Total Warhammer 3

Total Warhammer 3

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  1. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Fun game, terrible company. Also, $25 for Chorfs? Get the frick out of here.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      You'll buy it

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        At 50% off at least. I haven't bought a single Dlc for this series at full price. Hell I haven't even bought Warhammer 3 yet. There seems to be very little incentive with Siege battles being such a slog and so numerous due to tier 3 settlements getting walls for whatever fricking reason.

        I'm not a communist so Russians, Chinks, and overweight Mongolians dont appeal to me.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >50% off
          not happening until 2028

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            See you in 2028, then Warhammer 3 gays

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >most hyped DLC race is the most expensive
      Almost by design...

  2. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    shill thread

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Did you know TW3 is on sale atm?

  3. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    am I a brainlet if I'm awful at this game. I just make equal sized armies crash into one another yet I always lose

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I don't like the actual battles. It feels like everything looks the damn same on your own team, everything is too slow, etc.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        it seems so stupid when you watch "good' players like legend of total war play it.

        He uses all these weird maneuvers and cheese strategies while spamming magic spells. I miss Rome 2 or Attila when just making armies fight was a fun spectacle to witness

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Rome 2 and Atilla had tonnes of cheese. Horse Archers in Attila were completely broken and the AI had no idea how to counter them or use their own horse archers half as effectively as any player.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          You don't need to play like that if you just turn down the difficulty to normal or hard. Legendary difficulty is made for cheese exploits.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      You're expected to be able to win equal fights on normal and disadvantaged fights on hard and higher. I'm not really sure hiw you frick up an equal fight against this AI.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        i guess I don't understand the meta formations and terrain cheese , just make the army march to the other one

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          No you don't understand combat at all.
          Read a history book or something

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          hammer and anvil anon

  4. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Fun game, but I don't see the appeal of the setting.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >well built up
      >unashamedly satirical
      >easy to roleplay in
      >many flavors to appeal to everyone
      it's accessible is the appeal

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >super grimdark
        >ultranihilist cosmology
        >"humor" consists of chav orcs and characters acting like morons
        >inexplicably has tons of sci-fi shit including nuclear missiles, robot walkers, and laser guns
        >aesthetics are a major hit (empire, bretonnia, dwarves) or miss (lizardmen, chaos, helves)
        I got suckered into looking at it because I like the idea of musketmen shooting demons, but boy was I mistaken on what the larger setting is about.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >miss (lizardmen

          No way. God why do kroxigor have to be so shit in game

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Lizards, Chaos, and Helves are all great

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >miss
          >lizardmen
          I sincerely hope you die

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      It has lizardchads.

  5. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    wish we could get good strategy games like dawn of war 1 or empire at war instead of this slop

  6. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    no thanks, Im so fricking tired of warhammer they should go for a new setting like lotr or witcher

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I don't think the Witcher would be good, the appeal of the setting is the small scale, not the large scale strategic level stuff.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        I think it could work
        gwent showed that they know how to create tons of diverse units for each faction and you could add mystical creatures, sorceress or hero units and make it like warhammer or avoid those and make it more grounded like 3k

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I don't think the Witcher would be good, the appeal of the setting is the small scale, not the large scale strategic level stuff.

      if it was for the witcher there'd be literal cuckolding diplomacy mechanics and any leaders with positive stats would be female

  7. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Just bought it and I'm picking up DLCs now. Do I need the old Wood Elf or Warrior of Chaos DLCs if I'm getting the new ones?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Honestly I'm just waiting for DLC packs for the WH3 races, with ogres and cathay topping my list.

      If you just want access to the races no. The old ones IIRC only give you access to the legendary lords from their specific pack so unless you want to play as mel gibson or sigvald for instance you can just go ahead and buy the new ones

  8. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Why are Chorfs so hyped anyway? Are they really that cool or are people just making a big deal out of showing they know about the semi-obscure thing?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Little bit of both. I get the appeal, heavy duty, Chaos fueled industry is a cool aesthetic, but personally I never liked them all that much. Certainly never nearly as much as vanilla Dwarfs. Something about mixing in the orc/goblin chaff with the Dwarfs feels off aesthetically.

  9. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    FRICK CHAOS. FRICK ORDER.
    NAGASH WHEN?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Hopefully never, frick Nagash he should've stayed in the background as a skeleton who invented necromancy and got bodied by Sigmar

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        the Time of Legends books kind of put that in the dirt by giving him a more extensive backstory and also being the best ones

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah I know, still I am against his returning, especially in End Times form

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Nah, I need him to show up as an excuse to give Tomb Kings some new units and a generic liche priest lord. It sucks having the same damn tomb king generic lord 11 times over.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        If he comes back he'd better be 4th ed Nagash and not homosexual end times Nagash.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          They already teased End Times Nagash and Mortarchs in WH2.

  10. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    How do I get rid of Nurgle's stupid plague shitting up my entire empire?
    And how do I stop my friend from dying to Skaven plagues?

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