and fricking homos GOTTA GO

  76. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >Me
      We win.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Furio could've probably killed the entire DiMeo Crime Family alone tbh

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Stupida facking game

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Furio and Silvio are the most competent

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Just one dude from the top row accomplished more than all the dudes on the bottom. Maybe Chrissy could compete, but without Tony he'd have never made it past associate.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Chris is a top tier soldier but he's not boss material. Even sober he's just a huge midwit.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Just one dude from the top row accomplished more than all the dudes on the bottom. Maybe Chrissy could compete, but without Tony he'd have never made it past associate.

          I love when Tone start losing intrest in Chrissy you can see the whole crew start disrespecting him

  77. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    So did Ralphie kill the horse?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Hard to tell, he seems more annoyed than anything when T brings it up, but he's a good liar

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      a) She was a hooah-se.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Yes, for the insurance. He didn't realize Tony is a horsefricker.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Yes. No. Maybe so. It was his nonchalant response to Tony's emotional hangups over the horse's death that ultimately sealed his fate. Tony was already losing his temper with Ralphie by then. Ralphie had caused way too much strife between Tony and Johnny Sack, had killed the hooker at the Bing, and was ultimately at fault for pushing Jackie Jr further into moron territory.

  78. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >expected Paulie to be a no nonsense enforcer
    >is actually a weirdo psycho

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      easy , Chrissy

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous
  79. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Paulie, the frick you doin'? Ya supposed to be scalping this shit, not drawing heat.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >Plays ''TAKE ME TO THE RIVER'' right in front of Tony
      Classic Paulie.

  80. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
  81. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Junior's actor is still alive and well
    Wild

  82. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Good thread

  83. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    the mobbers were right about going down on women being for homosexuals

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      t. virgin

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        only a virgin would be desperate enough to emasculate himself by being subservient to a woman in the bedroom. have a nice day you effete homosexual frick.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Sorry for the late reply, virgin. Ive just been going down on your bawd mom and licking her hairy minge

  84. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Stupida fricking thread.

  85. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    why is there no black main characters?

  86. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
  87. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    fricking jannies

  88. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >that scene where Paulie sees the virgin Mary
    Spooky

  89. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Johnny Cakes should be the protagonist of the next game.

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