>too sick for school, too sick for videogames

>too sick for school, too sick for videogames
what do?

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  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Read a book, idiot.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      If he's too sick to play vidya, he's probably not feeling well enough to focus on a book. I guess it might depend on the book, though.

      https://i.imgur.com/UArgyNx.jpeg

      >too sick for school, too sick for videogames
      what do?

      Make some tea with honey, wrap yourself up in a blanket, and put on some mediocre streaming show that was meant to be 2nd screen content. Something you can pass the time with, without needing to pay too much attention.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >put on some mediocre streaming show that was meant to be 2nd screen content
        like this?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          i need as many recommendations of 2nd monitor shows as possible

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I have Stargate SG1 playing 24 hours day.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >reading
      homosexual

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The purpose of not playing video games when you're sick is to avoid getting the video game characters sick as well.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Play Pokémon while sick
      >Pokerus
      AAAAHHHHHHHHH

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i would play on my phone or watch anime

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >i would play on my phone
      Fricking zoomies have it easy

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        yep

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Zoomers barely go to school as it is ever since covid (I guess that's more gen alpha now but it still affected zoomers too) They don't have to fake sick to get a day off.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I hope you like Tetris

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >play on my phone
      What are we playing bros?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        there was one game where you are in a car or plane shooting alien flying objects.
        Game was kino.

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Post the webm

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >to sick to get out of bed, go make me a sandwich

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Sleep, since I'm actually sick and have a fever.
    Then again, I would remind my mother that the point of staying home while sick, even mildly, is to prevent a contagious disease from spreading, not because I'm necessarily too sick to do school work.

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    My parents never said this so idk.
    But then again I have good parents and I never gave them reason to be strict with me on shit.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      My mom's only rule was "don't go outside because if the school finds out you're okay enough to go outside, they'll be pissed" as if the school had fricking ninjas posted around sick kids' houses

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Are you from rural Scotland as well? We lived in a small village so we avoided going out because then everyone would know we were faking it.

        who the frick's mom stayed at home? If I stayed home sick I had the whole house to myself.

        Also this.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >stalking outside kids houses
        Pretty sure thats a felony in most places

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          it really depends on your definition of stalking, most suburbanites neighborhood had that one neighbor who's peeking on the street iew window, fishing for something to complain in the next HOA meeting, or on worst cases, filing police reports for dumb shit

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Boomers were the absolute worse for this, they grew up with unparelled levels of freedom and the ability to enjoy themselves. But those kids playing street hockey? AIIIIEEE POLICE-SAMA, LOCK THEM! AAARGGGH I'M BOOMING, I'M BOOMING! Miserable old c**ts.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Literally me, but for jacking off instead

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        depends on if where you live still has truancy officers

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      If your parents were good, your ass wouldn't be a failure browsing a site full of pedophiles, psychopaths, etcetera.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Don't call me an etcetera that's just rude.

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What sickness did you simulate to not go to school and stay home to play vidya, Ganker?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Fever, I'd wake early and heat a cloth, drape it on my head, then ask my mum to take my temperature.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Fever, I'd wake early and heat a cloth, drape it on my head, then ask my mum to take my temperature.

      i used to put the thermometer up to a lightbulb when my mom was in the other room. "oh wow yeah looks like ill need to stay home and play videogames all day"

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I'd get a few cups of water and make vomiting noises while pouring them into the toilet. Ez vidya days.

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    my wife does this to me. she also didn't let me buy new pc parts for 2 years.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Why? Are you unemployed

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Ask her boyfriend

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >stay in bed
    >play in my mind with the characters i created long ago and continue developing a story so deep and complex that i keep adding characters and retconnig previous events to fit the new narrative
    the main characters have become side characters because to be honest, they have become too powerful, but they still make appearances from time to time

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >how to get maladaptive daydreaming 1o1.
      been there done that.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >1o1

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >having an imagination is now considered a mental illness
        lol

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >1o1
        absolutely splendid post

  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Frick her right in the pussy.

  12. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    sleep homie

  13. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    They both worked so they couldn't stop me, since I knew how to break into the router, enable my wireless, then go back in and disable it again at the end of the day and wipe the logs. double edged sword having a systems administrator dad, he caught me a few times but each time I learned how to counter that specific technique and he never caught me on it again.

  14. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Sleep, holy shit. Rest. Relax. Recover.

  15. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Fap until I shoot blanks then fall asleep.

  16. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >anon your games are giving the computer viruses, you have to uninstall all of them!
    >now let me on, I need to check my email and download this sketchy classic sitcom-themed screensaver that my coworker sent me so I can install it

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      lois never says that

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Proof?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          i don't need proof. i just believed it hard enough for it to be real

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous
    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The best example of this I had when I was younger was when I had a friend whose mom worked at a hospital and brought some ransomware home somehow and insisted it was Steam, lmao

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      back in the win 95 days I installed some Cabela's game that totally fricked the registry all up somehow and my dad had to do a fresh OS install to fix it, and my parents held that over my head for years and blamed me for everything bad happening with the PC while loading the PC up with spyware-loaded shockwave files that their friends forwarded them via email.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      My sister and I must have destroyed Dad's work laptop at least twice from fricking with Limewire. It's nuts to think how little impact it had on him. It was 2006, so he absolutely didn't back stuff up, but he also had most of his stuff in physical form.
      I've got all my stuff backed up and don't have that much stuff on my laptop to begin with, but I would be livid if I had to completely format my computer.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I downloaded a virus before on my personal laptop by downloading Optifine for minecraft on the wrong website, I didn't know what I was doing and had to do a factory reset.
      Funnily enough I've never gotten a virus in any of the times I illegally pirated free anime, manga and vidya, even when the sites were sketchy as hell.

  17. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    yup, I'm putting eyedrops in the coffee

  18. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    who the frick's mom stayed at home? If I stayed home sick I had the whole house to myself.

  19. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    barf in the trashcan and go back to sleep

  20. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    *screams in thin lips*
    BRANDON, AIDEN, KYLER, THE CASSEROLE IS READY!!! WITH EXTRA MAYO THIS TIME

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >BRANDON, AIDEN, KYLER
      Holy shit Americans are a joke.

  21. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I had a small crt on a wall mount so I could lay in bed and play. I could even lay down while playing point blank

  22. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    lois was for real one of the best characters in that show

  23. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I learned my mom just didn't want to be woken up at 6am and never said anything if I just stayed home without telling her. Think I always missed at least a third of every school year they sent countless emails about me being truant.

  24. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Boomers were obsessed about punishing you for not going to school when you were actually sick. Why is their logic that if you can't go to school you have to be miserable as well. Do they think video games take a lot of effort to play?

  25. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    invadeher CIM

  26. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >stay home from school
    >mom wants to play a special game with me
    Anyone know what she's talking about.? I'm nervous.

  27. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >sneeze on the N64 controller
    >n64 goes home and infects the elderly NES with the flu and it dies

  28. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    this only happened to me once as a kid, and it was because I was clearly faking to get out of school
    my old man made me lay on the couch all day until when school would have been over, let me do whatever after, and I never faked sick again

  29. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Get banned for being under 18.

  30. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Is Louis a milf or nah??

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      She was during the episodes she was pregnant.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I always thought she was
      That episode of Wilfred where she blackmails Elijah Wood for sex I thought she was hot as shit for an old lady too

  31. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >too sick for school, too sick for videogames
    post on Ganker it looks like

  32. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Wait for her to leave the house, then start vidya!

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